Help! I Have Become Enlightened
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Let the integration movement invade Longmen and drive Ursas and Yan Kingdom to fight. This is just Tallulah's easy way to achieve her own goals. Using conspiracy to incite the war will cause the entire Terra to be in turmoil, and the natural disaster will come as scheduled .
"However, the method of mass production can't be fixed for a while, and my mother has worked very hard."
It's rare for a Gudazi to say a good word for Tiamat. It's true that Tiama is working hard every day to rub Xinyuan stone worms, and there is no time to play.
It's just that the situation in Longmen is a little critical now. All the infected people of the integration movement have stolen their homes, and they will all rise up if there is any trouble. The Longmen Guards Bureau is beyond its power.
Even if [-] pigs were released to Longmen to catch them for three days and three nights, it would not be enough to catch them, let alone those infected by the integration movement who were particularly capable of causing trouble. Once there is chaos, there is really no way to suppress the riots.
Just imagine how troublesome it really is. When Tallulah and Kelsey were silent because of this problem, Gudazi's eyes suddenly lit up, and she thought of a good solution.
"If you have an idea, leave it to me."
"Huh?" Kelsey was surprised, and she asked first: "You don't want to turn the dragon gate upside down, do you?!"
"No, if Longmen blows up, where can I go whoring Longmen coins for free?"
Kelsey was a little relieved, but she hurriedly asked again: "Then are you going to turn Ursus upside down!?"
"No...what is my image in your eyes? I'm the wise person in Rhodes Island!"
"Ah....."
Kelsey, who sneered at Gudazi's complaint, is indeed the kind who is "wise" and loses his mind every day.
However, it is not advisable to make too many jokes, and you must maintain a serious attitude in serious matters. After Kelsey coughed lightly and changed her image back, she asked again:
"Then what can you do?"
"I know a friend who is very good at preaching. He happened to be in Longmen. As soon as he came forward to participate in the integration movement of Longmen, all of them converted to religion within minutes."
"?"
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Greetings from Kelsey and Tallulah didn't mean that they had a problem, but they suspected that there was something wrong with the Rhodes Island Swordsman Tower's mind, and his words were completely illogical and reasonable. Is reality the venue of the story?
It's a pity that ordinary people can't understand the realm of the boss. After Gu Dazi slapped the table, he made a decision like this, and no other people's rebuttals are allowed.
"I'm going to Longmen first, you guys talk slowly."
Seeing that Gudazi just left and ran away, Kelsey and Tallulah stared at each other and had nothing to say. Isn't this a bit of a joke?
But the boss will always be your boss, and the Gudazi quickly ran to the Longmen to find Jesus, and the Holy Son prophet was looking at something with very deep eyes. The little sheep electric car in the glass cabinet car.
"Boss, help!"
Gudazi, who had asked Jesus for help as soon as she appeared, had lost her mind and asked Jesus for help under the somewhat surprised eyes of the Holy Son.
"In Longmen City, there are some infected people of the integration movement. They plan to set off a riot. Because there are too many people and too many people to find out, so I can only ask you."
"Please? What are you doing... Let me tell you first, I don't want to join the underworld."
Regardless of the fact that there is always a heavenly father dove watching over his head, what kind of position is Jesus, the boss of the way, why the first reaction of the boss of Jesus is to join the underworld, which is thought-provoking.
It's just that Gudazi didn't pay too much attention to this. She carefully explained the method she thought of to Master Jesus.
"If those people were converted to Christ, wouldn't everyone be happy, no one would be injured, and it wouldn't cause a war."
"Huh?! That's really a good way to say it."
Jesus, who is kind-hearted by nature, thinks this is a good idea. As long as it is not something that hurts others, he can do his best to help.
"That's how it is. The infected people in the dragon gate will be handed over to me. I will let them keep their place and believe in the Heavenly Father, so that they will not bring chaos and destruction."
"Okay, then please, sir~!"
After leaving the troublesome problems to the boss to solve, Gu Dazi ran away happily and heartlessly again, and went to play with Sir Chen when he had nothing to do now, assaulting the police or something... ...Excellent!
With a little trouble in his hands, Jesus was not busy carrying out missionary activities. He continued to focus on the electric car body of the little sheep in the glass cabinet. This thing——is super awesome!
........
It was three days later, and the Enlightened Being in the Abyss Sea could finally take a breather. He worked so hard to release his perfect work, clang~~~ Bikini Castle in the bottom of the Abyss.
Use four ancient gods to pinch the protagonist, SpongeBob SquarePants, the king in yellow clothes, Pai Daxing, the invisible lord, Brother Octopus, the lord of the abyss, and Boss Crab, the king of the deep sea. .
The residents of Beechburg were made out of deep-sea fish. Anyway, they said they didn't have much IQ, so they made a lot of happy passers-by supporting roles.
The script of the king in yellow will tell the story in the deep sea: a city called Beechburg, there is a Krab King restaurant, which has delicious crab cakes, and the secret of the unknown crab cakes formula.
As for those Agors who had been deprived of their souls, their bodies depended on them, and their souls were also there, so they were all sent back to the cities of Agors in the deep sea by the enlightened ones. For human beings, the story in the abyss will be a long, long nightmare.
Going back and forth to deal with some details of the BUG, to ensure that the script of SpongeBob SquarePants played by the ancient god can be played back and forth at least for at least another 1 years, and the enlightened one will leave the deep sea. He worked hard and worked hard, and he was sorry for himself if he didn't touch the fish and get it back.
It's just that the enlightened one was shocked the moment he returned to Rhodes Island!
"What are you doing?"
Seeing that almost all the operators were dressed as nuns or monks, Jue Zhe wondered if he had gone to the wrong set. Fortunately, Amiya, who was wearing a small and exquisite nun costume, ran out to explain.
"It's actually like this. Christ told us to love our neighbor as ourselves, to resolve all injustice and injustice with love, and to fight for love."
"?"
The enlightened person's mind is full of big question marks, but he can still realize what kind of situation it is, so he asks the nun and little donkey in front of him.
"Christ is at Longmen."
"Hmm~ Lord Christ is preaching at Longmen. I heard that Lateran's vigilante dared to come. Everyone worships Christ very much."
"Why do you all believe in religion?"
"Master Christ taught the infected to live in peace with ordinary people, and even the infected in the integration movement gave up their struggles, so everyone in Rhode Island also believed in the words of Christ."
"Okay..." The style of the painting was so surprising that the enlightened one couldn't read it anymore. After thinking about it, he asked Amiya again. "Where is the Swordsman Tower?"
"Swordsman Tower and Teacher Teresia are together."
"All right, I'll go see her first."
After waving goodbye to the little donkey, the Enlightened One went to find Gudazi. There is no need to think about the current scene. It must have something to do with this guy, so I have to go to her and ask her for clarification.
As for where Gudazi and Theresia are, this is not a problem. On Rhodes Island, if Gudazi and Theresia are together, there will definitely be a third party.
"boom--!"
After hearing the deafening explosion, the Enlightened One turned a corner and went to Theresia's operator's room. At this time, the door of the room was wide open, and Gudazi and Dabuliu were fighting each other. Teresia, with an angelic smile on her face, was advising the two to stop, but it was of no use.
"I knew you, a bug, wanted to get close to Theresia, die for me!"
W who threw the bomb at Gudazi, but the Swordsman Tower of Rhodes Island received the bomb in his hand without fear, and stuffed it into his hood by the way, and then pulled the cap down, only to hear After an explosion, Gu Dazi pulled up the hood again, unharmed.
Rhode Island's Swordsman Tower's magic tricks, in addition to stuffing bombs into it, can also perform the unique operation of cooking instant noodles in the hood, which ordinary people can't do at all.
But now is not the time to watch Gudazi perform his unique skills. In a situation where two women are fighting for a husband, that would be full of murderous intent.
At this moment, as the swordsman tower of Rhodes Island, Gudazi showed her majesty and arrogance. Facing Dabuliu who hindered herself and Theresia from sticking together, Gudazi just smiled evilly.
"Don't think I don't know what you're thinking, you want to drive me away and post with Theresa, right?"
"Hmph! So what, beauties are only for the strong."
Da Buliu smiled contemptuously, but unfortunately she was still too sweet. When W said these words, the figure in front of her disappeared instantly.
In the next moment, a pair of evil hands stretched out from behind W and grabbed her overly attractive European style, and Gudazi's hey laughter rang out from W's ears.
"You said that, beauty~~~ Now you belong to me!"
"---ah!!"
W is too young, she just thought that Gudazi was greedy for Theresia, but she never thought that this swordsman tower, who is not as good as a beast, is also greedy for her body, the picture that is too peachy and pink makes people blush and shy, Trey Xi Ya covered her eyes in embarrassment, but left a gap to peek secretly.
If it continues, it may become a prohibited R18 site. The Enlightened One does not want to be caught by the river crab. He waved to the passing operator Ling Yu. Borrowed it, and then just aimed at it.
The long halberd pierced through Gudazi's doctor's coat, and nailed her to the wall together with her clothes. Da Buliu, who was able to escape, hurriedly straightened her clothes that were exposed in spring, and was almost killed by the beast swordsman tower. It worked.
"Fuck! What are you doing!!"
The old driver of Qiu Mingshan just wanted to show off his drifting skills, but someone stepped on the brakes and turned over the cliff on the spot. Gudazi, he was so angry, he was so angry when he saw the Enlightened One walking in front of her Do not call one place.
"Heh—" With an indifferent smile, the Enlightened One tore the halberd out of the wall, returned the weapon to Lingyu, and then dragged Gudazi away by the collar, not forgetting to give it to Lingyu when she left. The two people in the room say hello.
"Go ahead, I'll take this thing away."
"......"
If this can continue, there will be ghosts, Dabuliu and Theresia, who are red-faced, shame on them!
"Fuck the yarn, I almost made that W into a dawg."
Gu Dazi, who was being carried away by the enlightened one, complained loudly, but the enlightened one didn't want to touch her at all. He just came back from work and said he wanted to touch a fish. As a result, the painting style of the whole Rhodes Island changed. If it was later, I'm afraid it would be so The whole of Terra has believed in Christianity, and this Gudazi is really capable of causing trouble.
After walking to the office of the Swordsman Tower, the Enlightened One threw the gurgler back on her office chair, then found a place for herself to sit down, and asked in a deep voice:
"Why did you ask Jesus to preach?"
"Because the conflicts between infected people and ordinary people are too troublesome, it's better to let the big bosses take them away with a wave of missionaries. I don't want to use my brain." Sitting on my office chair, Gu Dazi stretched With his head in his mouth, he said it, telling the truth.
"Okay..." The Enlightened One has nothing to blame her for. It is indeed a very good way to let Jesus preach, but the sequelae of religion are often very serious. You must know about the Crusades. Children are brought about by religious reasons.
But I didn't drag Gudazi here to talk about it, he came to say goodbye before leaving.
"I've taken care of everything in the deep sea, and the rest of Terra's problems are not too troublesome. You should be able to take care of it yourself."
"Eh? You mean you're leaving!"
"Well, I'm not as idle as you. I have other things to do."
After solving the main doomsday problem of Terra, the rest are some trivial matters. The Swordsman Tower in Rhodes Island can be perfectly solved, and the enlightened beings have no reason to stay here.
"I still have things to do over there in Hakoniwa. I will go on a business trip to another world in the future. After you have had enough fun here, it's almost time to go back."
"Hmm! I know, you can leave at ease, there is no problem!!"
Looking at Gudazi's expression of being a villain, it seems that she can be lawless after the old father leaves, but it is a pity that the Enlightened One will not let her succeed.
"After that, I will ask Jesus to help take care of you, so don't think about GHS."
"Provoke! Are you a devil!!"
"Sorry, I am the Enlightened One, and the other one is Jesus."
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