In Saitama's world, there are several categories of hero vibes.What S, A, B, C, D and so on, the division of grades is also based on strength and written test.The wild boar monster thought that as long as he didn't meet a B-level hero, he could easily win, but now he panicked.

"Eat my trick!" Wild Boar roared angrily. The moment he swung his fist, his legs took a big stride towards the back. This is indeed a trick, one can fall backward without turning your head A trick to run.That's a lot for a pig.

It's a pity that this wild boar monster didn't expect it at all. As he stepped back, he saw the ordinary fist in front of him getting bigger... bigger and bigger, and then the fist directly sank into his head.

The wild boar monster couldn't see this terrifying scene at all. His head was smashed directly with a bland punch, and his body exploded everywhere, as if it was loaded with explosives, blood splashed everywhere, splashed All over the place, it looked quite scary.Fortunately, no blood was splashed on the restaurant door, otherwise it would be troublesome.

Saitama, on the other hand, looked calm: "It's a pity, in the end, I don't know how this wild boar monster became a weirdo."

"Maybe he was bitten by a wild boar?"

"Perhaps I ate too much pork?"

Chu Shen and Lili talked to each other, and it was very interesting to talk about it. Ordinary dead people really can't accept it, but the wild boar monster in front of them has been completely reduced to powder, and only blood is left on the ground, which is bright red. It's not so scary, giving people a feeling that it's all ketchup.

"Is it so terrible... It seems that I should eat less pork, no, why am I worried about this? I can't afford it at all."

Saitama shook his head, what he said was too distressing.Such a superman still has to worry about not being able to afford pork, it's really a bit miserable...

"But then again, my fears turned out to be a reality."

"If weird people come over from time to time, it might be really troublesome." Chu Shen also frowned.

Saitama also shrugged: "In this case, I can only come here to eat frequently, and check to see if there are any guys who don't know what to do."

"Warm welcome, [-]% discount for regular customers!"

"Then it's settled."

Saitama left with a satisfied face, while Chu Shen hired a monster-level bodyguard with a so-called [-]% discount, let alone a weirdo, even if a few heroic spirits came, they would have to be slapped away, right?

ps: Don't discuss war power, it's all fiction.Make a reservation, the next update is on Friday...

 

Section 25 25. Tomato cauliflower

Peaceful days are hard-won. Since the pig-headed monster was blown up, Saitama has regarded a restaurant as his second base. After all, there are not many delicious and cheap places. Not all are the same.

"Today's staple food is cauliflower. I know that you are used to sharing meals, so I made two dishes, one with tomato and cauliflower, and one with dried pot of minced meat."

"Cauliflower? These are the few ingredients over there." The yellow-haired and yellow-eyed boy who spoke was Genos. His body was almost entirely made of machines, and his body was exposed from his shirt. He looked like a futuristic body with a sense of technology. It is also a problem that causes trouble.Fortunately, Chu Shen finally explained the cosplayer to the guests, and they left with a vague understanding.

After all, no one will regard Janos' body as a real machine, so isn't the Terminator coming?But this brother looks much better than the Terminator...

"Well, there are indeed relatively few ingredients for eating cauliflower or cauliflower in Japan."

"Japan?" The two were puzzled.

"It's nothing." Chu Shen said that he was used to it, and that world was not strictly Japan: "Anyway, try these two dishes. If you come to eat at such a late hour, I almost close the door."

It was already dark at this time, and the two of them arrived by surprise. Chu Shen was almost ready to close the door after the last guest left after dinner.As a result, Saitama and Genos barged into the door like this, and Chu Shen had to explain Genos' body.

"Today I went to look for weirdos on the street." Saitama looked at the tomato cauliflower, the red-dyed white cauliflower was very soft after being boiled, although the original chewiness disappeared, but the sweetness of the tomato was perfect Infiltrated into the cauliflower.

"did you find it?"

"Find a few weird guys, but it's easy to handle."

There was a look of admiration in Janos' eyes: "Master's strength is really outstanding... There is no weird person who can make him serious."

"This is talent." Chu Shen said casually. ,

Genos nodded his head to express his understanding. He was surprised by the excellent taste of tomato and cauliflower: "This is... how is it made?"

"It's very easy. You can also make this dish there. I'm afraid there are very few frying pans there. First, cook the cauliflower in hot water. The tomatoes on the other side should also be sliced ​​and boiled into sauce until the flavor of the tomatoes is all soup. It’s the same, and then just mix it together and add seasonings to stir fry. Cauliflower itself is relatively hard, and although it’s crispy and raw, it’s also delicious, but it’s best to braise it, so as not to lose the taste because it’s too crisp.”

Tomatoes are sweet on their own, if you can, you can add some sugar and pepper, salt is of course a must.The multiple flavors are very distinct, and if you eat it with rice, it is quite a meal.

"Um…"

"Eat, Genos, or the food will be cold."

Lily was packing things aside, and Chu Shen didn't think much about it. He sat at the table and looked at his mobile phone, and occasionally chatted with Saitama and Genos, talking about the situation in that world.The two get along pretty well too.

The door of the restaurant was suddenly opened, and two children who were only twelve or thirteen years old appeared behind the door.A woman with freckles and a ponytail with her hair pushed back with a headband.The other girl was taller, with long straight blond hair, and the two girls seemed a little surprised.

"Hey, Maxie, what kind of place do you think we've come to?"

"Chloe, isn't there something wrong..."

"Hey, this is the place to eat, two children, what do you want to eat?" Chu Shen spoke with great interest, but when Chu Shen spoke like this, the girls who called each other Maxie and Chloe seemed frightened With a jump, the two collided in a panic and fell to the ground.

"Holy shit, we must have bumped into Maxie!"

"Breaking ghosts? Aren't we at the dump?"

The two girls got up in a hurry, then rushed to the door quickly, and closed the door with a bang.

Chu Shen looked blank, and Saitama and Genos also looked blank, and shrugged at them. Chu Shen was also very helpless: "There will always be such a situation recently, and it may be children from other worlds. Come here."

"Lily, do you know who those two children are?"

"I know, but I won't tell you. You can find out by yourself." Lily, who was still packing her things, seemed very dissatisfied with Chu Shen's laziness here.

"Stop making trouble, girl, this is inappropriate for you!"

With a bang, the door was knocked open again.Chu Shen just wanted to say that his door was safe, but this time it was not the two lively and lovely children who broke in this time, but an older girl.Although he is older, he is actually only in his early twenties. His body is covered with dirt and drenched, and there is an open wound on his left waist, which seems to have been pierced by something.She lay on the ground trembling, her face was completely blue and her lips were completely frozen purple...

"Lily, go get the medicine box!"

"Are you okay?" Chu Shen rushed over to help the girl up after giving Lily instructions, but she was trembling: "Help me..."

"The girl's condition is very bad, her body temperature has dropped sharply, and she may die if she is not treated." Genos has excellent judgment. "

"Of course I know." Chu Shen hurried over to turn off the air conditioner. It's the end of July here. Even the room temperature in Hudong City is quite hot. As a way to slowly raise the body temperature, this temperature should be enough.

"Drink hot water."

Chu Shen poured another cup of hot water. The girl still had many fine scars on her body, and her protruding body looked quite distressing.

"Thank you." I have to say that the girl's willpower is really exaggerated. If ordinary people encounter such a situation, they would probably freeze to death, but she didn't. Instead, she broke in with willpower.

Holding the hot water, the girl who seemed to have recovered a lot looked sad. She clutched her waist and tried to get up, but finally fell down.

"Don't be brave, how did you get here?"

"I... I was going to start a bonfire, but it failed. I suddenly found a door on the stone wall, and I rushed in with the mentality of giving it a try... Where is this?"

"This is a Chinese restaurant." Chu Shen noticed that the girl spoke English, so he directly said the word China.Why can't I even understand the word Chinese?Lily, you really have an incredible halo!

"China? I... Shouldn't I be in Yamatai? I'm going to find my partner... I..."

"Wait a minute, how do you get to this state? Let's take a rest first. The door you passed through may be a door that crosses the world."

ps: Update from time to time, it's time to mess around

 

Chapter 26 26. Lara Croft

While listening to Lili and Chu Shen's introduction, the girl was still receiving treatment.

Her bruised body was wiped clean with a towel, and her small cat-like face hides exceptional facial features.Although her protruding body was full of scars, it couldn't stop her young charm that had just grown up.

"Thank you... By the way, I haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Laura Croft."

Boom!

Chu Shen fell directly, and even overturned the towel and washbasin that had just been wrung out. It is impossible to describe his current state by turning his back on his back.

"What's going on?" Saitama and Genos also looked at this side curiously.

Chu Shen couldn't care about his state now, because he was completely shocked, Laura Croft?

Are you kidding me?

This girl who is only in her early twenties is the Lara Croft who will be transformed into a humanoid Gundam in the future, where will she go?

Although Chu Shen has never played the previous Tomb Raider games, he still has a fresh memory of the role of Laura played by Angelina Jolie. More importantly, this woman who has been popular all over the world since 1986 is a One of the most recognizable game characters.

Does she look like this?

Chu Shen suddenly thought that there seemed to be a new game in the Tomb Raider series. He bought the game when it was on sale, but he didn't have time to play it, so he put it aside.Thinking about it now, it seems necessary to play?

"Are you okay?"

"It's okay, my feet slipped." Chu Shen concealed his shock, but Lily, who was rubbing iodine on Laura, was not shocked at all. Maybe she knew this face already.Chu Shen also knows that there are many restarts and parallel worlds in this game, but such a Laura looks... pretty good... hehehe...

While wiping his saliva, he mopped the floor.Chu Shen looked like an idiot, and Laura was also analyzing the situation.

"We were looking for Yamatai in the storm, but my friends and I were separated... I fell into the sea, I was soaked and I suffered many injuries..." Laura trembled from the pain, Lily On the other hand, he looked sorry.

The iodine will hurt the open wound itself, but Lily has no better way, and Chu Shen will not prepare so many medicines. Who would have known that such an injured woman would appear behind that door?No matter how powerful he is, there is no way to deal with this unexpected situation. He can't catch a Doraemon from behind the door, right?

"It's all right, I'm hungry and cold, and the last match hasn't lighted the fire... Although I got some venison, it's all useless."

"Haven't you eaten yet?"

Laura nodded, seeming a little embarrassed.

"It's okay, where's your venison, just let me try some ingredients I haven't touched before!" Laura was taken aback by Chu Shen's enthusiastic attitude, and she quickly took out a piece of cloth from her backpack Meat, this piece of meat is not particularly large, only twenty centimeters in length.

"Drink water first." Chu Shen took out water, but didn't take ice water, because he was worried that Laura would not be able to bear it.

"Thank you."

At this time, Lily's iodine was almost applied, and I have to say that Laura's recovery ability is really amazing. After the body temperature recovered, most of these wounds had healed.But there was another place. Lily pointed to a completely blackened blood hole on the side of Laura's left waist. The blood hole could be seen from the clothes, and it had completely penetrated Laura's waist.Anyone who has played the game knows that Laura's blood hole was pierced by a rusty steel bar. If she wasn't Laura, she might have died...

"Can it be handled?"

"I'm always hurt too." Lily smiled slightly, but she was indeed very careful, because she didn't want her bad luck to get on the other party. After all, Laura's fate was cruel enough.

"Um…"

Laura didn't hesitate much, and gently pulled up her drenched blouse.This short sleeve is also full of scars and mud, which seems to be telling how bad her experience is.But when the wound was exposed, Lily gasped.

In addition to being injured, Laura also went through strenuous exercise such as climbing, diving, and jumping.

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