Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"Because it's really troublesome."

To be honest, the enlightened one is precisely because this chaotic evil is a moving collection of troubles, so when she fell into the bottomless pit, the enlightened one didn't rush to rescue her. Fished it out, but Monkey and Sanzang brought her here along the way.

"You actually treat your friends like this, teacher, you really have no blood, no tears, and no feelings."

"As long as you talk too much, you really should be kept under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years and be an honest monkey."

"emmmmm....."

The threat of violence made the monkey dare not continue to talk. The enlightened one stared at a heartless two-headed Gudazi eating grapes on the stone table, rubbed his forehead and said:

"Didn't I tell you that you would come again after a while? Why did you come here early?"

"Because it sounds interesting, so I just ran over here first!"

"Okay, as long as you are happy..."

It's exhausting to talk too much, it's a waste of emotion for the enlightened one to talk about serious things with this goofy son in front of him, but it's better to come early, the plan can be advanced a little bit.

Thinking of this, the Enlightened One told the monkey and Sanzang in front of him:

"Don't delay, both of you, go directly to Lingshan Daleiyin Temple to meet Venerable Ananda, and tell him that the plan can start."

"Um!?"

The sudden arrangement made Sanzang and Houzi startled. Before, the Enlightened One had an attitude of fishing for fish and water, but now he is going to get down to business in an abnormal way?

"Don't worry about being weird, now that the key helper is here, of course it's time to start complaining!"

"Guda Guda, is she the helper you called, teacher?"

"Yes."

Just as he said yes to Sanzang's question, the monkey couldn't help talking to the Enlightened One.

"Then you still leave him in the bottomless pit..."

"What do you mean? I don't know she's here!"

"Ha ha---"

Regarding the act of the enlightened being telling lies with his eyes open, the monkey can only mean that you think the righteous people who eat melons will believe your lies?It's just that after all, they are people who eat melons and watch dramas, so they can just talk about it, and the keyboard warriors will not really come out to implement the justice they say.

"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and get down to business."

"A devil who is heartless, righteous, bloodless and tearless."

"Believe it or not if you talk nonsense again?"

"Farewell!"

Throw away the monkey who talks back to him when he has nothing to do, and when Sanzang and the monkey who need to be beaten are going to join the westward team and go straight to Lingshan, the Enlightened One is lying on the stone table with a big belly Gudazi said:

"Speaking of which time period did you come from?"

"It's the time period since I became the Emperor of Europe!"

"But pull you down, do you think that the righteous Africans will believe the nonsense of you, the great chief?"

"You are slandering me, I want to protest!"

"Okay, okay, black people don't want to smuggle into Europe, just be your chief."

"Orcs are never slaves!"

"You're black, not orc."

"........."

The Enlightened One and Gudazi were chatting and wrangling, but no one expected that after a chaotic evil descended on the world of Journey to the West, the fusion of the three realms would start abruptly.

After the monkey on the other side, Sanzang, Bajie and others met, they did not continue to waste time on the westbound road, but went directly to Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan according to the instructions of the Enlightened One, because the group of people did not have to continue on the road. After flying through the clouds and driving the fog, he soon arrived at Lingshan Mountain and saw the Daleiyin Temple.

After Buddhism encountered several major news events in a row, the Daleiyin Temple, which was supposed to be the place where all the Buddhas gather for the bliss of the Western Paradise, has now become desolate. Bodhisattvas and arhats with status go back to their respective mountain dojos, and monks without status The novice monk moved to Maitreya Buddha's ashram, and the number of Buddhist disciples in Lingshan is much less than before.

The Daleiyin Temple, which had already become deserted, had no visitors recently, but after Sanzang and others suddenly appeared, they frightened the little monk who was guarding the gate to the ground. Apparently, Monkey King was making a big fuss at the Daleiyin Temple. The monkey is deeply remembered by Buddhists. I don’t know how many gods and Buddhas were beaten into minced meat by him with a golden cudgel.

Anyway, Sanzang conveyed her kindness in time and expressed her intention to come, otherwise the little novice would run away in panic and shout:

"The shaggy-faced Lei Gongzui monkey who made a big fuss at the Great Leiyin Temple is here again!"

After informing the little monk at the gate of his group's intentions and asking him to inform Venerable Ananda, Sanzang and the others waited at the gate of the Great Leiyin Temple. The purpose of their visit this time was to be a visitor. Just broke in and made a big fuss.

Soon Venerable Ananda came out to greet him in person. After seeing Sanzang and others, the highest person in charge who had already been developed into a Buddhist insider by the Enlightened One nodded and invited:

"Let's come in and talk."

He has no scruples about the suspicion of the janitor novice, and he is not afraid of exposing his secret relationship with Sanzang and others. Now there is no need to continue hiding, and the revolutionary action has officially begun.

So under the leadership of Venerable Ananda, Sanzang and his party entered the secret meeting place inside the Great Leiyin Temple, and they directly discussed the business without being disturbed by anyone.

"Master asked me to tell Venerable Ananda that the plan can start."

"So, Ananda understands what the World Honored One meant."

"So, what's the plan?"

After Sanzang relayed the message, the monkey asked curiously. The Enlightened One has been fishing all day, so who knows what kind of plan he is working on?

But now that the plan is ready to start, it is impossible to tell the monkey. Venerable Ananda explained:

"The World Honored One's order is to let Ananda select and train some available Buddhist disciples, let them learn the law of communism, delve into it and combine it with Buddhism, so as to lay a solid foundation for the future Buddhist revolution."

"Ah... I don't quite understand what it means."

Monkey scratching his head in doubt, if it is said that Buddhism is going to revolutionize Buddhism, isn’t Patriarch Bodhi and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva doing it?Moreover, it also attracted many people with lofty ideals to join the sect, and now they are all in Datang to help Tang Emperor build a new beautiful society.

"The meaning of the World Honored One is to let these disciples carry out reforms from within the Buddhist sect, and to cooperate with the actions of Bodhi and Ksitigarbha."

"It doesn't sound like a problem, but..."

The monkey considered that not only Buddhism, but even the entire Three Realms are troubled, the Enlightened One asked Venerable Ananda to further break down the contradictions in Buddhism. Isn't this a bit like ignite?

"Master asked us to come naturally because of his own considerations, just follow through."

"That's what I said, but I always feel that I have a sense of giving assists to others."

There is one thing to say, after the monkey learned about Confucius, the patriarch of Confucianism, he connected all the major events that happened in the three realms, and was surprised that it seemed that his green algae had been doing assists. The shattered plan to overthrow the Three Realms has revived for him.

After breaking the news about the house-changing tactics, the monkey found out that Jue Zhe also used the strong fire-fighting tactics with one hand. I don't know if he also learned from the famous king of fire-fighting.

But now it is futile to speculate on the monkey. The plan ordered by the Enlightened One is to be carried out, and he has to be a tool man to help run errands honestly.

After explaining the Enlightened One's words, Sanzang asked:

"Venerable Ananda, is there anything else we can help you with?"

"There is something that needs some help."

When someone is willing to offer help, please do so. Venerable Ananda is not polite, he said.

"The World Honored One has ten disciples, one, Shariputra, wisdom is the first."

"Second, Moggallana, supernatural powers are number one."

"Third, Mahakasyapa, Thuta (penance) is the first."

"Fourth, Analud, the first eye in the sky."

"Five, Subhuti, the solution to emptiness comes first."

"Sixth, Furuna, the saying comes first."

"Seventh, Kajanyan, the theory comes first."

"Eight, upasli, the discipline is the first."

"Nine, Rahula, the number one secret practice."

"Ten, I, Ananda, are considered to be the most knowledgeable."

"Brother Kasyapa and Brother Bodhi are talents of heaven and man, needless to say, but Ananda is incapable of being one of the top ten disciples of the World Honored One, and can only do some trivial work such as door management."

"Except for Ananda, all the senior brothers have practiced Buddhism hard and have been hidden in the world and the Three Realms. Now Buddhism will undergo a revolution. For such a major event, other senior brothers must be invited back to the Buddhist gate to preside over it. It is difficult for Ananda alone to shoulder the heavy responsibility."

"That's why I ask you to send a message to the other disciples of the World Honored One, asking them to return to Buddhism."

After entrusting his request to Sanzang, the monkey asked directly:

"Venerable Ananda, do you know where your senior brothers are? If you don't know, it will be very difficult for us?"

"Naturally, Ananda knows that he won't ask you to do things that you can't do, but just send a message to other senior brothers."

"By the way, Venerable Ananda, you know the location of your senior brothers, why don't you go and call them back yourself?"

"Buddhism is busy with trivial matters, and it is difficult for Ananda to escape, and it is not easy to ask other people to do this matter, so I can only ask you to help."

After receiving the task, Sanzang swallowed the monkey who wanted to continue talking nonsense with one elbow, and replied:

"That's fine, we will bring the words of Venerable Ananda."

"I will trouble you all."

After learning about the location of several other disciples of the Buddha in the Great Leiyin Temple, Sanzang and others bid farewell to Venerable Ananda and left Lingshan to embark on a new journey.

"If you want me to say, Venerable Ananda is the most powerful among the Buddha's ten disciples."

"Yo? You actually took the initiative to speak."

On the road, I met Bajie who kept silent about major events. Sha Wujing, a pure decoration tool, could just keep silent. It was even more impossible for Xiao Bailong to speak when he became a white dragon horse. But Bajie, who met Serious business means indifference, waiting until now to say something, is to make the monkey feel surprised.

"Brother Hou, you don't understand. You must know that although I was not very capable when I was Marshal Tianpeng, I must have seen and heard."

"This Buddhism can develop into such a behemoth in the secular world. If you want to say that the first contribution is not the Tathagata Buddha, but the Venerable Ananda who has always been very humble."

"You don't need to say it, I can see it too."

"Huh? Brother Monkey, you're not bragging, are you? It's not ashamed to admit that you don't know everything in the world."

"What do you know! Tell me, who taught my old grandson's somersaulting clouds and 72 transformation spells?"

"Ah...it's Patriarch Bodhi."

"Yes! You said that such an awesome person like my master can't get along in Buddhism, even the Venerable Kassapa had to run outside, and the Venerable Ananda can get along in the Buddhist sect with such a deep water. Do you think that the second-in-command's position of real power is really free?"

"Well-founded, well-analyzed..."

Ba Jie, who has nothing to say, is right in what she said as a monkey.