Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Except for a few aquariums that preserve marine life, there are no places in Japan that can breed aquatic products. Li felt curious and didn't have many ideas. She lightly took a bite of the squid skewer in her hand, feeling a little spicy. There is also a very fragrant taste, I still want to eat......

"Why are you grilling squid in a serious manner?"

"Huh-huh—it's the quality of the mastermind behind the scenes to sneak in without making a sound."

Even Jin Gu felt powerless and speechless when facing Jue Zhe, the owner of the barbecue stall. He smiled awkwardly but politely.

"Okay, give me a bunch."

"Ok."

The Enlightened One conveniently stuffed the freshly tested squid skewers to the guests. Just as Jin Gu took a bite and felt the taste was good, he asked abruptly:

"By the way, where did this squid come from?"

"I just fished it out of the sea. When I asked Timmy to reshape the ocean, I made seafood and threw it in."

"..." Jin Gu's face instantly became colorful. Is he eating his own brother?

correct!Let’s take this thing as Lahemu, since they all look about the same anyway, thinking of this, Jin Gu ate the squid with peace of mind, and said that he can try the taste of Lahemu when he has time.

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Chapter 0 Thunder Angel

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From ancient times to the present, myths have been repeated, the mother god of creation reshaped the ocean and created life, and all living beings cheered for her miracle.

Seele can cover up their monstrous plan and carry out the "human completion plan", but when facing Tiamat who really came out of the myth, these guys at the top of the human pyramid can only bow their heads suddenly.

"The apostle who can transform and copy Adam, and the polluted ocean can also be restored. Sure enough, as recorded in the "Dead Sea Document", Tiamat will reshape the cycle of life."

At Seele's meeting in the small black room, Chairman Jilu had an expression of knowing something. After the appearance of Tiamat completely disrupted the arrangement of the "Human Completion Plan", this group of textual research parties who followed the ancient scrolls could only do their best. After analyzing and interpreting the contents of the restored fragments of the "Dead Sea Documents", we finally obtained reliable information.

"In the era when the gods existed before AD, the gods and monsters waged a long-lasting war. This war brought death to countless human beings. In the end, the gods who guarded mankind defeated the monsters and achieved hope and victory."

"However, countless monsters died in the war. Their blood flowed into rivers and rivers and gathered in the sea, awakening the sleeping mother god Tiamat."

"Both gods and monsters were born in the sea of ​​life in Tiamat. Because the offspring killed each other, the angry mother goddess of creation awakened the sea of ​​life and swallowed all the gods and monsters, returning them to the mother's womb."

"This is the truth recorded as the "Noah's Flood". After this disaster, human beings in the old age bid farewell to God and created a new era of their own. "

There is not much information learned from the restored "Dead Sea Documents". After Seele roughly interpreted Tiamat's origin and what it did, everyone started a discussion meeting with their own opinions.

"The guy who claims to be the son of Tiamat, named Jin Gu, is his words credible?"

"The reason Tiamat will carry out her "Human Completion Project" is to make us give up on Lilith! "

"The words of the son of Tiamat can't be trusted, including Ikari, this man can't be trusted either."

.........

At the meeting in the small black room where Commander Ikari was not present, the members of Seele had different attitudes. Originally, the ultimate goal of the "human completion plan" made them reach a consensus because of their common interests. However, when the plan itself underwent a major change , There is no shortage of old people in Seele who will have their own differences in their ideas.

The Seele meeting, which usually had a mysterious and shady atmosphere, was now arguing like a vegetable market. Chairman Jilu seemed to have a headache for these useless teammates, but at the same time, he immediately stopped their dispute with his own rights and prestige.

"The existence of Tiamat is inevitable, and we cannot take the initiative to do some stupid things now."

"Whether it's Lilith's completion or Tiamat's completion, Adam's apostle needs to be eliminated."

"Wait and see for the time being, at least until the last moment, don't forget that we still have secret weapons in our hands."

Chairman Jilu's words still have the right to speak. After the other Seele councilors agreed to this approach, he was a little relieved. It was too difficult to lead a group of pig teammates.

Although this is just a metaphor, the members of Seele are all top figures in human society. None of them will easily agree with others. Each of them is a self-centered king of heaven. The goal of common interests is really that taking a group of pigs as teammates is better than them.

It is normal for Seele to have internal conflicts. After all, this group of people has never doubted the authenticity of the content of the "Dead Sea Documents", but now they have been misled and completely fell into the pit.

On the beach of the coast, in addition to the cheering people celebrating the rebirth of the ocean, another unexpected visitor came to the barbecue stall of the Enlightened One.

"Cuckoo... cluck cluck..."

"Father, please speak humanly."

Even though he could understand Tima's words, the Enlightened One still couldn't understand Heavenly Father's pigeon language. Seeing the Holy Spirit pigeon that came to him without knowing when, Chlorella felt tired.

"BBQ, BEER!"

"Okay...I see."

The will of the Heavenly Father is not difficult to understand. The Enlightened One bent down and brought a bottle of chilled beer to the pigeon Heavenly Father in front of him, poured it into a cup and brought it before God, and cut the freshly grilled squid skewers into pieces and put them on the plate Here, the tribute is offered.

“Cool~~”

Pigeon pecked at a piece of squid, took a sip of beer, and sighed comfortably: "The value of human beings can always be reflected in this kind of time."

"Don't call humans so worthless..."

As soon as the listener complained, Heavenly Father Pigeon glanced at him disdainfully, and said:

"Don't enjoy the good life, but want to pull everyone into orange juice, this is the so-called "mind" of human beings. "

"All right, all right...enjoy life without using your brain."

With one word and one word, the Enlightened One and the Heavenly Father Pigeon reached a consensus.

The night has passed, but on the shore of the new ocean, the human beings' celebration to celebrate the new life of the sea has not passed. Instead, more and more people have been attracted to participate in it, making this event even more lively.

"It's really messed up..."

In the NERV headquarters, Akagi Ritsuko was angry and resentful towards Katsuragi Misato in front of her. As the head of the operations headquarters, this guy actually took the driver out to play, and he didn't think about what to do in case of an apostle attack. .

"What's the matter? Anyway, there are no apostles coming, so it's rare to have a chance to take a rest."

The carefree Katsuragi Misato excused herself, and Ritsuko was furious when she heard this, but before she could tell her friend a lesson, the red alarm at the NERV headquarters sounded.

"The optical perspective captures the moving object, analyzes the map—blue, and confirms that the target is the apostle."

"Now heading towards the third new Tokyo City, it is expected to arrive in 30 minutes."

The sudden situation made the two women reticent, and Katsuragi Misato panicked to death when she realized it.

"The apostles are really attacking!?"

"You crow mouth..."

Ritsuko glanced at Misato fiercely, and she immediately prepared to adjust the EVA to deal with the attack of the apostles, and at the same time gave an order to the unreliable chief of operations beside her:

"Contact Shinji-kun right away and let him board the No. [-] machine and prepare to dispatch."

"But...but Shinji-kun is at the beach right now..."

"Huh!?" Ritsuko Akagi was taken aback, isn't the woman in front of her joking?

"Uh... because there are rare grand celebrations on the coast, in order to make Shinji-kun happy and relax, so I let him stay for a while, and I came back first..." Misato said this carefully.

"I..." Stopping the swear words she wanted to utter, Ritsuko Akagi suppressed the extremely careless mood, and calmly gave follow-up orders.

"Immediately ask someone to bring Shinji-kun back, and let Li take the No. [-] machine and dispatch to meet the apostles!"

"That..." Feeling very uneasy and sorry, Misato told Ritsuko Akagi another bad news.

"Actually, Li is also at the beach right now, um...a rare opportunity for the EVA driver to relax...who knew that the apostles would strike suddenly..."

"Katsuragi Misato!!!"

At this moment, it is the scene of the end of friends, and it is more likely that the behavior of a stupid woman will lead to the end of human extinction.

But when all the bad things are coming, you might as well try to break the jar, maybe something good will happen.

On the coast, due to the remodeling of Tiamat, the sea water has turned back to a beautiful blue color. People who gathered here cheered and celebrated. At this time, someone found a black spot approaching in the sky in the distance. When there were more and more people, everyone noticed that what was floating in the air was a huge diamond-shaped object.

"what is that....."

Mixed in the crowd, the happy smile that appeared on Shinji's face because of the celebration disappeared. He seemed to have thought of something bad. Near the Third New Tokyo City, there is only one kind of weird thing that will appear here .

"The apostles are coming..."

At this moment, Shinji's heart became cold. Although the boy was extremely resistant to going to the battlefield, as the pilot of the EVA No. [-] machine, the key weapon against the apostles, he is now far away from the NERV base, and he wants to go back and board the No. [-] machine right away. It is impossible.

"Oh, oh, what a coincidence."

"Mr. Jin Gu!"

When Shinji, who was already heartbroken, saw Jin Gu coming to him, hope rose in his heart immediately, and he thought that Tiamat came to the seaside together.

"Please, Mr. Jin Gu, please Miss Tiamat to destroy the apostles!"

The boy does not have the boring dignity of an adult. He sincerely begs the Goddess of Creation to take action to destroy the dangerous enemy. At least Shinji cannot guarantee that he can defeat the apostle when he boards the No. [-] machine. The boy's request to God is undoubtedly the most reasonable approach.

"Of course." Jin Gu nodded and promised, he looked at the apostle in the sky who was approaching the coast, and said:

"However... it's rare for a celebration that can make my mother happy. I don't have the idea of ​​bothering my mother."

As soon as the words fell, Jin Gu made a move. His body belonged to Enkidu, and he was the Suzheng Noble Phantasm "Sky Lock", possessing the power to bind even Tiamat for a moment.

A golden light emerged from the ground, and countless chains entangled and restrained the apostles in the air with shining golden radiance, while Thunder Angel, who was suddenly attacked, began to counterattack instinctively. It twisted and changed from a rhombus shape, and its body was divided into upper and lower two The rotating cube erupts a high-energy reaction at the core in the middle.

The high-heat plus particle cannon releases the deadly attack launched from the core of the fifth apostle. It is a terrorist attack that can almost kill the first machine in one blow. If it is hit directly like this, the entire coast will be completely reduced to burning ruins.

For the deadly particle cannon attack that was about to fall in front of him, Jin Gu did nothing and did not blink, and then saw the particle cannon that could kill EVA in one shot falling in mid-air, and when it touched a mirror-like plane, It just vanished into thin air.

"The apostle's attack has been defended." Seeing all this, Shinji was excited, although he was terrified to death when he saw the particle cannon falling on his head just now.

"Mr. Jin Gu is really amazing!" The boy attributed the credit to Jin Gu, but only Jin Gu knew that a fisherman had just sent a private message.

"Don't let the apostle ruin the celebration, Timma's black mud is not easy to put away, you go up and do it, I'll cover for you"

Enjoying life is a virtue. Father Pigeon is still enjoying beer and barbecue. In order not to disturb the interest of the boss, the Enlightened One occasionally helps out himself.

The movement caused by the black mud of Tiamat was too great, and it was just right for Jin Gu to use the "Sky Lock" to restrain the apostles. Thunder Angel, who was brutally tied up to PLAY, desperately attacked with particle cannons, but he could only be sensed meaninglessly. The "Enlightenment of the Bodhi Tree" was blocked, and the fifth apostle survived.

"It feels... so subtle..."

Sitting on the beach, Shinji looked up at the fifth apostle in the sky, which was crazily deforming just like the Rubik's Cube. However, no matter how it changed, it could only be bound more and more tightly by the chains, and the continuous particle cannon attacks were blocked by endless waves. Knowing that all barriers have been completely offset, it can only growl ferociously and feebly, just like a vicious dog tied up by a chain.

For a while, the celebrations held on the coast became more lively. Usually, the citizens who could only panic and hide in the refuge when the apostles attacked, now they saw this scene and cheered even more frantically. They are all "miracles", the restoration of the ocean, and the execution of the apostles are the power of God.

The scene quickly turned to the headquarters of NERV. After seeing the apostle who could easily destroy the city turned into such a miserable state, Ritsuko Akagi and Misato Katsuragi were quite powerless.

"I don't even know why I was so scared to death just now..." Misato just finished complaining about this sentence when Ritsuko punched her hard on the head.

"Don't put your responsibility aside, you should be thankful that Tiamat is also there, but..." Seeing such a situation, Ritsuko Akagi breathed a sigh of relief and was very helpless.