I, 2.1 Billion Yanwang Dijun Joined the Chat Group

Zhong Li turned his head away: "Neither Qing Li nor I have opened it, it is indeed a lifetime of wisdom, it is difficult."

"Ha, actually I lied to you and Qingli." The girl smiled cunningly.

She stood up, with her hands behind her back, and her body bent forward.

The graceful and delicate curves, with the white and greasy skin on the front of the neck, moved forward to meet Zhongli's eyes.

"I lied to you."

"Ok??"

Regarding these words, Zhong Li's expression finally changed slightly, he raised his brows, and his tone was strange: "You lied to me?"

"Of course, I lied to you." After all, he straightened up and put his hands behind his back, leaving only the back with a grip and the snow-white silk robe in Zhongli's eyes: "Look, I, you, and Qingli , the three of us were forming an alliance at the time, right?"

"One lives in the south of Tianheng, and the other lives in the north of Tianheng. Watch out for each other and help each other."

"At that time, when I met Qingli for the first time, I thought that she and I were on par. My wisdom is the best among the demon gods, and her martial power is also the only one among the demon gods."

"When we are together, we can be called a perfect match---beads of dust and sand are inlaid on the wall of the rock dragon, serving as the eyes of the rock dragon, guiding her direction."

"Originally, I thought so."

"But who knows? The Dragon of Rock actually has you, the [Principal Lord of Farming and Farming], accompanying her. That's why she can expand so fast."

"But after I saw you, I realized that your wisdom is deeper than mine. It's really as deep as a dusty rock abyss. I can't get to the bottom at all."

"Then what??" Zhong Li became interested. He turned his head and followed the back of this dreamy girl demon who was dancing gracefully.

It was the first time he had heard Gui Mo's heartfelt words, so he couldn't help being a little curious.

"So, I had a little bit at that time." The girl turned her head, stretched out a slender hand, and compared a small length with her thumb and index finger.

Her smile is like a girl in love who has successfully played a prank, looking at her deflated boyfriend, shallow and sly.

"A little competitive spirit."

"So, I lied to you, saying that this is the 【Worldly Lock】 made with all my wisdom."

"Actually, this is just an ordinary magic weapon, you will never be able to untie it, nor will it be possible."

“…”

Zhongli's expression changed, but after a breath, he returned to normal: "No wonder... Qingli and I haven't unlocked it for 4000 years."

As he spoke, he couldn't help a smile from the corner of his mouth.

"Hehe, ha~~! Sure enough."

"You!"

Zhong Li stretched out his finger, and tapped towards Ji Zhong.

"Do you know, after you were turned into dust by the Dragon King Ruo Tuo, how much time Qing Li and I spent on unlocking this [mortal lock]?"

"I'm sorry." There was no trace of apology in the girl's smile, but it was gentle and tender.

"It's just like before. I'll dance for you...and Qingli."

"That's how I'm used to apologizing."

"After this long-lost 4000 years."

"Please take a good look at me, and take Qingli's sake with me."

"Devil God Zhongli."

"Hmm...I'm watching." Zhong Li narrowed his eyes.

Picked up a glass of sweet-scented osmanthus wine.

Now, 4000 years later, across the time of history, I saw the graceful dancing posture of the girl demon god.

"I want to buy sweet-scented osmanthus and wine..."

"Old man, already in sight."

The girl demon finally blinked at him.

Chapter 2 Newcomers

Zhongli opened the chat group after a long absence.

------In the future, it can be expected that the real monarch will enter the chat group-----

Emilia is the cutest (Nayuki Subaru): Mr. Majun is here.

Hopeless villain (one side): Oh, you guy, are you here? ?

Angel Sweetheart (Sexy Prisoner): Mr. Zhongli, please don't be sad, we still need a chance.You are the most powerful boy in countless worlds.

Future Promising Master (Zhong Li): I'm sorry, I didn't appear in the group again until now, and it seems to worry everyone.

Hopeless villain (Fang Accelerator): You bastard, you also know that others are worried.However, cut~~!When you encounter this kind of thing, it's okay to be a little sad.

Angel Sweetheart (Sexy Prisoner): To be honest, if I encounter this kind of thing, I will try my best to help the BOY, but I still can't succeed.Even I would be autistic for a while.

Emilia is the cutest (Naizuki Subaru): Sure enough, it is so difficult to be perfect in this world.Even for Mr. Zhongli, it is difficult to achieve complete perfection.

Future Promising Master (Zhong Li): Don’t worry everyone, I’m actually summarizing this failure.

Dream Born (Miko Reimu): Huh? ?

Future Promising Master (Zhong Li): After this attempt, I got some useful information. For the future resurrection, it can be said that I have accumulated some useful experience, but it is not a complete failure.

Zhenwu (Yueshita): That's good, Mr. Zhongli, thank you for inviting me to travel to your world this time.This time I didn't do anything, but I got hundreds of points, which made me a little flattered.

Real thing (Yukishita): If you have anything to tell me, please don't forget me.Although my strength is very weak, I can also provide you with some superficial suggestions for your reference.

Future Promising Majesty (Zhong Li): Thank you, Miss Yukinoshita, walking on the road of what you think is the "real thing" must be full of difficulties.You too, if you need help, please go to the group to discuss with us.

Real thing (Yukinoshita): Of course, thank you...my friend.

I'm going to give Kobayashi ten eggs (Thor): What's wrong? ?This time I went to Zhenjun's world, what happened?Forget it, I want to ask, does anyone know how to program? ?My Xiaolin was forced to work overtime by a program of her damn bald boss. If she couldn't complete the task like this, if she continued to scratch her head, my family's Xiaolin would also become bald.I don't want bald Kobayashi...

I will never fall in love with my younger sister (Kyosuke Takasaka): Um.....

Dream Born (Miko Reimu): Huh? ?

Irredeemable Vile Party (One Party Accelerator): Give me some attention to the atmosphere!You lily gives birth to a dragon.

Immortal Chiyuan (Fu Hua): Well, in the system store, there is [Programming Encyclopedia] worth 100 points---this is a general skill.As a member of the group, as long as you purchase and use it, you can obtain the programming ability equivalent to the elite graduates of the first-class universities in the developed countries of the earth in 2020.If you really want to help Kobayashi in your family, I recommend buying one and using it for yourself.

I'm going to give Kobayashi ten (Thor): Oz, thanks, I'll check it out now.

And just when Thor finished speaking this sentence.

The chat group in front of Zhongli suddenly flickered.

Lines of small characters suddenly appeared at the bottom of the chat group.

[Detected that all members of the current chat group are online]

【Open the online update program】

【Online update has been completed】

[The Wanjie chat group has added the following special abilities. 】

[1/ After every 2592000 units of the standard time flow based on the chat group, a new round of chat group members will be added. (Currently only chat groups can be used to add programs randomly.)]

[2/Increase the number of chat group invitations. Currently, the number of people who can purchase chat groups is one, and the price is 1 point. (To increase the number of invitations that can be purchased, please complete Article 3 below.)]

[3/ After passing the standard time flow rate of 2592000 units based on the chat group, a chat group task will be opened, and a chat group invitation quota will be obtained after completing the task. (Currently the chat group task has been opened and can be selected.)]

【...】

[Those, let’s start adding a new round of chat group members. 】

【Countdown 5.4.3.2.1... 】

[After the world search is completed, embed in the chat group, obtain reasonable information, query the history of the world, query the origin of disturbance, query the possibility...]

【Embedding completed】

【Future investment has been completed】

【The worlds start to turn】

【….】

The short words ended here, and everyone in the chat group was stunned for a moment.

It wasn't until a few seconds later that the system prompt sounded again, pulling everyone back,

[New members of Wanjie chat group have been added. 】

【Then, let the new members introduce themselves. 】

......

The chat group was silent for a long time, if it wasn't for the number of people displayed on the group from nine to 12, Zhong Li would have thought that no one came in at all.

After a while, someone finally sent a message in the group.

Megumi Kato (Earth-13): Hmm... Hello everyone, should I say hello like this?Isn't this chat group that suddenly appeared in front of me a prank by aliens?In other words, I was actually selected by aliens and became a representative of the earth.

Emilia is the cutest (Naizuki Subaru): Wow, the Earth series has been added! !

Angel Sweetheart (Sexy Prisoner): Oh, dear GIRL, you should be GIRL, but I didn't expect that the first one to appear was an Earth-type character.

Red Kite Immortal (Fu Hua): This character from the Earth series, what year is it in AD on your side?

Megumi Kato (Earth 13): Um... Although I don't know much about it, it is currently July 2012 AD, which is summer vacation.Could it be that this is a time travel chat group?Wow~~!I've seen movies like this.

Megumi Kato (Earth-13): Um...that... can anyone explain it to me? ?This thing that suddenly appeared in my mind, even I was a little scared.

Two-faced Su Nuo: Yes, yes, can anyone explain.Could it be that you are actually [cursed] wandering around the Internet?

Spider: Chat group? ?Is this the legendary cheat that will be brought after crossing the world? ?I won't be sleepy now!

Chapter 3 New Possibilities

Dream Born (Witch Reimu): It's a bit troublesome. In the past, it was Nana who explained the situation.However, Miss Nana...