Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"Go and tell Edison and Tesla first, if you still struggle with the problem of direct current and alternating current, let the master talk to them."

"Don't worry about the King of Conquerors. He is the Alexander the Great. Iskandar will solve the problem beautifully."

"Inform the soldiers and heroic spirits on the front line that it is strictly forbidden to chase into the opponent's territory without an order to march."

After the corresponding countermeasures and orders were arranged, Xian Wangshan began to think about the problem in front of him. From the news brought back by the confused goddess, because the opponent's domain is guarded by the "Sacred King of Heavenly Wheel", once someone steps into it, they will be automatically targeted and wiped out. fate.

But if you want to win this battle of the Holy Grail, you must find a way to overcome the difficulties, so the crucial issue now is how to safely enter the opponent's field, whether to hide from the eyes of the automatic aiming eyes in the sky, or to How to destroy those forts, these are difficult problems...

After thinking for a moment, King Xian asked Merlin beside him.

"What are you doing now, Master?"

"It seems to be playing a game with our general (Jesus) at the core."

"........."

Xian Wang Shan was silent, but immediately he came up with a bad idea, as if he could use Gu Dazi to be a scout.

At the core of the western base, our holy son Jesus got a PS4 out of nowhere, and is now playing "Monster Hunter World" online with Gu Dazi. The two are frantically scraping the golden lion with the light crossbow , when they were all concentrating on hunting, suddenly a person's voice interrupted them.

"Master, I'm sorry, Brother Merlin is here."

"---what!"

Because after this sound was interrupted, Gu Dazi was distracted and was punched by Jin Shijiang and knocked out GG. He could only wait for Ai Lumao to pick her up and go back to the cat cart.

"Merlin—!"

Being stared at by Gu Dazi with the look that you will kill you without explaining clearly to me, big brother Merlin also greeted him with guilt and embarrassment for a while, he forced a smile and said:

"Ala ala... King Gilgamesh needs your assistance, Master, because of the troublesome problems at the front line."

"Ah——what does Jin Yingxiong want me to do?"

As soon as she heard that it was a serious matter, Gu Dazi didn't care about what happened just now, and under her questioning, Merlin relayed Xian Wang Shan's words.

"King Gilgamesh wants you, Master, to go to the opposite field and investigate the treasure in the sky."

"That thing is "Tianlun Shengwang", I have the instruction manual for this thing. "

"What the hell is the manual... But if possible, King Gilgamesh wants you to investigate it yourself, because now as long as our personnel step into it, they will be automatically attacked indiscriminately, and there is no way to obtain it. Strategic progress."

"Well... That's true. The automatic defense function of that thing is still very troublesome, but isn't there a fog of war? I can't get in."

"Don't worry about this, King Gilgamesh will send an advance force to clear the way and send you, Master, to the opponent's domain.

"alright."

After all, the victory of the Battle of the Holy Grail is related to her own major affairs. Gudazi did not continue to ink, and set off after saying hello to Jesus, and Jesus, who was still busy attacking the golden lion, called John to join him. play games.

She didn't waste time going to the command center to see the virtuous king. That Gilgamesh had already arranged things. Gudazi followed Merlin to the front of the battle line, and several heroic spirits were waiting for her.

"Hey! Long time no see, Master."

"It's the leader."

"It's not the leader, it's Achilles."

"The heel, then."

"Can you forget about your heels..."

Achilles is heartbroken. As a world-famous Greek hero, Achilles' heels are more famous than himself. It has to be said that the spread of memes is the truth.

"Elder Sister, please tell us if you have anything to do."

"Why are you here, Jin?"

"I don't know. Speaking of which, I should be in the Eastern camp, but maybe it's because you and I are more sympathetic."

"Hmm...Maybe it's a bug in the program, after all, it's a game made by that BB."

After Gu Dazi gave BB the blame without hesitation, Sakata Kintoki patted his chest confidently and assured:

"Big Sister, let me drive you. Compared to speed, I won't give up to others."

"I can't pretend that I didn't hear this. Whether it's my chariot or my own comet running method, the speed is the fastest."

"That's right, let's have a racing game!"

Sakata Kintoki, the Rider agent, was waiting here riding his Golden Bear, and Achilles, the head of the heel, these two Heroic Spirits who are good at speed seemed to be rubbing against each other.

But Atalanta, who was also here at the moment, knocked on Achilles' shoulder armor to dissuade the aroused heel.

"Achilles, stop making trouble, the task of escorting the master is important."

"Speaking of which, eldest sister, your speed is also very fast, why don't you come and compare your speed?"

"Um!?"

Only then did he realize that the heel of his wrong words had no time to shut up, and Atalanta aimed at Achilles' head with a murderous intent, and warned in a very terrifying tone:

"Next time you say something like that, I'll shoot you through the head."

"But big sister... I have the blessing of immortality."

"Then shoot through your heel first, then blow your head off!"

"........."

During Atalanta's frightening frenzy, the two big men obeyed their orders. Gu Dazi sat on the back seat of Sakata Kintoki's Golden Bear, and Ah, who also rode on the heel chariot Taranta, they galloped towards the Buddha's domain evenly.

In the process of rushing, Atalanta told Gu Dazi the specific plan of Xian Wang Shan.

"The task of me and Achilles is to enter the opponent's field one step ahead of time to attract the firepower of the automatic turret. Master, you and Jin Shi take a step back before entering."

"Because there are special rules in this Holy Grail War, Master, you don't have to worry about getting hurt after being hit, um...Although it may not matter even if you hit it, but the unknown area with the fog of war seems like Master You're also bound by the rules."

"So the task King Gilgamesh gave us is to find out the guard arrangement in the opponent's domain to the maximum extent, and let the master find out what the rules and restrictions of the fog of war are for you, so as to cooperate in future actions. .”

After listening to Atamiao's words, Gu Dazi nodded her head to express her understanding. Xian Wang Shan's arrangements are very reasonable. Anyway, as the master of one side of the Holy Grail War, it is not okay for her to leave everything to others. It is necessary to contribute at critical times. Make some effort.

So the next group of people passed through the neutral area and came to the Buddha's domain completely covered by the "Sacred King of Heavenly Wheel". The golden bear at that time got on and off, and reached out into the fog of war to try it out.

As a result, the fog that seemed to be nothingness was as completely impenetrable as the wall of sighs. As soon as Gu Dazi's hand touched the fog of war, he couldn't get through it completely. Sure enough, the master was restricted by the rules of this holy grail battle.

"Look at mine next."

Sakata Kintoki also stretched out his hand, but the moment he reached out and touched it, the fog of war within a kilometer range disappeared, and it was clearly visible within the range.

"I heard from King Gilgamesh that it seems that the more people enter the opponent's area, the wider the fog of war will disappear. When enough heroes enter the side area, the fog of war in the entire area will disappear."

"But this will arouse the other party's vigilance, right?"

"No, because in the eyes of the opponent, the fog of war is not visible in their area at all."

Hearing Atalanta's words, his heels froze, as if it was true, there was no such gray fog in his own domain, it could only be said to be a fog that relatively blinded the opponent's sight.

"I'll try it right away, what will happen if I'm in the fog of war and don't have a heroic spirit to provide vision."

"Ok."

Following Gudazi's arrangement, after she entered the Buddha's domain, Sakata Kintoki took her hand back. At this time, the dissipated fog of war shrouded the area again, and Gudazi was not directly excluded. There is no feeling of being squeezed in, only the countdown echoing in my ears.

"Automatic return to the city starts, 10, 9, 8, 7..."

There was no way to cancel it, and she couldn't make any actions to interrupt it. Gudazi hurriedly called Sakata Jinshi to reach out to disperse the fog of war, and her automatic return to the city was interrupted.

"I checked, and sure enough everything has been arranged. If I take it with me in the fog of war, I will be teleported back to the city directly."

"Hmm...it's a very user-friendly exit design."

"Then why I couldn't even reach in with my hand just now, shouldn't the countdown to go back to the city beep when I reach in?"

"this......"

Gu Dazi couldn't answer her question, but someone helped her answer it.

"Senior, do you know how much painstaking effort it takes to create such a large battlefield and write so many rule settings?"

"Although the big man (Party A) gave BB a lot of things (funding), it is really not easy to make such a huge game (project)."

"More importantly, it's just a small and insignificant bug. Senior, you still complain like this. Do you know that if the big man (Heavenly Father) finds out, you have to ask BB to fix the bug? The program will do!!"

The little summer devil BB who suddenly appeared, but now she is in a full state and holds a scythe in her hand. It seems that Gu Dazi will chop it up as soon as she says a word of dissatisfaction.

Seeing BB with a crazy expression on his face and bloodshot eyes, Gu Dazi shut up very wisely... At this time, silence is golden.

When the programmer AI who wanted to kill someone left, everyone present breathed a sigh of relief and patted their chests. For the first time, Sakata Kintoki expressed such emotion:

"I feel that Miss BB just now seems to be scarier than my boss."

"Isn't Minamoto Raikou your mother?"

"No...I don't have this kind of mother."

..........

Don't gossip too much, after some preparations, Gudazi and the others are ready to break into the Buddha's domain to fight.

At the same time, on the other side, at the boundary of Jesus' domain, a group of people gathered to break through it.

"Although the goal this time is mainly reconnaissance, if possible... try to defeat the opponent's guard "Beast II" Tiamat. "

The leader here is Gu Dafu. Although it is easier to say that the target of the crusade is to beat up the two of Beast III than to fight Timma, but who let him have a key boss here.

"Wang Hassan, I'm counting on you again this time."

"It's okay, I'm just a grandfather who wants to educate his naughty granddaughter."

It seems that ~~ I thought that my own position is as stable as a dog, but Gu Dazi, who is too reckless, will be taught by Grandpa Wang Hassan.

Skirt: 9④⑤9③1705

Chapter 0

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"Hurry up, Jinshi!"

"Okay——Elder Sister, hold your head firmly, and I'll speed up right away."

Gudazi, who was galloping in the Buddha's field, was riding in the back seat of Sakata Kintoki's Golden Bear, and there was no such thing as slowing down all the way.