Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Gensokyo is in constant turmoil, and it seems that the puppet show craze will take a long time to pass.

Skirt: 9④⑤9③1705

Chapter 1 Flame Fist

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Little Garden, the long-lost Little Garden, Jue Zhe returned to Little Garden after he had had enough fishing outside, but he encountered unexpected things as soon as he returned to Little Garden.

The two-headed Gudazi jumped in front of the Enlightened One and sincerely asked:

"Enlightened One, I have a request."

"Can you destroy the moon for me?"

He is too familiar with the famous line of "Growing Grass", and the enlightened person immediately understands it as soon as he hears it. This girl is probably brainwashed, so he said very cooperatively:

"No way...the operation is already introspective, and they will give free five-star servants of their choice on the fifth anniversary."

But this kind of words can no longer confuse Gudazi, she told the enlightened one.

"It's all pretended by them, it's acting."

"Acting...?"

Seeing the doubts of the Enlightened One, Gu Dazi said very seriously:

"Yes, it's acting!"

"Awakened, you know best, once the krypton gold flow drops and the enthusiasm of the players disappears, the operation will come forward to please us."

"The operation pretends to be everything in order to survive, but the result of feeding shit has never changed, so we must retaliate against them."

Gudazi's words have already been said for this sake, but the Enlightened One can only tell her helplessly.

"However, I have given up on the Destroyer Moon, you and I are no longer the protagonists, and everything is coming to an end."

The Enlightenment's entreaties had no effect, Gu Dazi stubbornly raised his small two-headed fist at him, and said:

"Enlightened One, is it for me?"

"Use Yan Fist against Xingyue!"

It seems that I can’t continue talking. It’s obvious that the game is over, but it’s the beginning for the Enlightened One and Gudazi.

"I've given up on that plan."

"Sure enough... Awakened One, you don't want to destroy Moon anymore."

"There is no way, because everything has passed, there is no love and no hatred, let me destroy the memories of past happiness and sorrow, this is not acceptable."

The enlightened person told Gudazi the reason, he can no longer become a lotus flower and destroy Tianlai for Xingyue as before, because he loves Xingyue and destroys Xingyue because of hatred, he can only let everything pass.

However, such an answer can't satisfy Gu Dazi. How can this kind of harmless words satisfy the FGO players who were nagging about the shipwreck of the Honnoji Temple just now that the demon king Nobunaga was not drawn out, and countless shipwrecks.

"So...the Enlightened One, have you abandoned us?"

"Sorry.... I have uninstalled FGO for a long time."

"Ok."

What she got was a regrettable answer. Gudazi knew that she could no longer rely on the man in front of her to help her, so she would do the last thing herself.

"Then, I will destroy Xingyue myself."

After saying this, Gudazi disappeared without a trace, and the last human evil is about to complete her real mission.

"This guy...is really playing."

Jue Zhe's heart sank, Gudazi was not joking this time, Xingyue's crime was heinous, causing players to complain, I'm afraid this time Xingyue is really going to die if he can't do it.

But it's not easy to want a true funeral moon, what exactly is that guy Gudazi going to do?

"Oh no!"

When the Enlightened One was thinking about this question, Roman ran out of the Chaldean community in a panic. The shameful King Solomon saw the Enlightened One as if he had seen a savior, and hurried over and said:

"The master didn't know what went crazy, and threw all the heroic spirits of Chaldea into different worlds, and according to the detection, there were huge singularities in those worlds."

"Oh?"

As soon as the Enlightened One heard his heart moved, he immediately followed Roman to check the situation. In Hakoniwa, a place that connects thousands of worlds, Chaldea established a community as a stronghold here, and carried out continuous missions to save the world.

Things that are too complicated are of course left to Romani to operate, and the salvation system in Hakoniwa Chaldea naturally imitates the "Sheba" of the Human Security Bureau, so it is found that the detection of singularities in other worlds is not correct. strangeness.

After seeing singularities appearing in several worlds, the Enlightened One is not in a hurry to go to these worlds to check the situation. What he is currently doing is to log into the group and ask the bosses about their tone.

I read the group news on the account, and as soon as the Enlightened One came out, there was a new face @他。

"Stupid Hairy Girl": "Yo! Isn't this some scumbag who cheated my body, mind and feelings?"

"Enlightened One": "First of all, I will sue you for slander for talking nonsense, and besides—how did this bastard get into the group?!"

"Father Pigeon": "Cuckoo~~~~"

"Jesus": "Translate, what Heavenly Father said is that although this girl is the brat next door, she is still a neighbor's child whom she knows and needs to be taken care of."

"Enlightened One": "This is not a brat, it's a combination of a brat and a husky, Wei Yi!"

"Beautiful hairy girl": "Crying~! It's really sad to say that about someone who has obviously deceived her figure and feelings."

"The Enlightened One": "If you are stuffed into a cannon and fired, I won't show any mercy, and I will even applaud you."

"Beautiful hairy girl": "Hehe——I offend this beautiful girl and want to escape, there are times when you cry!"

"The Enlightened One": "Just to say this to you, I will bring more forks on me later, and see who will cry."

"Buddha": "Okay...don't gossip, enlightened ones, you still have important things to ask."

"Enlightened One": "Yes, why is this Gudazi going to Destroyer Moon as soon as I return to Hakoniwa?"

"Buddha": "Water can carry a boat or overturn it. It is the evil of human beings born out of resentment. This behavior is just in accordance with the destiny."

"Enlightened One": "Speak in human terms, not classical Chinese."

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "It's been a long period of time, and the ship sank after an event. With so many competitors, it's hard to survive."

"Enlightened One": "I understand. The problem is that Gudazi has a few singularities. I have to find a way to solve it."

The problem came to a critical point. It was her own business for Gudazi to destroy Xingyue. Why did the Enlightenment intervene again? Didn't he let Xingyue fend for itself?

"Buddha": "So, what are you going to do?"

"Enlightened One": "I don't care whether Xingyue lives or dies, but neither she nor I can decide Xingyue's survival, after all... as long as there is one person who remembers Xingyue, Xingyue will not perish. "

Here, what the Enlightened One has to do is very obvious. He is just going to bring Gudazi back and let everything return to its original state.

Heartless or stupid, or just like this, you don't need to worry about anything, just live a happy life.

Skirt: 9④⑤9③1705

Chapter 2 Magical Girl

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The Enlightened One set off to a world of singularity like a huge whirlpool, and brought three young girls with him.

"Mr. Enlightenment, why did you take us there together?"

"Well... for a special reason."

Looking at Ilya who was curiously asking questions beside him, Jue Zhe was vague and prevaricated. He recalled the suggestions given by the big guys when the reference meeting was held in the group before.

Heavenly Father: "Cuckoo...coccoo...."

Jesus: "Translate, what Heavenly Father said means that most of the world's singularities are smoke bombs, and there are only three singularities that Gudazi really created a destructive moon."

Buddha: "By the way, I suggest you go to the singularity that is the same as the whirlpool first, and bring the three magical girls of yours with you when you go."

The Enlightened One: "Hey...why did you bring three young girls there?"

Buddha: "Then do you want to be a magical girl?"

Enlightened One: "Farewell..."

This topic is too dangerous, and the Enlightened One is not some perverted zombie Xiangbuchuan, who has no hobby of being a magic girl, so if he wants to bring three young girls, he can bring them.

The beautiful girl with dumb hair: "It's so interesting, I want to get involved too!"

The Enlightened One: "The cannon in the world or pouring cement into the bottom of the sea, which one do you choose?"

The beautiful girl with stupid hair: "Ruthless! Black heart! Scumbag!..."

Kick aside a certain Naiyazi who is not too serious and wants to get involved, Jue Zhe and Roman counted, the number of singularities created by Gudazi is probably the number of Chaldean heroic spirits, the singularity There are just a few.

It seems that after each heroic spirit is thrown into a different world, each has a different singularity. If you want to investigate and solve it one by one, you don't know how much time it will take.

So the next task is division of labor and cooperation. Roman goes next door to Gudafu, who is still in the process of conquering the Alien Belt, and asks the hero of FGO to handle those singularities, big and small, while the Enlightened One goes to Gudazi to make real arrangements. The most important singularity is the bomb hidden in countless smoke bombs, and the fire wire must be removed before the bomb explodes.

Following the advice of the boss, when the Awakened One goes to that important singularity, he brings the trio of magical girls with him. Illya, Kuro, Miyu, and the three young girls go to the new world's strange news belt for adventure together. .

"By the way, haven't the three of you been thrown into other worlds by that guy?"

The enlightened person suddenly thought that all the heroes of Chaldea were lost by Gudazi, and only a few people in Little Garden survived. Roman and Da Vinci, as well as Jack and Bunyan, are all yours. Girls, but I didn't see nursery rhymes.

"Because we went to the "unnamed" community to find Lili and the others to play with, and we happened not to be in Chaldea at the time. "

"I see....."

Except for the three problem children in the "Anonymous" community, all of them are young girls. It is normal for children to have common topics and play together, but why is there a nursery rhyme missing?

The Enlightened One didn't pay too much attention to this issue for the time being. He took the three young girls into the world that has become a singularity. The first time he stepped here, there was a drizzle of rain falling on his head.

"It's raining..."

"It's still night!"

It rained as soon as I arrived, Illya lifted her small schoolbag on her head and leaned against Miyu, while Xiao Hei beside her was very energetic, bouncing around to observe the surrounding scenery, it was a modern city, so colorful The lighting at night is very beautiful.

"Let's find a place to live for now."