I Became an Anonymous Boss

Tie Sheng raised his eyebrows unexpectedly: "Say, I'll let you go after I finish."

Seeing Monk Xuankong's angry expression on King Kong's face, the little novice said with a bitter face, "The message is..."

The entire courtyard was quiet for ten breaths, and after ten breaths, a torrent of wind and snow broke out in the courtyard.

A little golden man took off directly on the spot, flew a hundred meters away, and flew towards the hall like a humanoid missile.

The person was hung on the wall, embedded in the wall, and a big braised egg bald head shone with golden light like an LED light.

"Bah..." Monk Xuankong spat out a mouthful of dust and lowered his head: "Tie Sheng is a bastard...poor...the old monk is careless."

In the courtyard, Fengli and Lan Xiangxue put their swords back into their sheaths, and they looked at Tie Sheng by coincidence: "This monk wasted a lot of time, and I will settle accounts with him later, but you, what is the matter with you?"

Tie Sheng stroked his chin: "It's just reminiscing about the past, I didn't want to trouble him."

"Do you believe this?" Lan Xiangxue said calmly.

"I really don't believe it. Go find him. I won't follow. Seeing him burnt out will make me happy, but it's not suitable for talking about serious business." Tie Sheng threw away the little novice, turned around and waved: "For me Take a message to Shenmo Mowen, telling him that tomorrow at noon, I will come to the temple again... If he dares to let me go, don't blame me for killing him."

The ferocious wolf king put his palms together and said, "Amitabha."

……

With a shiver, Shirataki woke up.

"Are you sleeping well, sir?" The soft voice wafted into her ears, and the woman asked softly.

"I seem to have a dream..." Shirataki said to himself, "I thought I would stop having dreams after entering the Myriad Universe Realm."

"What kind of dream?"

"I dreamed of a monk ascending to heaven, and the other party told me in a dream..."

"Say you put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha right away? Or advise you to return to vulgarity as soon as possible?"

"Is it okay to return to vulgarity? I'm not a monk."

"The young master is not married yet, and he is about to become a monk." Qin Buhui hinted at urging marriage between the lines.

"Cough! That monk uttered a dirty word, then his tongue was pulled out, and he was thrown into Tongue Pulling Hell." Bai Taki said strangely: "This dream is a bit outrageous."

"It's a good thing." Qin Buhui said with a light smile, "It's a dream, it means that the young master is indeed sleeping soundly, and it also proves that he was indeed exhausted before."

"That's unlikely, I'm super brave." Bai Taki smelled the scent like musk and orchid, and he coughed lightly: "It's been so long, your legs are numb, let me get up first..."

"Let's wait a little longer." Qin Buhui said: "Didn't the young master say that sleeping until the sun is three poles every day is the greatest enjoyment in life? If you don't want to get up and don't get up, it's also a kind of man."

"This is not a bed, and the sun is almost setting." Shirataki's head was still pinned by her sideways: "Don't move around, I'm picking your ears."

"You still do this?"

"No, just use a small cotton swab to turn it gently." Qin Buhui said straightforwardly, "Is it comfortable?"

"It's okay. Generally, you will feel something coming in and out of your body."

"Bah." Qin Buhui spat: "My lord is low."

"I'm talking about eating popsicles, what are you thinking? Hiss, lightly lightly!"

"A spineless man, he just talks but doesn't practice tricks."

"Is that what you were angry about?"

"My lord, you should be a little more self-conscious and proactive. Princess Nishang has often complained to me." Qin Buhui joked: "She must have the same idea as Beiming Qingqiu, and I want to ask you, lord, is your heart made of iron and stone? of."

Shirataki: "..."

He took a deep breath: "Actually, there is one thing I should confess to you."

"I already know about Fanyue Valley's son-in-law."

"Why do you all know? No, I'm just a Taoist protector, not a son-in-law!"

"Well, so I just know that there is no additional reaction, otherwise this wooden stick will pierce a little deeper. It is very big, so bear with it."

"It's only the size of a toothpick..." Bai Taki rubbed the center of his brows, "And I didn't intend to be a son-in-law. Hearing this, I felt—oh, this is another soft-boiled man."

"Who said that he has a bad stomach and must eat soft rice."

"It's not the same, it's really different. Does everyone know that they still want to eat soft rice?"

"So the young master wants to eat soft food secretly? What's the difference between this and stealing one's ears?"

"Yes, as long as I can plug other people's ears, stealing will be great!"

"Heretics." Qin Buhui suddenly bent down and lowered his voice: "Then it's fine if you don't want to be a son-in-law. There's a lot of soft food here, just do it secretly, don't let others know."

"Already eating." Shirataki said.

"This doesn't count." Qin Buhui shook his head and said, "Peach Blossom Cake is not considered soft food."

"I'm not talking about you." Bai Taki said slowly, "It's not about people from here either."

Qin Buhui's expression froze, she didn't show any violent shake, but asked tentatively: "Yes, the son's hometown?"

Shirataki nodded: "Yes."

Qin Buhui asked softly, "Married?"

"Not yet." Bai Taki said in his heart that after all, the parents objected, and my aunt was guarding the door with slippers and a guardian beast, how could she take it home.

"Lover..." Qin Buhui lost his mind for a moment: "I never thought that Young Master would find a lover in his hometown."

"Why do your words sound so wrong?" Bai Taki squinted: "Is it true that I'm so lazy that I can't even have a girlfriend?"

"I don't mean that, but the young master has always underestimated himself in the past." Qin Buhui smiled: "I always thought that the young master is a visitor from outside, so the people in my hometown must be gods."

"In a sense... yes, there are all kinds of people. They can defeat the monsters who control the sky with just a knife, and the blue star hunters who hunt the legendary creature dragons; The interstellar hamster who plundered around the universe, carrying hundreds of battle armors; the grandpa traveler who swept across the Tivat continent, frightened the people of Qiuqiu, and made the demon god's scalp tingle; ordered the tactical dolls to fight, death and rebirth, never-ending battle The commander of the battlefield; the chief commander of the Hanging Garden, where the virus is raging in the doomsday wasteland and guarding the last glory of mankind; the passing of the torch, the age of flames, the successor of the dark soul, the ashes that don't burn out; and all kinds of The version of the adventurer..."

Shirataki opened his mouth in various ways.

Qin Buhui: "I don't understand, but I was greatly shocked."

Shirataki smiled: "In fact, most of them are bearded, but the level of technology is very solid, that is, it is a little less mysterious and more realistic, but there are also various changes in my hometown, so there are too many to talk about. "

"I can listen slowly."

"But what I want to talk about is not the change in my hometown, but... I have a lover."

Qin Buhui fell silent.

She lowered her hand slightly, and half of her face fell into the shadow, making it difficult to discern her expression at this time.

Then she asked, "What's her name?"

"Duanmujin." Shirataki didn't dare to add Rei Hanyu's name, so he could only say something in his heart—I'm sorry, Rei.

"I remember." Qin Buhui said, and then there was no further text.

Shirataki asked in surprise, "You have nothing to say?"

Qin Buhui was in a calm mood: "I can't judge a woman I don't know or understand."

Bai Taki scratched his cheek: "It's true, your reaction is normal, it would be great if Nan Xinmo was like you."

Qin Buhui asked strangely: "Have you talked about this with Princess Nishang?"

"No..." Bai Taki's tone was low: "Don't dare to say it, for fear of being chased by her with a castration knife and chopping down eighteen streets."

"A wise choice." Qin Buhui breathed a sigh of relief: "It's hard for me to imagine how fierce the princess's reaction will be. She will probably say something like 'If you can't get it, just force X you'?"

... No, that's already been said.

Shirataki sighed: "I have to find a way to explain this to her, and I have to show my cards."

"Why the showdown?"

"If there is no showdown, how will she accept it?" Bai Taki said to himself, "Short-term pain is worse than long-term pain."

"She won't accept it." Qin Buhui said softly.

"That's why I appreciate you even more. A considerate girl always makes people feel relaxed."

"Because I can naturally accept the fact that your son has a lover?" Qin Buhui's tone couldn't hear the slightest unnaturalness.

"It's also because your reaction is very natural, unlike other people...too tragic." Bai Taki couldn't bear to look back and said: "When Beiming Qingqiu saw Duan Mujin, he was overwhelmed by a few words and went out crying. Standing in the middle of the snow, neither sitting nor standing, neither left nor right, they smiled at me, and my head blossomed, or two flowers bloomed... I almost had to die there."

"Beiming Qingqiu, is the holy lady? She and Nan Xinmo are of the same attribute." Qin Buhui smiled: "Isn't it good?"

"Where is it?"

"After all, isn't the son staying here safe and sound? He obviously has a lover, but he is sleeping on another woman's lap." Qin Buhui joked: "Are other women prettier than girlfriends?"

Shirataki: "..."

Tsk, why are they getting more and more proficient at playing tricks?Is this my problem too?

"My girlfriend is the prettiest." He said to himself, both of them.

"It would be better if the young master answered simply. Next time, remember not to hesitate." Qin Buhui taught him the lesson.

"Remember, Master Qin, cut directly to the middle next time." Bai Taki sighed: "But if this kind of thing happens again a few times, I'm really going to die suddenly... I'm really afraid of that kind of scene. When I meet Nan Xinmo, Mars hits the earth directly."

"What's the matter? Could it be that the princess will chop you with an axe?"

"Will do."

"No, she is reluctant." Qin Buhui said: "Everyone is reluctant, and will not lose their temper with the young master."

"Even if it's just looking at me, I can't bear it." Bai Taki strangled his neck: "I feel like I'm about to suffocate! I'd rather go to the locker room to practice wrestling with Xuan Kong."

"Young Master's moral standard is too high, you can let it go properly." Qin Buhui persuaded softly: "Why does a man have no wife? What about three wives and four concubines? You need to get used to it." .”

"Although you have many shortcomings, you don't know how to please girls, your mouth is not sweet enough, and you often say crazy things to yourself. It's normal to hate you like a girl like Lingyun, but these are not problems, they are okay. Change, a little difficulty can be overcome, as long as you listen to my advice more, you will be able to deal with all kinds of girls with ease soon."

"Ah..." Bai Taki was stunned: "Are you going to teach me the self-cultivation of the king of the sea?"

"No, it's just a little trick to deal with girls." Qin Buhui put one hand on the center of the towering chest: "They are all easy to coax, because girls who can fall in love with you must be very infatuated."

"Most of the women in Southern Tang are infatuated."

"Well……"

"I'm a little narcissistic, you don't have to think about it seriously."

"I just suddenly realized that I might be making enemies with half of the women in the Southern Tang Dynasty." Qin Buhui raised the corners of his lips: "When I think of Mo Wen, the third god on the list of people they are thinking about, just lying on my lap like this On the face, like an ill-behaved brain axe, the corners of the mouth can't stop rising, and the heart is a little swollen, but I easily get what they can't get."

"Vanity, it's too vain." Shirataki shook his head to express that it was inappropriate.