Today's Blank is Also Unbeaten

Did you bring anyone back?

I should be honest, but in a situation like this, I chose white lies, very white lies to myself.

Yes, I brought people back.

He patted me and praised, "Good boy, I really can't see it, so I won't bother you."

After he finished speaking, he smiled secretly, and hurriedly pulled his girlfriend into his room. After a while, there was a faint sound of suppressed breathing in the room.

I turned on the water, and there was no one in the bathroom. After a while, I felt it was wasteful and pointless, so stupid, I turned off the water and went back to my room to fall asleep.

Afterwards, my roommate said that I had a girlfriend, and he was so excited that it was as if he had found a new girlfriend.

When others hear it, they ask me, do you have a girlfriend.

I can't deny it, I can't tell them I'm running the water and there's no one in the bathroom.

So then I had a rough time, I couldn't go to the bachelors' rave parties, they winked at me and rejected me.

Because they heard, I have a girlfriend.

Go with your girlfriend!

A group of them booed me away.

The company issued movie tickets, and they gave me two on purpose.

Go out and hang out with your girlfriend more and communicate feelings.

In the face of their enthusiasm, I pretended to be moved, but where would I find another person to accompany me to the movies?

After all, I run the water and there is no one in the bathroom.

I don't have a girlfriend either.

So I went to the movie alone, took two to do, and there was popcorn I bought next door.

Are you arguing with your girlfriend.

Their questions gradually increased, and I didn't know how to answer them, so I could only perfunctory.

Fortunately, not often noisy.

This is real.

We haven't had a fight.

Because I don't have a girlfriend, where's the quarrel?

It's weird that they don't see my girlfriend for a long time.

Why can't I see your girlfriend.

There are also outspoken girls warning that if you never buy anything for your girlfriend, and if you say no quarrel, then you are about to break up!

So, they took me to buy some women's gadgets, some of which are really good, I think, when I give her, she will be happy, right?

Of course, I don't have a girlfriend, so that's out of the question.

Later, they also said that they hadn't met my girlfriend, and never had.

What can I do?

I can't tell them,

The water was on by me, and there was no one in the bathroom.

I can't speak.

After that, I bought some sanitary pads, unusual sizes, as well as lip balm, some foundation, and a lot of all kinds of gadgets that women can use.

Someone came to my room, saw these things, and asked who it was.

It belongs to my girlfriend, because she sometimes spends the night here, so I prepared some daily necessities for her, such as sanitary napkins, which are the ones she uses specially.

After hearing this, the woman burst into tears and grabbed his boyfriend's sleeve.

Look at people!

The man looked embarrassed and looked at me with respect.

Who wouldn't believe me, who wouldn't believe I had a girlfriend?

It's just that she is eccentric, doesn't like going out, and doesn't like meeting people.

In order not to waste it or let others see the flaws, I wiped the foundation on my face before going to work.

If I had a camera that took pictures of my bedroom every day, I would see those things decrease day by day, and it would look like an invisible girlfriend was using it.

Everyone believes I have a girlfriend, and no one finds out,

I actually turned on the water, and there was no one in the bathroom.

……

Another long time passed.

I met your girlfriend a few days ago. She greeted me very politely, very beautiful, and very considerate to you. She is really a good girlfriend.