Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"My white elephant is usually quite honest. Before that, he ran out to make trouble because of his obsession with ghosts. I also punished him to confine himself in the mountains and cultivate. Why was his head beheaded indiscriminately?"

These two bodhisattvas stood up in unison, and the appearance of invoking the teacher made the monkey almost spit it out. This person is shameless and invincible in the world, and the shameless person who is a god is even more invincible. The black can be said to be white Yes, this ability is absolutely beyond the reach of monkeys.

After Manjusri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva took the lead, the gods and Buddhas instantly got their direction right, yes!Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva has been in Daleiyin Temple. Although he refers to the messenger, he is not the person who did it himself. Naturally, the murderer must find the real culprit, safe!

In an instant, everyone focused their attention on the monkey, seeing that he came in with a bag to cover his head, and his extraordinary ability to fly through the clouds must be the real culprit who killed the green lion, white elephant, and roc. They all made a unified decision to take him under the knife!

Although in fact it was Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva who could not afford to be offended by the boss, and King Peacock Ming wanted to save face, so he could only find someone who was good at surgery to take the blame, so this monkey was set on fire for no reason.

"Bold and monstrous! How dare you break into Daleiyin Temple and even kill someone in my Buddhist sect!!"

An arhat jumped out and blamed him bluntly, the monkey was a little confused, not to mention that he didn't kill these three bastards alone, it's very strange for a person from the Buddhist sect, you Buddhists with feelings are all transformed from beasts?No... It seems to make sense when you think about it carefully. The behavior of some people in Buddhism is really ashamed of even animals.

"The person who killed my younger brother was you monkey monster, right?"

"I said you didn't believe me...?"

"Don't quibble, today you are paying for my brother's life!"

Being targeted by Peacock King Ming who also turned around, Monkey said he was really helpless. The guy who killed the birdman was still watching the fun, and he had to help him take the blame. This world is too difficult.

"My blue lion is dead, but I lack a mount for transportation."

"My white elephant is dead, and there is also one missing gatekeeper beast."

Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva with bad eyesight, although these two people didn't say anything at first, they are actually scheming and sinister people.

It can be said that King Peacock Daming doesn't have much brains, but the two Bodhisattvas who assigned their mounts to turn into monsters to harm the world for their own benefit are absolutely black-hearted.

I listened to the oblique and threatening words aimed at myself, and the monkey said that you can say whatever you like, anyway, it’s a group of guys who are dying, so if you listen to a few more words, you will be a clown and watch a show, which feels pretty good is interesting.

Thinking of this, the monkey couldn't help turning his head and asked the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva beside him:

"You Buddhists are all like this? If you form a circus to perform, you may be famous in the three worlds."

"It's too rewarding, and the monk feels the same way."

Compared with the sarcasm of the two Bodhisattvas, the chorus between the monkey and the Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha caused countless people to be furious. This Nima completely regarded them as clowns. That's fine, but you, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, have gone to the opponent's camp anyway, it's too much!

In Daleiyin Temple, the group of Buddhas was a little out of breath, and compared to these clowns who looked embarrassing at first glance, several of them didn't say a word from the beginning to the end.

Sitting above the group of Buddhas, the chubby Maitreya Buddha with a big belly always had a constant smile on his face, quietly watching the development of the situation.

In a corner, Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned and remained silent. She, who had been in the form of a woman, felt that things were not simple.

Venerable Ananda and Venerable Kasyapa on the other side kept their mouths shut and the other closed their eyes. The Buddhist disciples standing beside them also kept silent and watched the situation quietly.

None of the leaders of the three factions made a statement. The clamor and clamor in this Daleiyin Temple is actually a piece of grass in Buddhism. Just like what the Enlightened One said, there are a lot of people who follow the wind in Buddhism. As the saying goes, if the big guy's legs are thick enough, he can hug him, and if something happens, he will immediately let go and run away.

The phrase "a good bird chooses a tree to live in" can perfectly summarize the behavior of these people. They have no position to speak of, one side is strong and the other is down, and selfishness has no place to run.

So now there are too many sloppy walls, blocking the way, so we have to clean it up!

Blame the group of Buddhas who persecute the monkeys. They are now crowded and aggressive. With Peacock King Ming taking the lead, Manjushri and Puxian Bodhisattva provoked them. Now, the real end is probably not a one-on-one enemy, even if you are a fool, you are not willing to be the first bird.

But... this group of gods and Buddhas who cursed people, they cursed very hard, and the monkey felt very annoyed when he heard it, so he simply asked the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva beside him:

"Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, these flies are very annoying. Can I slap them to death?"

"Although I really want to say no, but you will definitely not obey, so please go ahead."

"It's still Bodhisattva who understands what I mean."

The monkey showed a terrifying smile to Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, and then directly lifted the big cloth wrapped with three heads under its feet, waved its hands and turned back into a golden cudgel, facing the flies beside it without even bothering to look back. Knock it away with a stick, and the golden cudgel instantly turned into a Dinghaishen needle, piercing the Great Leiyin Temple, and crushing dozens of gods and Buddhas on this side to pieces on the spot.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

The screams of the Buddhas fleeing in panic, this is the first time someone dared to fight in Daleiyin Temple, these people were completely scared out of their wits.

The monkeys themselves are powerful and powerful. Those weaker gods and Buddhas are really like flies in his eyes, and they will die if they are hit with a stick. I really don't know how they have the guts to dare to buzz in his ears.

But, it's cool for the monkey to beat the fly to death, but it's also directly taboo.

Sitting on top of the gods and Buddhas at this moment, the smiling eyes of the chubby Maitreya Buddha opened, and at the same time an invisible pressure enveloped the monkeys, as if the sky was pressing down on them and it was difficult to resist. The boss made a move.

Maitreya Buddha is the "Future Buddha". After Tathagata Buddha disappeared, he should have become the master of Buddhism, but this Buddha is not as strong as Tathagata Buddha in managing Buddhism. , very Maitreya-like behavior.

So until just now, even in this Daleiyin Temple, there was a lot of noise, and Maitreya Buddha didn't make a sound to stop it.

But Maitreya Buddha has become the Buddha after all, and it can't be said that he is completely laissez-faire. He can ignore the noise in Daleiyin Temple just now, but he can't when the monkey shot and killed the Buddhist disciples in front of him. When nothing happened.

No matter how much the monkey has a relationship with Ksitigarbha, now Maitreya Buddha has to come up with an explanation, otherwise this Buddhism will simply be disbanded, and it will be really embarrassing if the incident spreads to the Three Realms.

"Hugh is going to be reckless in Daleiyin Temple, let's get caught..."

It was Maitreya Buddha who said such a sentence. His right hand was stretched out towards the monkey. This hand was getting longer and longer, and it was getting bigger and bigger. It was directly to capture and surrender Monkey King.

The monkey just wants to express MLGD, are you people in Buddhism so disgusting? He can’t move at all now, he can only watch this hand grabbing himself, and when the monkey is about to be arrested and brought to justice, A long-lost voice sounded in the Great Leiyin Temple.

"My disciples, it's not your turn to discipline them."

A whisk appeared, and the long hairs on the tail of the dust entangled Maitreya Buddha's hand, directly lifting the hand of the future Buddha back, and then an old man with white hair appeared, and Patriarch Bodhi came.

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Chapter 9 The Prologue of the Three Realms

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In the most holy place of Buddhism, Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan, the wind was raging and the waves were raging. No one expected that Patriarch Bodhi would show up, and the situation became more and more chaotic.

The Bodhi Patriarch is also Subhuti. How can people in Buddhism not know him? As one of the Buddha's ten disciples, Subhuti was once considered to be the person closest to the "Buddha". They are all on par.

It is also because Subhuti does not have a sect view, and believes that all dharmas and ways can be learned from each other. He is a student of Confucianism and Taoism. .1.

Subhuti is a master of learning. After mastering Taoism and Confucianism, he naturally discovered the flaws in Buddhism, and Subhuti is a master of learning with dreams and actions.

There are disadvantages in the Buddhist law. In other words, there is nothing perfect in this world. The laws of all things should follow the changes of the times. Proposals for innovation.

Subhuti's intentions were good, and he put forward innovative suggestions for the sake of Buddhism, but he did not expect to receive great feedback. Buddhists all said that Subhuti had fallen into a demon and was brainwashed by evil ways. Very annoying!

Buddhism is stubborn in thinking, even if the Tathagata is revered as the Buddha, he still has to take into account the meaning of Buddhism as a whole. So far, after the endless debate, Subhuti broke away from Buddhism in a fit of anger, and went to Fangcun Mountain to build a dojo Hidden from the world.

After the failure of the attempt to reform Buddhism, Subhuti didn't bother to care about the affairs of Buddhism anymore, and those former brothers and sisters of the same school became like passers-by from now on, and never interacted with each other.

In fact, the most important thing is that if people in the Buddhist sect really just don't know how to adapt, and each one is stubborn, it's okay to say, is there really a fool for someone who can cultivate into a god and Buddha?Apparently there are definitely still... but definitely not that many.

What really annoyed Subhuti was that Buddhism's metamorphosis did not know how to make progress. From the beginning, Buddhism was for saving suffering and suffering, and became the chief culprit of disasters in the Three Realms.

Generally speaking, it may not be very clear. Let me give you a simple example. The original Buddhism was very simple when it was established. It was like an international aid organization, doing its best to rescue and fight disasters in places around the world. Therefore, there are many passionate young people. Joined this organization, wanting to contribute to world peace.

But as time goes by, Buddhism is widely known all over the world because of its good reputation, and with the development of the organization, there are more and more oil and water inside, which has attracted many people to misbehave. Think about it.

So some people couldn't help but start fishing for oil and water. After the people who caught the oil and water tasted the sweetness, they couldn't stop at all. They used the name of Buddhism and started to make a big profit for themselves, just like greedy capitalists. As long as he can make money for his own interests, he can completely disregard the life and death of ordinary people.

At this time, Subhuti found that there was something wrong with Buddhism, and the greedy capitalists made the whole organization deteriorate, so he put forward a proposal for innovation, just like letting Buddhism go to communism, forcing greedy people to let go of their interests.

However, needless to say, it failed... There are too many greedy guys, and they have almost accounted for [-]% of the Buddhist population. Even the Buddha can't ignore the collective opinions of these people, otherwise the joke about the Peacock Buddha will appear.

There is no hope for innovation, and Subhuti found out in despair that unless Buddhism is completely destroyed, this degenerated Buddhism cannot be corrected. So far, he is so disappointed that he can only leave Buddhism and hide from the world.

But now, hope has come... Subhuti also has the goal of going out of Fangcun Mountain.

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"My disciples, it's not your turn to discipline them."

In Daleiyin Temple, Patriarch Bodhi came out domineeringly. He frightened the audience and made the monkeys dumbfounded. He didn't expect his master to come out of the mountain in person. By the way, this old man with white beard is quite majestic. Normally, he taught his disciples to be kind and amiable in Fangcun Mountain, but today he is extremely domineering.

"Bodhi, it's been a long time..."

Withdrawing his hand, Maitreya Buddha nodded and greeted Subhuti with an unchanged smile. Of course, he knew Patriarch Bodhi, and now it is Subhuti's face to withdraw his hand.

However, the Daleiyin Temple has been punctured, and dozens of gods and Buddhas have been beaten to death with a stick. The place of Buddhism still needs to be found. So far, Maitreya Buddha said bluntly:

"The green lion, the white elephant, and the big roc are originally monsters. They did a lot of evil and deserved to end up like this, but this monkey head fought in this Daleiyin Temple and killed dozens of Buddhist disciples. Disciples should not be lightly forgiven. Bodhi Don't you want to cover him up for doing evil?"

Maitreya Buddha deserves to be Maitreya Buddha. The crimes of the Shituoling Three Demons were determined by him and he directly exposed them. However, the monkey impulsively killed dozens of gods and Buddhas just now, but he fell behind. Now Maitreya Buddha pointed it out. Sin is simply hard to refute.

If it is about the truth, everyone in Buddhism is eloquent and eloquent. I am afraid that even if they talk for three days and three nights, they will not be able to finish it. Subhuti is too lazy to waste time, so he directly replied to Maitreya Buddha:

"It's useless to talk too much! My disciple is Baoding him today. Buddhism has today's status in the Three Realms. It's not just talking about it. Today is to see how much supernatural power you have in the future Buddha."

The right arm is covered with Buddha dust and the left arm. Patriarch Bodhi said bluntly. Although he looks like an old man, he shows a majestic fighting spirit, which makes the monkeys around him a little dumbfounded. Is this still his master?Why does it look like this person preparing to fight is more powerful than himself...

"Oh...sin, sin..."

Maitreya Buddha said so, but in the end he started to do it first. His potbellied and chubby body stood up from the lotus platform, and with one move of his right hand, he conjured a "golden cymbal". This is exactly the story of Journey to the West. The magic weapon that traps Sun Wukong in it will turn into pus and blood if it is trapped in it for three days and nights.

The "golden cymbal" used by Maitreya Buddha and the use of the yellow-browed monster are completely different concepts, and the golden cymbal instantly becomes the same size as the central field of Daleiyin Temple, pressing towards the monkey and Patriarch Bodhi fiercely.

Jin Nao's speed was very fast, and he was about to suppress the people below in a blink of an eye, but Patriarch Bodhi had already made his move. He threw the Buddha dust on his right hand to the ground, and saw that Buddha dust immediately stood on the ground. When it fell to the ground, it grew bigger and bigger and turned into a big tree in the sky, directly supporting the golden cymbal. At the same time, Subhuti directly pulled the monkey out of the Daleiyin Temple, and shouted:

"Go and fight outside Lingshan, my master's dojo cannot be destroyed."

Although he left Buddhism, and the Tathagata Buddha has passed away, Subhuti also recognizes the master who taught him to study the Dharma and practice, but Maitreya Buddha, the new master of Buddhism, has nothing to do in the Tathagata Buddha's dojo. The scruples were completely prepared to destroy the Great Leiyin Temple together.

Patriarch Bodhi took the monkey one step ahead, and Maitreya Buddha followed closely while sitting on the lotus platform. At the same time, other Buddhists also followed. Today, something big happened.

After leaving the range of Daleiyin Temple, the monkey could move freely again. Although he was still carried by his master, it didn't prevent the monkey from asking questions.

"Master, why are you here?"

"Aren't I going to see you monkey head being beaten to death?"

"Uh... isn't my teacher here?"

"Do you think it's convenient for that one to show up now?"

"........."

There is nothing to say, Monkey has a painful feeling that he has been severely betrayed, he shouldn't be involved in the things arranged by the green algae bastard, he was really sold and helped count the money.

In the strategically shifting battlefield, Subhuti flew ahead with a monkey, Maitreya Buddha led the gods and Buddhas to chase after, and there was a melon-eating crowd watching with an unknown Sanzang, and the news Somehow, it has leaked to the entire Three Realms, and even the people from Heaven hurried to join in the fun.

Away from Lingshan, Subhuti stopped when he came to the deserted mountains and ridges of Xiniu Hezhou, put the monkey in his hand away, and said:

"You monkey head is always making trouble for me, asking Dizang to help me get things done quickly."

"Ah! Master, you can't beat that Maitreya Buddha?"

"Nonsense! If being a master is better than Maitreya Buddha, will it be his turn to be a future Buddha?"

"Emmmmmm...."