Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"I told you to drink a bottle of fantasy medicine and squeeze it out again. Are you trying to scare people to death?"

"No! If there are bugs in the game who want to strike up a conversation with my sister, Heizi will run over and say kiss like this, and those bugs will run away."

"Forget it... as long as you are happy."

At this time, even Miqin had to admit that Heizi's approach was indeed effective. Sometimes people whom he didn't know in the game came to strike up a conversation. Having a weapon of great destruction by her side could save a lot of trouble.

"Let's go to book, I want a mount." Gabriel proposed, this useless angel just wanted to lie on the ground and call 999, and then use the pissed ROLL to shake the mount away and leave the team.

"Tear is straight up, I want to show her how to operate." Chuchun, the little animal, was always thinking about his best friend, and at this time, Miqin made a suggestion that made everyone feel good.

"Why don't you go to my house to play first, I am quite confident in the decoration of my house."

"Agree!"

Renzi, who just entered the pit and knows nothing, said well, Chuchun continued to explain the operation to her, but Gabriel didn't care, anyway, as long as she can soak in the game, she can do anything.

When Mikoto's friend was added to teleport to her residence, Gabriel was shocked at first.

"It's actually an L-shaped mansion in Baiyin Township. How did you snatch this kind of house?!"

A few days into the pit, she has been a waste angel who has upgraded the main line of the liver. She has never visited her mentor's house, so when she saw Miqin's house for the first time, she was stunned. Being able to buy it is more luck than grabbing a house, this kind of thing can only be snatched by good luck.

"Ahem...luck, good luck."

Miqin said in embarrassment, and Shirai Heizi who was on the side secretly made a look of contempt. She knew that her elder sister used her ability to hack the data to get the house, but it is not appropriate to say such things.

Then, at the invitation of the owner of the mansion, Mikoto, several girls went into her mansion for a visit. Seeing the beautiful and elegant Japanese-style decoration, people couldn't help but want to rest here.

"If there is a submerged game cabin, the experience here will be very comfortable."

According to Mikoto, the technology of Academy City is 30 to [-] years higher than that of the outside world, and it is not a problem in terms of games. There are game devices in Academy City that allow people to dive into all five senses, but only a few of them have updated supporting data. Games only apply.

"That kind of thing is casual. Later, I want to find a big boss to take me to kill it."

Gabriel's dull dragon rider yawned, and then lay down on the tatami of Misaka's house, the useless angel was always unable to get up.

"By the way! Mikoto-senpai, does Tokiwa Taichung High School allow you to play games?"

Saten Ruiko asked a sudden question, and Mikoto didn't need to answer it at all, so Kuroko said it proudly.

"Of course not, it's just that my ability is "space movement", so I just need to bring the computer in secretly. "

"It's really a convenient ability."

Saten Saten, with starry eyes, is very envious. She really wants to have her own abilities, but Saten who has already died once will never believe in anything else. This will only cause trouble for herself and her friends. .

"If you don't have superpowers, you can just learn magic."

Gabriel, who was yawning, of course knew that there was a magic side in this world, but the words of the useless angel stunned the girls, and they all treated it as a joke.

"You really know how to joke, innocent sauce. If there is magic, I want to see it too."

"Well... I'll see you if you have a chance."

The useless angel responded to Saenko's words, Gabriel didn't want to ruin her depraved and happy life now, just keep it as it is, um... there is no need to do more.

However, the conversations of the girls accidentally fell into the ears of others. A green algae head who is good at eavesdropping on gossip and gossip, he took over the work of the pigeon's heavenly father to find the angel who ran out to play.

only......

"Can't get in..."

The enlightened one was thinking, he couldn't squeeze in this forbidden world, was it because he was too fat?No way, I'm not fat in my body shape.

But looking at the fragility of the bubble-like world in front of him, once he forcibly intervenes, it will disappear into thin air, so he has to think about the correct diving posture.

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Chapter 6 Kamijou Touma

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Enlightened beings cannot enter this world. How should I put it... To describe it specifically, it is a fish tank with several goldfishes, and suddenly a whale wants to come in. Impossible to stuff into a goldfish tank.

However, generally speaking, this kind of situation does not exist in the normal world. Usually the world is based on the basic laws of physics. The universe was born from the big bang of the singularity. Altered existence.

But... there is such a world where the laws of physics and mathematical theorems can be changed by people at will. In this world, there are some magicians who have stepped into the realm of gods, and they can change the fundamental laws of the world.

For example, life must die, apples must fall from top to bottom, one plus one equals two... These are the laws that will never change in the world.

And magicians who have reached the realm of gods, known as demon gods, can rewrite the laws, one plus one will become three, apples will fall from bottom to top, and dead lives will definitely be resurrected.

Demon gods can do such things. According to the observation of the enlightened, this has a lot to do with the composition of the forbidden world. The normal universe is a physical universe born from the singularity big bang, and the universe where the forbidden world is located... ..is a world born from the overlapping of multiple religious worldviews.

how to say?It is roughly the same as the myth that the pigeon heavenly father created the world. People who believe in God believe that God created the world. Chinese mythology has the legend of Pan Gu creating the world, Indian mythology has Brahma creation, Norse mythology has Ymir, and Greek mythology is chaos. Chaos.

This world is like a suture monster. The origins of many mythical worlds are like filter paper wrapping the universe layer by layer. This is the essence of the forbidden world.

Because the world itself is the product of myths, the laws that will never change can be rewritten by the demon gods at will. Even everything in the universe can be reshaped and created by the power of the demon gods, which is very normal.

The singularity universe is based on the laws of physics, while the mythical universe is based on the gods and religions. Just like the dove, the heavenly father cooed that there would be light, and light appeared in the world.

As a result, the Enlightened One cannot enter the forbidden world. He has the weight that represents the benchmark of "Buddhism". .

You must know that after only one Gabriel was pulled down to the human world, the impact of her fall caused a "role replacement" effect on people all over the world. You perform an instant explosion.

Although he knew before that the world of Moban was very strange, the Enlightened One didn't feel much about it, but when he saw this world in person, he realized that it turned out to be so strange.

"This is so embarrassing..."

Looking at the mythical universe in his right palm, the Enlightened One fell into deep thinking... What's wrong with this, he can't get in at all, he has to find a way.

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Kamijou Touma, with the "Phantasy Killer" on his right hand, has the special ability to make all superpowers and magic disappear. He is a good young man who is brave enough to do justice, but ordinary people are a little unlucky...the one who is similar to Wang Jiang Kind of lucky E.

Kamijou Touma has an unlucky physique, and any unlucky things can happen to him, such as losing his wallet as usual today, and being gnawed on the head by his nun pet, but this is not a big problem, Kamijou Tiao Touma still has to live strong.

In his sleep at night, Kamijou Touma vaguely felt a voice coming from his ear, who was calling him...

"The angel fell....the angel did not return to heaven...."

"Caution...the end of the world...."

Words like these kept echoing in his ears and in his mind. When Kamijou Touma woke up in the morning, he rubbed the dark circles under his eyes. Last night, he always felt that someone was whispering in his ears, and he didn’t sleep well at all. .

"Dang Ma Dang Ma—it's time for breakfast!"

Seeing the starving nun raised at home running to his side with a star-eyed look on his face, Kamijou Touma just sighed. Because of various misfortunes, his living expenses, which were not much, were raised by a nun with a big stomach. It became a mosquito leg.

Getting up and getting out of bed, he opened the refrigerator and found that there was nothing in it. Kamijou swallowed his saliva, and said in a slightly flattering tone:

"There is nothing to eat in the refrigerator, Miss Index, how about this morning..."

"Touma!!"

"Ahhh - I'll go out and buy breakfast right away!"

Kamijou Touma was almost bitten on the head by a nun again, and Kamijou Touma was forced to go out to buy something to fill the stomach of the starving ghost.

"Unfortunate—!"

It's obviously a beautiful weekend, why do I have to suffer this kind of crime when I don't have to go to school? Whenever I go out, there will always be no good things.

Sighing Kamijou Touma, he walked into the supermarket with a troubled look on his face, bought some bread to fill the mouth of the nun with a big stomach, and the cashier gave him a lottery ticket when he checked out, usually as a thank you for your patronage In the end, when Kamijou Touma was scratched away, the words "Special Prize" appeared in bright red.

"Ah... you won the lottery!?"

"Congratulations, sir! The grand prize is 10 yen, please come and accept the prize."

"I......"

Hearing the cashier's congratulations, Kamijou Touma completely doubted whether he was dreaming, isn't it real?

But when the 10 yen was in his hands, Kamijou Touma realized that he was not dreaming, but... definitely in danger!

According to the practice of my unfortunate physique, generally speaking, after winning a big prize, I will immediately encounter extremely unfortunate and unlucky things. This is the law of conservation of misfortune.

However..... When Kamijou Touma returned to his dormitory with a nervous face and a very vigilant face, he didn't encounter any unfortunate accidents at all. This development is simply a hell.

"It shouldn't be..." Kamijou Touma wondered if he really started to change his luck, and Index, who was satisfied with eating bread, felt that Touma was strange, so the nun asked.

"What's the matter, Touma?"

"Actually it's like this..."

Feeling that the situation was different, Kamijou Touma told Index what happened to him just now, and the nun with a big stomach immediately became very serious.

"There will definitely be big things happening. When you have such good luck, there will definitely be very bad things after that."

"Sure enough...I think so too."

"So—in order to avoid the [-] yen being wasted, let's go to the restaurant and eat enough right now, and use up all the money!"

"Wait...Miss Index, you didn't say that on purpose to satisfy your own stomach, did you?"

Stared at by Touma with scrutiny, Index didn't feel ashamed at all, she raised her head and raised her non-existent chest, and said with arrogance:

"Anyway, if you have money in your hands, you will lose it immediately. It's better to spend it quickly."

"No... there is no refutation."

I have to say that what the little nun said was too heartbreaking. Kamijou Touma felt a little bit sorry for the money he had finally gotten back with great luck, but it would be even more distressing if he thought about it being lost. It is indeed best to use it up quickly.

"Then let's go to the fourth school district to play today."

"Long live—Long live Toma!"

Because of a windfall, Kamijou Touma changed his plan of staying at home in the dormitory this weekend, and planned to take his big stomach nun to the fourth school district to play.

On the other side, the girls who met in the game quickly got closer. Saten Ruiko proposed to come out to play together today. Although Gabriel, the abandoned angel at home, was completely unwilling, she was still dragged Pulled it out, who made the fixed group in the game now consist of these few people, it would be really boring to be alone without them.

"Do you want to go to the movies today?"

The young girl Leizi is always so lively, but after she took the lead in making a proposal, the other girls had different opinions.

Hatsuharu: "I want to visit the newly opened maid shop of Missy in the fourth school district!"

Shirai Heizi: "As long as I'm with Big Sister, Heizi, I'm very happy, hehe~!"

Misaka Mikoto: "I want to go to the game hall, but I haven't been there for a long time."

Gabriel: "I want to go home..."