Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"It seems that the fat green-skinned octopus in the sea woke up and polluted many people who became its believers. Heavenly Father sent a big flood to wash the land by the way."

"What is the prophecy of the Apocalypse?"

"It is said that there will be bear children coming to visit in the future, so the heavenly father has prepared the doomsday procedure in advance to facilitate cleaning."

"........"

The Enlightened One was speechless, but he realized one thing at this time, the world of Terra... seems to have ancient gods? !

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Chapter 5

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I don't know if I don't hear it, I'm startled when I hear it.

The doomsday setting made by Heavenly Father Pigeon is to facilitate the one-click formatting of the world. If there are ancient gods or foreign gods coming to the world to make trouble, the end of the world will come in minutes.

After chatting with Jesus for a while, the enlightened person took the initiative to end the topic. He felt that he had to investigate this matter. The righteous fisherman felt that he could not sit idly by, and he would guard the world of Terra.

First of all, we need to investigate the doomsday setting of the ancient gods and Heavenly Father in the world of Terra. For this question, Gudazi from Rhodes Island can help a lot.

Escapism is a regular skill of enlightened beings. As soon as the front foot disappeared from Lateran, the back foot appeared in Rhodes Island. A certain green algae knocked on the door of the office of Swordsman Tower, and saw that he was still molesting the little lamb school girl on a daily basis Gudazi, the enlightened one will come.

"You want to apologize to all Rhodes Island operators for doing this!"

"Why are you yelling so loudly? If you have any complaints, go to Kelsey."

"Take a ga! Oral slap."

"I choose death!"

After the master's tricks and the stalking, after a completely inconsistent stalk exchange, Gudazi asked Aiyafala to go out of the office first, and she could see that there would be absolutely no good things for a fisherman to come.

"You need to act to do something."

"Why don't you go?"

"Because I have other things."

"Tsk... If this seems familiar, Musta of Chaldea won't fall for the same trick."

"You are now the Swordsman Tower of Rhodes Island."

Ming people don't speak dark words, because they are all nonsense, and the enlightened one simply told Gudazi what he entrusted.

"Actually, I want you to find your happy killer whale and inquire about the news about the ancient gods in the deep sea."

"Why, do you want to become a hunter in Yanan?"

"I have knees, thanks."

After hacking the hunter and the undead, the Enlightened One probably told Gudazi the news he got from Jesus, and the Swordsman Tower in Rhodes Island finally understood the seriousness of the matter. joke.

"The Heavenly Father's doomsday setting exists in the world of Terra. If the ancient gods make a big move, it will trigger the end of the world. It feels a little weird."

"I'm more concerned about the setting. I need you to help inquire about the intelligence information of the ancient gods, and I'm going to explore the specific setting of the end of the world."

"Shouldn't you just ask Heavenly Father about this kind of thing?"

"Heavenly Father said it has long forgotten, who can remember so many worlds?"

"Skills are not as good as others, and you are willing to bow down."

There is no way of knowing how many worlds Heavenly Father Pigeon has created with doomsday settings, but the enlightened ones are very clear that the end of the world on Terra is coming soon.

It is almost already aware of what the doomsday setting of the Terra world is, but the enlightened ones need to do more research and research.

"Split up and act separately, and contact again when there is a situation."

After explaining the matter, the enlightened person disappeared again, Gudazi scratched her head, and jumped up from the office chair, she had to act as well.

Called Master Long, who was in the same dormitory as the Ranger and 12F, and looked at Azi Dakaha who was still thinking about the confusion of life, Gu Dazi said angrily:

"You have three heads, you can think about problems with two heads."

"I have three heads, but only one mind."

"Then don't think about it, it's a waste of time anyway."

The wayward words made Master Long irrefutable, and Gudazi swaggered ready to go out. She first went to find her little donkey and asked where a certain happy orca man was.

"Miss Skadi's words seem to have gone to Casimir."

"Master Long, let's go!"

Gu Dazi called Pipilong because he wanted him to be a tool for him. After all, Quan Taila ran faster than this "absolute evil" demon king, except for the feeling of fish that came with him.

"By the way, Timmy will take care of you for the time being, little donkey."

"It's not a little donkey!!"

Amiya was very angry, but Gudazi had already climbed onto Master Long's back and flew into the sky without a trace, only the little lamb school girl came to her side to comfort the poor little donkey.

"Don't be angry, senior, she's always like this, but it's not malicious."

"So, I'm a little rabbit, not a little donkey!"

But Amiya, who is clearly a chimera but always calls herself a little rabbit, is a crumb, so whether she is a chimera of a rabbit and a donkey, or a mule and a donkey, is an unsolvable problem.

After Tiamat came to Rhodes Island, she still lived a happy life on benefits, but now Kelsey was asked to cooperate with Tima's work, because even Tiama could bestow wisdom on her creations, making those creations toward Evolve in the direction you want.

However, the evolution of life is full of uncertainties, and Queen Mother Kai seems to have a deep understanding of the content of biological evolution in addition to her professional knowledge as a doctor.

Although I don't know what Kelsey did before, but with her help, there has been a lot of progress in creating a new life form that can devour the origin stone.

Although speaking, there is a live example of eating Originium on the spot, the out-of-wit swordsman tower in Rhodes Island...

Gudazi rode a Pipilong towards Casimir. It seemed that it would take some time to find a certain happy killer whale, but it was not a big problem.

After the Enlightened One disappeared from Rhodes Island, he returned to Lateran immediately, and he continued to ask the boss Jesus for information.

It’s just that after the Enlightened One left, Jesus began to preach to the people of Sakota every day. The angels surrounded the prophet very sincerely, praying sincerely and listening to the teachings of the Holy Son.

Alright... Seeing the posture, he couldn't interrupt the work of the big brother Jesus. The Enlightened One decided to do other things first. He simply switched the world line again and appeared in a small Japanese-style apartment in front of the door.

He reached out and knocked on the door, and soon the door opened, revealing the Buddha with the face of the evil ghost Rakshasa.

But seeing that the visitor was not Jesus, the Buddha's expression changed instantly, and he greeted enthusiastically:

"Enlightened One, you are here."

"Ask, if it was Jesus who knocked on the door just now, Buddha, what would you do?"

"I just learned the thunderbolt style "Bodhi crossing life" from the Buddha, and it should be useful. "

have to! The "Dari Tathagata Heart Sutra" is ready to be used. It seems that it is better for Jesus not to come back for the time being, otherwise he will really die or be injured.

Originally, I wanted to ask Jesus for mercy or something, but now I have to let a certain holy son come in person. Anyway, even if he dies, he can be resurrected in three days with full blood and full state.

But the people had already arrived, so the Enlightened One still said something casually.

"Jesus' words, because Heavenly Father set the end of the world on Terra, and now He is helping to save the world."

Although it is essentially preaching, you might as well say some good things for the big brother Jesus to cover up, and sell some favors that will always come in handy.

But when he heard that Jesus was doing something serious, the Buddha's expression became somewhat better, and he nodded and shook his head again.

"It's rare to take a vacation once every 3000 years, but since it's an important matter, I'd better forgive him."

"That would be wonderful, and Jesus would be very happy."

Seeing that the conflict between the big bosses seemed to have eased, the Enlightened Ones couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, but then the Buddha asked.

"Is there any difficulty for Jesus alone? Is there anything I can help?"

"That's not true, but it's Christmas over there, so you may need to prepare a gift or something."

"Um!?"

The Buddha whose face turned black in an instant, the Enlightened One hurriedly stopped talking, as if he had accidentally slipped his words.

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Chapter 6

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The natural disasters in the world of Terra do not have a fixed form of devastating disaster.

Such as meteorite fall, earthquake, volcanic eruption, blizzard... These are common types of natural disasters in Terra.

According to the research of a natural disaster scholar, the reason for natural disasters is that natural disasters are amplified by the source stones, thus forming extremely destructive natural disasters.

Therefore, natural disasters will be attracted by origin stones and frequently appear around mobile cities, because the amount of origin stones stored in each mobile city can be regarded as a mine.

However, the research findings of this natural disaster scholar have not been published. The origin stone is the core blood of the industries of all countries in the Terra world. If the benefits brought by the use of the origin stone are stopped, the life of the whole world will have to fall back to the level of the Middle Ages.

"Natural disaster~~~Where should I start to investigate?"

The enlightened beings who returned to the world of Terra started to study the doomsday setting of Father Dove, and the thing that most fits the sign of the end of the world in Terra is the devastating natural disasters that often occur at that time. If there is a Those who are enlightened are not surprised that natural disasters covering the whole world will break out one day in the future.

Who knows how the human civilization in the last era of the Terra world was completely wiped out, maybe it was cleaned by the doomsday setting of Father Dove, and in the end a new reincarnation began.

A green algae-conscious person seems to be doing serious business, but in fact he is not the only one who has returned to the world of Terra, because he accidentally leaked the news that Christmas is here, and his face is blackened The Buddha also followed.

Now in Lateran, the expression of Jesus, who was immersed in the Christmas celebration with a face of joy, froze instantly. He watched the Buddha who had transformed into Fudo Myoko appear in front of him.

"I heard it's Christmas over here. You had a great time, Jesus!"

"Enlightened One! You bastard is plotting against me!!"

I cursed wildly in my heart, but the Son has nowhere to escape, and the way to overcome fear is to face fear, Ollie.

Facing the blackened Buddha, Jesus chose to approach him, not to escape, but to approach him!Just like the reappearance of the decisive battle between DIO and Jotaro, it is shown in the storyboard, and the ED starts!

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In the end, the ending of these two people can be guessed with their toes. The good friends must be reconciled again. After all, it’s okay if Jesus doesn’t run away, but people will definitely want to slip away when they are afraid.