Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"Miao, you big-headed ghost, if you can solve this matter with your fists, I don't even bother to go to the deep sea, just file this place flat."

Knocking Gudazi's head educationally, the Enlightened One continued to add:

"Just go and communicate a little more, and then... let's go!"

After the right palm was reversed and the gurgling was sent to the front of this plane, the enlightened person explained to the two sisters who were confused and didn't know it.

"Don't think too much, this time it's better to go sightseeing in the abyss."

"oh" x2

After seeing too many things beyond the scope of common sense and understanding, Skadi and Slude both chose to give up thinking.

After Gudazi’s second spin, she came to the frontal space alone, and the Agors and their town appeared before her eyes again, but this time there was no music and dance to welcome her, but a yellow The man in robe appeared in front of him.

The person in the yellow robe, it has no face, under the hood is twisted tentacles, both hands and feet are tentacles, there are countless tentacles behind it that are constantly twisting and entangled, looking at it makes people lose their SAN value .

"Hey! Dude, you look so unique, with a dick on your face."

A certain Mr. Void Mask felt offended by what Gudazi said, but now it is no longer a dick face... well, it has become a panty face.

The ancient god in yellow just watched the human beings in front of him quietly, and then uttered weird words with a mouth that didn't exist, but anyone could understand them.

"It's the Lord of the Abyss who asked you to come here..."

"That's right, Brother Octopus asked us to come."

"You and your companions... are not affected by my script."

"What script?"

Gu Dazi, a good student who likes to ask questions every day, but Huangyi Ancient God feels that it is really troublesome to communicate with low-IQ humans, and it takes a lot of time to explain.

"Music...dance, these are my scripts."

"That's it?"

Seeing the human being looking at him like a younger brother, the ancient god in yellow clothes felt offended. He really wanted to let the human being know how powerful he was, but from a rational point of view, he still had to endure it. .

"Human, what are you doing here?"

"Report your name first, Brother Squidward says it doesn't know what your name is."

"Is my name..."

The tentacles floated on the face of the ancient god in yellow. It had been a long time since he gave his name to humans, but this name seemed to be banned by humans.

"My name... Humans used to call me the King in Yellow Clothes."

"Have not heard."

Gu Dazi spread her hands, expressing that she didn’t know the name, she said something, she knew that a Ke Zongfa candy was almost enough, at most there was a Naia BB, Hasta had never heard of it, Haska and Si Kaha does know.

I don't know whether it's because the human beings in front of me are ignorant, or because his name is unknown, but the King in Yellow is not an ancient god who cares about his reputation, he just acts according to his own interests and hobbies.

There are not many people in this poor place in the Abyss Sea Territory. It seems that every ancient god can't bear the long-term loneliness and boredom. After talking with Gudazi for a few words, the king in yellow simply continued to chat for a while.

"Why aren't you influenced by my script?"

"I don't know, maybe it's too bad."

"Human...you actually said my script is bad!"

"Otherwise, the devil would know what the strange music and dance was just now."

The script of the ancient god in yellow has extraordinary influence. Even the Argors, a race full of resistance points, will be recruited. It's just that in front of people who are immune to the power of the ancient god, they will find that all of them are in front of them. What is it.

Boring arguments are meaningless, Huangyi Ancient God felt that he had to write and revise the script afterward, and deal with the human affairs in front of him first.

"What did the Lord of the Abyss ask you to come here?"

"No, I just asked it how many ancient gods there are here, just come and have a look."

"That's all?"

"of course not."

It’s all here, of course, I have to explain my behavior and purpose clearly. Although Gu Dazi is going to finish this thing in a second and clear the customs, but the Enlightened One has confessed to let her talk more to collect information.

"There are often Pai Daxing and Boss Crab coming out to make trouble in the deep sea. In order to solve the source of the matter, we have come to the abyss."

"Over there in the deep sea, the same goal as these people."

The king in yellow is surrounded by Agors, and he knows that things in the deep sea are very normal, but the ancient god in the abyss doesn't want to pay too much attention to other things.

This is the first time I met a person like Gudazi who will not be affected by my own script. The king in yellow might as well communicate with her more. You must know that since a long time ago, it wanted to talk to humans, but it went crazy when it met people. Or die, the king in yellow is also very embarrassed.

However, after living in the abyss for so long, some things are common to the king in yellow, so after knowing the purpose of Gudazi's actions, the ancient god might as well tell her some things.

"Since the Lord of the Abyss asked you to come, did he tell you that the soul of the invisible Lord was taken away by me, so in order to maintain the environment of the deep sea, the King of the Deep Sea changed himself into the same state to fight against the invisible? Lord."

"Yeah, do you want to say it lied to me?"

"No, it's true."

"It seems that you are the culprit."

Well, the parties have already pleaded guilty, and when Gu Dazi was considering whether to punch him to death, the king in yellow slowly spoke again.

"The only difference is that the invisible lord was plotted against by the abyss lord, and then I took its soul away."

"Hmm! Do you behave like a [-]-year-old boy?"

"No, it should be the master of the abyss who is the mastermind, and I can be counted as an accomplice."

Among the four ancient gods in the abyss, except for the king in yellow who is a latecomer, the other octopuses, crabs, and starfish are all aboriginals. It is difficult to explain the relationship between them with enemies and friends.

"I'm only interested in the script. To capture the soul of the invisible king is to build the stage. Only the soul of the ancient god can carry everything on the stage and it will not be broken over time."

"Speaking of human language, I can't understand it."

"The Agors have a lifespan limit. It is very rare for a person to come to the abyss. It would be a pity if they died. It would be troublesome to let them live here. I only like the honest stage puppet."

"what do you mean?"

Gu Dazi looked sideways at the Agor people around him. Except for their eyes being absent-minded and lacking self-awareness, these people did not look like dead people at all, and all of them were alive with vigor.

"I used the soul of the invisible lord to build this stage, and stopped the time of the Agor people, so that they can play an eternal script for me."

"Emotions, you are a ten thousand year dead house."

He expressed contempt for the king in yellow who squatted in the abyss just to play with figures, but Gudazi reacted instantly.

"By the way, why are you spending so much effort? If you want the Agors to go to the deep sea to catch a few at any time, wouldn't it be enough?"

"Huh? Don't you know that neither the Lord of the Abyss nor I can get out?"

"Wait?! You can't get out."

"That's right, only the invisible lord and the deep sea lord who have lost their self-awareness can go out when they become billions of clones."

It seems that things are getting more and more interesting, Gudazi continued to ask the king in yellow for the reason.

"Why can't you get out of here?"

"The abyss sea area is a cage. Except for the king of the deep sea who is an aborigine here, I, the lord of the abyss, and the invisible lord are all imprisoned here."

"Hey! Who locked you up?"

"Other ancient gods, those guys who live on the opposite side of the deep sea."

The king in yellow said that there are indeed ancient gods on Terra, and they don't know how many there are. The Gudazi listener said that the ancient gods on the land of Terra can be regarded as orderly, kind or absolutely neutral. Doesn't do any harm to the world.

"I get it! Tell me honestly, what did you do that was so unconscionable?"

"The Lord of the Abyss wanted to drive the deep sea to submerge the continent. It did this in the last era and caused the end of the world. In the end, it was besieged by the ancient gods on land and imprisoned here."

"The invisible lord will never be able to fill his stomach. It wants to devour all creatures on land, but it is also beaten and thrown down."

"As for me... I just caught some people and put on a little stage play."

Upon hearing the words of the king in yellow, Gu Dazi expressed her disdain. She looked at this shameful ancient god with contempt and asked:

"Be honest, the specific quantity and scale."

"There are hundreds of millions of people, just one country."

"Deserved!"

Skirt: 9④⑤9③1705

Chapter 1 Bikini Bottom

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In the deep sea of ​​Terra, four ancient gods are imprisoned in the abyss.

The lord of the abyss who set off the tide of doom, the lord of the invisible with endless appetite, the king of the deep sea who keeps the ocean in balance, and the king in yellow who loves script performances.

They were imprisoned in the deep sea due to different reasons, and they could not see the light of day in this unfathomable dark abyss, but now... everything will change.

The wonderful night where the black star rises, the wonderful moon that moves in the night, but what is even more wonderful is that the script of the lost Calcosa, the king in yellow, is about to open.

Well...that's how the script is written, but I don't know how it actually works.

The King in Yellow wrapped the script it wrote in its tentacles and handed it to Gu Dazi. We at the Swordsman Tower in Rhodes Island watched it and gave her an evaluation.

"The city of R'lyye floated out of the deep sea, and the ancient gods destroyed the world. Why is it still so old-fashioned?"

"Hmm...you say my script is old-fashioned?!"

"Of course, the theme of destroying the world has long been out of fashion, and I don't know how long it has been out of date."

"Then tell me, what good scripts do humans have today?"

Regarding the things he loves, the King in Yellow does not communicate with reservations, but he considers himself the greatest playwright among the ancient gods.

"Let me tell you the story of who lived in the big pineapple in the deep sea."

I don't know what's wrong with Gudazi. After she chatted with the king in yellow, her mind started to develop wonderfully, and she told the king in yellow the story of children's memories turned into children's insoles.

After hearing the weird and bizarre story of SpongeBob SquarePants, not only did the King in Yellow not feel bored, but the tentacles on his back started to squirm crazily.

At the missionary scene of children’s insoles, after the Enlightenment brought Skadi and Slude back from the opposite side of the space, they saw that Gudazi was getting close to the king in yellow, and they were happily muttering about something. He didn't bother.