Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Enlightened One: "I'll come! Tell me all the details (Ikari Commander's face)."

Buddha: "Attitudes change so quickly..."

Enlightened One: "Everything is according to plan."

Jesus: "This is already on COS."

The Enlightened One: "Let's dispatch Machine No. [-]."

Buddha: "I'm addicted to COS..."

Heavenly Father: "Cuckoo~~~Cuckoo."

Jesus: "Eh..... Heavenly Father said that when your Jiatima was looking for a portal to go to other worlds, Heavenly Father had sent her there by the way."

The Enlightened One: "I'll go! Is this going to be aired after the Absolute Warcraft Front!?"

Skirt: 9④⑤9③1705

Chapter 2 Third New Tokyo City

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In 1947, a shepherd boy found a large number of ancient sheepskin documents in a large urn in a cave in the Crane area of ​​​​the Jordan Valley at the northwest end of the Dead Sea, which later triggered some investigation teams to investigate and find more information.

Archaeologists conducted large-scale excavations and searches, and obtained a total of more than 167 volumes of ancient scrolls and tens of thousands of cultural relics. The age was measured by radioisotopes between 233 and [-] BC. It is the oldest existing in the world. The ancient Bible.

The discovery of the "Dead Sea Documents" is known as the greatest archaeological discovery of the twentieth century, and the origin of human birth and many unbelievable things are recorded on it, the most important of which is a prophecy:

"One day after 2000, the ancient sages will perform a pre-agreed ceremony with Lilith, and all human beings will return to nothingness at that time."

And after an organization named Seele proved that the content of the "Dead Sea Document" was true, the "Human Completion Project" began.

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The Third New Tokyo City is located on the side of Aiwan in Japan, on Hakone Mountain near the junction of Kanagawa and Shizuoka counties. It is about 2 kilometers in diameter. fortress city.

It was originally a city built in response to the apostles who will attack in the future. The city itself provides support and supplies. The armed buildings standing in the city like a jungle are mostly supply units, and they can be lowered underground when necessary.

Below the Third New Tokyo City is a vast underground city, also known as "patio city". In the center is the headquarters of the secret service NERV, and above NERV is protected by 24 layers of special steel plates, with a diameter of about 6 kilometers.

NERV is an armed group that exceeds the law. Its mission is to prevent the third catastrophe and to investigate, study, and annihilate the apostles. In an emergency, NERV has absolute command over the Allied Forces and the Allied National Army. The authority held by the highest responsible person of the branch will surpass all the administrative and judicial organs of the member countries of the League of Nations.

Most importantly, NERV holds the main weapon against the apostles, the ultimate universal humanoid decisive weapon named EVANGELION, which is a giant artificial humanoid general-purpose machine with a height of 80 meters.

Everything was supposed to start and end with the reincarnation of fate, but unfortunately, a certain pigeon named Heavenly Father happened to revise the script, and everything changed.

Near the coastline of the third city of Tokyo, the world's population dropped by half in the second impact, and the original light blue water turned into a red tide like blood. Under the tense gaze of the army, a huge monster emerged from the red tide of the ocean. It had a humanoid torso and a bird-like mask on its head.

As soon as this behemoth appeared, the army of the Defense Agency immediately launched an attack with full firepower. However, after the missiles and artillery shells hit and exploded, the smoke cleared and the monster was unscathed.

The next moment, the halo of an angel appeared on the head of the huge humanoid creature, and an invisible and terrifying impact erupted around it. The army of the Defense Office was wiped out in an instant. The monster continues on its way to the third Shin Tokyo City.

The third apostle, the water angel, strikes!

"Is that the apostle..."

Affected by the impact of the explosion, the 14-year-old Ikari Shinji fell to the ground, watching the feet of the water angel stepping in front of him at a very close distance. Now Ikari Shinji doesn't know whether he should be afraid or nervous. My father called out the third new Tokyo City, and the whole person was still in a state of confusion.

"Sorry to keep you waiting."

A blue sports car screeched to the brakes on Ikari Shinji, and the woman wearing black sunglasses greeted the boy, and Ikari Shinji raised his head and shouted in surprise:

"Miss Miri?"

"Yes, it's me. I don't have time. Get in the car."

Katsuragi Misato, the person who came here to meet Ikari Shinji is a member of the first section of the Tactical Operations Bureau of the NERV headquarters. The female driver stepped on the accelerator without saying a word after receiving the person. Now the situation of the apostle invasion can't wait for her to take it easy drive back.

The speed of the blue sports car rushed to the limit immediately. Not far away was the battlefield where the army and the water angels were fighting.

Amidst the explosion and gunpowder smoke, Katsuragi Misato drove a sports car at a speed of extreme speed and clashed with the chaotic battlefield. Shinji Ikari sat in the co-pilot and tightly grasped the protective handle inside the car, feeling how many yards the speed of the car had reached. Involuntarily, "catch shrimp households" sounded.

He didn't feel scared when the apostle fell in front of him just now, but after getting into the car of the female driver Misato Katsuragi, Ikari Shinji was afraid that he would become a hearse and drift if he was not careful.

"Miss Misato, can you slow down..."

"Ha! You mean not fast enough?"

When the female driver heard this, she stepped on the accelerator without saying a word and stopped lifting. The speed of the blue sports car increased by another quarter, and Shinji Ikari felt that the white soul in his body was about to be thrown out.

As long as the car is fast enough, even the apostle can't catch me. When the female driver in Misato was driving fast, the water angel was more or less delayed by the army. Ikari Shinji and the others successfully entered the third new Tokyo city. Safe range, and before the boy could ask Katsuragi Misato about his father, a man suddenly appeared in front of the female driver, but it was too late to slam on the brakes.

Boom——!

A car collision was inevitable, Shinji Ikari's face was glued to the glass, and Misato Katsuragi hurriedly ran down from the car. I came to check in front of the person who was hit by my car, and there was a beautiful girl with inhuman appearance lying on the ground.

"what?"

At this moment, even Katsuragi Misato was a little confused, what's going on...is the person in front of me a human being?

"Miss Misato, what happened?!"

At this time, Ikari Shinji who got out of the car followed closely. The young man also discovered the unexpected situation. He saw that the inhuman girl who was obviously knocked down by the car was sitting on the ground safe and sound, and she was looking at herself and herself with a puzzled look. Katsuragi Misato.

"Aaaaaa...."

"what?"

"what?"

Timothy opened her mouth, and the two were confused. Obviously, this situation is completely beyond common sense. Misato Katsuragi and Shinji Ikari didn't understand it. Surreal.

The situation is a bit troublesome, or quite troublesome... Behind him is the apostle who is constantly approaching the Third New Tokyo City, and this inhuman girl with two long horns who is obviously not human can't ignore it. Katsuragi Misato bit her finger and got into a tangled state.

Who is this inhuman girl?Why did she suddenly appear in the third Shintokyo City?The most important thing is why was he hit by his own car?The sports car I just bought was scrapped.

Being hit by a car at that speed is still unscathed. Obviously, this inhuman girl is not an ordinary person, so could she be an apostle?

Although it is NERV, a secret service agency that specializes in dealing with the apostles, Katsuragi Misato knows very little about the apostles' intelligence, and cannot easily make a judgment.

Katsuragi Misato continued to be distressed and entangled, but the boy beside him didn't think too much like the adults. Ikari Shinji walked up to the inhuman girl, stretched out his hand and asked in concern:

"Are you OK?"

"Aaaaa~~~"

The non-human language that responded to him was an incomprehensible cry of unknown meaning to ordinary people, but Ikari Shinji was still just a 14-year-old innocent boy. He looked at the approaching apostles who were constantly destroying behind him, and hurriedly said:

"Miss Misato, let's take her and leave together."

"What nonsense are you talking about? It's not human at first glance, it might even be an apostle!"

"But... at least take her to a safe place."

Facing the plea of ​​the ignorant boy Shinji Ikari, Katsuragi Misato thought about it and gritted his teeth to make a decision.

"Stop talking nonsense, get in the car!"

"But....."

"Take her in the car with you."

"Thank you Miss Miri!"

So just like that, a certain Tiamat who had just arrived in the New World got into the car of the female driver in a daze, and Tiama didn't know why.

A teenager has his simple and pure kindness, and an adult has her thoughts and considerations. Although Katsuragi Misato has always been reckless and tactics to the end, she also has her own responsibilities and ideas.

No matter what the identity of this inhuman girl is, at least she was knocked down when she was driving wildly, and the apostle who was attacking the third new Tokyo city behind was very dangerous, and she couldn't be left here alone .

As for what if the identity of this girl is an apostle?Of course, Misato Katsuragi has thought about it. There is a device in the NERV headquarters that can detect the waveform of the apostle. As soon as the apostle enters the third new Tokyo city, an alarm will sound. Let's talk about it then...

In short, it is still a word "reckless", Katsuragi Misato has no time to think too much about the situation, her first task is to bring Ikari Shinji back to the NERV headquarters.

"Aaaaa...."

She wanted to stick her head out of the window to look at the surrounding scenery, but the big horns on Timma's head hindered her movement, and Timma was a little disappointed.

In the past, she was the mother god of creation who was enclosed in the imaginary space. Tiamat was curious about everything created by human beings. Tiama, who was originally an evil human being, has always been in a "self-sealed state" in order not to cause damage to the world. " state, at that time only instinct to react and act.

And after mixing with Gudazi, when she came to Xiaotian, Ti Ma's "self-seal" was lifted. Simply put, her self-consciousness was liberated, and the power of the sea of ​​life was suppressed and sealed instead, and would no longer be automatically sealed. Created a disaster enemy of mankind.

"It's very dangerous to do this. Speaking of which, who are you?"

Seeing Tima sitting in the back seat of the car trying to push her head out of the car window, considering the dangerous speed of the female driver in Misato, Ikari Shinji stopped and reminded, and by the way, the boy asked Tiamat again about her real identity.

The obedient Timma retracted her head, and when she heard the boy's question, she tilted her head and replied:

"Aaaaa~~~"

"Sorry, I don't understand..."

"Aaaaa?"

Asked her mother in doubt, and then she suddenly realized that it seemed that she had been using the voice of shouting to answer and communicate, and it was true that others would not be able to understand.

"Tiamat"

"what?"

"what?!"

Ikari Shinji was surprised by Tima who spoke suddenly. Even Katsuragi Misato almost drove the car into the wall. Fortunately, the female driver reacted quickly and slammed on the brakes at the first time to avoid the second car accident.

"So you can speak human language?!"

Quickly stretched her head to Misato Katsuragi who was questioning behind her, but Tima tilted her head.

"Aaaa?"

"Hey—don't play dumb at a time like this!"

Choked by Tima who showed an innocent little animal expression, the Misato female driver gritted her teeth and stepped on the gas pedal to head towards the NERV headquarters. Now she has no time to ask more questions.

Tiamat, who had been in a state of "self-seal" all along, could only act on instinct alone, so she usually only shouted with unknown meaning, but after her self-awareness was liberated, she was able to communicate with language, of course. It's okay, it's just that Gudazi and Enlightenment can understand her cries, so they haven't spoken human words all the time.

Soon after arriving within the scope of the Third New Tokyo City, Katsuragi Misato was relieved after seeing that Tiamat did not trigger the apostle's alarm. She immediately drove the car to the elevator entrance leading to the underground headquarters. Now The most important thing is to prepare to meet the apostles.

There were not many accidents, and Timothy was taken directly to the NERV headquarters in this way, but Katsuragi Misato who made such a big move was quickly scolded severely.

"So that's it, you just brought this unidentified non-human to the NERV headquarters?"

"Hahaha~~ You see, she is not an apostle, and she didn't trigger the alarm."