Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"I challenge you in the name of the Fiona Warriors, Diarmuid Odina! "

"Interesting, then let's play with you."

He didn't pay attention to Lancer in front of him. The Monkey King just stood open and waited for the opponent to attack, because the existence of "King Kong's Indestructible Body" did stand and even Diarmuid couldn't beat him. verb: move.

Holding the red magic gun tightly in his hands, Diarmuid poured all his magic power into the magic gun. The situation last night had already let him know that his "treasure" was useless to the Great Sage Qitian, but this Lancer did not either. Willing to give up this opportunity, since the Monkey King in front of him is so exposed, then Diarmuid is also willing to block this blow!

The magic gun, which can break through all magic defenses, showed a bright red color under Diarmuid's magic power. Facing the defenseless Monkey King, Lancer broke through with all his strength.

"The Demon-Breaking Red Rose"! ! "

The two magic spears in the famous legends of the Fiona Warriors are the treasures that Diarmuid is proud of, but the result of Lancer using his full strength to attack... is still far from the result.

The red magic gun was just like what happened yesterday. The Monkey King's body was more indestructible than diamonds. The red rose that was attacking him with all its strength was still screaming, as if it was about to break due to its powerful force.

"So didn't I say, are you worthy of fighting with me?"

"hateful......"

There is a huge difference in strength between the two, but Diarmuid can't refute the taunting and insulting words of the Great Sage Qitian, and he can't even break through the opponent's defense with a full blow, this is not a battle at all... .It's a world of difference between ants and people.

"Then please leave!"

The Monkey King was coming to attack with the golden cudgel, and at this moment, Dilumuduo was at close range and could not dodge at all. When the Lancer was about to leave the stage, rescue came at a critical moment.

"'Wind King's Hammer'! "

Representing the Einzbern family, Emiya Kiritsugu's servant Saber made an extreme debut. This knight king released the "Wind King Barrier" surrounding the holy sword Excalibur, and a powerful storm of magical power rushed towards the Monkey King .

However, the Monkey King who possesses the "indestructible body of King Kong" is as stable as Mount Tai, not only can't attack him in any way, even a powerful impact can't shake him at all, but Saber's goal is not here.

Diarmuid, who was too close to the Monkey King, was naturally impacted by the storm of the "Wind King's Hammer". This Lancer was thrown aside by the powerful storm at the critical moment when the golden cudgel was about to fall on him. .

At this moment, the golden cudgel that fell into the air hit the ground, and Tong's house suddenly collapsed half as if it had experienced an earthquake, and a huge deep hole appeared on the ground.

"Tsk...the house still collapsed. I don't want to sleep on the street these days."

The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, who was clutching his forehead, was a little annoyed. Although Ma Tong's house collapsed and was destroyed because of his stick, the Great Sage didn't care about this matter. He was more worried about the accommodation problem today.

"Saber, thank you so much!"

"No need to say much, let's face the powerful enemy in front of us."

Diarmuid got up in embarrassment and expressed his gratitude to Saber who saved his life, but the knight king just held the holy sword and focused on the Monkey King. She did not forget that the person in front of her took over her "Treasure Phantasm".

"Is there another one? But it doesn't matter, I hope you can make me more interested."

"Is it like this?"

This is not the answer of Saber and Lancer, but the words of Monkey King who is very familiar with himself as his master Tripitaka.

"It seems that the teacher must re-teach you the etiquette to others!"

The darkness of Matou's house was illuminated, and the light of Buddha from far and near dispelled the night here. It was Sanzang who came here step by step, and she came here as a master who educated her disciples.

"Tsk...it's you again!"

"Wukong, you bastard, you are really rude! Let alone using such a contemptuous attitude towards the enemy, you even call Master "you woman", it seems that I have to teach you from the beginning, let me see .....Let's start with the "Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra"..."

However, the Sanzang relative who came on the stage, she started her habitual behavior, first nagging and preaching before talking...

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Chapter 9 Second Night

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"It's so noisy! You woman is really annoying!!"

Don't want to listen to his master's nagging preaching anymore, the Monkey King is the first to attack and strike down with a golden cudgel. He suffered a big loss last night, and he will not let Sanzang open the Buddhist position. Sun Wukong is determined He planned to wipe out his master with one stick.

"You monkey, it's too much!"

Seeing that the golden cudgel was about to hit him in front of him, Sanzang shouted angrily.

But at this moment, Saber and Lancer are far away and unable to rescue, or even if they are by their side, they cannot resist the attack of Monkey King.

At this critical juncture where her life was at stake, Sanzang was shocked but not panicked at all. She was just angry that her eldest disciple attacked her so recklessly and directly. Really immortal and seriously injured exit.

But Shibie treated each other with admiration for three days. Although it was only a short day, Sanzangqin was no longer a Caster who needed to open a Buddhist field and add BUFF under the teaching of his master (enlightened one).

""Seven Buddhas Extinguish Sins·Lianhua Shenggong""

A trick that had never been seen before was used by Sanzangqin after being taught by the Enlightened One. A huge lotus flower illuminated by the Buddha's light bloomed in front of her, holy and peaceful and inviolable.

Although Monkey King didn't know what the shield-like lotus in front of his master was, he did not hesitate to hit it down with all his strength, but the result was unexpectedly astonishing!

Just like the situation where Lancer's magic spear stabbed Monkey King just now, this Monkey King who can cause landslides and earth cracks with a single golden cudgel, but his attack with all his strength was resisted by the lotus flower, and it didn't help at all. Effect.

"what!?"

"Smelly monkey, look at the trick!"

Monkey King who was shocked to see that his attack didn't work, and Sanzangqin who was very angry because this bastard disciple dared to hit him, immediately bombarded him with a unique move.

"'Lianhua Shenglu opens the sky'!" ! "

The lotus flower in front of Sanzang's eyes turned into Buddha's light and melted into her palm, and the next moment, a powerful and terrifying move to subdue demons came out.

For a split second, there was no time to dodge the Monkey King who was bombarded by Sanzangqin's unique move, and he flew upside down a hundred meters away and fell to the ground, smashing a big hole along the way.

"Hiss! ——It hurts!!"

Monkey King climbed up from the ground in embarrassment, and covered the chest that had been bombarded just now with one hand. Sanzangqin's move once again penetrated the "indestructible body of King Kong" of her eldest disciple.

"You woman, where did you learn these violent tricks!?"

It’s okay to be warned by my master Dharma (physics) last night. After all, it’s not surprising that she can be regarded as a heroic spirit with one or two hands to restrain herself. He was beaten to the ground, Monkey King was so confused that he doubted human (monkey) life.

"Stop talking nonsense! Today, as a teacher, I will teach you a good lesson!!"

Sanzang, who was angered by a naughty monkey, felt ashamed of her master's teachings if she didn't let the monkey experience the "Dharma" today.

At this moment, Saber and Lancer were also in a daze. These two servants who also participated in the Holy Grail War had no way to intervene. They could only see Master Sanzang rubbing her eldest disciple, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, on the ground.

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At the same time, the Enlightened One is using "He Xintong" to broadcast the live broadcast of the Fourth Holy Grail War to all the elders in the Buddhist network.

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "It shouldn't be, logically speaking, the power of "Lianhua Shenglu Kaitianguang" should be more than that? "

"Thunderbolt Buddha": "However, because all the Buddhist secrets I taught and passed away are all improved versions."

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "Buddha, let me explain!"

"Thunderbolt Buddha": ""Lianhua Shenglu Kaitianguang" is originally a trick to save the world comprehended by Jin Mantou who absorbed the power of the four lotus. The power is naturally extremely powerful, but if you want to use this unique trick, you must Only those with the power of Buddha lotus can release it. "

"So after I improved this unique technique, it can be used together with Master Taozi's "Lianhua Shenggong", but the power is also reduced accordingly. "

"Enlightened One": "Huh? There is such an operation!?"

"Thunderbolt Buddha": "Of course there is, only you can't think of it, there is nothing I can't do."

"The Buddha on vacation with Jesus": "It's no wonder that this monkey's "indestructible body" can be broken, but the power of the discount makes the damage not obvious. "

"The Enlightened One": "Hey! Buddha, do you know how the "indestructible body of the vajra" of the Monkey King was broken? "

"The Buddha on vacation with Jesus": "Of course! To use a simpler metaphor, the monkey's "indestructible body" is the same as the invincible buff in FGO that is always hanging on the body. "

"Sanzangqin, the Buddhist position she blessed last night, and the treasure "Five Elements Mountain Sakyamuni Tathagata Palm" all have your power components, which is equivalent to putting an invincible penetrating BUFF on yourself, so the "King Kong Indestructible Body" The effect is almost non-existent. "

"The same! "Lianhua Shenglu Kaitianguang" was originally a move to save the world and subdue demons, and the unique move performed by Sanzangqin was also taught by you personally. It is not surprising that you can break the "King Kong Indestructible Body". "

"The Enlightened One": "So that's how it is! I said why the Sanzangqin hammered the monkey into melon skin so easily."

Leaving aside a group of Buddhist bigwigs who were watching the live broadcast of the Fourth Holy Grail War, the scene shifted to Matou's house.

A certain monkey was slapped on the ground with another "Great Brahma Palm" by his master, eating dirt on his face, and the Monkey King was finally furious.

Summoning back the golden cudgel that had been beaten away, Monkey King got up and immediately slammed the stick on the ground, and the vibrations like an earthquake completely turned the Jian Tong family into ruins. The Sanzang relatives distanced themselves.

"Have you had enough trouble, woman!!"

"Although I don't know where you learned these violent moves, but now I'm not interested in playing with you!"

Sun Wukong, who was hit by the "Five Elements Mountain Sakyamuni Palm" last night, his treasures and most of his magical powers were sealed and unable to use, but this Monkey King has more than just these methods.

"Somersault Cloud Come!"

The well-known Monkey King is famous for two legends, one is the Ruyi Golden Cudgel that weighs [-] catties, and the other is the "somersault cloud" that can tumble for hundreds of thousands of miles.

Immediately there was a whistling sound of surging winds and clouds, and the appearance of solid clouds and mist appeared under the feet of Monkey King, and the mythical "somersault cloud" appeared in the world.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Sanzang immediately took another "laughing hero" to shoot it, and the Monkey King suddenly flew into the sky with clouds and mist.

"Stupid! Grandpa can fly!!"

"Wait, stop! Wukong, you cheated, haven't I already sealed your "Noble Phantasm" and "Supernatural Power"! ? "

Seeing his master who protested loudly, Monkey King was elated again, as if he thought Sanzang was not angry enough, he added jokingly:

"The "Somersault Cloud" belongs to my equipment pendant like the Golden Cudgel. Even if the "72 Changes" and "Treasure Phantasm" are sealed by you, it doesn't matter, I can still continue to fly! "

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Chapter 9 Second Night

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The Holy Grail War on the second night was all kinds of surprises, not to mention that Master Sanzang beat her eldest disciple Sun Wukong to the ground and rubbed against the ground, and the Monkey King also called out "somersault clouds" to make the battle stalemate and slow.

The Monkey King is in the sky, and the "Somersault Cloud" he rides has a speed advantage that many gods in mythology can't match. Although he felt a little embarrassed to be summoned when he was fighting with his master at this moment, but The huge advantage that "Somersaulting Cloud" brought to Monkey King also made him sneer at his master with complacency.

"You woman is always nagging and annoying to death, if there is no "tightening curse" when you go west to learn Buddhist scriptures, I can't help but want to kill you a long time ago! "

Even though the Monkey King at this moment is the Monkey King in the period of "Havoc in Heaven", the memories of the "Monkey Kings" are interconnected and coexistent, and the monkey is most impressed by his master's nagging skills and even being able to It is simply horrible to teach the demon to the point of suicide!

Taking advantage of the fact that he was at a high altitude and Sanzang was out of reach, Monkey King confides a lot of trivial matters on the westbound road, and Sanzang below can be seen stamping his fists angrily.

Leaving aside the scene of the battle between the Matou family, the masters who used familiars or technological tools to monitor the scene are all thinking.