I Became an Anonymous Boss

"Hiss... are you a female praying mantis!" Bai Taki suddenly thought of the murder case in the episode of Black Cat Sheriff, which can be called the shadow of childhood.

"How do you know if you don't try?" Nan Xinmo smiled charmingly.

"Cough! Since you trust me, let me just say one thing today..." Bai Taki's expression gradually became serious: "I wanted to go to jail, so I killed Tong Liangren. His head was only a prerequisite for me to be imprisoned." , I also need Feng Jiuge to cooperate with me and help me send me to the prison area I want to go to."

Nan Xinmo couldn't help frowning: "Do you want to escape or rob prison?"

"Neither of them." Bai Taki's face sank like water: "I want to go to jail to deal with one person."

"It takes so much trouble to deal with someone. Since I am a person in prison, I have plenty of ways."

"Fishing requires bait." Shirataki tapped his fingers on the table: "The water in the prison is relatively deep, you are not suitable, and you can't grasp it."

"The prison you mentioned should not be an ordinary prison..."

"Of course, no matter what, it should be a promotion city level..."

"I have only seen two places of this level of prison. One is the Zhenmo Prison under Si Tianjian, and the other is the Tian Prison used by the top criminals in the Southern Tang Dynasty. It is located in Xuzhong Mountain." Nan Xinmo said: "What kind of prison can there be in Fengwu City?"

"You may not know this. In fact, Fengwu City is one of the four famous cities. Its original name was not Fengwu City, but... City of Death!"

Shirataki said with a pause: "The Southern Tang Dynasty destroyed the country once, and then the dead Su Sheng was caught and forced to be pulled out of the cemetery to be resurrected. However, the pain of the Southern Tang Dynasty's destruction of the country is engraved in history. In my memory, this Fengwu city was used as a large prison back then, countless people from the Southern Tang Dynasty died here, and countless innocent souls lingered in this place for hundreds of years."

"You have to ask me why I know this, because I found an ancient city that was almost forgotten by history. There, I got the score and charm of Shentianxiang. One of the places left behind by the massacre is also one of the cities of the dead, where countless unjust souls linger, and at night, millions of dead souls come out of the cage."

"Massacre, extermination, this is indeed impossible in ordinary wars. After all, conquering land and people is the ultimate goal."

"The country that destroyed the Southern Tang Dynasty is the Great Zhou Kingdom..."

"And the state religion of Dazhou is the Black Lotus Sect... Now the Black Lotus Sect has split into the Wuji Demon Sect and the Witch God Sect."

"From here you can know that its nature is definitely not good. The attack on Nantang is not only to plunder wealth and land, but also to create massacres and bloody sacrifices. They need human lives."

Shirataki paused for a moment when he said this.

"Fengwu City is undoubtedly a city of death in vain in the past. I got information about it in the past. The reason why I didn't come here in the past may be because I was afraid. Although I am not afraid of ghosts, the scene of thousands of ghosts coming out of the cage is still the same. It’s vivid.”

Nan Xinmo didn't doubt that there was a lie, but just asked: "Even though Fengwu City was a dead city in the past, it hasn't seen anything unusual for hundreds of thousands of years now. What are you looking for here?"

Bai Taki spat out three words: "Suppressing Demon Prison."

Nan Xinmo was taken aback: "Suppressing Demon Prison is under the management of Si Tianjian, shouldn't it be in the capital?"

Bai Taki shook his head: "Suppressing Devil Prison is indeed under the management of Si Tianjian, but there has never been more than one place, the largest part of which is located in Fengwu City in the Southern Tang Dynasty, and the other part of Town Demon Prison... It has been taken down by me."

Nan Xinmo tentatively asked, "Is it the ancient city you mentioned before?"

"Well, otherwise, when do you think I became enemies with the Witch-God Cult?" Bai Taki dragged his cheeks: "The Witch-God Cult people tried to break the seal from the Devil-Suppressing Prison, but I caught it by accident. Yes, when I played the heavenly music, just like Link awakened the wind fish, I liberated hundreds of thousands of dead souls, sank the entire ancient city to the bottom of the valley, and sealed it forever."

"Is the second Devil's Town Prison here?" Nan Xinmo subconsciously grasped the Gendan Tiger Soul Spear: "I..."

"You can't go with me, the other party will be wary if you go, and you can't get in at all." Bai Taki said: "Only a very small number of people know about the news about the Demon Town Prison hidden under Fengwu City. Even the local bureaucracy in Fengwu City doesn't know about it, only Si Tianjian, who is in charge of suppressing demons, and Feng Jiuge's clan know about it."

"Don't even the royal family know about this?" Nan Xinmo said angrily, "This group of alchemists are too lawless!"

"It's so strange that the emperor doesn't know. How long did the last Southern Tang emperor live? 40 years, the last one, 60 years, the last one? Less than 30 years, the emperor who died on the beauty of women, died on the indulgence of desires The emperor, the emperor who practiced weightlifting and was crushed to death by dumbbells, and even the emperor whose latrine collapsed and drowned in a cesspit... all kinds of absurdities."

Shirataki sneered: "These people seem to be superior, but in fact they are neither holy nor Roman. There are as many people who can replace the imperial power as they want. Compared with the emperor, the Sitianjian system has existed for too long. The Devil's Prison can be blocked to prevent those tangible and intangible things from coming into reality, and they can completely hide it from the royal family once or twice, for 100 or 200 years."

"In fact, without the management of Si Tianjian, perhaps Nantang would have experienced many huge disasters. As an institution, it does have considerable existence value, but Nantang itself is really problematic. After all In the four domains of the world, more than [-]% of the demon heads of the evil ways come from the Southern Tang Dynasty, and I always feel that the royal family and the court should reflect on whether their actions are too lazy and sloppy."

Nan Xinmo was speechless. She looked at Bai Taki and dragged her cheeks: "Every time you criticize the existing system, you are always extraordinarily talkative. You can't wait to speak tens of thousands of words. It looks like the Southern Tang Dynasty will perish in two days."

"It's not that I told you about your problem, but that the system itself is very unsound." Shirataki spread his hands: "After much deliberation, there are only a few words—take jujube pills."

Both capitalism and feudalism will be overthrown sooner or later.

It's a pity that Shirataki is not in the mood to find someone to co-write Das Kapital here. To be a thinker, he only has three thoughts now.

Jail, jail, and jail!

Bai Taki looked at the moonlight outside the window, thinking that perhaps Feng Jiuge was still feeling the endless loneliness at night with the cold wind blowing.

"I've explained it to this point, and you can almost understand it... I should go to Feng Jiuge now, and there should be time. Otherwise, when Tong Liangren dies completely, the body will not be fresh. I'm afraid it will be too late." I can't find a suitable person to deal with it... Nishang, let me go, I'll wait until the body is cold."

Princess Nantang is thinking about a question.

"I can let you go, but you have to answer me a question."

"——What on earth did you go to the Demon Prison for?"

How can this question stump Shirataki, Tianmo patted his chest: "Slay demons and eliminate demons!"

"Really?"

"Maji hiss! Hey! You don't even have to ask, what kind of person am I? Don't you understand in your heart? I'm just a goddamn justice who opened the door for justice. Justice has come home!" He clenched his fists and said, "I've always wanted to be a partner of justice!"

Nan Xinmo smiled: "I understand."

Shirataki also smiled back: "Long live the understanding."

Princess Nishang said lightly: "When you gossip about him, you always like to make jokes, and start to say some cold jokes that no one can understand, heh... Come on, tell me, what is it for this time? A woman to take risks?"

Bai Taki hurriedly shook his head in denial: "Ah... can't I go for a man?"

Nan Xinmo smiled, but there was no smile in his eyes: "Is that woman pretty?"

Shirataki thought for a while, and said truthfully: "General."

……

The servant shoots outside the hall.

Feng Jiu was standing under the peach blossom tree, waving a folding fan, expressionless, with a row of burnt incense sticks in his hand.

"A total of nine sticks of incense time..." He said lightly, "If you don't come back before the ninth stick of incense burns out, I won't stay here waiting for you."

Shirataki: "Why do you carry so many incense sticks with you?"

"This is no ordinary incense. Only one stick can be lit in a year."

"Huh."

"It's beyond my expectation that Nanxinmo let you out so quickly. She is defensive and stubborn. If you can't come out in a short time, either you may have been slept by her, or she may have put you to sleep. , or it may be that after you were slept by her, she slept you again..."

"Stop, stop, why don't you just leave it here?" Shirataki said coldly, trembling, "Why can I only be passive, but not active? Do you look down on our boy's ability to turn his back on others?"

Feng Jiuge waved the folding fan: "Excuse me, do you have any children?"

"Huh? Of course not."

"Then it's over?" Feng Jiuge said expressionlessly: "If you can really change from passive to active, Your Royal Highness may be the second or third child by now."

Shirataki was speechless: "..."

"May I ask, is there any man who can refuse Princess Nishang's favor?"

"I will."

"That's why you're not normal. Jiuzhuxiang's time...you really didn't do anything? Is the time too short or too long?" Feng Jiuge's eyes showed worry and concern about certain aspects.

"You're almost there. It's a headache for me to deal with one person, and you keep asking? Is my standby time important to you?"

Feng Jiuge waved the folding fan, and said proudly: "After all, I have a share of the credit for the scandal between you and Nan Xinmo..."

"The gossip is just a gossip... huh? What are you talking about!" Bai Taki paused for three seconds before recovering.

"The guests are willing to listen, so I asked my subordinates to make up more. It's not shabby to make money." Feng Jiuge smiled elegantly: "After all, more than [-]% of the teahouses and storytellers in the Southern Tang Dynasty were accepted from Fengwu City. training."

"Good guy, you directly monopolized this piece, and you were the one who instigated all kinds of random adaptations of summer chicken necks!" Bai Taki rolled up his sleeves: "Jokes are not nonsense, adaptations are not random compilations, I must ask you to apologize today !"

"Calm down, Mr. Bai." Feng Jiuge pressed a folding fan on the back of Bai Taki's hand, and laughed it off: "Actually, I'm also your fan, and I should care about your life's major events. Personally, I think I'm still the princess. Most suitable……"

"You don't need to worry about the important things in my life. You should worry about when you will be washed for nothing and sent to the palace as a duck for the royal family." Bai Takixu looked at the messy black fan in front of him, He said angrily: "When the time comes, let's go together and see who is more tragic."

"If I marry the princess, I will only hurt one or two people..." Feng Jiuge pointed out: "But Mr. Bai, if you become the son-in-law of Daqin, you will hurt most of the beauties in the world. Become disaster water, the big waves overwhelm the head, hiss..."

Shirataki's face was livid and he didn't speak.

He rubbed his forehead with his hands, and rubbed the center of his brows: "I want to knock you out and throw you into the servant's gymnasium, so that Nan Xinmo can arrange for you a blind date with Princess Nantang soon..."

"Hahaha!" Feng Jiuge laughed, clapping his hands and laughing loudly: "Master Bai, you are panicking...you want me to help you find the way to the Demon Prison, if you do this, you will definitely break the cooperation. You know it's not going to scare me."

Seeing his smug look, Bai Taki said calmly, "Then I'll change it."

"?"

"When I go back to Manyuezhuang, I will tell you when I see it——I saw your young master went to Hongmeng Township."

Feng Jiuge: "..."

He can't laugh or cry, this is too naive, so what if he goes, so what if he doesn't go?Can it damage his reputation?The Southern Tang Dynasty never objected to the scholar-official class going to Goulan to listen to music.

"You may not be afraid, but you have to think about how those beautiful servant girls will react when they hear these words."

"How could they believe it?"

"Why don't you believe me?" Bai Taki folded his hands behind his back, "I guarantee you as the god and demon Mo Wen, this sentence must have a certain degree of convincing force, and it is not difficult for you to go to the Red Dreamland if the three become tigers. "

"Master Bai, even if I go, so what?"

"It will be very troublesome, even if the maids don't believe it, but there must be doubts and anxiety, so they will start to make petty temper, especially some smart girls, knowing that this is a good opportunity to play petty temper, which can make you more Pay attention to them, so everyone starts to move around, trying to make faces for you, one or two people will drive three or four, three or four will drive six or seven, and finally..." Shirataki spread his hands: "You savor, you savor. "

Feng Jiuge thought for a while, his face suddenly turned ugly, and then turned livid.

"That's true, it's a bit of a headache."

"A little bit? You have to know, how many people are there on my side? Your side is only a lot more than mine, and I'm a single person in name anyway, but what about you?" Shirataki pushed the air eyes: "When the time comes , It really caught fire, you are definitely worse than me... After all, I am a professional on how to set fire to it."

Feng Jiuge was silent for quite a long time this time, then cupped his fists and said, "Thank you sir for teaching me."

"What do you understand?" Shirataki was stunned.

"Maybe rumors only stop at wise men, but women have never been able to reason. I suddenly understood where some of the little troubles in the past came from." Feng Jiuge used a folding fan to Qiao this head: "As expected of Mr. Bai, he has rich experience."

"Climb for me." Shirataki spat, "Am I teaching you? I'm telling you, you're only half a hundred steps away, and we're all alike."

"That's right, it's my honor." Feng Jiuge nodded and said, "It's just Mr. Bai's courage, which is beyond the reach of me."

... This person seems to be enjoying it quite a bit.

... Is this the self-cultivation that a qualified son-in-law should have?Facing the Shura field with a smile?

Shirataki narrowed his eyes: "Why aren't you afraid?"

Feng Jiuge replied with a smile: "Because I can't die, but it's hard to say Mr. Bai... With you telling me the whole story, I deeply feel that my situation can still be called optimistic. The worst-case scenario can be avoided."

Handsome guy is really bad, this statement directly breaks the defense, like saying the penultimate one to the penultimate one, anyway, you are at the bottom, and our mood is all supported by you.