Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"Nursery rhyme, what story do you want to hear?"

Lianhua was just about to evade Sanzang's next step, but he didn't refuse the little girl's request, so he agreed to tell the nursery rhyme a story.

"I don't know, but the nursery rhymes can tell that there are many wonderful and interesting stories about my uncle."

"The intuition from the storybook... is really real."

Promised to tell stories to nursery rhymes, of course it is impossible to just stand stupidly in the corridor of Chaldea, so it is necessary to find a suitable place. At present, Lianhua is a newcomer and does not have her own room, so she can only go to the nursery rhyme bedroom.

Nursery rhyme is a heroic spirit with a docile personality similar to that of a child, so she usually lives in Chaldea, and she also has a room where a little princess lives. Although it is impossible for Chaldea to have such exaggerated decorations, nursery rhyme itself is an inherent enchantment The heroic spirit formed, the dolls, candies, and tea cakes that the little girl likes in the room are all realized by her.

"Do you want some black tea, uncle?"

"Okay, give me a drink."

As soon as they arrived in Nursery Rhyme's room, the little princess poured two cups of black tea and gave Bu Lianhua a cup. After the two of them sat on the round table, Nursery Rhyme grabbed a handful of candy from nowhere, which is basically what children like s things.

"Does uncle eat candy?"

"Aren't you afraid that your teeth will be broken and you will be arrested and go to the dentist?"

"Whoa....Dentist...don't!"

One sentence hit the nightmare in the nursery rhyme's heart. It is obvious that this little heroic girl has experienced a very painful lesson, which is still hard to forget.

Because of Lianhua's "kindness" warning, Nursery Rhyme obediently put down the candy, and the little heroic girl didn't want to look back on that hellish pain anymore.

"Speaking of storytelling, then..."Journey to the West"?"

"No, I already know how to recite nursery rhymes. I have read all the famous nursery rhymes in the world."

"Forehead....."

Should it be said that it is indeed a Heroic Spirit who was born as the crystallization of the concept that children like storybooks?

"Then, tell the nursery rhyme a story about a real person named Su Huan."

"Stop! Although I haven't heard nursery rhymes, I can feel the breath of knives and resentment. I don't listen to nursery rhymes!"

"Tsk..."

Actually using the intuition of a storybook hero to avoid the trap of Wan Dao piercing the heart, should I say that even a little girl can't be underestimated? Bu Lianhua's eyes instantly became sharp, and it seems that he can only take out the bottom of the box. something.

"In that case, Uncle will tell you a story about a magical girl."

"Okay, okay!"

As soon as she heard that it was a magical girl of love and justice, even if it was a nursery rhyme, she subconsciously ignored the warning from her intuition, and then Yibu Lianhua began to speak.

"Once upon a time, there was a girl named Madoka Kame..."

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Jack the Ripper, the murderer of serial murders feared by people in Britain in the 19th century, and the heroic spirit named "Jack" in Chaldea, is a little girl about the size of a nursery rhyme, whose essence is London's Whitechapel Districts, many vengeful spirits of children who have been aborted by prostitutes, yearn for maternal love, and continue to kill women because they have a strong desire to return to the womb.

Jack, who was summoned by Gudazi, lived the same life as a normal little girl in Chaldea. In addition to the master who usually loves her, he also has a rare heroic companion.

Nursery Rhyme and Jack, one of the young girl groups of Heroic Spirits in Chaldea, except for a certain Joan of Arc who turned into a young girl at Christmas, the two of them have the best relationship in normal times. Jack often comes to Nursery Rhyme when he has free time play.

It was the usual time to go to the nursery rhyme room for afternoon tea, but when Jack opened the door, he was stunned.

I saw an unknown white-robed uncle (Bu Lianhua) drinking black tea gracefully, while Nursery Rhyme ran to the corner, trembling with his head in his arms.

"Nursery rhymes...I came to play with you..."

Jack subconsciously greeted him, and Nursery Rhyme, who had become the ultimate autistic state, didn't respond, but Bu Lianhua had already turned her head, and said with a smile that she thought was harmonious:

"It's Jack, are you here to listen to the story too?"

"!!"

The intuition from the heroic spirit made Jack jump back like a kitten to be on guard. Although she didn't know why, the strange appearance of Nursery Rhyme must have something to do with this person in front of her.

Jack, who looks like a cat with frizz, stared carefully at Bu Lianhua, and at the same time asked Nursery Rhyme who was squatting in the corner:

"Nursery rhyme... who is this person!?"

"Okay...so scary...head...head gone..."

It was already a frightened nursery rhyme, and he started talking completely incoherently. Suddenly Jack took out his dagger and angrily questioned the man in white robe in front of him.

"You scoundrel, what did you do to nursery rhymes!"

"No, no, I just told her a story about a magical girl."

The guy who waved his hands and denied his evil deeds, and even defended himself brazenly, now Jack was confused and didn't understand, was it just telling a story?

"I don't believe it, you villain must be bullying nursery rhymes!"

"No, it's really just a story, why don't you listen to it?"

"Well...then let me listen."

After all, the little girl could not be the opponent of Mr. Dirty at all. When he felt the need to listen to the story this man told, Jack had already fallen into a deadly trap.

After a while, in the nursery rhyme room, there was another young girl squatting in the corner who was autistic, and Jack also shivered and crouched with his head in his arms.

"It's totally trivial."

After taking care of the two young girls, someone who didn't feel ashamed drank black tea triumphantly.

———————Buddhist Network —————————

After witnessing a series of bad behaviors of "One Step Lotus", all the great gods expressed their opinions one after another.

Buddha: "Speaking of which, has the Enlightened One become more and more harmonious recently, feeling more and more unserious?"

Perak Buddha: "Of course, it is because the two bodies of good and evil are separated. One step of the lotus flower is the enlightened one, and the enlightened one is not one step of the lotus flower."

Jesus: "Damn it! You really made him dizzy, can this work?"

Perak Buddha: "It's for practice, enlightenment under the Bodhi tree, and Mara Boxun disturbs his body."

Jesus: "Huh? What, I don't know classical Chinese, Buddha, please translate the meaning for me!"

Buddha: "It basically means that if you want to become a Buddha and suddenly enlightened, you have to overcome the troubles brought by Mara."

Jesus: "I understand, the trial is right! It is the experience of the Buddha and you who became a Buddha, but what does it have to do with this situation?"

Buddha: "Because it is different from when I became a Buddha, the Buddha and the others have the background setting of the unity of Buddha and demon."

Jesus: "what?"

Buddha Conquering Demons: "I'll do it! Jesus, your enemy is Satan, right?"

Jesus: "That's right. After all, Satan is not the opponent of the Heavenly Father at all. It can only be set as my old enemy."

Buddha Conquering Demons: "In the same way, our Buddha also has his own background to set up enemies, and the common ones are Mara, Bo Xun, and Wutian. They have different names and postures in different places. same."

Jesus: "Is that so, what is the Enlightened One and the Buddha?"

Buddha Conquering Demons: "It's different with the Buddha. The background setting of their walk is that the Buddha is a demon. Even if the Buddha is a little careless, he will degenerate into a demon Buddha. You also know that they are a good monk. It's okay to be a demon."

Jesus: "That's right, wait a minute...the Enlightened One is this?"

Buddha: "Well, as expected...it should be cheated by the Buddha."

Thunderbolt Buddha: "However, you are all enlightened Buddhas under the Bodhi tree, how can you understand the mystery of the unity of Buddha and demon?"

Buddha: "I think that the enlightened one may want to cry after knowing the truth of the matter."

Because of the fine points, now the Enlightened One can't log in to the account of the Buddhist network, and it is in a disconnected state, so he can't know what the bosses are doing secretly behind his back.

Jesus: "Speaking of which, according to your statement, "one step of the lotus flower" should be the goodness of the enlightened one, right? "

Buddha: "That's right, what's wrong?"

Jesus: "Then why is the behavior so unreasonable? I always feel that bullying children is not something good people would do at all."

Buddha: "Ah...maybe it has something to do with the nature of the enlightened being."

Jesus: "Lolicon?"

Buddha: "The Buddha said: Do not speak."

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Chapter 6

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Xie Mie Tian Lai is the evil body of the enlightened being, and the good body Yi Yi Lian Hua is the opposite existence, Xi Mie Tian Lai is the enlightened being, but the enlightened person is not Xi Mie Tian Lai.

As the evil body of an enlightened being, what would Xi Mie Tianlai want to do?

"The Fourth Holy Grail War, Lord Zong died, um... a good thing!"

"Sakura has a bright future, um... a good thing!"

"FGO's krypton gold shipwreck, seals showing cards, and activities that exploded... are bad things!"

So, this is the situation, the evil body of the Enlightened One attacked Mietian and prepared to completely destroy the Xingyue World, in order to rescue the countless masters who had suffered from it from the sea of ​​suffering.

The good body is obsessed with fishing and bullying children, and the evil body does good deeds to save all living beings from the sea of ​​suffering. Well... there is nothing wrong with it at all.

It is said that the entire Xingyue world will be completely destroyed, but how to do it?

Humanity burns?No, this is too low-end, it can only bury one world, and it doesn't make any sense at all for the Xingyue universe with many parallel worlds.

"Then, let's do it!"

The way to destroy the Moon Universe is not a difficult problem, but in order to avoid the interference of the good body "One Step Lotus", a detailed plan must be worked out.

So Xi Mietian came, and he began to prepare for the planned operation of the destructive lunar universe.

The first thing to do is this.

————————Deep Sea Computer Paradise—————

Serafix, the offshore oil field base owned by the Ainim Sophia family, was supposed to be the May swimsuit event planned by Chaldea, but the master Fujimaru Tachika came here because of an accident, and accompanied by The three followers disappeared.

This is the battlefield of the Holy Grail War of the Moon. In the offshore oil field computerized by Lingzi, there are 128 servants competing for survival. Fujimaru Tachika, who has no servants around him, can only flee in a hurry.

It was a fateful encounter. After fleeing all the way to the church, Fujimaru Tateka met the dying Melt "Dissolving Lilith", who was "depleted of magic power due to being discarded". contract.