Help! I Have Become Enlightened

As much as possible, which was already half destroyed, was scrapped directly, and there was no way to restart it to rush to the finish line. The Enlightened One played GG.

And the candy cart of Nursery Rhymes, because it was made of sugar, began to melt under the heat of the explosion, and the little lady's dream was shattered.

Sanzang's white dragon horse did not have any major problems, but Minamoto Larimitsu's horse was injured, and it would be very difficult if he continued on the road, so Sanzang and the others chose to give up the race.

"Ah... what happened?"

"I seem to have seen a big cow just now, were you fighting just now?"

"By the way, there is also a huge palm. It should be fighting."

At this moment, Buddha and Jesus, who arrived late, rode their bicycles leisurely to the front of the finish line, and they were completely unclear about what happened when they were asking the Enlightened One. helpless.

Seeing the real Buddha and Jesus who came to exercise, the Enlightened One was filled with emotion and expressed his true inner thoughts.

"Huh.....I only have one thought right now."

"what?"

"In the future, when the two of you participate in events, you should choose wisely to watch them. It's really hot water to be a contestant."

"Could it be that you, the Enlightened One, also encountered a situation at home?"

"Could it be that you forgot to collect your clothes again?"

"No...I want to be quiet."

"Who is Jingjing?"

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Chapter 6 Summer Festival

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As a result, in the end, in the end where everyone was frustrated, the winners of the Ishtar Cup were, as expected, Buddha and Jesus. The two big men came to participate in this kind of competition and they were already destined to win. This is The cruelty of the social industry.

It's like an event where a lucky spectator is randomly selected. It seems to be a fair and just lottery, but in fact, the lucky candidate has been determined by default. This is the so-called industry rule.

However, the very lively summer competition is finally over. Although many situations occurred today that almost made the entire Hawaiian Islands unsafe, it was passed safely and perfectly, and as night fell, the new summer festival also quietly coming.

"So... why is there such an event at night in Hawaii?"

"It seems that BB wants to try a Japanese summer festival, so it is specially held at night."

"Although I really want to complain about holding a summer festival in Hawaii, but... I feel peaceful after a long time."

"It's too much to say this from your mouth..."

"I want you to take care of it!"

Just like a daughter's dissatisfaction with her old father, Gudazi pursed her lips and ran back to the hotel. It's not that she was angry or something, because although the rare summer festival was held in Hawaii, when it comes to Hawaii Of course, you have to wear kimono and yukata for the Japanese festival. This is a festival tradition.

The old father Jue Zhe, who seemed to be disgusted by his daughter, shook his head, and then he walked in the other direction to find the residences of the two big men, Jesus and Buddha. If you are fishing, you should go to find a vacation.

The southern island of Hawaii, this modern western resort has changed suddenly for some reason. A classic Japanese-style shrine appeared on the mountainside of Mauna Loa volcano. There are dense shops on both sides of the open road. The summer festival-like temple fair was built at some point.

"Why do you, a cold-blooded woman, appear here!"

"I'm the one who should say that. Why don't you, Assault Girl, stay in the room and draw manga, do you want to set fire here?"

"---would not!"

The bustling summer festival attracted many tourists, and as if the road was narrow, Heizhen and Heidai met together. The uniqueness of Shinjuku is the trend of modern style, and the beauty of kimono and yukata in the summer festival.

In short, Heizhen and Heidai, who both wore kimonos to participate in the summer festival, met and stared at each other. When Gudazi, who was wearing an orange kimono, came to the temple fair and saw the situation, he solved the problem in one sentence. It was solved.

"Exactly, do you two want to visit the festival with me?"

"Ok!"

"no problem!"

Hei Zhen and Hei Dai, who agreed in unison in an instant, reacted after a moment of stupefaction, and confronted each other again, but fortunately, Gu Dazi was holding hands and leading the way. barely peaceful coexistence.

Then Gudazi, who was hugging left and right, took the beauty's hand to participate in the summer festival. The lively festival attracted not only them, but many heroic spirits appeared in this place.

"Lancer, didn't you die during the day?"

"Just kidding! My uncle won't be so simple."

"This guy has long been used to dying, anyway, he will be resurrected as soon as he dies."

"Archer—what are you talking about, bastard!!"

Wang Jiang, who was exposed by the red A, was very upset, but for the sake of the master Gu Dafu, he didn't care too much about him.

"Master of Chaldea on the other side, why don't you bring your little girlfriend and have some takoyaki?"

"Lancer, are you the heroic spirit of Lixiang's world?"

"That's right, Master's little girlfriend, do you want a takoyaki?"

"Little girlfriend or something... ahem, let's have some."

A girl with a slightly blushing face, Lilith, who also wore a kimono and yukata at night, came to participate in the summer festival. Gu Dafu stopped for a while at the Takoyaki meatball shop opened by Wang Jiang and Hong A, and did not forget to take care of their business while chatting a few words I bought a takoyaki, and I have to say that Wang Jiang is quite talkative sometimes.

"Ah...the master is over there."

"Don't bother them, go catch goldfish with me, and see how powerful Da Vinci Sauce's Almighty Hand 2.0 is!"

Leticia, who rarely appeared in the summer activities, is not because the little vampire maid doesn't want to show up. Recently, she has been stalked by little Da Vinci, so she can only be passively taken away like a puppet.

Here I saw Gudazi and the others just about to go to Leticia, who was meeting, and she was led by Little Da Vinci to play a game of fishing for goldfish. She looked at the mechanical arm behind the little almighty man, but May the shop owner who opened a goldfish shop today not go bankrupt.

"Fujimaru-senpai is with Lilith, Tachika-senpai is with Saber Alter and Joan of Arc Alter, and Fufu is not here, suddenly feeling a little lonely..."

Matthew, who was wearing a lavender bathrobe, came to the temple fair by himself. Little Eggplant, who was always by the master’s side, looked a little lonely, but at this moment, Gao Wenqing from the Round Table Cowherd Group suddenly appeared and extended his hand to invite Matthew. road:

"Mash, would you like to visit the celebration with us?"

"Ah...that, will it be bad for me to follow..."

"But if you don't come, Mr. Lancelot may strike up a conversation with the young girl again, which will cause trouble to others."

"He dares!"

In an instant, Matthew's attitude became very severe. She almost subconsciously summoned Galahad's shield, but after realizing that Lancelot was a super troublesome guy, Matthew felt that she had to supervise him carefully. just work.

"Migu Migu~ A rare summer festival event, this is Xiaoyu's home of love~☆!"

"It's alright...you don't have to worry about it when you finally have a vacation without overtime."

"Oh my, my old waist was almost exhausted a while ago."

Because of the coming of the summer festival, the three abductees, Xiaoyu, Kong Ming, and Meilin, who finally had time to take a vacation, teamed up to participate in the event. The pressure in life was so great that people looked forward to leaving get off work early, but unfortunately, they were always working overtime in their lives.

"Speaking of which, I heard that Chaldea will have a new colleague soon, so there shouldn't be so many people working overtime by then, right?"

"Um!?"

Hearing Mei Lin's words, Teacher Kong Ming's attention was instantly concentrated, and he said plausibly:

"I've also heard about it. It seems to be related to the Lost Story Belt. That person is a strong kidnapper, and he's the kind that must be brought on every occasion!"

"Migu—! So, I remember another naughty me making trouble in the Lost Belt?!"

"It's not Daji, we're talking about abduction."

Press down Xiaoyu who was interrupting, and Teacher Kong Ming continued on to the topic.

"If there is another abduction that is strong enough to replace the position, wouldn't he be able to get off work then?"

"Migu~ No matter how you think about it, even if Xiaoyu gets off work, Kong Ming, you can't get off work, right?"

"Shut up—you shameless old fox!"

"Oh, oh, you don't need to continue arguing. I will definitely be the one who gets off work. My old waist can finally rest."

"???"

"???"

After Merlin uttered the vulgar words, both Xiaoyu and Kong Ming stared at him with the eyes of a dementia patient. The meaning of this expression is self-evident-you are daydreaming.

In order to compete for the opportunity to take a rest after get off work, the three abductees kept arguing inextricably. At this time, a scribe with eyes showed a slight smile at the corner of his mouth. He walked forward and patted Teacher Kong Ming on the back, saying:

"Why do you two have to argue? In my opinion, why not work overtime together?"

"Chen...Chen Gong!?"

"Yes, it is next."

"Could it be that...the so-called new colleague is..."

"That's right - the timing is just right, go up and blow yourself up!"

"I@!#$%^&*(!......"

A swear word came out of my mouth. I didn't expect that Mr. Kong Ming, who has been recharging the hero all the year round, would be reduced to such a fate. It is just retribution.

The vacation life of many heroic spirits is still as usual. In this grand and prosperous summer festival, several out-of-time people also joined it.

Jesus: "I never thought there would be a temple fair in Hawaii."

Buddha: "But everyone is wearing bathrobes, is it really okay for us to be like this?"

The trio of black and evil forces came to the temple fair. The Enlightened One, Jesus, and Buddha were still wearing their usual T-shirts, which seemed out of place with this Japanese-style summer festival.

"Don't worry, no one will care about such details anyway."

The Enlightened One who said this just now, then Andrew and Ananda, who were wearing kimonos, passed by and saw the three of them, and asked in amazement.

"Lord Buddha, don't you guys wear kimonos for summer festivals?"

"Master Jesus, don't you have a bathrobe?"

"........."

The Awakened One who was slapped in the face was silent. Has the FLAG been collected too quickly recently?Unscientific!

Human beings are not broken, but enlightened people are comforted by Buddha and Jesus. The so-called pressure of life and sand sculpture friends constitute a realistic picture.

Buddha: "It's good as it is. Attending activities too deliberately is obsession."