Help! I Have Become Enlightened

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Zhuge Kongming, the prime minister of Shu Han, the most eye-catching evil military commander in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the story of Liu Bei's three visits to the thatched cottage is a good story, and the reward of Zhuge Liang's dedication to death is even more unbearable.

It was already famous and famous through the ages, but in Zhuge Kongming's heart, he had a regret even when he died, and now—the opportunity for him to make up for the regret has come.

"So, in order to help Liu Bei achieve his wish of unifying the world, you don't even care about death."

"This is a dead person, so why are you greedy for life and afraid of death?"

"The history of this world is revised, you will not have good results, the seat of heroes will disappear, and no one will remember your fame." When the Enlightenment warned, Teacher Kong Ming just smiled. What is the price of such behavior.

"Only this, my own selfish desire, even if the price is too expensive, I must fulfill the master's wish."

"It's really worthy of being Prime Minister Zhuge who dedicated himself to death."

The Enlightened One didn't give much advice, he himself left quietly, and now he finally knows what action plan Gudazi has planned.

Let Hei Zhen and Marshal Gil change the course of French history, which will affect the history of the whole of Europe, and let Mr. Kong Ming change the course of history in the Central Plains, so that the history of the entire East and Asia will have to be rewritten.

One west, one east, directly inserted two nails to change the entire history of later generations, which is a bit powerful.

History itself is corrective, just like the time traveler Wang Mang tried to change his fate against the sky and make the ancient feudal society leap forward, but the son of the plane killed him instantly as soon as he stepped out, and the historical story returned to the original stage of the script.

But with a steady stream of causal power, this matter may not be certain. Gu Dazi can completely make the historical process of the basic world develop according to her ideas, so she let nursery rhymes go to the magic circle world to work.

Now it is very troublesome to correct the historical story that ran out of the frame. First of all, you can’t directly attack Hei Zhen and Teacher Kong Ming, otherwise the historical process will have a butterfly effect of chain collapse. It is very difficult for any bad changes to happen. Difficult to fix back.

Secondly, the existence information of the heroic spirits of the moon is based on the heroes of the basic world, but if the historical process of the basic world is tampered with, the existence of the heroic spirits of the moon is simply empty talk, and it is a cash cow without roots. It's a thing that falls when you touch it.

Gudazi really took great pains to completely destroy the moon world, and set up a series of routines in order to prevent the enlightened beings from intervening. That boss didn't bother to watch the show, so he stabbed himself in the back.

So, now there is a deadlock. If you want to solve the singularity of the basic world, you must first solve the singularity of the magic circle world. However, the problem of the magic circle world cannot be solved directly in a day or two. It takes a lot of time to smooth it out.

But after the singularity of the magic circle world is solved, the historical process of the basic world has been revised and fixed, and it is hopeless to revise it back.

Another point, I have to say that Gudazi’s selection of candidates is accurate enough, let’s not talk about the nursery rhymes, because the previous depressive stories of the Enlightenment cast a huge shadow on the child’s mind, and now it is absolutely impossible not to save the magic circle world. If you don't stop, you will be responsible for your own sins.

Hei Zhen, this dragon witch basically only listens to Gu Dazi alone, and now let this crazy woman become the queen of France, which can both revenge and enjoy, she would be a fool if she didn't do it.

Teacher Kong Ming, this one can only be said to be a pity. In order to fulfill Liu Bei's wish and thank San Gu Maolu for his kindness, now after death, he must try his best to let the Shu Han rule the world, even if he disappears on the seat of heroes. .

The three candidates who are like iron nails have fixed the possibility that the enlightened person wants to correct it, at least for a while, it will not be corrected.

It's really hard to deal with this, but there is still a way, which is to find out the culprit, Gu Dazi, and let the troublemaker raise the white flag to surrender.

Thinking of this, the Enlightened One began to search along the historical process of the basic world to see if he could find some clues on it. I don’t know if he was lucky. He just discovered that modern society has also discovered historical changes. It is because the East and the West The result of two singularities.

Without hesitation, the Enlightened One set off directly and returned to the modern era of the basic world, to see what changes have taken place here, and the result...

The butterfly effect is amazing, and the trajectory of history has changed significantly.

After Joan of Arc became the Queen of France, she also had the buff of the ever-victorious general Napoleon on her body. Without touching the bad luck of Russia, she directly swept across Europe and destroyed the United Kingdom, becoming a genuine European emperor.

In the east, Mr. Kong Ming wiped out the Northern Wei Dynasty with great force, and did not directly use force against the Eastern Wu. As a result, they surrendered faster than France, and directly returned to the Western Shu in a slippery manner. So far... the world of the big man has continued. down to this day.

Mr. Kong Ming knew the disadvantages of the later dynasties. After he tried his best to revise the national policy and formulated the policy of focusing on external expansion, the Han Dynasty that survived was the expansion that was visible to the naked eye.

In the later historical stories, the Xiongnu and Xianbei were destroyed successively, and Japan was directly taken over, and all the countries in East Asia were subdued or destroyed in one go. The real father of the big man is invincible.

Then the East and the West began to develop scientific research and technology at the same time, but because Mr. Kong Ming lived in the Han Dynasty, the development of science and technology was faster, and it is still the largest father country on the earth in modern society.

"This compilation is really justified."

Borrowing a history book from the library, the enlightened one looked at the big man continued by Mr. Kong Ming, and after the collision of civilization sparks with Hei Zhen's unified Europe, he commented fully:

"If I didn't know what was going on, I would have almost believed it."

"If you believe it, it's really not okay?" A familiar voice sounded, and the enlightened person turned his head slightly to look, yo——the culprit finally appeared.

Gudazi appeared, but she was no longer in the state of two-headed body. Gudazi, who had regained the appearance of a vigorous girl, was wearing a school uniform and sitting opposite the enlightened person. She was holding the latest game magazine in her hand. Because the "fate/stay night" game has defamed the reputation of historical heroes, the producer is now being checked by the relevant department.

Seeing this, the Enlightened One was speechless. This Gudazi is really powerful. He went directly to the basic world to check the water meter of Xingyue, and the mushroom was miserable!

"At this point, do you still want to stop me?"

Gudazi's expression can't tell whether it's a smile or a threat. She has decided to end the evil Xingyue, and no one can stop it.

"Brain hurts...you won't be able to integrate the basic world if you want to end the type moon."

"If you don't do this, you will end it in minutes, which is boring."

"That's right, who gave you this idea?"

He tentatively asked the Enlightenment about such a sentence, but it was a pity that Gudazi kept his mouth shut.

"Oh—did you think I'd tell you that the plan was given to me by Buddha and Jesus?"

"Sure enough... I just said why these two are so active, I really don't have a good intention."

No wonder Jesus and Buddha helped the enlightened people make arrangements before they took any action, and the real culprit did not escape.

"Let's not talk about those two for now, what are you doing here?"

Jue Zhe pointed to Gu Dazi in school uniform. He didn't think this troublesome guy would go to school obediently.

"Of course it is to experience the life of JK. I was deceived to go to Chaldea during the summer vacation. If I hadn't been deceived, the devil would be willing to save the world."

"It makes sense, I'm speechless."

Thinking about it carefully, this Gudazi was completely lured to go to Chaldea, but in other words... this unlucky child was not deceived, and was burned by Gaitia when he couldn't stop it No, this is an unchangeable destiny.

But now that we already know who the culprit is, there is no need to continue to talk to this gudazi for the time being. The Enlightened One is going to ask Buddha and Jesus first to see what these two big men want to do.

But when he wanted to leave, Gudazi grabbed the enlightened person's clothes and whispered:

"Do me a favor, please?"

"???"

Little sister, what's the matter with you?The Enlightened One didn't think it would be good to catch this troublesome brat and beat him up first, but now he actually wants him to help, but with the mentality that there is no problem after listening, the Enlightened One agreed.

"Tell me what you're busy with."

"It's very kind of you to say yes."

"Hey... I haven't said I want to agree."

"That's settled then."

As soon as the words were finished, Gu Dazi got up and pushed the Enlightened One lightly, and a certain green algae head was cheated like this, and the whole person fell infinitely.

While falling towards an unknown place, the voice of the Buddha lingered in the ears of the enlightened one.

"The matter was planned with the help of Jesus and I, mainly to give you a surprise."

"Of course, don't rush to complain about "what kind of surprise is this", you will understand when you arrive. "

"Finally, good luck to you."

Everything he wanted to say was preempted by the Buddha, and the Enlightened One was a little speechless, but he was also curious about what the two big men had prepared for him, so he let himself fall until he finally fell to the ground.

Is the mind falling to the ground, or the body falling to the ground?

The enlightened person doesn't understand clearly, he feels himself very thirsty, very tired, very tired, he opened his eyes, surrounded by all kinds of animals, raised his head slightly, and behind him was a bodhi tree.

This picture... when Sakyamuni became enlightened and became a Buddha.

All the animals lay quietly on the ground, surrounding the Enlightened One. They didn't make any noise or stir. The tiger and the deer leaned on each other, just patiently waiting for the saint in front of him to realize his enlightenment.

"What kind of handjob is this?"

The Enlightened One doesn't quite understand the meaning of what Buddha and Jesus did, but he seems to be a mortal at the moment, and he has no strength to stand up after a long period of epiphany, so in order to avoid shame, he still continues to meditate honestly. sit down.

The Awakener closed his eyes and continued to meditate, but his body was beyond imagination. He was really afraid that he would accidentally fall asleep and snore. This scene of Sakyamuni's epiphany is too embarrassing. up.

For the time being, let’s think about life in this way... The Enlightened Being who doesn’t know what to do, or can’t say anything, starts to quietly think about the philosophy of life.

When did you become an enlightened being?It seems like it's been a while, with the mentality of being at peace with what comes, just like this, under the comfort of all the big shots, I accepted my new identity and got along well.

But it seems that after becoming an enlightened person, my feelings are completely distorted, and other aspects are fine, but the love and desire are completely zero, and the straight man of steel can't help but say.

Speaking of it, I seemed to have ignored these problems intentionally or unintentionally before, but now that I have become a mortal, I have noticed it all at once.

Why did you become a Buddha yourself?This matter has not been clarified so far. The bigwigs in the group did not say it directly, but just let themselves wait quietly to find out. It seems... now should be the moment when the truth is revealed.

But then again?What is a Buddha? A person who is enlightened, a person who is not confused by worldly troubles, a sage who understands the truth of all things, the so-called Buddha...is not a great omnipotent god.

In the basic world, the Buddha is a sage who escaped from vulgar interests and pursued spiritual perfection, while the Buddha...is not such a great person.

The so-called omnipotent Buddhas are all religious mythological figures continuously processed by later generations, so there are Tathagata Buddhas who subdued Sun Monkey in Wuzhi Mountain, there are Bodhisattva Arhats and Buddhas in Western Paradise Bliss, and there are Enlightened Ones in the Xingyue World.

Everything comes from the root of the basic world, so with the emergence of different Buddhas, there is this Buddhist chat group.

At this moment, the Enlightened One suddenly had a dangerous idea. If Shakyamuni hadn't become a Buddha suddenly, wouldn't there be no Buddhas of all shapes and colors?

Of course, this kind of thing is good to think about, it is impossible to do it.

Because even if there is no Sakyamuni in the basic world, there may be a lot less Buddhas in the heavens and myriad worlds, but the brothers in the Buddhist chat group are 100% alive and kicking, after all, the group of big dogs are completely detached Knowing cause and effect, not bound by all time fallacies and causal relations, as if... myself?

No... One step away, the Enlightened One suddenly remembered!

It seems that because some people have been making rumors that they were transformed into a heroic spirit at the last second before becoming a Buddha, so all kinds of weird and strange claims are constantly popping up.

Well, this feeling is to let myself refute rumors and become a Buddha by epiphany, but then again... what is epiphany, and should become a Buddha.

Why did I become an enlightened being, or... did the enlightened one become myself?

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Chapter 6 A Dream

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Brahma is a dream, the world is but a dream of Brahma.

Zhuang Zhou's dream of a butterfly, I don't know if it is Zhuang Zhou's dream of a butterfly, or a butterfly's dream of Zhuang Zhou.

Buddha's dream, one dream for one life, three thousand sorrows, sorrows and joys are all dreams.

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After a person wakes up from a dream, he will soon forget the content of the dream. The awakened person has a feeling of déjà vu. He gradually forgets his own experience as a human being. He is obviously a Buddhist nerd, how can he become an enlightened person?In other words... the life of a human being is nothing but a dream of an enlightened being.

What the enlightened person can still clearly remember is the last dream, the story of putting on the vest of Xia Bodhi and becoming a wanderer, but maybe it will be forgotten after a long time.