Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Help!I have become an enlightened being!Author; President of the Gentlemen's Club

The enlightened one is also the one who touches the fish.No matter how strong the strength is, the more people can touch the Buddha.

When a Buddhist otaku wakes up, he suddenly becomes a Buddha.

Here, because the Infinite Shipwreck wants to destroy the Goudako of the Moon.

The tj life of the Buddha and Jesus "Saint Brother".

Whether the Holy Spirit is a dove, or is it the dove's heavenly father, Jesus Dove.

The Legend of the Awakened, Serialized!

Chapter 1 I have become an enlightened being!

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A monk once asked the Buddha why people in this world can never be detached, and all living beings are troubled by greed, anger, ignorance, arrogance, doubt, and the five poisons.

The Buddha replied to the monks that only when people in the world have experienced all kinds of sufferings in reincarnation can they understand their original mind and become a person of great wisdom.

The monk asked the Buddha again, why there are always treacherous and evil people in the world who cannot be freed, and the teachings of Buddhism cannot persuade them to do good.

The Buddha answered the monks, the cause and effect of the world respond to reincarnation, good and evil will eventually have retribution in the end.

The monk finally asked the Buddha: "I can't bear to see the suffering in the world, how should I save my life?"

The Buddha thought for three seconds, and answered the monk: "Just send those who don't want to be enlightened to see me."

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"So... why did I become an enlightened being?"

Sitting cross-legged on the lotus platform, the World Honored One with the meditation seal in his hand muttered to himself, if you don't listen to what he is saying, and look away from a distance...he is the existence revered as the Buddha by the world .

There are many names for Buddha, but only a few are known by the world, such as "Sakyamuni", "Dari Tathagata", "Buddha"......

"So... why did I become an enlightened being in the moon world?"

The Buddha who asked himself again opened his closed eyes slowly, revealing a pair of eyes with great wisdom.

Obviously some time ago he was a Buddhist otaku living leisurely, living a normal life of "anything, it's okay, it doesn't matter" every day, and then for some reason he woke up and became an enlightened person of the moon world.

The enlightened being in the moon world, but just driving the magnetic levitation cannon of "Sacred King of the Wheel", is a BUG-level existence that can hang Nero.

"Hey... let it be..."

I don't know if he inherited the power and wisdom of the Enlightened One, or if he was originally a Buddhist nerd with a calm mind, he slowly closed his eyes and continued to sit cross-legged on the lotus platform, meditating quietly with his hands in the meditation seal.

However, even as a Buddhist nerd, he would not be able to bear it if he did not eat or drink for a long time, and there is a reason why this enlightened being can keep so calm.

An existence in the brain called "Buddhist Network" appeared in the mind of the Buddhist otaku after he became an enlightened person, and this cyberspace like a chat room has various Big guy inside.

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"Awakened" is online.

"The Buddha on vacation with Jesus": "Oh, enlightened one, are you okay today?"

"Enlightened One": "When will I have something to do again?"

"The Buddha on vacation with Jesus": "Haha, for me, meditation and practice are the same as work. It's rare to come to Japan for vacation with Jesus now."

"Awakened One": "Hey, I don't know if I don't know why... I was an ordinary person a few days ago, why am I now an Awakened One?"

"Thunderbolt Buddha": "Little brother, you have a predestined relationship with the Buddha."

"Enlightened One": "Big brother, there is more than a destiny..... I have become a Buddha now!"

"Thunderbolt Buddha": "Little brother, I don't need to say anything. I have taught you a technique called "Babulong Shenhuo". I believe it will be of great use to you. "

"Enlightened One": "Big brother, I'm not a golden mantou...nor a confrontation with Qitiandi."

"Thunderbolt Buddha": "If you don't have hard work in your hands, how can you pass it on to your disciples? How can you let them subdue the wicked and teach Buddhism?"

"Enlightened One": "I don't have any disciples..."

"Father Conquering Demons": "This statement is wrong! Enlightened One, don't you have a high-ranking disciple of Tripitaka under your name, and look at my poor disciple Tripitaka...the gap is very big!

"Enlightened One": "You just want to find a beautiful woman to be your apprentice..."

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "The Enlightened One understands my mind! My brother, I have a "Tathagata God's Palm" that descended from the sky, how about passing it on to you? "

"Awakened One": "You are more than just descending from the sky... you have descended from the universe, okay?"

"Jesus living with Buddha": "Oh! What interesting topic do you seem to be discussing?"

"Enlightened One": "Speaking of which... a guy with a very strange painting style came in!"

"The Buddha on vacation with Jesus": "Jesus is very interested in the Buddhist network we have established with "He Xintong", so I invited him in. "

"Jesus who lived with the Buddha": "Let me also join in. I have the fighting skills taught by Jacob here. Do you want to learn?"

"Enlightened One": "I don't want to punch the sea apart... Really, as Buddhas are so violent, how do you make your disciples think?"

A Buddhist otaku who just wants to simply live a life of indifference to the world. Now, as an enlightened being, he is trying to save the last dignity of the Buddha.

"Thunderbolt Buddha": "Student under my name? Are you talking about the golden mantou who says "the world is like chess, the world is unpredictable, laugh at all heroes"? ?”

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "It may also be about my villain Sanzang. He has already deceived many demons with various tricks."

"Awakened One": "......"

There is nothing to say, the only respect left in my heart for the Buddha has been wiped out. No wonder the recent eminent monks are more violent than the other. It turns out that the guy who is the Buddha is the culprit.

In the end, the stunts of the buddhist buddies were forwarded to the Enlightened One through the "Buddhist Network", saying that it can be used by him to teach his disciples in the future, or to appear on the stage.

"Hey, so... why did I become an enlightened being? There is no Buddha to explain my confusion."

All the Buddhas in the "Buddhism Network" just accepted the Enlightened One with a smile without saying a word, and they didn't care that the Enlightened One was just a young Buddhist who lived by fishing, as if the cause and effect had already been doomed.

"Forget it...let's continue watching."

After becoming an enlightened person, there are unexpected benefits. He can use "Tianyantong" and "Tianeartong" cross-world follow-up dramas, which is really great for Buddhist nerds.

But... the long time of fishing and making up is too boring, and coupled with the enlightened being in the moon world, he slowly opened his eyes full of great wisdom again.

"Let's go and have a look."

Here, the figure of the enlightened being disappears into this space beyond samsara.

On the other side, Alaya, who was drinking tea with Gaia, saw something that surprised her, and immediately couldn't help but sprayed a sip of tea on Gaia's face.

Gaia silently wiped off the tea on her face with her right hand, and after Alaya saw that Gaia was about to lose her temper, she immediately explained:

"The Enlightened One! The Enlightened One has taken the initiative to participate in the Holy Grail War!!"

"what!?"

Gaia, who was immediately surprised, understood what was going on. It was no wonder that Alaya was overly surprised and lost his composure just now. After all, the Enlightened One is an existence that has surpassed reincarnation, and even an extraordinary saint who has broken away from the root.

"An existence like the Enlightened One, how could he be interested in the Holy Grail War!?"

Immediately, Alaya and Gaia both paid attention to this matter together, and they locked their eyes on the place where the Enlightened One went, which is called the beginning of the "Fourth Holy Grail War"!

Chapter 2 The Fourth Holy Grail War

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Emiya Kiritsugu, a man known as the "Magician Killer", joined the Einzbern family as a representative to realize his long-cherished wish of saving everyone, and participated in the fourth Holy Grail War nine years later as a representative.

After he married Irisviel and gave birth to Ilyasviel, the beginning of the Holy Grail War is about to begin. As the candidate selected by the Einzbern family to participate in the war, Emiya Kiritsugu has already obtained the Qualified to participate in the Fourth Holy Grail War, the Command Spell.

The holy relics of the heroic spirits summoned in this Holy Grail War were also determined by the Einzbern family, and as a participant, Emiya Kiritsugu only had to think about how to win.

But... after seeing his beautiful wife and lovely daughter, this long-cherished man's heart softened, and he murmured to himself:

"Could it be...do you really have to sacrifice Ellie..."

"Of course not."

A voice full of great wisdom sounded in Emiya Kiritsugu's mind. This "Magician Killer" immediately became vigilant and prepared for battle. Now it will be the fourth Holy Grail War. If an enemy invades and destroys the opponent in advance, it is not out of the question. .

"There is no need to be nervous, a person with a long-cherished wish to save the world."

Emiya Kiritsugu was surprised to find that the Command Seal on his arm began to emit light, and a magic circle for summoning heroic spirits automatically formed in front of him, and then dissipated with the dazzling colored light circle.

A saint who has transcended reincarnation appeared in front of Emiya Kiritsugu.

At this moment, Emiya Kiritsugu who was holding a cigarette in his mouth opened his mouth wide in shock, and the smoke fell out of his mouth involuntarily.

On the other hand, in the "Buddhist Network", the Enlightened Ones are frantically asking their predecessors.

"Enlightened One": "Is it okay to appear on stage like this? Will it be out of character?!"

"The Buddha on vacation with Jesus": "I think it's OK. When Jesus and I play, we never talk about cards."

"Thunderbolt Buddha": "The poem name, the most important thing is the poem name! As a big name, how can you not read the poem name, this is the industry rule."

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "You have to be big to show your momentum. You have to use an avatar bigger than the earth first to have momentum."

"Enlightened One": "......"

After asking the enlightened beings who didn't ask, this group of Buddhist seniors is more unreliable than the other, so he should do it himself.

The Enlightened One who appeared in front of Emiya Kiritsugu, with his hands in the meditation seal, closed his eyes and sat cross-legged on the lotus platform that he brought, silently showing his demeanor.

Emiya Kiritsugu, who was scared off by smoking a cigarette, finally came to his senses, and he asked cautiously.

"excuse me, you are?"

"I'm just an ordinary practicing monk."

Enlightened ones try to use concise words to describe themselves. They can't read high-level poems, and they can't use external avatars that are bigger than the earth. It's okay to be simple, right?

Talking about the self-cultivation of a buddhist otaku, and the Awakened One is obviously full of my appearance that is not ordinary at all, coupled with the mysterious appearance, even if you kill Emiya Kiritsugu, you will not believe that the person in front of you is just an "ordinary" person. practicing monks".

"May I ask who you are? And what you said just now...and you know my wish!?"

Asking all his questions in one breath, Emiya Kiritsugu has never been a man who drags his feet. This mysterious Buddha is obviously not an ordinary existence, maybe he can really help him fulfill his long-cherished wish.

"Then, call me the Enlightened One. "