Help! I Have Become Enlightened

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Chapter 1 Communism Buddhism

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Because of the strong interference of the Heavenly Court, Maitreya Buddha had no choice but to stop. After letting Dizang and Bodhi leave, he led the Buddha group back to the Daleiyin Temple. It seems that he should discuss the future countermeasures.

On the other side, Taibai Jinxing respectfully invited Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and Patriarch Bodhi to the heavenly court. These two are also well-known figures in the Three Realms. The Jade Emperor has a great opportunity, if he doesn't take the opportunity to severely weaken and attack a wave of Buddhism, the Jade Emperor will be really a fool.

The plan was going smoothly, Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha and Patriarch Bodhi nodded at each other, and followed Taibai Jinxing and the others to the heavenly court. It is very appropriate to end here today.

A drastic change that shocked the Three Realms started without warning, and ended quietly, leaving only the earth-shaking changes that will follow one after another in the future.

And behind this turmoil, a certain black hand behind the scenes, who is not convenient to name, is leisurely returning to Huaguo Mountain at this moment, and Monkey King and Sanzang are following him back together.

Seeing that the unsightly green algae-headed guy was ahead of him, the monkey's eyelids twitched and he couldn't help asking:

"Teacher, aren't you going back to Fangcun Mountain? What are you going to do in my Huaguo Mountain?"

"It's rare to go out, can't you go to your house?"

"Row....."

Although the monkey wanted to say "No", but considering the excessive narrow-mindedness of the green algae-headed bastard in front of him, he still made this answer against his will, at least it was better than being put on shoes for no reason in the future.

The desire to survive made the monkey follow his heart, but the Enlightened One didn't care too much about this small issue, and he went to Huaguo Mountain only because he had business to do.

When they arrived at the monkey's lair, the three sat in the Shuilian Cave, and the Enlightened One spoke:

"After Ksitigarbha and Bodhi went to heaven to meet the Jade Emperor, the heavens will support their actions in the future, both openly and secretly, to suppress and weaken the current Buddhism."

"Ksitigarbha and Bodhi represent the innovative power of Buddhism. The Jade Emperor hopes to use them to attack Buddhism from the inside, so as to attack the influence of Buddhism."

"However, Maitreya Buddha is not a fool. Buddhism will take corresponding precautionary measures to deal with it. Heaven and Buddhism will be in a long-term process of wrestling and confrontation. It will be difficult to distinguish between hundreds of years... thousands of years... The result will come."

The power of Buddhism is not something that can be simply described in just four words. Even Tianting, the actual ruler of the Three Realms, has to give in three steps to Buddhism. The disciples of Buddhism in every corner can be said to be deeply rooted in the Three Realms among.

For Heaven, the biggest threat to Buddhism is not those Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, but the ubiquitous Buddhist disciples in the Three Realms. Monks are really everywhere, in cities, mountains, and villages, there are monks everywhere asking people Spread the teachings of Buddhism.

Someone once said that thought may be the most terrifying plague in the world. It infects ignorant people invisible and silently, lures countless people into lies that have no truth, and places the future on ethereal and useless On the gods and Buddhas.

Everyone has the mentality of praying to gods and worshiping Buddha. Originally, it was enough to worship as a spiritual sustenance, but under the rhetoric of some monks, countless people lost their homes and donated their money to temples, just asking for the blessing of Bodhisattva Buddha, which is very bad.

And the gods, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are the upgraded versions of these monks, tormenting the three worlds for more incense offerings, and torturing mortals for their own selfish desires, it is even more hateful and hateful.

It is clear that Buddhism is like a cancer in the three worlds, but there are still countless people praying to God and worshiping Buddha. They all agree that Buddhism is their savior, even if they are harmed, they still believe in it .

After all, when there are too many lies...and spread widely...then it becomes true, this Buddhism has spread a big lie in the Three Realms, but no one can expose it, no one can expose it, because everyone People who believe in what Buddhism says, but who tell the truth are often regarded as monsters.

As a result, there are countless people in the Three Realms yearning for the "Western" Paradise very much. They all think that one day they will be able to worship in the Western Pure Land. However, they will not know the so-called "Western" until they really see the true face of the "Western" world. The pure land of bliss "freedom" is just a lie.

In the west, a group of devils who eat people and don't spit out their bones sit on the treasure hall, looking at the idiots who came to the door, laughing wantonly.

But even so, the big lie of Buddhism is still the truth in the eyes of mortals in the three realms, because no one can expose the true face of Buddhism, and the phenomenon of a forest of opinions cannot be subverted by one person.

After roughly discussing the situation with the monkey and Sanzang, the Enlightened One said slowly:

"Actually, with Ksitigarbha and Bodhi alone, I don't know how long it will take to completely change the chaos in Buddhism."

"But teacher, you should have internal staff in Buddhism, right?"

"You know again?"

"Hey~~ I'm just guessing about this matter. Teacher, with your status, no matter how you think about it, there must be someone following you."

Monkey's mind is flexible, he can guess the truth from a few words, and the Enlightened One didn't bother to say anything to him, so he continued to explain:

"Don't guess about my arrangement. Now it's mainly about the next plan."

"what's the plan?"

"It won't be a very troublesome thing again..."

Sanzang's inquiry, the monkey's dislike, the Enlightened One put his arms on the stone table, covered his chin with his hands, made an inscrutable look, and said coldly:

"Use magic to defeat magic!"

"what?"

"What?!"

Hearing this, Sanzang and the monkey looked stunned, and Jue Zhe couldn't help laughing out loud, and then explained:

"When a thought brainwashes ordinary people in the Three Realms, then use a stronger thought to wake them up."

"So next, Sanzang, your mission is to preach and preach."

"Spread the red ideology of communism throughout the Three Realms."

It has to be said that Buddhism is very capable of spreading ideas and brainwashing people, but if you want to talk about the spread of Taoism, the great red ideological spirit that represents hope and the future is even more terrifying.

Human beings yearn and pursue a better future, and only the great red communist spirit can achieve this goal. Only when people really understand what is the correct idea, lies will be self-defeating.

The words are correct, but Sanzang has no experience in preaching, and she has no way to start. So far, she can only turn her eyes to the Enlightened One for help.

"Master, how should I preach?"

"It is not to preach, but to "learn scriptures". "

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The Enlightened Being who issued and arranged this task plan was naturally prepared. He used the fate of "Buddhism's great prosperity" set by the Heavenly Way of Journey to the West to complete the spread of communism in one fell swoop.

Due to the prosperity of Buddhism, all beings in the three realms have reflected the future fate of the Dao of Heaven, just like the general stockholders unanimously decide the direction of the stock market. Ran.

For the doomed result of "Buddhism's great prosperity", the Enlightened One is happy to hear that he played a trick, um....Buddhism's great prosperity, is it okay?Learn about the latest communist Buddhism, and I guarantee that you will never suffer a loss if you believe it!

So at this time, in the stock market where Buddhism seems to be as stable as an old dog, a stock with the same name has attracted the attention of the public stockholders. The stockholders saw that the stock was rising fiercely, and they took a closer look. The company is still a branch of Buddhism. , What are you waiting for now, just buy, buy, buy!

Under this concept of stealing the pillars, the old Buddhism is directly taken from the bottom of the pot, and the new communist Buddhism is taking advantage of the wind to make the wind flourish.

Plan pass!

Afterwards, after hearing the details of the mission plan from the Enlightened One, Sanzang half-understood but still didn't understand it clearly, and the monkey was stupefied secretly. Only now did he realize that Mr. Luzaotou is really a black-bellied person. Scary to death, you must never offend him again in the future, otherwise you really don't know how you died.

The "Learning the Sutra" plan is arranged in this way, but there are still many places that need to be arranged in advance. For example, a monkey who wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to sneak away was caught. Do you think there is nothing to do with him?Obviously impossible, the Enlightened Beings will not let such an excellent labor force escape.

"Monkey, I have something to discuss with you, so don't run away!"

"That... Teacher, I think it's better to forget it. You see, I'm clumsy, and I might have messed up your business."

"Don't worry, you won't mess it up, it's better to say you messed up."

"what?"

Hearing this, the monkey was stupefied, but when he saw the dark smile on the Enlightened One's face, his spine immediately shivered. It was definitely not a good thing!

"Monkey, do you want to go to heaven to be a high official?"

"Don't do it, I won't do it even if you kill me!"

"That's it~~~ There is no other way, then we can only follow the original plan to keep you under Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years."

"Wait! What the hell is Wuzhishan? Why did you press me for 500 years! Teacher, I didn't offend you!?"

Sun Wukong wanted to scold all kinds of MMP words, but when faced with the enlightened person's sentence "do it or not", the monkey surrendered very obediently and instinctively.

"Do...I can't do it..."

"Not bad! It's better to hit the sun than to choose the day. Go to the heaven to find your master, just let the Jade Emperor make you a high-ranking official."

Looking at the Enlightened One's dark smile, the monkey even has the heart to scold his mother, but whoever lets himself can't beat the green algae head in front of him can only bow his head and be a monkey obediently.

The enlightened one has a black belly and a darker heart, and the monkey knows he can't stand it, so he has no choice but to go to heaven.

After taking care of Huaguo Mountain, and giving instructions to those apes who can manage things one by one, the monkey stepped on the somersault cloud and flew to the heaven. What kind of misfortune happened.

After fooling (coercing) the monkey into heaven, the Enlightened One also commanded Sanzang:

"You go to Jinshan Temple, and someone will tell you what to do next."

"Understood, Master."

Sanzang didn't talk much, she nodded and obeyed the Enlightened One's order, and flew directly to Nanshan Buzhou. Sanzang could still find Jinshan Temple, after all, she also knew who the people in that temple were. Who.

"In this way, "Journey to the West" can start, um...although it has been changed by the devil. "

He messed up the plot of Journey to the West by himself, Jue Zhe is quite self-aware, but whoever makes him unable to watch it, he can only start to play with new things.

According to the previous plan, Patriarch Bodhi and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva are now in the same camp, and the monkey who showed his face is naturally classified as a disciple of Subhuti and a helper of Ksitigarbha. Of course, Heaven will treat him well and seal this It is completely normal for a monkey to be a high-ranking official.

After all, whoever makes Patriarch Bodhi show his face will go back to Fangcun Mountain, and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva will also go back to the underworld. It is a problem for heaven to curry favor with people. It just so happens that a monkey shows up to show his sense of existence. The Jade Emperor will definitely win over the monkey. Row.

On the other side, after going out of the mountain, Sanzang leveled the Shituo Ridge and killed the three monsters, the Green Lion, the White Elephant, and the Dapeng, and returned to her hometown. When she reappeared, she would put on her real vest. A disciple of the Tathagata Buddha, The reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, the person appointed by the Westbound Project to learn Buddhist scriptures.

As for Sanzang, because she went to Shituoling once, will the experience of beating the three demons away from Shituoling reveal her identity?

Of course it will!Puxian Bodhisattva and Manjusri Bodhisattva are not fools, so the Peacock Daming King may be confused, not knowing who is the murderer who killed her brother, although the person who actually killed Dapeng was the Enlightened One.

There are very few women with great powers in the three realms, and there are very few fierce women who can escape home from the crying father and mother who were beaten by the three demons of Shituoling. I filed a complaint and told Sanzang's detailed appearance. If he showed his identity without concealment, he would definitely be recognized.

So if Sanzang were to appear in front of Buddhists, without a disguise, his identity would definitely be exposed.

"Throw a smoke bomb first. Even if someone sees through it, they will still mistake it for a smoke bomb. Let them guess slowly."

The Enlightened One with bad intentions will become more and more proficient in his ability to stir up troubles, and it will be difficult to distinguish who is the enemy and who is the friend.

Originally there were three major sects of Buddhism, the main sect of Buddhism headed by Maitreya Buddha, the die-hard sect of Tathagata Buddha headed by Venerable Ananda and Venerable Kasyapa, and the affinity heaven sect headed by Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva, and now it is born again the fourth faction.

Headed by Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and Bodhi Patriarch, a new organization that will innovate Buddhism from top to bottom, the Communist Buddhist faction.

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Chapter 2 Monkey King

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There is a Jinshan Temple in Nanfangbuzhou. This temple has a long history, and there is an endless stream of pilgrims who usually come to worship. In Jinshan Temple, there is an elder Faming who is highly respected and respected by the people.

Elder Fa Ming usually goes down the mountain to seek alms for alms and practice, and rarely has time to stay in Jinshan Temple, and if Elder Fa Ming is in Jinshan Temple, there will be many disciples and pilgrims asking to see him, hoping that Elder Fa Ming can give some advice.