The World is Sick

For example, pancake bombs, mithril table knives that can be thrown, area-of-effect poisonous mushrooms, terrain-changing grease...

If her face is extremely black, maybe she can summon a level 35 wolf grandma

In the past, 20% of the Raiders teams were slapped to death by the wolf grandma who jumped out of the basket when they were still in blood.

So, this is a world of faces...

The game experiences of African chiefs and European emperors are simply two extremes.

Because, the group of system elves who are not doing their jobs, not only do not even have the job of career selection and level advancement, but also there are no specialty stores and trade unions for weapon equipment and skill learning...

The tuners who save the world, the only choice they can make is to go crazy and play with monsters...

To put it simply, after waiting for different monsters to burst out of the Easter eggs, the players manually draw a lottery. At this time, there will be a certain chance of touching skill books, medicines, weapons...

Of course, it also includes some weird props, such as rare skins, exclusive audio records, special hand-made figures, fluorescent green onions of various flavors, December birthstones, etc.

But other than that, the system wizard's voice greetings, experience points, and perfunctory signatures are all still in it...

So, there are really all kinds of ghosts...

However, in terms of luck, Kevin is already desperate, and he is even ready to meet Grandma Wolf.

Because each door guardian is limited to 1-3 people to challenge, and he, Leon, and Chris, the bastard who can't beat his teammates, drew lots together.

This kind of BUFF possessed by the spirit has already made him a lot of Buddhism.

After all, in order to collect December birthstones, the three of them spent day and night spawning monsters on the third floor. It was basically a dungeon, and they had been harmed by them thousands of times...

Today, when nearly half of the tuners have reached level 30, the three of them who opened tens of thousands of eggs are still having a headache for a ticket for the birthstone in December.

Damn, all the experience points that have been given out, they have been directly promoted to level 50...

Every time the three troubled brothers went offline, even though they found the group of coercive teammates who survived the disaster, they vomited bitterly.

Although these superficial brothers expressed their condolences for their misfortune with a sad expression on their faces, when it comes to changing groups, one slips away faster than the other...

Of course, they have the intention of watching a play, which is also the most important point...

"Leon, Chris, you two go up, close the distance! Take turns to attack, try to be as stiff as possible!"

Kevin was drinking high, and wandered in the distance, with silver-white guns in his hands, and runes flashed.

Every time the trigger is pulled, while the recoil of the gun body rises, the muzzle of the gun falls rhythmically like a drumbeat, and the bullets are precisely shot at Little Red Riding Hood's vitals.

And Chris and Leon drew their katana and long sword respectively, and flanked the dark fairy tale character from left to right.

Since the three of them have been domineering on the third floor for many days, and all of them have heaven-defying character attributes, it is extremely easy to overthrow the guardian.

Poor Little Red Riding Hood, though relying on incredible power and agility to turn and grab the Scythe, open and close, the surrounding rocks were uncovered layer by layer.

But in the face of the Valkyrie (?) Kevin and the demon hunter Leon, who are two real cards, they can only be abused.

Leon held the big sword tightly with both hands, and slammed heavily on the central axis of the sickle, causing Little Red Riding Hood to become unstable under the huge force and retreat repeatedly.

Chris seized the timing, strode forward, swung his knife to pick up Little Red Hair's weapon, and raised his knee to knock it into the air.

"See if I don't turn you into hedgehogs! Mithril Knife!"

Little Red Riding Hood's eyes were filled with blood. After losing the auxiliary weapon and one-third of the blood volume, she looked extremely angry. She immediately lifted the towel, grabbed four throwing knives from the basket with five fingers, and threw them at Kevin.

Obviously those two bastards seriously injured you, why do you keep staring at me?

Kevin moved in small steps, and the two guns fired a dense barrage, shooting down four table knives in succession. At the same time, by moving, he led the bomb pancakes and poisonous mushrooms that flew to Chris and Leon.

Because the two demon hunters had a large attack range and strong shock aftermath, Kevin pulled back and retreated within three seconds, and the strange things on the field were detonated one after another.

"In the name of the Lord, bless the mighty sword and shield of the gods!"

Kevin held both guns together, praying in a low voice, the milky white light was absorbed into the lines on the barrel, and then converged into the loaded bullets one after another.

Accompanied by the sound of dull gunshots, after the white bullets passed through, the pervasive green poisonous mist dissipated like butter slashed by a red-hot knife.

"Bang! Bang!"

Two green figures who panicked were kicked out of them one after another, smashing the ground into two cone-shaped potholes.

At this time, a humanoid creature with a pair of gray animal ears and sharp claws roared out of the smoke.

When the wind from behind approached, Kevin's hair stood on end, his heart became alert, and he jumped away immediately.

And a group of gray shadows wrapped in a gust of wind passed through where Kevin was originally staying, and hit the two people who had just climbed out of the huge pit heavily.

Kevin looked at the three-meter giant wolf wearing a white nightcap, with stinky saliva flowing from its sharp teeth, and the corners of its mouth twitched slightly.

ps: I recommend two dark fairy tale films "Blood Red Riding Hood" and "Hansel and Gretel". Personally, I think they are not bad.

In addition, this game world is a tool for Hatsune Miku to collect or test human emotional response data, so it does not have the strict rules of traditional online games, and is more inclined to bizarre fantasy.

Therefore, for some content that is not promoted by the plot, the author will not be satisfied.

Chapter 179 Chapter 160

"After the Raccoon City crisis, I believe everyone hates dogs the most..."

Leon, in a tattered windbreaker, held a blood bottle in his mouth, raised his sword to block the huge beast claw that was pressing on his head, and swept across the air, the sharp blade cut through the giant wolf's slippery fur one after another, bringing out streaks of blood mist.

"Captain, the right to open the easter egg last time was obviously won by me by guessing punches. Although there is nothing good, don't keep thinking about cheating each other."

"Everyone is the same black crow, what's the big deal, don't watch the drama, let's do it!"

Chris shook his head, patted the dust off his head, then turned his head and made a frank proposal to the narrow-minded boss who was obviously paddling.

Seeing that his intention of bringing trouble to the east was exposed, Kevin smiled dryly and gave up the idea of ​​continuing to have fun. The handles of the two guns were butted together to form a silver giant sword.

Then, as Kevin accelerated forward, the blade dragged on the ground, accumulating a thunderous blow.

half an hour later.The giant wolf and the animal-eared little loli wailed, fell to the ground and exploded one after another, turning into specks of light dust.

The moment the shackles were broken, the experience points accumulated by the three of them by drawing easter eggs instantly allowed them to soar from level [-] to level [-] like a rocket.

Kevin looked at the strange lines on his hand and the blue ice crystals condensed in his palm, and was slightly surprised, but he seemed to have more skills about the use of frost ability in his mind.

Leon himself seemed to be taking a step closer to the image of the demon hunter Dante, and there were two more holsters with pistols on his waist.

As for Chris, it seems that he is more inclined to a breakthrough in physical skills, with sharper eyes and quicker reactions.

Is it guiding us to evolve?

Kevin thought about it, and guessed a possibility in his heart.

In this collapsing world, the boundaries between virtuality and reality are not clear, and the biggest feature of the Apocalypse virus is the interpretation of spiritual power, and the gene is used as a medium to carry out concrete reorganization.

This void singer who can manipulate the Apocalypse virus may have the ability to gradually realize some of the fantasies in the player's heart.

But this will be subject to the influence of qualifications, fit, world laws, etc., and it is impossible to restore 100%.

For example, Chris's false identity as a demon hunter has already drawn a considerable distance from Leon, who is similar to Dante's space-time homotope.

With a level of 30, Leon is more than enough to deal with a level 35 wolf grandma.

On the other hand, Chris, bullying a little werewolf girl at level 30 is too strenuous, and he has to pull himself to help, which is really embarrassing.

After simply recovering from their injuries, everyone counted the spoils and couldn't help but collectively look at a green and a yellow colored egg.

In this game timing, in order to be lazy, the irresponsible system elves directly grade the eggs that can be popped in seven basic colors: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple.

For different grades, only weapons or props of corresponding grades can be issued.

Of course, perhaps for the three of them, it might be another pile of experience points.

After a round of finger-guessing, Kevin finally won and got the right to open the box of two easter eggs.

"Give me the weapon, can you? I also recognized the birthstone of December last time. I almost vomited when I brushed props!"

In the life-and-death Buddhist eyes of Leon and Chris, Kevin first spilled a bottle of holy water, then lit a small bundle of sage that had guarded Jesus, and then put on things like birthstones.

"Almost forgot, you two catastrophe, get out of here!"

The moment the commander was about to make a move, he suddenly remembered that there were still two scourges with reduced luck around him, and immediately waved them away.

The two rolled their eyes and pushed away, squatting on a stone, chewing strawberry-flavored fluorescent scallions, preparing to recover their strength, and watching Kevin's smuggling performance.

After murmuring words for a while, the commander put his hand on the inferior yellow colored egg, and as the eggshell shattered, a delicate card hanging in the air shone brightly.

Magic girl transformation card? !I want this stuff to be useless!

Kevin's face turned dark, and he put his hand on the last green egg in disbelief. In his longing and expectant eyes, the moment the green cracked, a cyan light appeared.

"Damn! It's shipped! It's still a mutated cyan item! I knew I was definitely not a non-chief!"

Leon and Chris, who were watching from a distance, surrounded them in surprise, with curious eyes.

In this ghost game, apart from the main missions and fixed virtual concerts on Saturdays and Sundays, there are no activities at all. The operation and system elves are more irresponsible than the other...

But recently, they have gradually become obsessed with this cancerous game of opening eggs, and embarked on the difficult journey of smuggling from the African continent to European countries.

When the blue light dissipated, Leon and Chris looked at a... green onion suspended in the air, almost laughing.

Product name: Hatsune-chan's missing green onions (food/weapon)

Grade: blue

Attack Power: 0-1

Inherent attributes: 1. Twelve flavors: You will be able to taste the taste of twelve special foods such as stinky tofu, canned herring, Indian devil pepper, stargazing pie, etc. in this rare green onion, which will be unforgettable for a lifetime.

2. Infinite green onion system: This thing can be copied infinitely and eaten forever, and its energy is beyond your imagination.

3. Song of Shaking Onion: After holding this item, you will automatically learn the song of Shaking Onion, and you can swing to the rhythm anytime, anywhere, and your teammates will automatically accompany the dance. During this process, you will get a control immune effect and reduce damage by 40% .

4.爆头杀：使用大葱攻击对方头部，将有30%概率眩晕对方、20%概率流血效果、13%概率昏迷状态、5%概率智熄打击、1%概率获得2333暴击、0.001%概率致死。

5. Present scallions for the princess's new life: After returning this object to Hatsune-chan, you can choose a song at random and listen to the solo sung by Her Highness the Princess.

Lose you Rem!play me!

Invisibly, he deeply felt the malice from the system, and he couldn't live through this day.

Kevin's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, he threw the green onion on the ground in despair, stepped on it hard to vent his anger.

"By the way, they're all level 40, so according to the usual practice, we're going to sweep up the monster dungeons on the fourth floor?"

The commander waited until the two laughing bastards stopped, and squatted on the stone with them, whispering in frustration.