Stop Calling Me!
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"No, it's not."
The clown shook his head with anxiety and pain, closed his eyes tightly, and gritted his teeth.
Suddenly he pulled the trigger!
However, what appeared from the muzzle was a small pennant with a sentence written on it.
"You got Fooled!"
The clown was dumbfounded.
"Ahhh, I'm scared to death."
The clown obviously breathed a sigh of relief, patted himself on the chest, smiled and fired another shot at the head.
"boom!"
Half of the head was blown away, and the red and white liquid splashed all over the old shopkeeper's face. Even he, who had experienced killing and terror, was stunned for a while.
The headless corpse fell straight down.
"..."
The old shopkeeper stood where he was, a little in disbelief, that the second character "Comedy" of Dust of Dust was solved by himself just like that.
He took a deep breath, obviously no matter who was in the situation just now, he would be very nervous.
Suddenly, a pair of big hands with white gloves came up and pressed the left and right sides of his face!
"hahahahahahahahahahaha!"
The old shopkeeper was dumbfounded, the apparently headless corpse was standing in front of him, pressing his face with a pair of big hands!
Laughter is still coming out of nowhere!
The headless corpse reached out and pulled it into its neck.
The new head was lifted out without any damage, and the mask was still as funny as ever.
The old shopkeeper knew that the other party had broken the contract, and he was sure he couldn't beat him, so he could only shout angrily.
"Damn it, you don't talk about credibility, you obviously lost!"
The clown smiled and said, "I lost? Who said that? Look at your hand, the time is up just now!"
The old shopkeeper was slightly taken aback, looked down, and was immediately horrified.
My hands turned into a pair of khaki dog paws!
There are indeed ten fingers on it!
Dog's finger!
"my hand!"
Even though he had been a senior investigator for many years, he couldn't help feeling frightened.
"hahahahahahahahaha!"
The clown put his face close to the old man's, grinning grinningly, and began to curl his hands against the old man's cheeks.
The power is so great that the old shopkeeper feels a burst of pain.
"You lost! You lost! You lost! You lost! You lost!"
The old shop owner wanted to resist, but found that he couldn't even raise the awareness of resistance.
I was controlled by myself...
The clown suddenly slapped his hands hard, and the terrified old shopkeeper immediately flattened his body, turning into a "big cake" stuck to the ground like a cartoon character.
"Oh! Interesting!"
The clown stretched out his hands, and after a careful kneading, the original big living person suddenly turned into a "ball" that could see a human face.
The mouth on the "ball" let out a heart-piercing scream.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
The clown did keep his promise, the old shopkeeper was still alive at this moment, he screamed in terror, but his original courage and persistence no longer existed at this moment.
"If you lose the game, you have to pay the price!"
The clown laughed, and casually threw the short stick in his hand, and the short stick smashed through the window and fell down.
"Bang, bang, bang."
He started dubbing with his mouth, while earnestly slapping the "ball" in the room, shaking the ball left and right, and even passed it under his crotch a few times.
The clown suddenly trembled, and the "ball" fell out through the broken window.
"oops!"
The clown was taken aback for a moment, then immediately ran to the window, covered his cheeks with his hands, and looked in surprise at the ball rolling onto the street.
"It's over."
He spread his hands helplessly.
"It's boring."
Not a minute after the clown finished speaking, an indifferent male voice came from behind, and a terrifying aura surged.
"I'll play with you."
Just after delivering the "human ball" to the Anti-Magical Bureau, Shen Yi immediately rushed to the scene of the incident.
He stared at the "comedy" clown not far away, and the other party looked at him with a smile.
"Our game has already begun."
Chapter 218 Chapter 210 Cheeses
Shen Yi laughed, without feeling nervous at all, but instead asked: "Oh? How do you want to play?"
He raised one hand and pointed gently at the other.
"No matter how you want to play, I will accompany you to the end."
The "comedy" clown didn't feel the slightest sense of nervousness. Instead, he smiled so much that the corners of his mouth on the mask reached to the ears.
He danced and said, "Well, I think there is one important thing to clarify with you, which is the real way of playing this 'cat and mouse game'."
"In this game, the participants not only have a 'cat' and a lot of 'rats', the most important thing is that there are many...'cheese'."
"cheese?"
Shen Yi frowned behind the mask, and said calmly: "The 'cheese' you want to say refers to Chris and the others, right?"
"Clap clap clap clap!"
The "comedy" clown began to clap his hands exaggeratedly, nodded vigorously, and praised ferociously: "Great! Your guess is really right! You are indeed a chess player!"
"You have to kill the 'mouse' at the same time... protect the 'cheese' from being eaten up!"
His smile became wicked.
"Well, 'Chess Player', I don't know your specific ability, but I know you must be very powerful, maybe even stronger than 'Writer'."
"You must know that I have many copies of my soul, right?"
The "comedy" clown spread his hands and said loudly: "So, I will let all the 'me' go to find 'cheese'! How to kill these people you value!"
Shen Yi didn't speak, but his eyes were already filled with coldness.
The "comedy" clown didn't care, but began to introduce his abilities and ideas generously.
"Before I took the 'Golden Ideal', I was only at the 'disaster level', and I could only divide myself into [-] equal parts, but now I have reached the threshold of 'untouchable', which can be divided into [-] equal parts."
"Moreover, each of me has... close to disaster-level strength."
"I will secretly let these 'rats', oh, that is, my 'myself', eat your precious 'cheese', tear the 'cheese' full of fear, smash into pieces, fry in oil, squeeze Into juice, hahahahahaha!"
The "comedy" clown laughed uncontrollably as he spoke.
"It's just a game I want to play with you!"
"I want to see how many 'cheeses' you, a 'big cat' enclosing Bayland's local territory, can protect!"
Suddenly, his voice stopped abruptly.
The threaded cane has pierced the "comedy" clown's neck.
In the next moment, this "comedy" clown has been torn apart.
died.
"Well, this is the second one, next, there are 98 'rats' left..."
Shen Yi stared at the corpses on the ground, continued with an indifferent tone, "As for my 'cheese', of course I won't give you any of them."
It is not the first time that the "connections" and "bonds" around you will be attacked.
old routine.
However, everyone has to admit that this is indeed a very effective method, and many people have used it throughout the ages.
But Shen Yi has been prepared for a long time.
-
It has been snowing in Bayland today.
In the cold winter of January, thousands of miles are covered with ice, and thousands of miles are covered with snow.
After Xue Li was rescued by Shen Yi, she has been staying at her best friend's house.
In the past few days, a man in black who likes to smoke often appears near his best friend's house, and then whispers something to his best friend.
Shirley could vaguely feel that her best friend seemed to have some kind of relationship with that man.
She seems to have cried.
But Shirley didn't ask any questions.
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