Coincidentally, the Lord God, I Am Also a Newbie

I'm not an idiot, the reason why my respiratory system can come out of the sewer without infection is definitely Al's handwriting, and in the ward, whenever someone mentions this, Al's face flashes with displeasure. Naturally, it also explained something from the side. To be honest, Xin really didn't care too much. After all, compared with life, this little thing is harmless, and Xin also believes that this small episode will eventually be worn away by time and become this friendship. One of them was a joke after dinner.

But...but...it's different now, Al is a girl! ! !

"Crack! Crack!"

Xin patted his cheek fiercely, staring at himself in the mirror with sharp eyes.

Definitely have to find a way, even if this friendship is cut off... I will leave eventually, and I must not leave any concern in other people's hearts!It's also for her own good...

Chapter 46 Chapter 46

"It's all a dream... It's all a dream... It must be a dream..."

"Yes, yes, it's all a dream, so the eldest lady in the dream, shouldn't you stick your head out of the quilt to meet me, Duke Zhou?"

When Xin came out of the bathroom, Al had already woken up and disappeared from the sofa, but this apartment is so big, Xin found this ostrich with its head buried in the soil in Al's room in a blink of an eye, and that one After hearing Xin's footsteps, the ostrich retracted its body into the soil.

"Al, even if you don't want to say it, you should at least show your head, otherwise you will faint yourself and let me do whatever I want."

"you!!"

Al's cheeks were red, and he showed his face puffed up, but his hands were still firmly grasping the quilt, like a ball, but the aggressive look disappeared instantly the moment he saw the letter, that shyness His appearance is enough to make ordinary people's hearts flutter, but Xin's eyes are still calm.

"Believe you... see it?"

"Well, I see, a little skinny, you should eat more meat."

"letter!!!"

"Calm~"

Xin's mouth was still irritating, but just when Al wanted to shake his fist instinctively, Xin tapped Al's forehead with his hand first.

"I'm not a lolicon, let alone a shotacon. Although you are at the same level as me, you are younger than me. Would you be in love with a child? With all due respect, people like that should be dragged out and shot 3 minute."

"Believe it!!! You... are too much! Although...Although I am not tall, but...But I have expected..."

The words of the letter were too sharp. Even though the education Al had received for so many years did not allow her to call herself a woman, Al still felt ashamed. He refuted, but didn't say much, shyness welled up in his heart again, making Al's voice lower again.

"Indeed, at your age, it's justified. There may be good room for development in the future, but let's save it now."

"Well!!!"

"Okay, don't be angry, I'm just telling the truth, relax the atmosphere, lest you can't open your mouth, look, now you are more natural."

Shin sat on the bed and tapped Al on the forehead again.

"Really, although it makes sense, I'm still very angry..."

Looking at Xin's finger, Al opened his mouth viciously and wanted to bite him, but after biting a few times, Xin easily dodged. Angrily, Al bumped Xin hard, but smelling the masculine breath on Xin, Al's face twitched. The blush on his face couldn't go away completely, and the little tiger who was baring its teeth and claws a second ago turned into a well-behaved kitten in an instant.

"Tell me, what's going on, do you really have a man's fetishism?"

"..."

"Don't you want to say it? It's okay, I'm just curious, whether you say it or not, I will treat you as a good brother..."

"My great-grandfather was John H. Watson, the partner of the great detective Sherlock Holmes. Because of this relationship, my family and the Holmes family have always been friendly..."

Before the letter was finished, Al suddenly interrupted the words of the letter, and the letter immediately closed his mouth, listening to Al's narration.

"But in the past ten years, the status of the Watson family among the nobles has declined, so my family hopes to use the power of the Holmes family to make a comeback. Before I was born, my family entered into a secret marriage contract with Holmes, but I am Female... so I was raised as a boy without the knowledge of the Holmes family, and my father strictly prohibited me from acting like a woman..."

"Okay, there's no need to say any more, the world of adults really only has benefits."

Xin sighed, interrupted Al's narration, was silent for a while, and then smiled helplessly at Al.

"Sorry, I don't seem to be able to help you now."

"It's okay, I'm used to it."

“…”

“…”

"Hey, believe me, you... say something more..."

The sudden silence made Al a little uncomfortable. Al shook his body uncomfortably, bumped the letter twice, and muttered softly.

"Okay, so I'll say something... Al, you know about the fledgling scene and the broken window effect?"

"I know, what are you talking about?"

"It's nothing, Al, do you think I'm a particularly unrestrained and unruly person who doesn't play cards according to common sense?"

"Hmph, you are self-aware."

"That makes sense."

"Eh?"

Al raised his head to look at the letter curiously, but found that the letter had a serious face, and raised his hand to gently cover his mouth.

"Al, you may not like to hear my next words, but please listen to them... I hope you can understand your mood at the moment. With all due respect, it is purely a coincidence that we can become friends. You just It's because the upper class is used to being treated, and when you suddenly meet a lunatic like me, you will inevitably be a little curious, just like the first thing a newborn animal sees, which leaves a deep impression on you.

And you have to adapt to me in order to cooperate with me, breaking the rules set for you by the family - or etiquette or requirements, and this is the so-called broken window effect - when a window is broken, if there is no Repairing will lead to more windows being broken, and even the whole building being demolished. On the way of breaking the rules again and again, you feel relaxed, and the pressure from the family is thrown away by you a little bit, so you will like it Staying with me, and at the end of the action, it is a very clichéd suspension bridge effect, one crisis after another happens around you and me, making you have illusions again and again, until just now, my unintentional offense , let you completely lose your senses...My friend, you must know that there is no such thing as love at first sight in this world..."

Xin stared firmly into Al's eyes, and her eyes were full of disbelief. Although Xin didn't say it directly, the meaning in it was self-evident. This set of words made Al feel inexplicable. The fire was burning in his chest, but Xin's eyes were so firm, so firm that Al couldn't help but really doubt and examine his own thoughts. Al, who encountered this situation for the first time, was horrified to find his state of mind. It's really messed up...

"There is a saying in China that the authorities are obsessed with the bystanders..."

While talking, Xin slowly let go of Al's mouth and said with a smile.

"If what I said is wrong, why don't you push my hand away to refute me, obviously I didn't use any force."

"me..."

"Okay, stop talking, you need to meditate..."

Al trembling lips wanted to refute, but couldn't say anything, Xin chuckled and put a finger on Al's lips.

"To be honest, if it were someone else, I might really climb up the pole. After all, once I succeed, I will save many years of struggle. However, we are friends, although I can't help you break up that engagement , but at least I can cut off a wrong path for you, Al, rest."

Xin supported the sluggish Al, let her lie down, carefully tucked the quilt for her, looked at Al's appearance, a trace of unbearableness flashed in Xin's eyes, but he continued to talk.

"Sorry, I should have found out about this sooner... If possible, I hope we're still friends..."

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Chapter 47 Chapter 47

Strong logic. There are two types of violence:

One is to use unknown stalks, coupled with the tone of the second grade, to answer irrelevant questions, which makes people's mind blank for a while, and then brainwashes the other party.This is the method that Mr. Sha once used. According to him, he used this method of discussion to save countless second-year teenagers. However, it is too shameful to use this method of discussion, and few people in Class E of the third year use it.

The second is to hold the idea of ​​"you say yours, I say mine, but no matter what you say, you are wrong", and use some unverifiable, ambiguous, heavily subjective, and forced rhymes A statement or theory that coerces the conclusion of an argument in the direction the questioner intended.

And the second point is the negotiation skills taught by Teacher Biqi, which is suitable for those prisoners who have clear motives but not strong psychological quality or wavering will, and it is also suitable for those of the opposite sex who are still in a state of ignorance. Teacher Biqi once made a mistake. Thinking that Mr. Wujian belongs to this type, he tried to forcibly finalize the relationship between them as lovers, but Mr. Wujian turned his face in a wave of embarrassment, and said, "Unreasonable words, nonsense", and beat Mr. Biqi on the table. Withered into a little tabby cat.

But today, Xin finally put this theory into practice, but his motives are completely different from Mr. Piki's original intention. In this regard, Xin sighed, but he felt a little grateful in his heart. What he sighed was this friendship. It's hard to stay the same, but fortunately, it's alright for Al to eat this way, so that he doesn't have to say the backup plan that is even more embarrassing for the two of them.

In the room, Xin stroked the black gun lightly. The smooth and cold body of the gun gave him great comfort. He sat in the center of the room, staring at the tightly drawn curtains. After all, Xin was still a boy. , although he can run around the battlefield with a fearless heart, he is still a little immature in love. He knows the truth, but he knows too much, and those chicken soup for the soul can play very little role.

At this moment, Xin heard a thin sound coming from the next door, and a slight sound of closing the door came into Xin's ears. Xin was silent for a while, stood up and tiptoed to the curtain, and opened it slightly. He opened a gap, and after about ten breaths, he saw a familiar figure downstairs as expected.

Al was still wearing that delicate little suit, but there was an extra overstuffed backpack on her back. On the path in front of the building, Al stopped in his tracks, not knowing what was going on in his heart. Looking forward, turning around and looking up, looking at someone's window, hoping to see someone's reluctance or... seeing off.

But the moment she turned around, Xin had already put down the curtain, casually picked up a magazine, and silently put the bullets into it one by one.

"This is a must pass..."

Xin sat on the table, half closed his eyes, and whispered to himself.

"I have no shame in my conscience, I wish you a better future..."

The magazine was full, the bullets were loaded, Xin put the black gun on his waist again, and when he raised the curtain again, the figure outside the window had already left. Xin lowered his head and touched his nose, but when Xin raised his head, At that moment, the confusion disappeared from his eyes, Xin picked up the uniform on the hanger and strode away from here.

This period of rest is enough, it's time to go to the laboratory, to complete Lei Ji's sniper rifle, to complete the weapon he will use, and then to seek revenge on the so-called Butei killer.

During this period of time, it was not only the two of Jinci who came to find the letter, but also Sui Meizi. Some time ago, this guy was sent to assist Japan's special agency - Lingke cracked a major transnational case, but she just came back. In order to take care of Xin's work, although she understood this, she still put on an expression of "I'm so angry" in front of Xin. After extorting all the lollipops from Xin, she also became serious and said to Xin. Another thing happened.

As we all know, the butei killer has been arrested, but the imitators of the butei killer have never stopped. According to Zhumeizi, the one I met this time is the most famous and most arrogant imitator. He will send a message to the victim before doing it, and kill the victim, but a search in the system shows that there are only ten cases related to him, and there are very few things that can be used. return...

"Believe me, stop walking."

"Ok?"

The familiar voice brought back Xin's mind. When Xin looked up, he found that he had deviated from the road at some point and stepped on the lawn beside the road. close contact.

"Student Xin, are you okay?"

"Ah... Lei Ji, sorry, I didn't see you just now."

Xin turned around, and what caught his eyes was Lei Ji's delicate and unwavering face, and Lei Ji looked at Xin carefully, tilted his head slightly and blinked his eyes and said:

"Xin classmate, I have completed it, and fulfilled the agreement very well."

"Really? As expected of you, Lei Ji, I'm sorry, I haven't had time to make your sniper rifle yet, please allow a little more time."

"Okay...Xin classmate, you don't seem happy?"

"...Nothing, just personal reasons, thank you for your concern."

Xin calmly waved at Lei Ji, then turned and left.

"After the gun is finished, I will notify you to test the gun, see you later."

Letter classmate... is this perfunctory?"

Looking at the back of Xin leaving quickly, Lei Ji's lips moved invisibly, although they were still infinitely close to being closed, but it should be a slight curl of the lips, if those troublemakers know about it, I'm afraid it will happen again. I don't know how many things will come up in my brain, of course, Lei Ji doesn't care about it.