Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Although Tima is petite, the pair of horns on her head are a weapon with great lethality. Katsuragi Misato, who was accidentally knocked down by Tiamat in the corridor, touched her sore buttocks and stood up to face the one that knocked her down. Tim said hello:

"It's you, I heard that Commander Ikari gave you an order to let you go all the way, so you are harmless, right?"

"Aaaaa...."

"Sorry... I can't understand what you're saying at all."

"Where are you going....."

Tiamat, who spoke human words from her mouth, finally Katsuragi Misato understood the meaning of the words. The elderly single woman patted the dust on her buttocks and replied:

"I'm going to visit Shinji-kun, the kid who was with me yesterday. He was wounded by the apostle after he boarded the No. [-] machine to attack, and he still hasn't woken up in the medical room."

"Want...to go together..."

"Then let's come together."

Not caring much about Tiamat's identity, Katsuragi Misato led the way, and Timmy followed obediently to the medical room.

The unfamiliar ceiling, the thing that appeared in the eyes of the boy named Ikari Shinji when he woke up, half-sit up from the hospital bed, Ikari Shinji still had a very unrealistic feeling. Yesterday he came to the headquarters of the secret service NERV, and then He boarded the huge robot and fought with the apostles, even though he was beaten up... Looking back now, it completely broke the conventional cognition of reality.

"It looks like you're fine."

"Miss Miri?"

"I'm not the only one here."

Katsuragi Misato, who was standing at the door of the medical room, made way for the passage, and then Tima walked in with a slight sideways body. If she didn't do this, the big horn on her head would be stuck on the threshold.

"Oh? It's you!"

Shinji Ikari was surprised, he didn't even know the name of the inhuman girl he met yesterday by accident, but at this time Timma took the initiative to introduce herself again.

"Name...Tiamat...."

"That...Miss Tiamat, and Miss Misato, thank you."

I don't know what to say, but the boy still expressed his gratitude to the people who came to visit him in the medical room. When he came to this completely strange place, even his father, Ikari Gendo, made the boy feel even more strange. The two people in front of them felt a sense of relaxed warmth.

"How can I say thank you, you will live with me from now on."

"Eh!"

Ikari Shinji was surprised, but it was a matter of course. His father, Ikari Gendo, has always cheated his son, so naturally he would not let Ikari Shinji live with him, and as the pilot of the first machine, Shinji's status is quite special, so he decided to let him live with him. Katsuragi Misato, the person in charge of the combat section, came to serve as a guardian.

"Speaking of which, do you have a place to live in Tiamat?"

"Aaaaa...?"

Timmy tilted her head and asked, where do you live?She didn't think about this issue at all, because there is only one place that can be used as a home for the Creator Goddess, and that is the earth under her feet.

"It seems that there is no place to live, by the way...do you want to live with me too?"

Katsuragi Misato, who sent an invitation to Tiamat, didn't know whether to say she was crazy or brainless at this time. Non-humans who didn't know her identity at all dared to invite her to live in her home. hero.

"Aaaaa!"

Tiamat answered, and then she realized that she forgot to switch the voice again, and Timma responded again.

"Hmm...that's ok..."

In this way, after coming to the Third New Tokyo City, Tiamat, who was originally poor and white, lived a life of free food and drink.

...............

"I have a little problem."

He also came to this world, but he was an invisible enlightened person. After he got rid of the third apostle, the water angel, now he went to Mesopotamia in this world to tinker with things. As for why those who like fishing The guy would do such a troublesome thing, of course it was the intention of a certain pigeon heavenly father.

While continuing to tinker with the matter at hand, the Enlightened One is in the process of private chatting with Father Pigeon.

"Why are you so sure that Seele will send people to Mesopotamia for field investigation?"

"Cuckoo cuckoo..."

"Sorry, I can't understand pigeon language."

Without the on-site translation by Jesus, even the enlightened ones could not understand the pigeon language of the heavenly father, so our heavenly father, the pigeon, recited the holy words after a long time, and revealed an earth-shattering news.

"Do you know the "Dead Sea Document" in Seele's hand? I wrote it!"

"........"

The Enlightened One was speechless, and after a long silence, he could only hold back one word from his mouth.

"Grass (Chinese-Japanese bilingual)!"

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Chapter 4 Dead Sea Documents

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In a sense, the "Dead Sea Documents" was written by Heavenly Father Pigeon. This matter was so sloppy that even the Enlightened One couldn't help but sternly said:

"Grass!"

What are the Dead Sea Documents? The key to the "Human Completion Plan" is that if humans hadn't discovered the "Dead Sea Documents" archaeologically, they might still be wrangling interest disputes among major powers.

No one will go to the Antarctic to wake up the first apostle Adam, and the second shock will not happen; nor will they find the second apostle Lilith, and his wife will not sacrifice herself, and Commander Ikari will not kill him. It's a god's idea, but it's actually a plan to save his wife.

The source of all Seele's plans is because of the existence of the "Dead Sea Document", which is written by someone who doesn't know, just like instructions and guidebooks, teaching people how to make a death and make a big death.

Some of the old gods of Seele's group force their lives, and some want to live forever. Anyway, they all have their own ambitions and conspiracies. A "Human Completion Plan" was created.

As an enlightened person before, he wondered, who exactly wrote the "Dead Sea Documents"?You said that it was written by the wise men of early humans. It’s just nonsense. Adam and Bai Zhiyue fell to the earth 46 billion years ago. In the first impact caused by that, all the dinosaurs were wiped out. Only then did humans come into existence. future opportunities.

The second apostle Lilith, the mother of human origin, fell to Japan with the black moon. Like Adam, she has been in a dormant state since she fell and has not awakened. Human beings who have obtained the fruit of wisdom have reproduced and developed to this day.

Then the question arises, which boss can know everything about Adam and Lilith, and can write the "Dead Sea Document" that teaches humans to complete the completion plan?

Now I know the answer, it is Heavenly Father!is God!It's the God of the Bible!

No wonder "Dead Sea Documents", a human supplementation plan manual manual, is so awesome, so that a group of old and immortal guys in Seele can act as the mastermind behind the scenes, playing everyone in the palm of their hands, even though they were almost given by Ikari Source Hall in the end. Pick up the fruits of victory.

I have to say that Lao Tzu often deceives his son, and even Commander Ikari would never have imagined that he would fall short in the end because of his son Shinji Ikari.

But now, Father Pigeon, who wrote the "Dead Sea Document", is not satisfied with the performance of the script, so he re-wrote a new script as the author. Going to deal with emergencies.

Tiamat appeared in the headquarters of NERV. This news cannot be concealed from Seele's eyes and ears. Even if Ikariyuantang deliberately concealed it, there are many spies belonging to Seele in the secret service NERV. Such an accident happened to them Of course I also know.

At the same time, news came from the organization responsible for interpreting the "Dead Sea Documents" in Seele, and new important information was deciphered.

The ancient scrolls of the "Dead Sea Documents" recorded a lot of information, the first apostle Adam and the second apostle Lilith, these information were excavated by humans because they were recorded in the ancient scrolls, but because they were written in BC, Therefore, many scriptures have become fragments. In order to find out more important news, there is an institution in Seele that specializes in restoring the "Dead Sea Documents" for interpretation.

The important information deciphered this time surprised everyone behind the scenes in Seele, because the new "Dead Sea Documents" ancient scroll only simply recorded a name "Tiamat", and there was a piece of paper marked on it. Mesopotamia map.

Tiamat was the mysterious girl who appeared at the NERV headquarters. According to reliable information, the third apostle was wiped out by her.

Seele felt that they must have missed some important information. After all, the "Dead Sea Documents" had not been fully deciphered, and now such a change had occurred, which had to make these black hands behind the scenes anxious.

Going to Mesopotamia for excavation and investigation is an urgent mission issued by Seele. Even Ikari, who sits at the headquarters of NERV, was sent there because he is an important executor of the "Human Completion Plan" , It is necessary to figure out all the unexpected factors, and never allow any mistakes.

On the day just after the attack of the third apostle, all forces began to mobilize nervously. NERV was busy repairing the war fortress of the third new Tokyo city, Seele was busy figuring out the unexpected factors they didn't know, and Ikari Gendo ran errands himself. On business trip.

"Ouch~ It's done!"

The enlightened one clapped his hands, it would be like the sun coming out of the west to bother him to do it himself, but it is secretly cool to think that the group of conspiracy black hands of Seele are being played around by him, and then we will wait and see the good show.

Heavenly Father Pigeon is the author of "Dead Sea Documents", so adding a new setting to the book is simply a small problem, and the Enlightened One is responsible for filling in the loopholes in the newly added setting. Fool everyone into fools.

"Tsk....Speaking of which, you really dare to set it up like this. This can be regarded as helping Timmy find a new husband?"

The Enlightened One thought about whether it was a tauren wearing a cuckold, and then he came to the Third New Tokyo City in a flash, first to say hello to the cute Goddess of Creation, and what to do in case of revealing his secrets.

On the other hand, the older single woman Katsuragi Misato's home is as bold and hearty as her character, careless and careless, there are beer cans everywhere in the house, and unwashed clothes are piled up like mountains and thrown on the ground, which makes Ikari Shinji just step into the room They were all stunned.

Even a boy who is only 14 years old has the habit of maintaining a healthy style of life in his daily life, which makes Shinji Ikari deepen his understanding of the so-called adults, um...although it is a bad aspect.

"Aaaaa~~~"

But Timma didn't care how messy the house was. As soon as she entered the room, she found a cute little guy, who was attracted by a hot spring penguin named Penpen kept by Katsuragi Misato. When I mentioned my mother's idea, I immediately saw the majestic Goddess of Creation chasing the penguins and turning the messy house in Miri into a kennel.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Finally, under the madness of the older single old woman, the chasing game is over, Tiamat and penguin Penpen are both driven out of the house, and Shinji is very poorly caught by Misato.

"As a man, you don't want a woman to clean up the house alone, do you?"

"........"

Poor tool man Shinji, he was treated as a tool man by his father Ikari Gendo, and Katsuragi Misato was also used as a servant at home.

"Aaaaa...."

Timmy peeped at Penpen face to face, and then she picked up this ugly and cute hot spring penguin, and took the pet to go outside alone.

The third new Tokyo City is the new capital of Japan in name, but it is actually a war fortress against the attack of the apostles. Most of the buildings here are cover fortresses. In front of humanoid machines, only high-rise buildings in the eyes of ordinary people can be used as cushions.

Human beings live in groups. Even in Sanshin Tokyo City, a war fort against the apostles, there are many ordinary citizens living in the underground "patio city".

After the second shock, the world's population has dropped by half, and ordinary cities can no longer bring people a sense of security, so even the third new Tokyo City, which will be attacked by the apostles, many people are willing to settle in here.

Moreover, maintaining the operation of the Third New Tokyo City is not something that one or two people can do. Even if most of the work is handed over to self-discipline machines for maintenance, there are still many delicate tasks that require people to be competent.

However, Tiamat, who ran outside for a stroll, did not meet the citizens of the third new Tokyo City. Misato Katsuragi seemed unreliable. She is also the chief of operations of NERV. The house assigned is a resource in the circle near the headquarters of NERV. Ordinary people But there is no way to get close to here.

The dazed Timma could only walk around with her pet penguin in her arms. When she passed a vending machine at the corner of the inner street, she accidentally ran into a girl.

"you are?"

The girl has blue and white hair, red eyes, and there is no fluctuation of expression on her face, just like an exquisite doll. She feels a little puzzled about Tiamat appearing in front of her eyes, but the girl has nothing else in her empty heart. idea.

"Aaaaa...."

Tima greeted her proactively, but she usually forgot to switch the language, the girl couldn't understand her meaning, but soon Tiamat noticed something strange, the feeling of the girl in front of her made her feel that it seemed very strange. Familiar, Timma moved closer, put her face on the girl's neck and sniffed.

"Is there any strange smell on me?"

The girl with an indifferent expression, she didn't feel ashamed of Tiamat's actions, nor did she feel that the inhuman girl in front of her was strange, she just asked indifferently like ice and snow.

"The taste of fresh water..."

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