Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"Hmmmm~ As long as there is love, everything can be overcome!"

Patting the big tits on her chest, Nero assured Gudazi that when the master came to ask the heroine of the Holy Grail War of the Moon how to defeat the enlightened one, a certain um Blame brazen boasting.

"Love! As long as there is infinite love~ I can defeat all powerful enemies, and I will kill anyone who comes."

"Where did you come from, Ai-chan..."

Hearing this is hard to complain about, but Gudazi rolled his eyes and said immediately:

"In that case, the green algae head guy will be handed over to you, Nero, can you handle him?"

"That...Master, I mean I need love, only infinite love can overcome everything~~~"

"Love? No problem, I'll get Ai-chan to team up with you right away."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I wasn't talking about Spartacus!"

After finally stopping the impulsive Gudazi, Nero struggled to explain what the "love" in her mouth was, our human evil master looked contemptuous.

"You've been working on it for a long time just to ask the screenwriter to give you a dream?"

"Otherwise! Jump's friendship, hard work, and blood will last for a long time. I can't say too much about love."

"No...I'd rather believe that the green algae guy released the water (referring to the sea)."

It is much better to expect this um monster to open an infinite form of love to blow up the awakened ones, it is better to simply expect the green algae head guy to directly release the water to fish.

"What should I do, does the green algae guy have any clear weaknesses, just like Brother Fei's back and the heels of his heels are as obvious."

"Why don't you ask Kama?"

"Eh... yes."

I have to say that Nero's occasional suggestions are pretty good. When it comes to the natural enemy of the Buddha, it should be Mara.

"BeastⅢ/L" - Kama, the incarnation of love for others who "dries up the universe with love for all mankind".

As one of the seven human evils, the half body of the beast that holds the principle of "love and lust", Kama's full name is "Kama/Mara", she is a girl god follower who possesses multiple divinities, theoretically It should be a servant of the gods similar to Ishtar.

However, the body of the "possessed girl" is divided into two parts, good and evil. The pseudo-servant who appears in the form of a human has two gods' spirits, one is the male "God of Eros" in Indian mythology Kamo, in fact this guy is not important at all, at best he is at the level of a Leopard Man... well, maybe far inferior to a Leopard Man, after all, the fighting power of the funny game is too strong.

What matters is the other part, Mara—the Demon Lord of the Sixth Heaven.

A certain idiot Oda Nobunaga often calls himself the "Sixth Heaven Demon King" because she burned Buddhist temples and killed monks and was given this title, so Oda simply called herself like this to declare her terror .

The Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, also known as Bo Xun, Mara, and Six Brahma Gods, is the head of the demons in the Buddhist world of desire. He likes to hinder Buddhists from practicing Taoism, and always tries to hinder practitioners from practicing Taoism by means of temptation and coercion.

In the Buddhist scriptures, the Buddha rejected the temptation of Mara many times during his practice. The Buddha who realized his enlightenment under the bodhi tree was often harassed by Mara. Therefore, the Lord of the Desire Realm is often regarded as the natural enemy of the Buddha.

In the body of the quasi-servant Kama, the ratio of Kama to Mara is about Kama:Mara=6:4, but when this ratio is greatly biased towards Mara, the spirit foundation will awaken as Beast.

So Gudazi said that he was looking for Kama, but in fact he was asking Mara about the weakness of enlightened beings. When he saw this human evil in the appearance of the Sakura team, Gudazi asked directly.

"Gamma, what's the weakness of the green algae guy, tell me about it."

"Master...are you talking about Master Enlightened One?"

"Yes! Otherwise, who else has such green hair."

After seeing Gudazi nodding in affirmation, the white-haired royal sister Kamo with a perfect figure was silent for a while, then she knelt down in front of Gudazi and confessed honestly.

"To be honest, that person has a lot of shortcomings. He always likes to tell bad jokes, and he never pays attention to the atmosphere. As a result, he often inserts a bad joke when it is lively, which leads to cold scenes. It is almost colder than the cold wind in Antarctica.

"Stop, stop, I want to inquire about weaknesses, not shortcomings!"

"Master, can you tell cold jokes?"

"What.....

Suddenly it became impossible to communicate. It was obvious that he was talking in human language, but Gudazi couldn’t understand what Kama was talking about. There was a lot of doubt in his little head. At this time, Kama explained:

"There is no possibility of defeating Master Enlightenment by force. Rather than saying that person is invincible, it is better to say that he is not an opponent of a dimension and realm at all."

"It's like the character setting in Two-dimensional comics, no matter how strong the characters are, they can't have any influence on the three-dimensional people. Let's not talk about the stupid things like whether it will cause the war party to tear them apart. The people on the paper are on the paper. To outsiders, it’s just a piece of “paper.”

"Therefore, there is only one way to defeat Master Enlightenment. Fill this "paper" with content that can move people's hearts, and make that person willing to take the initiative to admit defeat."

After listening to Kama's words, Gu Dazi felt weird even after thinking about it. The meaning of hearing this seems to be the same as Japanese light novels. When most of them are toilet paper, there is only one Only two books can win the hearts of the people.

Speaking of which, Nero seemed to have said something like "Love is infinite" before, but now Gudazi analyzed the content of Kama's explanation and came to a conclusion.

The reason why the Umm monster won the Enlightenment in the Holy Grail War of the Moon is because...she told a good joke.

The more I analyzed, the more I felt that this was the case. Gu Dazi nodded confidently, and then asked the white-haired royal sister Kama in front of him again.

"Then what should I do if I want the green algae head to let go of the water and admit defeat?"

"Hmm... how about seduction?"

"what!?"

"Because I have always used sexual temptation to harass the enlightened master's practice, although I have never succeeded."

"No wonder you are such a younger brother, your IQ is comparable to that of Ishtar."

"Isn't Sister Ishtar very smart?"

"Do you think she's smart..."

"Isn't it smart?"

I don't know whether the IQ of the goddess Ishtar is smart or not, but judging from the woman's usual madness, the Kama in front of him is not much better.

However, the plan to deal with the Enlightened Ones has taken shape. Gudazi, thinking that someone can use it for nothing, issued an order to Kama of "BeastⅢ/L".

"Since you are all veterans, when you go to deal with that green algae guy, you go up and seduce him first."

"don't want---!"

In an instant, Kama was trembling with her head in her hands, and her spirit foundation fell directly to the first stage, from a white-haired lady to a young loli, and she murmured with tears in her eyes:

"Only this is not allowed, I don't want to be locked up in a small black room by the Enlightened One!!"

"What...how did that green algae guy get past you?"

"Super scary... deprivation of six senses, and then being expelled into the imaginary space, scarier than death!"

"Okay...I probably understand."

Although I don't quite understand what's going on, it's definitely worse than being under Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years. Looking at Mo Luo's reaction, you can tell how huge her psychological shadow is.

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Chapter 4 Wang Jiang dies every day

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At the core of the base of the eastern camp, Buddha, who is in charge of the general, is frowning and thinking hard. He does not play video games as often as Jesus, so he is struggling with the entertainment games on hand to pass the time. It is difficult to operate.

"Buddha, can't you make it through? Do you want me to come over and help you fight the BOSS?"

"No... I just can't find my way."

"Isn't this road easy to find?"

Some strange enlightened beings, he leaned his head over to look, and found that Ashes in the game was lost in the fire-passing sacrificial field at this time, and could not find the way to the next level.

Seeing this situation, the Enlightened One was slightly silent, and then kindly reminded:

"Go and insert the spiral sword into the campfire, and then you can teleport to Locris City."

"Is that so? It's completely different from the games Jesus played before."

After getting the reminder, the Buddha suddenly realized, and then he touched the back of his head and laughed and lit the bonfire, officially starting the fire journey of "Dark Soul 3".

Similar to Jesus in the western camp, Buddha, who is the core of the generals in the eastern camp, needs to do something to pass the time because he cannot leave the base.

Originally, for the Buddha, he could pass the time by just meditating, but at this time, the Enlightened One came to him and asked if he wanted to play games for entertainment.

In fact, the Buddha refused at the beginning. If he was addicted to games like Jesus, then who knows what the living expenses that are not enough will be reduced to, but who made the Enlightened One suddenly say something.

"The game "Dark Soul" is quite difficult, and it is also called "Soul of Suffering". It is quite suitable for penance."

"In that case, let me try!"

As a master of asceticism, how could he refuse to hear about the topic of asceticism, the Buddha immediately made an appointment with "True Fragrance", and listened to the enlightened man's nonsense and went to play with the black soul.

Next, the difficulty of Black Soul itself is not a problem for Buddha, not to say how powerful his game skills are, but it is no problem for the ascetic master to suffer, it is better to let the suffering come more violently.

Aside from the suffering of the black soul, there was still time to chat and talk, so the enlightened one asked the Buddha about something by the way.

Enlightened One: "Why do you say that the Heavenly Father suddenly started this kind of activity?"

Buddha: "Isn't it normal for the Heavenly Father to act on a whim?"

The Enlightened One: "That's what I said..."

The waywardness of the pigeon heavenly father is kept secret by everyone. Even if you are in a bad mood at a certain time and announce that there will be another big flood and "2012", it is very possible. This is the so-called big brother's willfulness.

The Enlightened One: "I'm thinking, should we release water or something like that?"

Buddha: "It's okay to release the water, but if you release the sea, I'm afraid the heavenly father will be angry."

Enlightenment: "So I am very entangled. We must consider the balance of the strength of the two camps to play. The water is not enough, and the sea is too much. The strong man locks the man."

Buddha: "Well...you don't need to turn on the water, can you do it?"

The enlightened person: "If I don't let the water go, I have to play the Holy Grail game for at least 1 years. Who can stand it!"

The truth of the terrible thing, considering that the guards on Gudazi’s side are all human evil, if Gudaf wants to win the game, the early stage is to consider how to level all human evil, the most important thing is... .It is necessary to consider how to flatten several human evils at the same time.

It's hopeless, wait for death, farewell!Quality Sanlian · jpg.

Because of Gudazi’s cheating and cheating methods, the guards help each other, making the battle different from the previous heroic spirits fighting human evils. Now if you want to crusade any human evil, you have to face all the black and evil forces. If you can get through the customs, there will be ghosts.

Besides, on Gudav’s side, the guards are the Enlightened Ones, well... needless to say, unless it is to release water (referring to the sea), it is absolutely impossible to pass the level.

With a helpless sigh, the Enlightened One had a discussion with the Buddha and finally came to a result, one word - touch.

It's superfluous to think about anything now, so just wait and see what happens and play games. This holy grail game will be over when it gets tired of playing and thinking about a solution.

The true Buddhist system never has to think too much, just sneak in and have fun in the midst of hardship, the truth is plain and simple.

But for Gu Dazi, who desperately wants to win the Holy Grail game so that she can get the Holy Grail and make a wish to leave Africa and enter Europe, she racks her brains to think about how to defeat the biggest problem, the evil Chlorella blocking the way.