I, 2.1 Billion Yanwang Dijun Joined the Chat Group

But - the popping slime crystal cake is indeed the latest masterpiece of Ms. Xiangling, the chef of Wanmintang. It melts in the mouth and flows into the throat smoothly, without even giving the eater a chance to spit it out.

"Spicy! Spicy! Spicy! Spicy!"

Little Paimon was like a fly flying around, flying up and down in all directions.

"Water! Water! Water! Water!"

Zhong Li shook his head with a smile, stretched out his hand and pointed at his teacup.

Ying, a young traveler who had just followed into the yard, took the teacup in a daze, and handed it to Paimon, who was dancing non-stop.

Paimon, who noticed this scene, quickly flew down, almost burying his entire face in the teacup.

Gulu~~!Gulu~~!Gulu~~!

After several mouthfuls of forceful gulping, little Paimon let out a long breath and raised his head from the cup.

Zhong Li looked at her flushed cheeks, and couldn't help laughing: "This is the pastry newly invented by Ms. Xiangling, the chef of Wanmintang yesterday - Explosive Slime Crystal Cake. The raw material is the flame that has survived for more than a year." Big Slime, the taste is characterized by a hot and spicy taste like a magma eruption, which directly stimulates the taste nerves. Even people with the eyes of the fire element god dare not try this kind of thing lightly. Paimon, you really It's very powerful."

"Woooooo~~!"

Paimon pursed his lips, and whimpered twice in dissatisfaction. ,

The corners of his mouth were swollen and he couldn't speak.

Zhong Li looked at it twice, then stretched out his finger, a ray of light golden breath melted into Paimon's lips, and in the next second, she felt a trace of coolness on her red and swollen lips.

Zhongli held up a piece of pastry, put it in his mouth and chewed it calmly, while eating, he commented: "If this pastry is only purely spicy, it is naturally at most a superb product for people who love spicy food, but Xiangling is not as good as it is." Of course, she is not an ordinary chef, and the main pastry she came up with when she was imaginative is certainly not that simple."

Speaking of this, Zhong Li patted the bluestone table lightly, and a new purple sand teacup and a cup of green tea rose on the table.

Zhongli picked up the teacup, took a sip slowly, and swallowed all the pastry in his mouth, showing a look of aftertaste at the same time.

He picked up a pastry again and continued to explain: "The outer skin of this pastry is the second core of this pastry. This is the crushed petals of ice fog flowers, which are mixed with apples, raspberries, sweet flowers, etc. After the ingredients are made."

"As long as you quickly drink a cup of warm tea after eating the pastry, the skins will immediately melt and flow into your throat."

"At the same time, the cold feeling spreads all over the throat, completely eliminating the hot feeling just now, leaving a faint coldness and a touch of sweetness, which makes people have endless aftertastes."

"Little Paimon." After saying these words, Zhongli looked at the little food reserve with a calm expression, "If you didn't let me help relieve your pain after drinking the water, you should be able to taste it now feeling."

"Of course, it's also my fault that you started eating immediately without asking me clearly. In Wanmingtang, before serving this pastry, Xiangling would ask the guests three times to drink warm water to dissolve the spicy food when they can't bear it. "

After hearing this, little Paimon drooped his face and lay on the body of the traveler girl Ying, without any further movement.

Zhong Li smiled and didn't care about it, turned his gaze to the traveler girl, and asked, "What's the matter? Traveler, what's the matter today?"

"But I am interested in coming to where I live."

Chapter 3 The lanterns of the Sea Lantern Festival are all my travelers! !

"nothing..."

The traveler girl looked around a few times, but her eyes were not focused on Zhongli's face.

After a while, she gently picked up a piece of pastry, put it in her mouth, and chewed it slowly.

Without waiting for Zhongli's reminder, she naturally took a cup of tea and took a sip.

After a while, her expression seemed to be full of satisfaction, her cheeks were unnaturally rosy, and the hot and humid sweat protruded from her forehead finely.

Drops of sweat condensed together in a short while, running down her cheeks, across her delicate collarbone, and finally flowing into the almost empty valley.

"Ah~~~~!"

The traveler sighed in satisfaction: "It's delicious."

Seeing her appearance, Paimon, who had just recovered a bit, couldn't help but lift up a piece again, and stuffed it into his mouth.

The two of them took one bite, and quickly ate up all the cakes on Zhongli's plate.

Zhongli smiled and shook his head slightly: "If you like it, you can go to Wanmintang and ask Xiangling to do it for you. You have helped her so much, and she will never refuse."

The traveler has not yet answered.

Paimon couldn't help complaining about this issue.

"Mr. Zhongli, you know about the Sea Lantern Festival a while ago."

"Of course, as Liyue's biggest festival, how could I not know about it." Zhongli smiled: "This year's lanterns are still as beautiful as stars, and you must be a traveler for a lot of credit."

"Hey, Mr. Zhongli, don't talk about it." Paimon said with an old-fashioned look, "If this Sea Lantern Festival is missing our family, I don't think it will be possible."

"Last time, we complained to you about the strange missions of Liyue and Mond, right, but I didn't tell you about the Sea Lantern Festival at that time."

Paimon took a sip of tea: "We have made more than 300 night lanterns in total, more than 300. At least one tenth of the night lanterns in Liyue Harbor are made by us."

"And then there is running errands, give us a map, let us go up the mountain and go to the sea, the reward is only [-] to [-] moras, that is, the traveler has a kind personality, otherwise no one will care about you."

"The most disgusting thing is the mission to help the cargo balloon that was hijacked by the Qiuqiu people. The cargo balloon is a defective product. Otherwise, why did it accidentally touch it, and the whole cargo fell apart. I used to help the cargo balloon Never before has such a situation been encountered.”

"Does the businessman want to blackmail people?!"

"Mr. Zhongli, no, Emperor Yanwang, are all the residents of Liyue with such a tight-knit personality?? Compared to Monde, I always feel that Liyue people's tasks are full of running errands and ordering people around."

Hearing this, the former Yan Wang Dijun just smiled, and waited for a long while, waiting for Paimeng to finish speaking, before he replied: "Liyue is the kingdom of merchants."

"..."

As soon as these words came out, they suppressed the rest of Paimon's words.

"Since they are businessmen, they naturally use the least amount of money to do the most work. For them, you are a useful tool for them, traveler. You have top-notch military power, powerful eyes of God, and delicate work. Why don't you redouble your efforts?" use." Zhong Li said half in jest, half in earnest: "The essence of the so-called contract is fairness."

"Fairness means how much you give and how much you reap. The people of Liyue Port have almost forgotten these things over the long years."

"Traveler, I can give you a suggestion. You can choose to accept some tasks in the future. You have to let the merchants in Liyue Port know that your contribution is greater than your return, so you are not willing to do it .”

"Yeah." The traveler girl nodded slightly.

Paimon on the side curled his lips: "Impossible, this little girl has such a warm-hearted character, you make her not help others, it's like bullying her, I really don't know so many strange things How did she stick to the task? If it was me, I’m afraid I’d quit doing it a long time ago, anyway, the current Mora will take a long time.”

"Hehe~!"

The traveler girl smiled shyly, stretched out her finger and scratched her cheek.

Zhong Li then didn't say any more, he knew that the traveling girl in front of him had her own set of rules of conduct, and she was never confused, so there was no need for him to talk too much.

"Actually...I'm here this time."

After a while of silence, the girl revealed the main purpose of her coming.

"I want to talk...about the snow mountain." The girl smiled: "My side...is ready."

"Well, I still lack some preparations. How about this, traveler, you come back tomorrow... no, the day after tomorrow. I will go with you to the snow mountain." Since Zhongli has already promised the traveler , naturally will not break his promise.

"Yes." The traveler nodded slightly.

"I'll come to see you the day after tomorrow." Paimeng flew to Zhongli's side, and patted him on the shoulder in an old-fashioned way: "You must protect me and Ying. I know, this must be a piece of cake for the former King of Yan a plate of."

"Naturally, please rest assured."

After finishing the business, we chatted for a while.

Paimon and Traveler have just officially resigned.

......

After the two left, Zhongli's courtyard once again returned to calm.

He thought for a while and opened his own chat group system.

I saw a glittering golden item flashing on it.

[You have obtained a new chat group permission, you can open a new chat group. 】

[You can choose the following modes for the new chat group. 】

[1. Manual pull mode, you can manually pull the people you need into the chat group. (This pull is limited to worlds where you own coordinates.)]

[2. Random pull mode, you can randomly pull people who meet the conditions you set from the seventeen void civilization communities covered by the chat group. 】

[Note: All abilities in this new chat group are given by the general chat group system. The chat group mall and chat group healing functions are the same as other chat groups. 】

[Note 2: Because you are a super VIP user of our chat group system, you will receive the following special treatment after opening a new chat group. A. When you enter the chat group, @All will automatically announce the arrival of the group leader to everyone; B. After entering the chat group, you can replace your standard font with the golden flame logo. C. When leaving the chat group, @all members again to announce to all group members that the great group leader has left the chat group. 】

Seeing this, Zhongli silently closed these messages and decided never to use this new chat group system.

He couldn't bear the crime.

Chapter 4 The Fear of Spiders

-----In the future, it can be expected that the real monarch will enter the chat group-----

Spider: Oh oh oh, Mr. Zhongli is here.I finally see you.

Future Promising Master (Zhong Li): What's the matter?

Spider: I am a spider, indeed, I have encountered quite a big thing, which is enough to change my life.I couldn't help but think, in this world, can I really live so casually as a spider?Is it really suitable for me to feel that my life is happy and safe after only eating two delicious meals of eel and catfish? ?

I'm Subaru Natsuki: Riddler?Spider?

Spider: Riddler? ?No, I am a faithful believer of Master Bruce Wayne. Although it makes me regret that I can only be sent to the Arkham Asylum after defeating the clown, this kind of non-killing character is also one of the charms of Master Wayne.

I'm Subaru Natsuki: Well, that's not what I mean, I just want to say that you can express your thoughts more clearly.

Light wings spread out (sexy prisoner): Oh, dear spider girl, I think what Caiyue boy means is that the words you said above did not reveal any information, but were full of confusing soliloquies.This should be rather annoying behavior.

Spider: Sorry!sorry!sorry!sorry!sorry!sorry!sorry!

Spider: Sorry!sorry!sorry!sorry!sorry!sorry!sorry!

I’m Subaru Natsuki: No, no, no need to say so much. I’m sorry. To be honest, the sudden change of you, Spider, is very frightening. With a smile on your face, try to survive and face every day with a smile.

Spider: I have encountered something that makes me restless now, sorry, Mr. Zhongli, brother Nayue Subaru, and Uncle Prisoner.

Future Promising Master (Zhong Li): Well, there is no need to worry about some trivial matters.What do you want me to do, you can talk about it here.

Spider: Let me calm down a little bit, I just found out about such a serious matter, and I went crazy and made so many mistakes in the chat group, I really need to calm down a bit, let's take a deep breath first.

Spider: Huh~~~!Huh~~~!

Spider: Alright, I'll calm down.

Spider: Mr. Zhongli, and everyone in the group, I want to ask for your help.