Help! I Have Become Enlightened

However, after Monkey King was hit by the "Sakyamuni Tathagata Palm" by Sanzang's relatives, the monkey clones present disappeared in an instant, and it seemed that Wukong had suffered a lot from his master's palm.

"I said Master Sanzang, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven will not be suppressed in this sea for 500 years, right?"

Because there was no fight between clones, "King of Conqueror" Iskandar hurried over to inquire. He also wanted to get acquainted with the Monkey King.

"No, I'm not a Buddha... All I can do is seal Wukong's treasure and "supernatural powers", which can last for about five days. "

Sanzangqin, who looks very tired, even though her Noble Phantasm borrowed the power of the Buddha, but just "borrowing" is not a simple matter.

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On the other side, the auspicious sleeper in the Liudong Temple quietly opened one eye and then closed it immediately...in essence.

In the Buddhist network, there are also enlightened beings of the seniors of Crazy Aite.

"The Enlightened One": "It's better to be close to Sanzang. She really deserves to be my good apprentice. The monkey has been suppressed by her!"

"Father Conquering Demons": "Ahem...brother, how about we discuss something? You see, my apprentice is pretty good, why don't we exchange disciples?"

"Enlightened One": "guna! You bad-hearted guy, don't even try to get my Sanzang's attention!"

"Buddha Conquering Demons": "Come on, my brother, why don't you think more about it? My apprentice is clever and tactful, and he is proficient in all tricks and tricks. He is a rare master of demon conquest!"

"Thunderbolt Buddha": "That's just right! Recently, there have been a lot of troubles and troubles, and many disciples under my name have gone to the fairy mountain. I am worried that there will be no Buddhist disciples who can come forward to subdue demons and defend the righteous way. Just let Jinyin Mantou take a vacation Alright, let's exchange!"

"Father Conquering Demons": "Forget it! Let that unworthy guy go to a difficult situation, I'm afraid he will inevitably end up in the grove in three episodes. Even if you want to train your disciples, you can't let him go to a difficult situation to die."

"The Enlightened One": "Speaking of which... when did suffering and the place of death become equal?"

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "Because this is the truth, let's not talk about other people. Look at how many Buddhist disciples under the Buddha's sect died?"

"Enlightened One": "Buddha son, Buddha emperor, Emperor Tathagata, Buddha of heaven... Mom, I have nothing to say!"

The enlightened person who read a lot of lunch lists casually, he decided not to think about how terrible the hardships are in the past.

PS: In fact, the BGM released by Sanzang is Nissan's "Bodhisattva"

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Chapter 4: The Enlightened Being "Touching Fish"

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The curtain fell on the first night of the Holy Grail War. No one expected that the battle would reach such an extent on the first night alone. Although no group of masters and servants left the field, no one took advantage of it. Almost Each group of masters and followers revealed some information about themselves.

The first two servants of Saber and Lancer who started the battle both revealed their real names. One is the world-renowned King Arthur, and the other is Diarmuid Odina of the Irish Fiona Knights.

Although Archer was not known by others to be Gilgamesh, the King's Treasure and the Sky Lock of the "King of Heroes" were also known to the other teams, so they must have taken precautions in subsequent battles.

Rider took the initiative to reveal his real name as soon as he appeared on the stage, but it doesn't matter if the identity of "Conqueror" Iskandar is revealed, because this cannot be regarded as his weakness.

Caster Xuanzang Sanzang and Berserker Monkey King, the identities of these two famous masters and apprentices are naturally exposed, and they are also the biggest variable point in this Holy Grail War.

The Assassin "Hassan Sabah" who left the scene in disguise, all the followers in this Holy Grail War have revealed their true colors, but the next situation is a bit complicated.

The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, who declared to challenge all his followers on the first night, also showed the terrifying strength of crushing, if Sanzang hadn't suppressed him with the treasure "Five Elements Mountain Shakya Tathagata Palm" Well, maybe the Holy Grail War might really end that night.

Therefore, Tosaka Tokiomi informed Kotomine Kirei that night, asking him to send an Assassin to investigate who the Monkey King's Master is. wise.

The same situation also happened with Emiya Kiritsugu. After realizing that Monkey King is not an opponent he can fight head-on, this "Magician Killer" directly prepares to adopt a plan to assassinate the Master. After summoning Berserker Monkey King who is the master, he will immediately take the assassination action.

So far, those who are eager to win the Holy Grail War have all set their sights on the Matou family, the Yusanjia who is said to have established the Holy Grail War system. Exceptionally, they participated in the battle, and Tosaka Tokiomi and Emiya Kiritsugu probably knew the identities of the servants and masters who appeared on the scene on the first night, so it is very clear who the master of Monkey King is up.

That's right... Great Sage Equaling Heaven was summoned by Jian Tong Yanzang. This old immortal who has lived for 500 years originally had no expectations for this Holy Grail War, but he did not expect that a shocking phenomenon appeared on him. He just summoned with the mentality of giving it a try, but he didn't expect to summon a trump card that was beyond his expectations. At that time, the good luck made this old man stunned.

Of course... To say who made this series of things in the end, of course it was a certain Enlightened One who stayed overnight at Liudong Temple, and he cheated...

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The Holy Grail War came to the second day, and the Enlightened One got up early in the morning. He borrowed the monk's broom to clean Liudong Temple, and began to slowly clean the fallen leaves from the trees last night.

Why did he become an enlightened person after waking up, even though he was just an ordinary nerd without any surprises? This question still lingers in his heart.

Before the buddhist otaku became what he is now, he was just like everyone else. He had a job that wasn’t too busy, and of course the salary wasn’t too much. To rest in a solitary home.

I don't like to quarrel with others on weekdays, and when I encounter any small disputes, I take the initiative to avoid it in order not to cause trouble, because it is silly to take the initiative to cause trouble.

A girlfriend who has no relationship. Her hobbies are watching anime and playing games. When playing FGO mobile games, she will grit her teeth when she meets a character she likes. Although the result is still a blind and innocent player. Sanzang is the five treasures because a lot of C rank pools are drawn.

Although the parents in my hometown have urged marriage problems, they were all fooled by his career-oriented reasons. In real life, there are not many friends who can talk to each other, and they probably chat with a group of silly friends on weekdays to brag.

I am very ordinary, just like everyone walking on the street, a small pebble in the vicissitudes of life, but this society is also composed of countless talents like myself.

Having said that, I am just an ordinary person. At most, I will occasionally help people who are in trouble with enthusiasm, but I will not make any big ambitions to save the world from suffering. It would seem stupid.

Being able to maintain the happy life in front of me is very satisfying. I don’t have any too big wishes. Of course, occasionally I may have expectations for the next pool of FGO. What if I ship it with a single draw?

It's just such a self without any characteristics, but why did it become an enlightened person after waking up?He even inherited everything from this Buddha... It is such a question that has always been in his heart, and he has not gotten an answer after asking other Buddhas.

"So can't this group of bigwigs pretending to be mysterious directly explain how to satisfy my obsessive-compulsive disorder?!"

The Awakened sighed helplessly, the fallen leaves he swept away seemed to be the troubles in his heart, slowly swept away by the broom.

"Forget it...whether it's the former self or the current enlightened one, I'm just me."

He will not change his original intention because of the change of identity. At present, there is no enlightened person with too big ambitions. He just wants to rewrite the tragedy by the way. The ability to change nature is why not do it.

By the way, the Enlightened One came here in this world to do those things. He gave Sakura Command Spells and the holy relic to summon Sanzang, and by the way, used the "Fate Master" to designate Matou Yanzang to obtain the Command Spells, and gave this old immortal A BUFF that can summon powerful followers is applied.

As for why so many troublesome operations have been done?Of course, there is a very clear reason, you can't let the enlightened person do these things himself, if you are still the old nerd with the ability, you naturally don't mind, but now you can do it as an enlightened person. Not very cheap.

As the saying goes, a master must have the demeanor and force of a master, so he must use a series of coquettish operations to set off himself. It's so troublesome, but it's still pleasant to sneak fish and watch a movie comfortably.

But the Enlightened One really didn't expect that Jiantong Yanzang actually summoned the monkey. Should it be fate...

But under such circumstances, it is very clear that there is no way to defeat Monkey King's Tosaka Tokiomi and Emiya Kiritsugu, these two masters who are eager to win this Holy Grail War, this must be Find a way to deal with that old bastard, after all, it is easier to kill a master than to fight against the Monkey King.

He didn't feel that he had cheated Matou Yanzang at all, and felt a little guilty. After he kept clearing the fallen leaves above the gate of Liudong Temple, he welcomed the visitor he had been waiting for for a long time.

"Long time no see, Sanzang."

"Master!...Master!!"

Sanzang was so shocked that she just came to visit the local temple as usual, but she saw the person who called her to come here!

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Chapter 5

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After seeing the Enlightened One, Tripitaka was so excited that she couldn't tell. After all, she thought that her mysterious "Master" had already left this world and gone to other worlds.

"Don't get excited, don't worry, wait for me for a while."

To the Enlightened One who Sanzang instructed, he first returned the broom in his hand to the monk in Liudong Temple, and then found the abbot and told him that he would go out for a while, and then slowly came to his "disciple who couldn't wait anymore." "before.

"Sanzang, follow me down the mountain."

"Yes! Master!!"

Following closely behind the Enlightened One, Sanzang looked at himself as a master with an astonishing status, and he didn't know how to ask many questions in his heart for a while.

As for the Enlightened One who was slowly walking down the steps of Liudong Temple, he turned his back to his "disciple" and spoke first.

"Sanzang, you must be wondering why I gave you as a rosary from the "Golden Chanzi" period to the Tohsaka family, right? "

"Yes, Master...but I believe your actions must have a deeper meaning."

A Tripitaka who does not have any doubts about the Enlightened One. After all, her "master" is the Buddha whom everyone worships.

"Because it is to call you to live here."

"Hey! Why?"

Surprised by Tripitaka, she saw her master's hand-knot fist seal on her chest, with a compassionate look on her face.

"It is the catastrophe of this world that needs you to resolve it."

"Ahhh!!"

Sanzang was even more surprised. She was taken aback by her master's words. At the same time, the Enlightened One was also muttering in her heart. Although she had consulted with the Buddhas in the Buddhist network before, As a result, the unanimous answer given by the big guys is yes.

"You can talk nonsense, but you can't let it go."

The Enlightenment, who suddenly felt that the bosses were unreliable, could only do it by himself...Well, let's make up a reason to fool Sanzang.

"The malice of this world lurks in this Holy Grail War, and if it is not properly resolved, it will lead to great catastrophe."

The reason prepared earlier was told by the Enlightened One, and translated in human language is:

"The third Holy Grail War was messed up by the Yusan family and mixed with the evil of this world. If it doesn't work out this time, if someone wins the Holy Grail War and makes a wish to save all mankind, then all mankind will be saved." It's GG directly."

After knowing that his master had called him for something important, Sanzang took it for granted, after all, it would not be a trivial matter for the Buddha to appear in person.

"I don't think it's suitable to solve this matter personally because of the transcendence of reincarnation, so I will trouble Sanzang to handle it for you."

"Understood Master, leave this matter to me!"

Seeing Sanzang take the matter with his own hands and patted his chest, the Enlightened One nodded in satisfaction...Finally, the flickering has passed, and then let's fish and watch the show with peace of mind.

"But master, what should I do next?"

"You don't need to worry too much, fate will guide your way forward, just follow the fate."

"Oh...meaning that when you see a guy doing bad things, go up and beat him up?"

"...You can understand it this way."

The Sanzang relatives who reached a consensus with the Enlightened One in a few words, as the so-called monks do not lie, if they say they want to beat you, they will definitely beat you!

After explaining the business, Sanzangqin was ready to chat with Enlightenment about homework, such as her journey through time and space and what wonderful things she had seen, but another thing caught Sanzangqin's attention.

"Master, this is the first time I see you wearing casual clothes. Did you make this clothes yourself? It feels full of Buddha nature!"

The Enlightened One is wearing very ordinary clothes at the moment, just an ordinary white T-shirt, and the three characters "Nan Wu San" are printed on it, and what he is wearing on his legs is just a pair of blue jeans. But from this ordinary clothes, I can feel the breath of Buddha.

"No, this is the clothes given to me by the Buddhas of other worlds, and is used to pretend to be an ordinary person in this world."

"Hey~! It turned out to be a Buddha from another world. I really want to meet that World Honored One."