Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"So Buddha, you said...the problem that neither you nor Jesus can solve is this?"

Now in this small room, apart from Buddha and Jesus, enlightened beings who came from across the world are also called to help...painting comic lines.

"Because "Enlightenment! Ananda!" is about to be submitted, and Jesus and I are too late!!"

The Buddha who hurriedly rushed to the manuscript of the manga, "Enlightenment!Ananda! "is a manga he published in the heaven, and it is widely praised by the gods in the heaven, and even the Buddha is known as the "Buddha of Osamu Tezuka" in the heaven.

"You know you have to hand in the manuscript, so why can't you finish the painting earlier..."

"Impossible, this kind of thing is the same as the pigeon incarnation of "Heavenly Father", inspiration will only appear at critical times! "

"This kind of thing has nothing to do with "Heavenly Father" and his old man? "

"Because "Heavenly Father" had prepared for 1 years when he created the world, but because he really didn't know what to create, it was not until the last seven days that he got the inspiration to complete the creation at one time. "

"It turns out that "Heavenly Father" is the biggest pigeon..."

After listening to the words of Jesus, the enlightened person didn't know how to feel, but he thought of his own affairs again, so he turned to ask the Buddha on the side.

"Buddha, if I leave a message in the way you said, will it be misunderstood by Tosaka Tokiomi?"

"Will not."

The Buddha who smiled mysteriously, he, the founder of Buddhism, is simply the best at this kind of thing.

"Essentially, as long as what is left is the seemingly profound and connotative words, then the person concerned can automatically complete a brain supplement, and even the detailed explanation work can be omitted.

"Is there such a powerful one?"

"Of course, otherwise, why do you think the meaning of the Buddhist scriptures handed down is so difficult to understand, of course it is my routine operation.

The Enlightened One: "......"

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Chapter 6 The Holy Grail War is about to begin

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After the Enlightenment and Jesus helped the Buddha to complete the busy manuscript, "Enlightenment!Ananda! " was finally finished before the due date, and the Enlightened One, who had worked so hard to finish it, sat down with Buddha and Jesus to drink tea with peace of mind.

However, the rare experience of rushing to draw cartoons reminded the Enlightened One of his life as a Buddhist otaku not long ago. Speaking of which, he has become an Enlightened One for a while.

"Buddha, do you know why I became an enlightened being?"

It happened that there was someone around him who was also a Buddha, and the Enlightened One asked him seriously. After all, he was very concerned about the fact that he became an Enlightened One after waking up... In other words, he didn't care about it anymore, it was completely The degree of soaring in the daytime!

No matter who the hell finds out that he has turned into a Buddha after waking up after sleeping, he will be super concerned about this matter!

Facing the serious inquiry of the Enlightened One, the Buddha just showed his benevolent smile and replied with the gesture of fearlessness:

"Yuan, it's too wonderful!"

"You're telling me something simple and easy to understand!"

"You will understand when the time comes."

As a result, the Buddha still kept the words of the Enlightened One aside, while Jesus on the side directly turned on his laptop, which played the animation of "fate zero" and asked the Enlightened One at the same time.

"Awakened One, are you preparing to participate in the Fourth Holy Grail War?"

"It's like this, because I really mind the tragic ending, so I'm going to rewrite a good ending."

"Isn't it pretty good? Whether it's Buddhism or Christianity, isn't what we're doing all about persuading people to be good?"

Jesus cited an example and said that he and the Buddha are religious leaders who have worked together for many years. Although there are more or less frictions between the religious believers of the two parties, the relationship between Jesus himself and the Buddha is actually very good, because they both Based on the doctrine of good deeds, he was called "the savior" by later generations.

After knowing what will happen in the Fourth Holy Grail War, Jesus himself supports the actions of the Enlightened Ones. If they see the tragedy and do not stop the change, it will be completely against their heart.

"By the way, this is for you."

While Jesus was talking with the Enlightened One, the Buddha handed the Enlightened One a thin paper bag.

"what is this?"

The Enlightened One who had just received the tissue paper bag heard the Buddha reply:

"Help finish the hard work of "Enlightenment! Ananda!" comic manuscript, although the money is not a lot, but you can't let you help for nothing, right?"

"Aren't you financially stressed? Is it really okay to pay me back for my hard work?!"

""Enlightenment! Ananda!" is very popular in the heavenly world, so every time the Buddha submits the manga manuscript, there will be a large amount of manuscript fee, so you don't have to worry about it."

Jesus answered the Enlightened One instead of Buddha. In addition, because it is a coin issued by the heavens, it will change into a currency that meets the current situation according to the needs of the holders. Of course, the denomination and price are fixed.

As for why such troublesome things are created, in essence, gods and Buddhas pay attention to self-reliance like ordinary people, and they cannot use supernatural powers to seek benefits for themselves.

Of course, if you want to use supernatural powers to obtain money, no gods and Buddhas will criticize you. This is mainly a kind of xinxing similar to unspoken rules. Basically, no gods and Buddhas will run to do such shameful things.

And as an enlightened Buddhist nerd, he felt that if he used supernatural powers to obtain money and benefits... it would be really shameful.

After dinner at the homes of Buddha and Jesus, the Enlightened One bid farewell and set off again. He still had to go to several other worlds.

The world of thunderbolt where the Buddha is, and the world of subduing demons where the Buddha is.

Among them, the Enlightened One also asked the Buddha and the Buddha about his own situation. As a result, these two also passed the test just like the Buddha, and none of the Buddhas answered the questions in the Enlightened One's heart.

The Enlightened Ones in his original world can also come, and what he sees is exactly the same as what he learned using "Tianyantong" and "Tianeartong" a few days ago. The existence of Buddhist nerds in this world has completely disappeared. .

The parents don't know they have a son, and the netizens don't know the dead house they chatted with some time ago, and even the traces of it have completely disappeared without leaving a trace.

After visiting his parents and friends for the last time, the Enlightened One left his original world, let’s say goodbye for now...Maybe it’s the same as the Buddha said, when the waiting time comes, he will be able to understand everything up.

The Enlightened Being who returned to Fuyuki City once again, he has crossed the timeline and came to the prologue of the fourth Holy Grail War. All the "causes" are planted...and the "fruits" are about to bear fruit.

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Emiya Kiritsugu, who set foot in Fuyuki City with his wife Irisviel by plane, sighed after seeing the scene in Fuyuki City.

"Is it finally here..."

The Enlightened One who appeared a year ago with himself as a medium disappeared after staying for a while, and Emiya Kiritsugu didn't tell anyone about this.

Because this is too absurd and outrageous, so far Emiya Kiritsugu has a kind of imaginary hallucination that was produced by himself, but this man knows...it is true.

Whether to choose to fight for his long-cherished wish, or to give up his long-cherished wish for his family, Emiya Kiritsugu has always been in great pain about this, until the Enlightened One appeared in front of him and said those words, Emiya Kiritsugu was even more so. Completely lost.

But the Enlightened One also told him that if he fell into confusion, he could just call himself.

Therefore, with a confused heart, Emiya Kiritsugu stepped into the battlefield of Fuyuki City where the Fourth Holy Grail War was about to take place.

On the other side, Tosaka Tokiomi has already summoned his Heroic Spirit, the oldest King of Heroes named "Gilgamesh", with the rank of Archer.

Tokiomi Tohsaka undoubtedly drew the strongest trump card by using the "Slough of the Oldest Snake", the holy relic of the killer.

His disciple Kotomine Kirei who also conspired with him also summoned the resident class of the Holy Grail Wars of the past, Assassin "Hassan Sabah".

After preparing two hands of cards, Tosaka Tokiomi can finally summon the third Heroic Spirit with confidence, and his youngest daughter Tosaka Sakura will be the master to summon.

The magic power supply is provided by Sakura using the magic power stored in the "Magic Gem" prepared by Tohsaka Tokiomi in advance. He has made a lot of preparations to win this Holy Grail War.

"Sakura, are you ready?"

"Got it, Dad!"

Located in the basement of Tohsaka's house, Sakura was standing on the heroic spirit summoning array that had been drawn beforehand, and Tohsaka Tokiomi was also staring at his daughter quite nervously. After all, this matter was related to his victory in the Fourth Holy Grail War .

"Cut! I want to see what bastards I can summon."

The "King of Heroes" Gilgamesh, who had already been summoned, was also watching the summoning of the Heroic Spirits. Although the Holy Grail War was easily crushed by him alone, the King of Heroes also had some doubts about the identity of the Heroic Spirits who were about to be summoned. so curious.

"Sakura, have you memorized the summoning spell?!"

"Father, this is the third time you've asked... I've already learned it by heart!"

Looking at the nervous Tosaka Tokiomi, as the youngest daughter, Tosaka Sakura also finds it troublesome, and she has already memorized it by heart.

The rosary that was originally carried by Sakura on her right wrist has now been placed in the center of the heroic spirit summoning array, so far!Heroic spirit summoning begins! !

"Fully full, full full, full full, full full, full full!"

"Cycle and start, followed by five."

"Of course, when it is full, it is an opportunity to abandon it."

"Its foundations are silver and iron."

"The foundation is the Grand Duke of the Contract."

"His ancestor is my ancestor Xiubainaogu."

"The wind comes from the sky and the wall separates it."

"The door is open and the four sides are closed.

"From the crown, go back and forth on the three-way road to the kingdom!"

"Declaration!"

"Your body obeys my orders, and my life is with your sword!"

"According to the call of the Holy Grail, if you are willing to follow this will and this principle, please respond."

"I swear here."

"I wish to accomplish all the good deeds in the world."

"I wish to wipe out all the evil deeds in the world."

"I am the one whose chains I hold."

"You are the seven heavens surrounded by the three spirits of words, from the wheel of repression, the guardian of the scales."

With the completion of Sakura's immature incantation, the radiance of the summoning array of heroic spirits appeared and emitted a colorful halo, so far!

A woman holding a tin rod, wearing a white monk's robe, with a long straight black hand with a fearless seal, in terms of appearance...is enough to charm all living beings, appeared on the magic circle of heroic spirit summoning.

"Master, is it Master calling me!!?"

However, after the woman who was a servant appeared, she immediately looked around to find her "Master".

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