Help! I Have Become Enlightened

The domineering tiger demon snatched a bottle of unknown medicine from Xia Bodhi without saying a word, and left behind the pack of gold bricks he brought. The tiger demon also has a dream of becoming a handsome guy.

On the side, both Fa Hai and Bai Suzhen have gained insight. It turns out that the master is not only powerful in mana, but also more capable of fooling monsters. If they didn't know Xia Bodhi, they would have believed it.

"Brother, it's really immoral for you to lie to monsters."

"That's wrong, I can't be false, it's really a beauty pill, it can protect the skin and beautify the skin, but if you want to be as handsome as me, you need to work harder. In addition——I Not your brother."

Xia Bodhi's words made Fa Hai amused. Although everyone is lurking in the monster gathering, there is no need to act like this. Besides, you have changed your appearance too. Where did this heaven-defying handsome face go? people know?

But since Xia Bodhi wanted to play, Fa Hai also became interested in playing with him, mainly because Xia Bodhi disappeared for so long before appearing, so Fa Hai might as well make it difficult for him on purpose.

"Well, since you are not my senior brother, I want to ask what kind of monster you are."

"You don't change your name or surname when you go down, you are a pineapple monster, and fellow Taoists are commonly known as Bi Pineapple."

"..."

Fahai was convinced, he was convinced, and he couldn't continue talking, you guys should at least talk about your identity as a monster, pineapple monster...you imported it from Tianzhu.

However, seeing Xia Bodhi here, Fa Hai immediately felt vigilant. Could it be that the demons from outside the territory are also here? This big boss and senior brother would not come to him to do such a boring thing.

When Fa Hai and Bai Suzhen looked at each other, both of them had guesses in their hearts, Xia Bodhi continued to play his role as a small street stall owner and salesman.

"Since customers have come to my stall, is there anything they like to buy?"

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A big question mark popped up in Fa Hai's head, but since Xia Bodhi said it, he simply took a look at the things on the small stall, and felt very strange at once, what kind of things are these... .?

They are all children's toys, windmills, rattles, pottery whistles, cloth tigers, bamboo dragonflies... No wonder there are no monsters coming to the stall, but anyone who takes a look is not interested, just the tiger monster I am very interested in Xia Bodhi's appearance, and then I was fooled into buying a bottle of beauty pills to go back.

"If the customers are not satisfied with the things on my stall, I still have precious treasures."

"Oh? Take it out and have a look!"

As soon as Fahai heard this, he became interested. After saying this, Xia Bodhi pulled out a magic weapon from his sleeve. The body of the sword was engraved with a six-character mantra, and the hilt was like a tin stick. It looked very sacred in Buddhism. But there is a hint of evil in it, which makes people feel weird.

"This is it!" Fa Hai was surprised, and Xia Bodhi told him the name of this magic weapon: "The name of the sword is "If I am Cut". "

If "Bodhi Long Ji" has the wisdom and spiritual consciousness of the Buddha, then this "If I Am Cut" is full of the domineering and severance of the Buddha, and Fahai was deeply shocked.

"If you want this magical weapon, you can exchange it with the good sword on your back."

"I understand!"

Fa Hai was greatly moved. He had always needed to borrow Xia Bodhi's holy sword when he went out with low mana. He didn't expect his senior brother to prepare a magic weapon for himself. His eyes were filled with tears.

After returning Bodhi's elder brother to Xia Bodhi, Fa Hai obtained a new artifact, such as I am cut, and Xia Bodhi did not forget to warn:

""If I am chopping" is the holy weapon of the Buddha and the devil. As strong as the Buddha's heart is, the devil's heart will be as deep as possible. Just like the balance between Yin and Yang in Taiji, you must not deviate from your heart when holding this sword. It is the Buddha's heart. You can become a demon, even a demon can become a Buddha, as long as you follow your heart, it doesn't matter whether you are a Buddha or a demon. "

"In addition, this sword has a poem title, you can remember it well."

""Thousands of evils have been robbed, the six realms fall together, and the Tathagata is extradited." "

The domineering sacred weapon and the demonic title, Fahai couldn't help but feel a little afraid at this moment. Does he think it's really good for him to hold this sword?It feels like I'm totally inadequate right now.

But now there is no time for him to hesitate. After Xia Bodhi was handed over to Fa Hai, the righteous master that everyone has been looking for finally appeared.

"Xia Bodhi, long time no see."

"Not too long, only two months."

When the green snake appeared at some time, she greeted Xia Bodhi familiarly, and Xia Bodhi himself responded very politely. After all, they are old acquaintances, relying on the troublemaker on the green snake, Naiyazi .

"Xiaoqing!"

Seeing her sister, Bai Suzhen was overjoyed, but before she wanted to approach her to comfort her sister, Fa Hai pointed his sword at the Green Snake Demon in front of him, and said angrily:

"Extraterritorial demon, you caused that village to be slaughtered, I must save you!"

"Little monk, you really know how to joke. Do people remember the ants they trampled to death?"

In the eyes of foreign gods, human life is the same as that of insects, it is only interesting or boring. When Fa Hai was furious and wanted to kill the evildoer in front of him, Naiyazi's next words made him tremble with fear.

"What I am more concerned about is, little monk, what kind of expression will you have when you see yourself killing Xia Bodhi?"

"what?!"

When Fahai was terrified, he suddenly heard the sound of a sharp knife piercing his flesh from behind him. He hurriedly looked back, and there was a strange shadow behind Xia Bodhi. And pass.

"Senior Brother!!"

Fahai's heart was about to burst, he immediately took his sword and slashed at the shadow monster, but if I cut it, it passed through the shadow monster's body, as if the strange man was just a shadow that didn't exist.

"Haha~ I didn't expect that!"

Satisfied Naiyazi, although this is not all of her plan, she is so happy to see Xia Bodhi deflated, and she doesn't think that her backstab can directly kill Xia Bodhi, this bastard Not human at all.

"Ahem...I really didn't expect that."

The heart was pierced, but Xia Bodhi still couldn't die, he waved his right hand vertically, relying on the shadow on Bodhi's long table, the strange man was driven away, turned into a cloud of black mist and merged back to Naiyazi's body.

"You still have an avatar?"

"Of course, when did you have the illusion that "Secret Scripture of the Seven Chapters of Xuanjun" is not my incarnation."

"I see....."

Xia Bodhi really didn't expect that Naiyazi still has a shadow incarnation that has been lurking in the human world. That incarnation is different from other incarnations. It can be attached to objects, and no one can even detect it, just like a human shadow. , go hand in hand.

"You think I'm trying to use that stupid monk to deal with you, don't you? Just kidding~~ Can you imagine that I won't? My plan is still above yours!"

"It's just for stabbing me. As for the dolls with so many layers..."

If you don't make trouble, the dead star can really make a living, but when the incident happened suddenly, Xia Bodhi really didn't notice that Naiyazi's incarnation was leaning on Bodhi's long table, so he drew his sword backhand and gave himself a family bucket. Feeling cold, although I won't die, but....it still hurts so much!

"Hmph, that sword strike just now was the price of retaliation for daring to cheat me, and the next step is the real topic."

Seeing that Naiyazi was full of confidence and wanted to tell her great and evil plan, Xia Bodhi also beckoned Fahai and Bai Suzhen to come to her side, let this guy talk and see what she was going to do .

"Now is the guessing session. What do you think is the plague that I spread around and can turn people into monsters?"

"That's not a plague, it's a blasphemous curse spread by the "Dark Ones." "

"Yes, it seems that you already know what the avatar on your sword is."

The Dark One, one of the incarnations of Nyarlathotep, whose entire body is completely shadow-like jet black, is good at profane black magic and unclean knowledge.

Xia Bodhi has studied the so-called plague that turns human beings into monsters. This is basically a corruption curse that corrupts people's status into that of monsters.

Human beings are the masters of all spirits. Why do all things, from plants to birds and beasts, have to be transformed into monsters and humans, because they want to imitate and learn from people. Only in this way can they cultivate the right way.

To put it simply, it is the so-called difference that a dryad who has managed to practice for thousands of years can be beaten by a talented human being who has practiced for only 20 years.

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Chapter 0 is cracked!

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"Senior brother, are you alright!"

Xia Bodhi and Naiyazi were still talking to each other, while Fa Hai was very worried about Xia Bodhi's injury. Seeing that he was stabbed just now, this shocking situation made people feel frightened.

"It's okay, it's just a fatal injury."

Waving his hand to stop Fa Hai, who was about to say something, Xia Bodhi continued to ask Naiyazi, to see what kind of tricks this dead star person was trying to come up with.

"You have spent so much time and effort to do this kind of thing, what do you want?"

"Hey~ This is a more interesting thing."

Yipin was on the green snake, but Naiyazi called out the pitch-black folding fan that she didn't know what it was. She opened the folding fan, and this time there were carvings and paintings on the side of the folding fan.

"Human is a very interesting creature, loved by heaven and earth, and all things are similar, so... what is the definition of human?"

The carvings on the side of the Naiyazi folding fan are the ever-changing human pagodas, where men and women love each other, reproduce and pass on.

"Similar but different from other creatures, the biggest difference between human beings is the expression of the seven emotions and six desires, and there are many rational people who can restrain their desires, which are as contradictory and balanced as Tai Chi Yin and Yang, so I am going to do an experiment to play Play."

"If humans are alienated into "demons", can humans still be considered humans? "

To put it simply, she is full of food and has nothing to do to make troubles, but Naiyazi will turn into chaos if she wants to do anything. She wants to do this behavior on a whim, but ordinary people can hardly stop it.

"Your idea is a bit interesting, but after I know it, it is absolutely necessary to call the police."

After all, as a pillar of righteousness now, it is impossible for Xia Bodhi to let Naiyazi do anything wrong. After he finished speaking, he ordered Bodhi to slash at the troublemaker in front of him, but this time Naiyazi did not resist, just He let the sword cut towards him helplessly.

"do not want!"

At this moment, the White Snake was in a hurry, Naiyazi was relying on her younger sister's body, if the person killed by Xia Bodhi must be Xiaoqing, she rushed forward regardless of her own safety and had her body to protect the Green Snake Xia Bodhi could only stop when he saw this, and Bodhi stopped at the moment when he was about to be killed in front of Bai Suzhen.

"Hey~ Humans and monsters are obviously no different, they both have emotions and affections, so you are not curious about why people are "humans"? "

Yipin was on the green snake and took the hostages... The demonic Naiyazi is fearless, she relaxes and chats with Xia Bodhi, anyway, this annoying man will not directly kill herself, even if she really does. It doesn't matter.

"I'm not interested. After all, what a person is is just a code name. A person can be a monster, a beast, or a demon."

"Thinking so much all day long, only a guy like you who is full and can't find anything to do will come up with some new tricks."

"Instead of thinking about so many philosophical issues, you might as well think about the reality of how you escaped."

Xia Bodhi replied mercilessly, and as his words fell, the temperature of the demon market fair gradually heated up. This secret space hidden by some kind of barrier began to boil, and glass-like cracks appeared in the sky. Then a round of blue flames came.

The appearance of the vision caused the monsters in the market to flee one after another, but Naiyazi looked up at the arrival of a tricky guy, she just hid her face with a folding fan and laughed indifferently.

"That guy is indeed here, but do you think I will appear here without preparation?"

"It doesn't matter, anyway, it's going to be head-to-head in the end, and it depends on who is better at chess."

Regarding Naiyazi's premeditated plan, Xia Bodhi said that it's over if you are reckless, and the reckless man is not as reckless as everything he meets in front of him, Tie Hanhan has nothing to fear.

Immediately afterwards, in the eyes of Fahai and White Snake witnessing the boss, Yiping's Kezi on Concubine Yang fell to the ground. She looked directly at Naiyazi in front of her, and said affectionately:

"Come back to Fomalhaut with me, I will treat you well."

"You'd better go back and daydream by yourself!"

Although it was Naiyazi who showed up after premeditated preparations, she felt chills when she saw Kezi's idiot appearance. If she didn't want to make trouble, she would hide as far away as she met Kezi.

The on-site battle is about to start, Xia Bodhi may not be easy to start, but Kezi is determined to tie Naiyazi back to Fomalhaut, and she can also compete with this troublemaker for a body, which is convenient for rescue. The hostages... the hostages come.

"Do me a favor, take back the body she is relying on in front of me, and I will seal off the scene to prevent her from escaping."