I Became an Anonymous Boss

"Afraid? Then come here."

"I'm worried that you will despair." Shirataki said casually: "I live on the sixth floor, if you can reach it, you can hit it."

"That's what you said." Duan Mujin hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

Shirataki clutched his heart, suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Then the doorbell rang, Shirataki flashed a sliding shovel to the wall, looked through the cat's eyes, and was startled, Duan Mujin and Hanyu Rei were outside the door.

Too bad, they already had an ambush!

Chapter 180 Is It All in Your Calculation?

Amidst the noisy voices and laughter, Shirataki stood in the very center of the crowd, looking at the huge signboard in front of him, his expression gradually became grassy.

At the beginning of human beings, sex is owed... owed to x!

I must have owed these two people money in my previous life, so I followed this place.

After all, why did I open the door half an hour ago?If he didn't open the door, if he guarded the gate, he would have guarded the sanctuary in his heart. He must have been tricked by the demon girl of the Hehuan Sect to use the seven emotions and six desires to open the door.

If there was a time machine, Shirataki would definitely go back half an hour in time without hesitation, and then hit the obsessed self with the sole of a size 42 shoe, changing this damn world line.

However, the time machine does not exist, the world line does not jump, and all assumptions are completely useless.

The truth is...

Bai Taki swallowed hard, looked at the red and white floating object not far away, with strange faces outlined on it, just a glance would make people feel uneasy, and he was in charge of distributing these The objects are weird creatures with disproportionate heads, hands and feet. Their skin is not skin at all, but some kind of velvet material, which makes people feel goosebumps.

The scene in front of me is so grand but strange that countless people step into the huge steel gate painted with colorful paint unconsciously, not only smiling, but also actively opening their backpacks and purses, as if The pious believers display their sacrifices, don't they realize that once they step into the door, they will be slaughtered?

Oh, my God, what kind of abominable magic is this? Could it be a trap deliberately manipulated by the fanatics of the Old Ones...

"Trap you big-headed ghost!"

A bottle of drink hit Shirataki's lower back, and the cold touch made him bend down subconsciously.

The third-rate easy chair detective Duan Mujin is rolling his eyes: "What are you subconsciously thinking about? You have read too many Greek novels, and you have to pass an inspiration test even when you see the gate of the playground?"

Shirataki looked serious: "I don't think there's anything wrong with my above description? It's definitely weird. This kind of completely abstract mascot, if you look closely, it's as terrifying as the real Jelly Bean Man. Take a step back and smile. Isn’t it weird to pay money to enter the amusement park, be slammed like a leek, and then walk out contentedly, buying a lot of items with no edible value?”

He said seriously: "This must be a conspiracy!"

"Yes yes yes, it's a conspiracy of the capitalists." Duan Mujin rested her chin and said, "I called you out to visit the amusement park. I didn't expect you to be so unhappy. If I knew it, I would have changed the entertainment."

"Change what?"

"Bungee jumping, skiing, skydiving, rock climbing." Duan Mujin reported a series of intense sports.

"I said... have you become a habit of self-torture?" Bai Taki's eyes were strange: "If you say that, won't your heart hurt?"

"When did you think I needed to do it myself?" Duan Mujin asked back: "Isn't it another kind of enjoyment to listen to others screaming while bungee jumping and skydiving?"

"It makes sense." Shirataki agreed.

"Knowing that the two of you cherish each other, we should go in too." Rei Hanyu took out three receipts: "I bought student tickets for the three of you, and there are discounts, so it's right to bring your student ID."

"Thank you, I let you spend the money." Duanmu took the bill.

Shirataki didn't want to pick it up, he looked at the gate of the amusement park with a tangled face, swaying, he didn't have the manly and villainous aura at all, instead he looked like a Shiba Inu who only saw the gate of the clinic.

"I said... our trio must be very strange." Bai Taki squinted his eyes: "Can't you two play well? Why did you bring me along? It's not that the opposite sex is only for reproduction, the same sex is... ..."

"No, no, what nonsense are you talking about, senior!" Rei Hanyu blushed, "This is not a date, you misunderstood!"

"I don't quite understand what you're afraid of." Duan Mujin rested her chin: "It's just that the classmates go out for a walk together. It's the same as an outing. Is there any essential difference between going to a museum, listening to a concert, and visiting a comic exhibition?"

"Yes." Bai Taki said seriously, "I don't have all the experience you mentioned above, so I don't understand it very well."

"Isn't this giving you a chance to find out?"

"Why do you naturally think that I really want to know?" Bai Taki smiled contemptuously, "Could it be that when you saw a book of Olympiad puzzles in front of you, your first reaction was to take out a pen and paper, and have a good time?"

"Isn't it?" Rei Hanyu and Duan Mujin asked back at the same time.

"..." Shirataki said in shock, "It's really boring, it's too hypocritical, if you love mathematics so much, why do you still want to come to the amusement park?"

"Come whenever you want." Duan Mujin replied very simply: "You are alive, why are there so many?"

"Well said." Shirataki said with a serious face, "But I need a reason to convince myself to enter this leek field where even Kuo Luo is twice as expensive as outside!"

Duan Muqin smiled: "Think about it, when you get old and can't move anymore, lying on the hospital bed, looking back at your life, you don't even have the experience of going to an amusement park with a girl, even if you die, you won't be able to move." I will rest in peace."

Bai Taki shook his head, and said flatly: "It's nothing... If I went to the amusement park with a girl, I might not die in peace."

Rei Hanyu asked blankly: "Why?"

Shirataki asked back: "Who knows if the girl who will grow old together will be the same girl?"

Rei Hanyu's little heart skipped a beat, this answer hit her a bit cute, senior... unexpectedly innocent and single.

Shirataki said again: "Besides..."

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"I've always thought that amusement parks are really boring." Shirataki said, staring at dead fish eyes: "I don't know where sand sculpture couples would choose to date in this kind of place, they must be brainwashed by Japanese and Korean dramas, tsk, It's all capitalist pubic hair."

Regardless of the sluggish Rei Hanyu, Duan Muqin applauded: "It's wonderful, it's wonderful, it's worthy of you, it's worthless...Although I think so too, all heroes see the same thing."

"But?" Shirataki offered to make a change.

"However, there are always some things that need to be experienced once." Duan Mujin shook the ticket in his hand: "You have been here by car for an hour, do you have to take another hour to go back? You have bought the ticket Now, you really don't want to give it a try?"

She smiled slightly, with a provocative look in her eyes, those wise eyes made Bai's heart sink.

Too bad, my mode of action and logic of thinking have been seen through!

No wonder there was a feeling of being manipulated, no wonder even opening the door became a subconscious action, and I didn't realize when I opened the door at all!

This Duan Mujin has completely grasped his weakness!

Shirataki's Adam's apple moved up and down, showing a look of resistance.

Yes, he is a whore, and a whore has the dignity of a whore.

He is a man who will not give up whoring for nothing easily, but whenever there is a dollar under his feet, he will definitely bow his head to pick it up.

And Duan Mujin tricked him into opening the door by relying on the fruit basket he carried casually!Now it's the same old trick again!

Damn, so I deliberately didn't tell the destination that the destination was an amusement park, and when I was in a mess, I arranged for Rei Hanyu to directly buy the three-person ticket under the pretext of going to the bathroom!

She knew too well that she couldn't tolerate a student ticket being wasted. Instead of being made money for nothing by the amusement park, she might as well come here for nothing!

Cut first and play later, force yourself to get on the bus, you have bought the ticket, and the doors have been welded to you, and you still want to jump off the bus?

Shirataki's fingers trembled: "Is all this in your plan?"

Duan Mujin smiled: "What plan?"

Bai Taki snorted coldly: "Duan Mujin, you're plotting against me!"

He finally understood that there was really a devil living in this woman's heart.

Fufeng Lin Daiyu, who pretends to be soft and weak, is actually (TM) capable of pulling weeping willows upside down.

And the most frightening thing about the devil is that he can always grab your handle and find out your softness and hardness, so that he can teach Bailian steel to turn it into soft fingers.

……Um?Why do you think it's weird?

Bai Taki corrected his wandering thoughts. No matter what, the Duan Mujin in front of him was too dangerous. If he compromised once, there would be countless pits waiting for him to jump into. Do you want to repeat it like this?

I am a villain, lead a villain!

Look at our violent temper, we will never listen to you, I really won't go whoring for nothing today——!

The corner of Shirataki's mouth curved into a sarcastic arc: "But, I refuse..."

Duan Mujin interrupted his casting spell on the side of the shore, and turned to look at Rei Hanyu with a smile: "Lianjiang, I remember there is an event today?"

"Ah, that's right." Rei Hanyu nodded her lips, and took out a flyer: "I remember today is the anniversary celebration of this amusement park, so if you participate in the event, you will get a gift, it seems to be a competition, The first three prizes have a router."

"Heh, router? A mere router..." Shirataki sneered disdainfully, and glanced at the leaflet, the black and white box-shaped weapon instantly flashed his demon eyes, and even his voice instantly distorted: "Fifth Generation ——!”

He broke the defense, and then looked at Duan Mujin in disbelief.

Miss Lin Daiyu gently stroked her black hair, raised her chin, and asked, "Can I go in?"

Shirataki said seriously, "Today, I've had a blast visiting this amusement park!"

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ps: Ninety chapters were updated last month, no more, no less, three times a day, and a minor operation was performed during the period.

Judging from the uncapped data rewards, there must be more chapters added, and they must be paid off.

The reward is also over, I have nothing to do, I have been busy playing the game for a few hours in the afternoon, and I am very happy.

The frequency of three shifts a day is naturally impossible to maintain all the time. It is guaranteed to be basically full attendance every day, but it is difficult for me to guarantee more than this, but my updates have always been stable. Last for a few days, after that...it depends on fate.

If you want to ask why it is dual-open, maybe you are used to it, and you want to try something new.

Chapter 180 Happy Threesome

There are two main types of tourists in the playground.

One is couples, which are purely free, have limited consumption power, and are useless except for spreading dog food.

One category is the family, which is the main force of consumption. It not only has a certain economic foundation, but also needs to increase consumption because of dragging the family.

So walking in the amusement park, it's either you and my couple, or a child dragging an adult before leaving.

It's lively and lively, but if you watch too much, it will be a bit noisy.

Bai Taki would rather study auto chess than stay here for a day.

Although the daily salary of wearing a mascot costume is not lower than that of moving bricks, it is really too hard, tiring and tortured.

If this is a youth romance novel in a two-dimensional cloak.

Then after entering the amusement park, the content should be to distribute dog food throughout the process.

Either learn the form of a fan drama, play a few ppts and add some heart-warming music to express the joy of the process, which not only saves money, but also delays time.

It's a pity that such a good method can't be used in the novel, not to mention Shirataki's temperament, even if the three of them enter the playground, there is no atmosphere of harmonious threesome at all. If it is drawn, it will definitely be a sand sculpture style.