Help! I Have Become Enlightened

According to the requirements of the Enlightenment, One Eye Ji entered the pit of FF14 directly, established a character to find the organization, and made a stable fortune in one go.

However, Ji Yan Ji still had a lot of complaints about such meaningless things, and she raised a question at the time:

"Your power is stronger than the demon god. Once there is no medium to touch the world, it will cause collapse, but I can do it for you. If I become a complete demon god, I will let an angel return to the heaven. There is no problem."

"That's true..." I don't deny One Eye Ji's words, but the enlightened one can only shake his head helplessly:

"Have you ever heard a saying that hitting the young ones will attract the old ones?"

"what?"

"It means that if she is not allowed to go home voluntarily, if this naughty angel goes to the Lord to complain, she will just wait until she is finished."

"......"

This is the so-called brat, and Gabriel, who is deeply loved by the Lord, can be said to be a super invincible brat.

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Chapter 1 The Beginning of the Party Struggle

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The existence of demon gods is a very distorted product in the forbidden world. It is obvious that the infinite power of demon gods can destroy the world and recreate the universe to change the rules, but they can still be killed by people who are not demon gods. It is outrageous.

It's like the Monkey King who was released by a laser gun in the Dragon Ball theatrical version, and the Super Saiyan who was able to fight the God of Destruction and almost exploded the universe after the aftermath, was actually broken by a laser gun and fell down. Worse than funny animation.

Even other people's funny comics still need to pay attention to the basic law, but you don't even explain it, just act it out, it's too much.

Generally speaking, the demon gods of the forbidden demons are forced to be tall, but they are faster to break through, just like Emperor Qitian was said by the demon, "Emperor Qitian, not bad", and then he was really fucked by this demon horn It's like slapping everyone in the face and insulting the IQ of the audience.

Please, everyone is not a three-year-old child, besides, you can't fool even a child with your crotch pulling performance, it is an insult to people's IQ.

Leaving aside Aleister, the chairman of Academy City, how many operations the behind-the-scenes mastermind behind the various incidents has prepared. While he is watching Gabriel's existence, surrounding the useless angel The bizarre daily life around him unfolded.

Gabriel, a good-for-nothing angel, has an older sister and an older brother. The older sister is Naive Gaial White. She has the power to destroy the world with a single finger. She is an archangel with the title of "God's Hand". Was rated as "the kindest angel in the heaven", but he was not friendly at all when he treated his sister Gabriel.

The older brother is the Archangel Gabriel, the archangel who usually guards Jesus. He is an overly beautiful male angel who told the Virgin Mary that he was pregnant with Jesus. He has been guarding Jesus since he was a baby. In addition, at the end of the year He was also entrusted by Mary to hand over the transportation expenses for going home to Jesus and ask him to go home.

In short, she originally had a kind sister and a gentle brother. Gabriel should be a gentle and kind angel, but it is a pity that she accidentally came into contact with Yuyu when she went to the human world to practice, and then turned into an angel. A hopeless useless angel house girl.

The school in the human world is on summer vacation, and Gabriel is forced by her sister, Jia Ailu, to return to the heavenly realm, but there are no computer games to play in the heavenly realm, and the useless angel feels that she can't stay for a day at all, and at this time, the forbidden world The "Angel Fall" spell was activated.

The number of angels is limited, but there are countless worlds with Bibles and religions. Usually, it is the angel's AI robot that replies, but because this thing acts according to the set program system, So it is unavoidable that sometimes some human beings will be bewildered.

So I saw the Archangel "God Power" replaced on the body of the Russian adult nun Sasha Kreutzev. It even returned to the heavens at the expense of destroying half of the earth, because it is a robot with no feelings .

And just happened to find out that there is a back door of "Angel Falling", so Gabriel sneaked out of the heaven and fell into the forbidden world, and the happy summer vacation life of the useless angel began~!

This is how Gabriel came here. When her elder sister Jia Ailu found out about this situation, she had no way to go to the forbidden world to bring back her younger sister, so she could only tell the matter to Heavenly Father Pigeon. .

So in the end, the matter fell on the head of the Enlightened One. Anyway, he was idle, and the Heavenly Father was idle.

"Do you know the laws of the heavens?"

After One Eye Ji was taken to the FF14 pit by the Enlightened One and joined the repatriation team of the waste angels, the Enlightened One who was bubbling outside the world talked to Othinus every sentence.

"A rule that angels and gods and Buddhas must abide by. Using divine power to seek property and status for oneself is a crime against the heavens. If you do this kind of behavior, you will be punished by the heavens. "

"why?"

Ji Yanji was a little curious when she heard this, but the Enlightened One didn't tell her the answer directly, but added another sentence instead.

"Also, if the angel accidentally destroys the world by mistake, he will have to write a review when he returns to the heaven."

"Are you sure the punishments for these two crimes are not reversed?"

"That's right, that's how it is."

One-eyed Ji with a head full of question marks, the laws of the people of the heavens are too confusing. It is a felony to use divine power to take advantage of it, but to destroy the world and write a self-criticism, it's too weird.

"So you are still too young, including those demon gods, who don't know the truth at all."

As an elder, the Enlightened One is going to teach One-Eyed Ji a good lesson today. He took out his identity as an experienced person, and educated him earnestly:

"There is only one way to kill a god, and that is to make the god carefree."

"Ok?"

Othinus was confused, but he realized the reason right away. After she possessed the power of a complete demon god to complement her own shortcomings, she could theoretically do anything. When a person is omnipotent, he will lose everything. Goals and motivation, people without desires... and gods, eternal existence are just walking dead.

"Theoretically speaking, I have given you the complete power of the demon god, and I still have the responsibility and obligation to teach you how to use this power properly."

As far as the enlightened one is concerned, he is not a real big villain. He gave One-eyed Princess the full power of the demon god. After he finishes his work, Kamijou Touma will suffer from disaster, so now he can bring this child back to the right path. It's good.

"What do you want me to do?" The one-eyed princess who was wondering, after knowing that the existence that gave her the complete power of the demon god transcended this world, some subtle changes occurred in her mind, and she persistently returned to the old place. The desire for the world gradually fades away, and new curiosity and thirst for knowledge appear in the heart.

"Put restrictions on yourself, don't use the power of the demon god for convenience, and live like ordinary people."

"Then what's the point of me being a Demon God?"

"Yes, ordinary people are ordinary people, you are a demon god."

"......"

What the Enlightened One said made One-eyed Ji a little speechless. What kind of logic is this? Anyway, I am a famous figure on the magic side, so it would be too cheap to be exactly like ordinary people.

Although there are many complaints and complaints in her heart, Jiyan Ji is still ready to follow the enlightened one's wishes. She has experienced a lot of hardships before becoming a demon god, so this time she should practice again.

"Well, let's go to Academy City first."

"???"

Three question marks suddenly popped up on Ji Yanji's head, what the hell...why did I go to Academy City, the request was strange.

"I asked Kamijou Touma, that "Fantasy Killer" is also helping me with the angel, but he can only connect directly when he is asleep, so I have to ask you to help me as a microphone. "

"Is this the role of my majestic Demon God?"

"Otherwise, if it weren't for being able to directly connect with "Fantasy Killer" and the Demon God, I wouldn't be bothered. "

"Ah--!"

Ji Yanji was furious in her heart, she was completely underestimated by others, and she wanted to try with her own eyes the weight of that "Phantasy Killer", something that could be crushed with just one hand.

At this point, under the instigation of the Enlightened One, One Eyed Ji rushed towards Academy City aggressively.

And during the daytime, the two students, Kamijou Touma and Tsuchimikado, still go to school. They are obviously shouldering the heavy responsibility of saving the world, but they still cannot escape the duty of students to go to class, which is sad.

"I said you two, are you secretly doing something behind my back!"

"Ah~~ blue hair earrings, why do you ask such a question."

"Do you think I don't know about your sneaky actions with Ah Shang recently?"

Grabbing Tsuchimikado's collar, the blue-haired earrings pulled him aside, looked at Kamijou Touma who was still being dragged by Fukiyose Riri who was "completely defending Kamijou's daughter", and the blue-haired earrings quietly Inquiry for:

"I heard that you have been dating the middle school students from Tokiwadai recently, and you have been running there recently."

"How could it be? At most, Kami is alone with the middle school students from Tokiwadai. It's enough for me to have Maika."

"Indeed...the probability of your steel girl changing your mind is as small as the probability of the world being destroyed."

After letting Tsuchimikado Motoharu go, Lanfa Earring continued to ask for details.

"Then, is it that he is having an affair with a middle school girl from Tokiwadai?"

"Well...well, as a brother, it's not easy for me to betray Ah Shang, but... I can reveal a little bit, Ah Shang met a lot of middle school girls in the game recently."

"Fuck!" At that moment, the blue-haired earrings grabbed Tsuchimikado's collar with both hands, and said viciously: "Damn! You two secretly play games to hook up with middle school girls, but you didn't call me, and don't give me an explanation today , just wait until the friends are exhausted!!"

"FF14, there are quite a lot of girls. If you want to play, I will introduce you."

"Since then, the two of us have been close friends regardless of each other."

It didn't take a second to change from friend to best friend, and the blue hair earrings were so powerful that it was daunting.

When school was over in the afternoon, Kamijou Touma complained frantically to Tsuchimikado: "Why did you include the blue hair earrings?"

"Any questions?"

"Problem? The problem is very serious, okay!" Kamijou covered his head in annoyance, and he said to Tsuchimikado: "Do you remember the famous saying about blue hair earrings?"

"Let's think about it..." Looking back on the famous quotes of his best friend, Tsuchimikado remembered that it seemed to be a long paragraph.

"My tolerance for women is very wide, not only the fallen heroines, including godsisters, godmothers, goddaughters, twins, widows, senior sisters, junior girls, classmates, female teachers, childhood sweethearts, Miss daughter, blond hair, black hair, brown hair, silver hair, long hair, medium long hair, short hair, straight curly hair with vermicelli in clear soup, ion perm, double ponytail, single ponytail, double braid, single braid, wave, messy curly, curled hair , sailor uniform, suit uniform, sports uniform, judo uniform, kyudo uniform, babysitter, nurse, maid, policewoman, miko, nun, soldier, secretary, loli, Zhengtai, tsundere, girl cheerleader, stewardess, waitress , black gothic outfit, white gothic outfit, cheongsam, sickly beautiful girl, white son radio wave system, paranoia, dual personality, queen, princess, stockings, suspenders, female disguise, glasses, eye masks, bandages, school swimwear , one-piece swimsuits, bikini swimsuits, V-shaped swimsuits, string swimsuits, monsters, ghosts, girls with animal ears, etc., all kinds of women are acceptable to me!"

One breath, one paragraph, alone, seeing the blue-haired earring suddenly appear behind him, Kamijou and Tsuchimikado were a little terrified, when did this guy come.

"Akami, Tsuchimikado!" His left and right hands grabbed the shoulders of Kamijou and Tsuchimikado, the blue-haired earrings smiled, but the dark and terrifying aura emerged.

"Don't you two want to secretly play with my sister behind my back again?"

"No...no, we're just going to buy erotic manga." An excuse came out of Kamijou hastily. He also nodded understandingly, and immediately said:

"It's just that Ah Shang is going to meet that middle school student from Tokiwadai, it's not a big deal."

"Um?!"

When Blue Hair Earring exploded with murderous aura and strangled Kamijou Touma's neck with both hands, Tsuchimikado Motoharu escaped triumphantly, leaving only Blue Hair Earring to press Kamijou on the ground and strangle Kamijou. The thing is really moving!

"Tsuchimikado, you bastard is plotting against me!"

"I'm sorry, Shang, the reality is so cruel, don't blame me for being mean."

Tu Yumen, who escaped catastrophe by betraying his friends, really deserves the magic name "Fallere825" (stabbing in the back).

The blue-haired earring's strangling snake continued, and Kamijou Touma couldn't escape from this lustful guy for a while, but at this moment a person appeared in front of him.

A thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl with fair skin covering her right eye with an eye patch, wearing a black three-point leather jacket that is too revealing, and a witch hat on her head, is Othinus who came to Academy City.

Kamijou crouched down and looked at Kamijou Touma, and ordered in an irresistible tone: "Kamijou Touma, I'm going to live at your house."

"Ah?" Kamijou was confused, who is she, do you know her, I have lost my memory before, I don't know if she is an acquaintance, what is my relationship with her?

"Ah!" The blue-haired earrings were deeply affected, and the one-eyed princess who exposed the witch's costume was extremely lethal to him, and the words from the one-eyed princess were even more shocking to the blue-haired earrings. The blue-haired earrings spitting out blood fell to the ground with envious and jealous eyes, unable to get up again.

"Ah..." After seeing who was coming, he tiptoed away from the Tuyumen at the scene. He might as well pretend he didn't see it. This world is getting more and more outrageous. Even the demon god Othinus If I want to live in Ah Shang's house, I'd better pretend that nothing happened.

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