Help! I Have Become Enlightened

The Great Sage Monkey King, who was dressed in a modern youth attire, still couldn't escape being held by his master Sanzang and taught him all night, if it wasn't for the temporary inconvenient situation of revealing his old background..... Sheng really couldn't help but want to hit that woman, although it turned out that he couldn't beat her.

As the saying goes, a true hero should endure a moment of humiliation. The Monkey King is going to wait until the sixth day. As long as his "treasure" and "supernatural power" seals are lifted, he will go to that woman to settle accounts. He has already been tricked once. Sun Wukong said that he would never make the same mistake again, and Monkey King would never get the same trick for the second time!

But having said that, Monkey King dressed as a modern person and came to the street has something to do. According to the objective changes in her fighting power between the first night and the second night of her master Sanzang, Monkey King is very clear. I just guessed that something must have happened to that woman during the daytime the next day, such as meeting that fellow Buddha!

In the second night, I was pressed to the ground and beaten violently. It is impossible to say that no one cheated on that woman. Looking back carefully on the memory of the journey to the west, according to the routine operation of the group of gods and Buddhas, it must have been quietly given to Master Sanzang. Sending equipment to upgrade, Monkey King dares to swear on his monkey hair!

That fellow Buddha must be in the present world. Although he doesn't know what he wants to do, he must be quietly observing all this somewhere. So far, Monkey King has come to wander around in the street after he disguised himself. He thinks that as long as he is lucky, he will It is not allowed to run into the enemy who wants to take revenge.

By the way, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King at this time, happened to pass by "Red Island Banquet Hall·Taishan", because the "Ma Po Tofu" that he ate last time was too scary, which immediately made this Monkey King They all go around this Chinese restaurant.

In the end, Monkey King wandered around most places on the street. He didn't know whether it was intentional or not, so he walked to the park in Fuyuki City, where local children often play here.

"Ah, it's Wukong!"

"Dry......."

As soon as he heard this voice that he knew so well that he wanted to die, Monkey King turned his head and left immediately without saying a word, but at the moment when he was about to run away, he had already finished one step.

"I got you, Goku!"

"Fuck, why can I meet a woman like you everywhere!"

"Bastard monkey, call me Master!"

A merciful fist hit the top of Monkey King's head, which immediately caused a big swelling on the head of the Monkey King who has the "indestructible body of King Kong".

"Sister Sanzang, who is he?"

"Is it someone you know? Looks like a little gangster!"

At the same time, the two little girls who ran to Sanzang's side were Tohsaka Rin and Tohsaka Sakura. Today, because their mother Tohsaka Aoi had something to go out, they asked Sanzang to help take care of their two daughters.

In addition, it is said that Tohsaka Aoi went out to celebrate Kariya Matou, congratulating her childhood friend who made her debut as a popular novelist, "Dark Demon Swordsman Kalia" (laughs).

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Chapter 4

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"Rin, Ying, let me introduce you, this is my first disciple, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong!"

With the head of a monkey trying to escape under his right arm, Sanzang pro forcibly dragged him to the two little girls, and introduced him cautiously, although the picture didn't look very good.

"Hey!? Is this the Monkey King! It feels completely different from the one in the story, and it feels like a little gangster."

"Sister...you can't be rude."

The little devil-like Tohsaka Rin saw that Monkey King was completely inconsistent with the image in his mind, and immediately spoke without holding back, while her younger sister Sakura still held her sister's left arm very politely, I hope to stop Rin's impolite words.

"What's wrong? In the story, Monkey King, Monkey King, defeated the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals, and made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. It's very powerful!"

However, the Monkey King, who is in front of the two little girls at this moment, is trying to free his head from the right arm of his master, but Sanzang's immovable power of the vajra is too exquisite, even if the monkey has exhausted his strength Didn't get rid of it.

"Look, it doesn't look like Monkey King at all."

"Well......."

After hearing what her sister Rin Tosaka said, Sakura was also a little shaken. After all, the monkey couldn't even get rid of his master's restraint at this moment, and the scene was too embarrassing.

"You woman, let me go!"

"Bastard monkey, call me master!!"

"It hurts...it hurts...it hurts!

With his left hand clenched into a fist, Tripitaka, who was thrusting hard towards the top of Monkey King's head, if he didn't teach this monkey, big or small, a lesson today to let him know the majesty of the master, even the Buddha couldn't stand it anymore.

Sanzang, who performed a "physical" curse on the spot, let the two sisters, Rin and Sakura, see the scene of Monkey King shouting and having a headache, even though the curse was released manually.

"Sister Sanzang, let him go...that's poor!"

Seeing that the top of Monkey King's head was about to be smoked out by Sanzang's relatives, the kind-hearted Sakura couldn't help but speak. Although she didn't know who this blond brother was, it seemed that he was real. It hurts.

"Cut! Since Xiao Sakura pleaded for you, I will let you go today."

Sanzang, who loosened his right arm, and Monkey King also quickly escaped from his master's clutches, and immediately stepped aside, rubbing his right hand on the top of his head that was dying of pain, emitting green smoke. .

"Hiss...you woman (whispers BB)."

"You stinky monkey, are you talking ill of my teacher again?!"

"No......."

Monkey King, who hastily shook his head in denial, should be cowarded when he should be cowardly at this time, and there is no need to fight desperately with this muscle monk.

However, because he met his master Master Sanzang and was given a headache by the "physical" curse, Monkey King didn't have the heart to continue wandering outside.

Anyway, the guy who watched the show will always show his true colors, and now he is not in a hurry to find him to settle accounts and take revenge. When Monkey King was thinking about planning in his heart, he was ready to turn around and leave now... It's better to stay away from my master, a muscular demon monk, my life is important!

"Big brother, are you leaving?"

"What are you calling him for, Sakura? He's obviously just a punk."

Seeing Monkey King turning around and preparing to leave, Tosaka Sakura asked, and her sister Tosaka Rin still didn't have a good attitude. After all, she was very upset when she saw a blonde guy recently, because recently there was a blonde at home. Shining, her father Tosaka Tokiomi is still kneeling and licking, which makes Rin very unhappy.

And somewhat unexpectedly, after Sakura asked this question, Monkey King stopped leaving, and instead turned around and came in front of the two little girls.

"You...what do you want to do, sister Sanzang, save me!"

Thinking that she said bad things about him and came back to take revenge on Tohsaka Rin, the little devil froze instantly and hid behind Sanzang's relatives. After all, she just saw the scene where Sanzang's sister subdued the demon.

Monkey King glanced at Rin Tosaka, who said he was a gangster, and the little girl immediately retracted her protruding head behind Sanzang. Obviously she was still afraid... She didn't continue to pay attention to this interesting Little girl, Monkey King, he knelt down to face Sakura and got up.

"Big brother?"

"It's nothing, I just think things are interesting."

Stretching out his right hand, he rumpled Xiao Ying's hair into a mess, as if deliberately teasing this honest child, Monkey King stood up again and faced his master Sanzang.

"I didn't notice it just now, I didn't expect this child to be your master."

"What? Do you want to attack Sakura?!"

Faced with the facts revealed by her eldest disciple, Sanzangqin is not afraid, as long as this bastard monkey dares to do things against the laws of nature, she vows to suppress him to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain and never be reborn forever.

"Huh? Are you confused!?"

Hearing the words asked by his master Sanzang, Monkey King was even more stunned in disbelief. This woman must have gone out of her mind!

"When did you have the idea that I would attack a child? Sure enough, there is something wrong with your woman's head?"

"Uh......."

The embarrassing and repentant Tripitaka, who clearly knows the character of her eldest disciple best, but she asked such a question, it is really because of her lack of cultivation......

Sun Wukong, Monkey King, is he a mythical character, a character in stories, a character in novels, and a hero who makes trouble in the sky?Or a monster who committed a felony? ......Many people have different opinions on him, and they all hold their own opinions and make different debates about him, but in fact, this series of arrangements is actually not very meaningful.

What kind of person is Monkey King?In fact, the answer is very simple. Everyone who is familiar with "Journey to the West" has a common hero in their childhood, and that is the existence of "Monkey King Monkey King".

There are not too many reasons, just because the children adore Sun Wukong, thinking that this monkey who protects Master Sanzang to go west to learn Buddhist scriptures is very powerful, has amazing supernatural powers, and can easily drive away any scary monsters. This is the idea that simple children have.

Similarly, Monkey King can hit anyone with a stick if he is upset, because monkeys are inherently lawless, but Monkey King, Monkey King, will never attack children because... .

"My old grandson is a hero for children!"

"Ah? What did you just say?!"

"No... you just took me for a string of words."

The Monkey King who turned his head and left, he has a clear wish to participate in the Holy Grail War this time, and the goal for tonight has been decided!

On the night of the fifth night, Monkey King was about to take the initiative to attack.

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Chapter 5 The Fifth Night: The War Begins

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As night fell, the Holy Grail War ushered in its fifth night, and it was also the most anticipated night for many onlookers.

In the Buddhist network that exists across the world, many bigwigs gathered here again.

"Buddha": "The melon seeds are ready."

"Jesus": "The watermelon is ready."

"Enlightened One": "The onlookers who are eating melons and eating melons..."

"Buddha": "Of course, the fairy mountain is ready."

"Enlightened One": "Although it is said that someone will leave tonight...but it is not going to the fairy mountain."

"Buddha": "Isn't it all the same? The bento is ready."

"Enlightened One": "Okay..... I didn't say what I just said."

"Heavenly Father": "Cuckoo, cluck, cluck?"

"Enlightened One": "Uh!....It seems that an unexpected big man has come, this is the old man "Heavenly Father", right? "

"Jesus": "That's right, because Heavenly Father is also interested in the Holy Grail War tonight, so he will watch the live broadcast in person."

"Heavenly Father": "Cuckoo~~Cuckoo!"

"Enlightened One": "Although I'm surprised that Heavenly Father, the old man, also came to watch the live broadcast...but what do you mean by what you said?"

"Jesus": "Let me translate, this is just the incarnation of the dove that Heavenly Father often uses. It just means that "the dove biscuits are ready."

"Enlightened One": "Okay..."

I don't understand how Jesus translated the pigeon language of "Heavenly Father", but the Enlightened One has already done the work of connecting to the live broadcast, and the big guys are all waiting to watch the scene tonight.

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It was night, the Monkey King who turned himself up and boarded the "Shenwei Wheel" of King Iskandar the Conqueror, and the cowardly and shrunken Master Weber beside him, the Monkey King said:

"Take the initiative to attack tonight. In the past few nights, others took the initiative to knock on the door. It would be unreasonable to be rude."