Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

Chu Hao watched Guanyin Bodhisattva go back thoughtfully, then shrugged his shoulders and said, "I really don't know why there are so many crazy ideas? Can't you just let me cheat you?"

"You have to beat around the bush and give me gifts. It's really too contrived and unreal."

Chu Hao turned around and returned to the team,

But when he found that the Bone Demon was still determined not to eat the Tang monk's meat, Chu Hao couldn't help but nodded secretly. It's really rare to see such a principled monster like the Bone Demon.

No matter how good the general monster's concentration is, this Tang Sanzang has cut off the taste of meat, and even if he insists on not wasting food, he will still take a bite.

But the Bone Essence really insisted on not eating it.

The incorruptible will not be cut off from the flesh, but this little monster can do it.

Seeing that Tang Sanzang wanted Sun Wukong and others to forcibly pry the Bone Demon's mouth open, and when the Bone Demon was about to be broken by everyone in tears, Chu Hao suddenly said:

"Don't embarrass the child. If you lose the meat, feed it to the dogs."

"Anyway, this thing is not designated to have that effect, and you can eat a bite and become a Da Luo Jinxian. This rumor is too outrageous."

It wasn't until Chu Hao opened his mouth that everyone suddenly stopped and stared blankly at Chu Hao.

Tang Sanzang's self-esteem was greatly hit, and he regretted not letting the bone spirit eat his own meat, "It turns out that the poor monk's meat is not so delicious. It's a pity."

"Well, in the past, the Buddha cut meat to feed eagles, and his body to feed tigers. The poor monk thought that he could almost feel the compassionate heart..."

"In other words, the poor monk's meat is not good, so the Buddha's meat will be great!"

Tang Sanzang suddenly raised this question, which shocked Chu Hao.

"F*ck, can you think of something good in your mind, with a mouth full of compassion, and opening your mouth just to eat people?"

"People can't eat people..."

"But Buddha's meat...forget it, it's disgusting, I don't want to."

Under Chu Hao's stop, everyone finally stopped the farce.

Bone Demon staggered up and stood up, and bowed very politely to everyone, "Emperor, masters, this time the little demon disturbed you, and I apologize to you here."

"Little demon will definitely change his mind in the future and become a benevolent monster, so let's go!"

Chapter 927 Am I Like A Grudge Holder?I'm

Bone Demon turned around and wanted to leave.

But at this time, Chu Hao said:

"Wait a minute."

The Bone Demon stopped in his tracks, took a deep breath, turned around, and looked at Chu Hao decisively, "The little monster knows what the emperor wants to say. Emperor Gou Chen is the power of the three realms and six realms, the lord of the four realms, and is extremely honorable."

"The little demon's assault on the emperor this time is already a death sentence, but there is no need to dirty the emperor's hands, the little demon will stop living, and I only ask the emperor to give me a chance to reincarnate!"

The White Bone Demon knelt down on the spot and wanted to commit suicide.

What she did, in the eyes of monsters, should be very normal. After all, the four emperors of the heavenly court, one of the supreme leaders of the heavenly court,

A little corpse demon himself disturbed such an existence, and any monster would have already been shredded into thousands of pieces, annihilating the true spirit!

Especially this Emperor Gouchen, whose reputation in the Three Realms and Six Realms far exceeds that of any other person in the Heavenly Court. If he offends this Emperor, the Bone Demon has already planned to take a trip to the Reincarnation Bridge.

The White Bone Essence was about to commit suicide on the spot.

Chu Hao smiled bitterly and said:

"Hey, do I seem to be such a vengeful person?"

The bone spirit looked at Chu Hao with his head tilted, and said seriously:

"Let them resent, I will not forgive any of them!"

"The law enforcement rules in the Law Enforcement Hall, all monsters from the lower realms are engraved in their hearts."

"Dijun has killed countless Western Heaven Buddhas and Dizang. As we all know, within the Three Realms and Six Realms, Dijun is the number one killing god!"

Chu Hao: "..."

It seems that I also said...

This is a bit embarrassing, but I don't look like such a fierce and hideous person!I look so gentle!

Zhu Bajie snickered next to him,

"Boss, you scare my little bones. It turns out that they are so cowardly, and it's all because of you!"

"Yezhi baby cries, likes to eat children, kills Buddha for fun...Boss, what else can't you do?"

Chu Hao rolled Zhu Bajie's eyes, coughed twice,

Chu Hao smiled gently, looked at Bone Demon,

"Bone Demon, would you like to join my Law Enforcement Hall?"

The bone spirit was stunned for a moment, but suddenly became more frightened,

"Dijun, do you want to say that this is to hurry me to the law enforcement hall to torture me?!"

"No, Dijun, the little demon really didn't collide on purpose, really didn't do it on purpose!

I don't want to reincarnate, you can just erase my true spirit, but don't take the little demon into the law enforcement hall! "

Good boy, I was so frightened that I cried.

A child who is not even afraid of death, after hearing the prestige of the Law Enforcement Hall, even the real spirit can be given up!

The prestige of the Law Enforcement Hall among the Three Realms and Six Paths can be seen.

Chu Hao was so scared to death when he saw the Bone Demon, Chu Hao's gentle smile froze, "No, I mean to join the law enforcement hall, not to arrest you."

"Why can't children understand the words nowadays? Join, not catch in, do you understand?"

The bone spirit's crying stopped slowly at this time, wiped away the tears on the skull, and asked cautiously: "Are you joining? That is, from now on, I only need to catch others in, so I don't have to worry about being taken away?"

Chu Hao took a deep breath, nodded,

"Yes, I will be a member of the law enforcement hall in the future, and no one dares to touch you."

The Bone Demon was overjoyed, jumped three feet high, and almost broke his legs, "Great! I will be a member of the Law Enforcement Hall from now on!! Hahahaha!"

The Bone Demon flung himself to the ground, his bones falling apart, but he suddenly turned to crying, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Chu Haohan,

"Even if you are caught in the law enforcement hall, is it that scary?"

"My law enforcement hall is also a good example of civil servants in the three realms and six realms."

"It's not that scary, is it?"

Bone Demon just smiled shyly, and said weakly:

"No, I just heard that the three masters of Xitian went to the law enforcement hall and were punished to take the lead and kneel for a long time,"

"I also heard that the supreme leader of Xitian went to the law enforcement hall, and his head was taken off and hung on the hall. It is extremely cruel!"

"Of course, these are all rumors, the emperor must not be angry, it's just some rumors to discredit the law enforcement hall,"

"Dijun, don't take it seriously, Dijun, Dijun? Why are you so dumb, Dijun?"

Chu Hao was on the spot, his expression was a little stiff, and there was even a little bit of tangled expression on his face. Chu Hao was already thinking, who leaked the news?

My law enforcement hall has always been very gentle and friendly with the three thousand Buddhas, how could it be exposed... Cough cough, have you been wronged?

Chu Hao raised his head and smiled awkwardly,

"Hahahaha, ahhahaha...it's all rumors, if you don't believe in rumors, don't spread them."

"My law enforcement hall has always been a harmonious | friendly, civilized and reasonable institution. How could it do such a horrible thing as hanging Amitabha's head?"

"How is it possible? Has he lost the face of Amitabha Buddha? Is it a hobby for me to hang his head on the hall? Do I want his head to ward off evil spirits?"

"Superstition, pedantry! Be wary of rumors in the future. Well, stop thinking about it, the people in my Law Enforcement Hall are good people, and you will learn after you go."

Chu Hao wiped his sweat, thinking about how to hang up the heads of those rumor-spreading Buddhas to refute the rumors. They are all to blame. Now the monsters don’t believe that our Law Enforcement Hall is a good person.

Chu Hao stretched out his hand gently, and touched the head of the Bone Demon,

Bone Essence took half a step back very seriously,

"Dijun, don't touch my head, everything else is fine..."

Chu Hao: "..."

From Chu Hao's reaction just now, Bone Essence seems to have realized that it was not a rumor at all. She has an additional impression of the Law Enforcement Hall, and she likes to play with other people's heads. Look at Manjusri and Pu Xian who took the lead in kneeling in front of the hall to repent. , and the head was pulled off and hung on the roof of the hall to ward off evil spirits. There is already relevant evidence that Chu Hao is very interested in playing with other people's heads, so even though the bone spirit admires Chu Hao very much, he still dare not meet him.

Chu Hao twitched the corners of his mouth and muttered to himself:

"I must arrest all those who spread rumors and unscrew their heads!!"

Chu Hao said to the Bone Demon:

"Oh, by the way, you should go back and get some repairs first, and if you have nothing to do, go directly to the Heavenly Court."

"Nezha knows what to do, let's go."

The Bone Demon was so happy that he was about to go home, pack his luggage and go to the Law Enforcement Hall to be a law enforcement officer!

Such happy news, but the Bone Demon has no one to share, and even the Demon League has no close friends, so the Bone Demon can only be secretly happy in her heart. She swears that she must be loyal to the Law Enforcement Hall!

Chapter 928 The five catastrophes of the Western Paradise are online at the same time!

On the other side, Guanyin Bodhisattva just ran down from the west,

Guanyin Bodhisattva has already played the fastest speed. Within half a day, he flew from the mortal world to the western sky, reported to the Tathagata Buddha, and let the Tathagata Buddha quickly make a decision to deal with Chu Hao-of course it is a choice Forgive Chu Hao!

At this moment, the Tathagata Buddha was sitting on the stone platform with a gloomy expression on his face.

After receiving the news from Guanyin Bodhisattva, the Tathagata Buddha was sulking for a while, but after thinking for a long time, the Tathagata Buddha finally chose to focus on the overall situation, "We are now facing the counterattack of the Asuras in Western Heaven. Medicine Buddha was seriously injured, and he is already waiting for an opportunity to attack the world of Liuliguang!"

"Moreover, it is rumored that the witch Ronai also intends to help. Their purpose is to break open the world of glazed light and rescue the suppressed demons and asuras."