Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"Heavenly Father": "Cuckoo~Googoo~Googoo!"

"Jesus": "Just find a rumor belt that has been destroyed by someone, suppress that monkey here, and let him go out when you think about it."

"Enlightened One": "This is a bit too cruel..."

According to the dove level of this "Heavenly Father", I am afraid that he will not remember it until the end of the apocalypse, and may be completely forgotten to such an extent that he will never be reborn forever.

The Enlightened One, who thinks peace is the most important thing, has other considerations. While talking and laughing happily with the bigwigs in the Buddhist network, he fixed his eyes on the monkey in front of him. His eyes were red and he wanted to fight with a stick. Great saint.

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"Bet? Do you think I will listen to your nonsense!?"

The last time Monkey King played a bet, his fate was to be suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years. This time, people who will listen to him seek revenge will be a ghost, and the golden hoop is tightly held in his hands. On the ground, Monkey King in a furious posture used all his strength to directly hit this annoying guy in front of him. If this blow hit the ground, the entire Fuyuki City might be destroyed and turned into ruins.

Sitting cross-legged on the throne of the lotus platform, the Enlightened One, who is bound by the hand-knotted seal, has no joy or sorrow, still looks at the monkey attacking towards him with compassionate eyes, and the golden cudgel that strikes with all his strength has The terrifying power that turned the city of Fuyuki into ruins stopped at the moment it hit the Buddha.

A faint corrugated light wall, the light curtain that can be pierced by tentacles is as indestructible and impenetrable as the "Wall of Sighs". Perhaps the existence that can block the attack of the Monkey King in front of the enlightened one is even stronger than the Wall of Sighs Be strong.

"Enlightenment of the Bodhi Tree": Only when the truth of the world is reached, the guardian of the human reason will possess it. It unconditionally weakens the physical attack, conceptual attack, and cross-dimensional attack it receives. This is one of the defensive skills of the enlightened person. .

The skill level is EX, and it also has the effect of "clearing defenses". Specifically, it means that in the state of human nature burning, the enlightened one can protect and preserve the history of his era.

In short, it can be understood that the defensive skills of being a super bull fork can be resisted no matter what type of attack the opponent uses, which is completely unreasonable.

"This damn turtle shell..."

After another two slamming cleaves with full force, Monkey King's golden cudgel just caused "Bodhi Tree Enlightenment" to create faint ripples of light. This completely impenetrable defense made the monkey a little annoyed.

"What nonsense are you talking about! Don't you, Wukong, have the same "indestructible body of vajra", and it is disrespectful to make up Buddhas at will. "

The Tripitaka, who was behind the Enlightened One, heard the disrespectful words from his big disciple, and immediately began to preach seriously, which made the monkey even more angry.

"Bet? Yes! As long as you open the turtle shell and take me a stick, then it doesn't matter if you bet again!!"

Monkey, he just wanted to vent his hatred and anger, and hit the annoying guy in front of him with a golden cudgel on the face. He had already come to the Buddha, how could he return easily.

Hearing this unreasonable request, Sanzangqin, who was just about to speak up and reprimand himself, his great disciple, saw his master, the Enlightened One, smile.

"Good, monkey, I agree to your request."

"Then open the turtle's shell and die!"

He didn't care too much about the rude words and deeds of the great sage Qitian. The Enlightened One just kept his original posture and smiled, and the faint light of "Enlightenment of the Bodhi Tree" disappeared without a trace.

"give me!"

Holding the golden cudgel in his hands angrily, a gap in the abyss was opened on the ground under his feet. The Monkey King poured 500 years of anger and resentment into this blow, and the power to level the mountains and sweep the seas was gaining momentum. Outburst, the red and angry monkey had waited for this moment for an unknown amount of time.

"Go to hell!!"

The golden cudgel that struck down towards the Enlightened One in an instant, even on the trajectory of the stick, the night clouds above the sky were undulated and exploded into a straight line revealing the starry sky. I'm afraid that the entire Fuyuki City will sink into the bottom of the sea.

Faced with this terrifying attack of killing gods and destroying Buddhas, the Enlightened One still maintained a smiling posture, but placed his right hand in front of him, with his thumb and middle finger attached like a flower.

The power that could almost knock down Fuyuki City to the bottom of the sea, and the golden cudgel that weighed ten thousand catties, landed motionless on the right hand of the Enlightened One, as the saying goes, the ancient Buddha smiled... .Now there is an enlightened person holding a golden cudgel and laughing.

"hateful......"

Monkey King, whose face was as red as a monkey's butt with anger, but he really can't do anything about this guy in front of him now, the embarrassing and angry situation makes the monkey want to swear and curse.

"You fought against Sanzang and her tonight. I know that you must be unconvinced because you have injuries on your body. Why don't you let go of your recovery tonight and come to Liudong Temple tomorrow night for a gambling match?"

"You won tonight...but I won't give up so easily!"

It was to find a step down for himself, to realize that he was really no match for the Buddha, Monkey King decisively turned around and summoned somersaulting clouds to disappear, and now it is just like that guy said... Tomorrow night, one will end Bar.

After watching his disobedient disciple leave, Sanzang asked the Enlightened One hesitantly:

"Master...is this really okay? Wukong has a very stubborn temper..."

"That's it... I will properly arrange and deal with it..."

After answering Sanzang’s question, the Enlightened One looked at his right hand that just took over the golden cudgel, um...the hand was numb...it was so painful...I would have known it earlier and I wouldn’t have pretended ....

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"Kalaripayat": EX

Another reserved skill possessed by the Enlightened One, the martial arts of ancient India (Nepal), does not rely solely on strength or intelligence, but is the ancestor of martial arts based on rational thinking.

Compared with attack, it is more prominent in defense. Being able to completely block all attacks of others with only martial arts while sitting on a lotus platform without using skills is one of the so-called necessary skills for pretending to be aggressive.

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Chapter 3 The Sixth Night·The End

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The sixth night of the Holy Grail War is over. The Rider Conqueror King and Archer Hero King have left the stage. So far, there have been four eliminated heroes in the Holy Grail War. Only the Monkey King, Xuanzang Sanzang, and Artoria are left. Three Heroic Spirits participating in the battle.

Perhaps tonight the Holy Grail War did not completely decide the winner, but for the enlightened one, his goal plan has been achieved. After all, as an excellent behind-the-scenes manipulator, he must at least rehearse the drama for seven days, otherwise everyone watching Guy is not happy.

Following the monkey's voluntary departure, the Enlightened One faded away from his true self, returned to casual clothes, and told Sanzang beside him:

"Sanzang, come to Liudong Temple on the seventh night tomorrow, and it's time to complete the Holy Grail War.

"Understood, Master..."

Following the words of my master, it is normal for Sanzang relatives to follow the guidance of the Buddha to act, but this Master Sanzang is still worried about her big disciple, and does not know what will happen tomorrow... ...

"If you're worried about that monkey, go look for him tomorrow daytime. It's good to spare your time and make him understand."

"Great, thank you Master!"

Sanzangqin who suddenly became happy, but although the Enlightened One kept his face silent, he kept muttering in his heart:

"It would be great if this monkey can be persuaded to move. Although it is almost impossible...but I don't want to do it, it's so troublesome..."

He is already an Enlightened One who is proficient in the key to the word "touch", and he is already a mature Buddha. You are very pleased to see this.

Basically, after the end of the Holy Grail War in the sixth night, the masters of the servants returned to their respective houses... Although the Matou inkstone was really dead, even the Matou house and its surroundings were razed to the ground up.

Standing on the bridge of Fuyuki City, Weber Velvet, this young master looked at Fuyuki City with great sadness. The King of Conquerors was defeated in the duel with King Arthur and left the stage. This Alexander the Great left nothing behind. In the end, he just laughed and turned into a spirit child, dissipated and returned to the Seat of Heroes.

It's not that he was sad because he lost in the Holy Grail War. Weber himself basically had no pursuit of the Holy Grail, and his purpose of participating in the Holy Grail War was just to prove himself. Skandar recognized, and spent six days together unforgettable memory.

Following Iskandar's defeat, King Arthur Arturia left without saying anything, and Weber could only stand alone on the Fuyuki Bridge in a daze, perhaps because of the sadness of his friend's departure.

"Hey! What are you doing here, kid?"

"Ah...it's Monkey King..."

A voice woke Weber up suddenly, and he looked up to see Monkey King, Monkey King, sitting on the somersault cloud. It seemed that the battle over there seemed to be over.

"Where's the big, stupid King of Conquerors?"

"He... went back..."

"I see...I see."

Without asking too many questions, the Monkey King could know what happened from Weber's sadness and tone. It should be a duel between that big girl of King Arthur and the stupid king of the Conqueror. It seems that the result is obviously the defeat of the Conqueror. .

"Really...and said to have a good drink with him tonight, after all, I will say goodbye tomorrow."

Monkey King scratched the back of his head, he really didn't expect the defeat of the King of Conquerors...but it doesn't matter now, everything will be settled tomorrow.

"Come up, you will take the place of the King of Conquerors tonight."

"what?"

Weber was astonished, before he could ask, Monkey King stretched a stick under Weber's armpit and jumped him up, then somersaulting Yunfei caught Weber and flew into the sky.

"Ahhh-!"

"If you don't get drunk tonight, you won't go home, that's right! You pay the bill, but I don't have any money with me."

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Weber, who was still screaming in terror, hoped that he would not die so tragically tonight... By the way, he gave his wallet another silent tribute.

"Ah! It's Sister Sanzang."

"Sakura and Rin, did you stay here obediently?"

Sanzang who returned to Sakura and the others, unexpectedly found that Tosaka Tokiomi was also here, but this elegant man was in a mess, and the suit on his body almost turned into a beggar's outfit.

"Master Sanzang, you are back...how is the situation?"

"I'm sorry...my eldest disciple is very capable, and now I can't subdue him. Even the King of Heroes accidentally lost and returned to the Seat of Heroes."

"Ugh....."

Tohsaka Tokiomi sighed silently, he had already fled to a far away place just now, but the aftermath of Monkey King's golden cudgel had also affected him, if it wasn't for Tohsaka Tokiomi's magic gem defense I tried my best, and I almost confessed here tonight.

The Holy Grail War, which I thought was a sure win, was obviously a rhythm of two riding Heroic Spirits A-face, so why did I lose... I don’t understand it at all. Is it worth watching a professional master play this kind of game? ...Obviously A went up and won.

Tohsaka Tokiomi, who is puzzled, can only accept this fact now, but for the time being, he has to ask worriedly:

"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven...he won't kill us all..."

"Don't worry... Wukong won't do such inferior things, and there is no need to continue this Holy Grail War, the Buddha will guide our way."

Upon hearing Sanzang's words, Tosaka Tokiomi thought for a while, and suddenly said ecstatically:

"Really! Could it be that the Buddha will help me win the Holy Grail!?

"No...you're thinking too much. The Holy Grail has long been polluted and become a source of disaster. The Buddha came to this world just to purify the polluted Holy Grail."

"Buddha will not favor anyone, but will guide the world to the right path."

Tohsaka Tokiomi, who hadn't laughed enough for three seconds, suddenly froze. He was overjoyed and overwhelmed. He didn't continue to pay attention to this man who had lost his elegance. Sanzang only touched the well-behaved Sakura, and by the way, Touching the head of the little tiger Rin Tosaka, he nodded to Mrs. Tosaka and said:

"Let's go back. For the Tohsaka family...the Holy Grail War is over."

"Thank you, Master Tripitaka."

Tohsaka Aoi smiled and bowed to Sanzang to thank her. For this innocent wife and mother, as long as her husband and two daughters are safe, this is her greatest wish.....tomorrow I will convert to Buddhism .

On the other side, Artoria, who had returned to the Einzbern Castle, unexpectedly saw her Master Emiya Kiritsugu, Irisviel, and assistant Hisau Maiya packing their luggage.

"Master, who are you?"

"Ah...you're back."