Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

But when she thought about it carefully, it didn't make sense. According to the rumors, this group of people were all monks who went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, especially their master, Jin Chanzi, who had been reincarnated for the tenth time and cultivated his Buddha nature all his life. What is the intention of this weak woman?

Should, can't you?

Bone Essence calmed down, but looked at Tang Sanzang coquettishly in front of him, and said, "Why does Master look at me like this? I'm just a weak woman, I really don't have any malicious intentions..."

A very rough and simple routine. In the eyes of Baigujing, a Buddhist practitioner like Tang Sanzang is destined to be a kind of person who is full of compassion and especially soft-hearted.

As long as the bone spirit sells badly, and then teases Tang Sanzang a little bit, Tang Sanzang can be tricked into obediently, and then Tang Sanzang can be tricked away and eaten!

Even if he is discovered, as a corpse demon, he is gifted with supernatural powers to dissect corpses, even if Da Luo Jinxian makes a move, she can leave the corpse in place and escape.

In this way, the relationship between the four masters and apprentices can be provoked. At that time, when she comes again, she can easily win Tang Sanzang!

Everything, Bone Demon has already calculated,

But she never expected that Tang Sanzang looked at the Bone Demon not only without a little bit of soft-heartedness, but full of banter.

Tang Sanzang smiled, and looked at Bone Demon with a teasing look on his face, "Ahahahaha, what you said, you don't have any malicious intentions, so we are not allowed to have any malicious intentions?"

The Bone Demon froze for a moment, a little fear appeared on his face,

"You, you, master, you are a monk, so you shouldn't have any malicious intentions, right?"

Tang Sanzang smiled slightly,

"Little girl, don't worry, those of us who practice Buddhism know that women will only affect our practice of Buddhism, and the pink and dry bones are just a pile of loess."

"But, I have no malice, my apprentices are not human."

"If you're looking for a man, the poor monk won't want it, but my disciples will!"

Not only did Tang Sanzang not look like a master at the moment, but he looked like he was going to lead the way for his apprentice. The Bone Demon was a little scared, and she always felt that something was wrong.

Zhu Bajie was naturally the first to speak:

"Well, I'm at a disadvantage. Anyway, I almost got married to the Bodhisattva and entered the bridal chamber. What you say is too outlandish. You don't need to find someone else's man. Come, come with me! "

Sha Wujing said beside him:

"Second senior brother, you are a pig, you can't eat red powder and dry bones."

"It's better to let the younger brother do it for you."

Tang Sanzang looked helpless, "Apprentices, as a teacher, I think you should be human beings. I, the Buddha, are merciful, and I have the Eight Precepts of Buddhism, and the first one is to abstain from sex!"

"If you can't grasp it, let me be a teacher."

Zhu Bajie was a little anxious, and hurriedly said:

"As the saying goes, pigs are friends with dogs. Pigs and dogs are similar. Hey, dogs eat bones, and pigs can eat them too!"

A trace of panic flashed across the bone spirit's face, why are you talking about bones?

Did they see something?

But what are they based on? Unless it is Sun Wukong's blazing-eyed supernatural powers, Bone Spirit is confident that no one can see through his disguise.

This is my innate supernatural power!

No, I have to change the subject quickly, these apprentices are not to be messed with, this Tang Sanzang is my favorite.

The White Bone Demon handed out the vegetable basket in his hand to Tang Sanzang, and said with a smile on his face, "Master, my parents are monks, and I respect Buddha cultivation. The little girl met a few people far away, but she thought her parents were kind, so I sent this meal to you." And master, please accept it."

The Bone Essence coquettishly handed out the vegetable basket in his hand, his eyes were like spring.

Tang Sanzang was not shy at all, he stretched out his hand,

Bone Demon also took the opportunity to secretly touch Tang Sanzang's hand, trying to flirt with Tang Sanzang.

But I didn't expect Tang Sanzang to not dodge or dodge, but to enjoy the teasing of the bone spirit.

Bone Demon: "???"

what happened?

Could it be that this monk is all about men and women in his heart, and he was conquered by his own beauty all at once?

The Bone Demon thought so, but raised his head,

She saw Tang Sanzang's ferocious smile raised from the corner of his mouth, but it was fleeting. Bone Demon: Why do you have an ominous premonition?

What does Tang Sanzang want to do?

Obviously there is that kind of worldly desire in the eyes, but that kind of desire is not particularly worldly, as if he is planning something?

The bone spirit is a little scared, no, it's terribly scared!

Bone Demon took another step back, smiled awkwardly and said:

"The three masters seem to be very busy today, and I have finished delivering the food, so I will leave!"

However, the Bone Demon was about to leave when he suddenly saw a figure flash by. Tang Sanzang stopped the Bone Demon with a compassionate and gentle expression on his face, "This benefactor, you're here, don't you want to treat me?" What did the poor monk do?"

Bone Demon: "I don't want to."

Bone Demon panicked, not knowing why,

Obviously I came to lure|seduce Tang Sanzang, but when Tang Sanzang stopped me so domineeringly, the Bone Demon was terrified!

Although it seems that the temptation is really successful, but at the moment of success, the bone spirit feels fear.

"Little sister, stay here, the poor monk is not a bad person, you don't have to be afraid!"

Tang Sanzang took the first step and blocked the way of the Bone Demon.

Bone Essence swallowed, and took a few steps back: "Don't, don't come over, I'll yell if you come over again!"

Tang Sanzang's face was full of pity, he shook his head and said, "No one will save you even if you scream!"

It is also the first time for Tang Sanzang to do such a thing of bullying men and women. It is a little exciting to think about it, but he is not unfamiliar at all. After all, Monk Lu taught him a lot of these things before. Tang Sanzang only needs to follow the gourd. That's it.

Sun Wukong kept looking at Bone Demon jokingly beside him,

Although Sun Wukong didn't seem to be completely convinced that Tang Sanzang was a goblin when he saw Tang Sanzang, the vigilance and banter shown by Tang Sanzang at the moment made Sun Wukong feel relieved. What he feared most was that Tang Sanzang would be seduced by beauty Confused, now it seems that there is no need.

Bone Demon was stunned, it didn't make sense, things shouldn't be developing in this way, she shouted angrily:

"Monk, calm down, what do you want to do!"

Tang Sanzang showed an evil smile on his face,

"Amitabha, the poor monk wants to understand women deeply~"

"Disciples, today I will teach you a lesson as a teacher, telling you how to see through this red-faced and dry bones."

Chapter 914 The emperor said: As long as you are brave enough, the corpse devil will take maternity leave

Since Tang Sanzang decided to travel westward, he has accepted many advanced Buddhist teachings from Chu Hao, and he has already had an advanced understanding of the relationship between men and women.

He knows that giving up the relationship between men and women means that the population growth rate will be low, which will lead to a shortage of social labor force, a serious aging population, and social involution. This is not acceptable, and it will greatly limit the good development of society. !

Tang Sanzang, as a person who decided to learn scriptures to revitalize Datang, knew very well what his mission was.

reboot?

That is disloyalty to me, Datang!

Tang Sanzang is very clear that the most important thing for him now is not to abstain from sex, but to get to know women in depth!

Indulging and avoiding desire are superficial Buddhist teachings. Tang Sanzang knows very well that only by deeply understanding the essence of desire and seeing through its traps can we not be led by the nose in the future!

And what he has to do now is to teach his apprentices a good lesson and tell them how to break the lust ring!

Tang Sanzang stared at the Bone Demon, approached step by step, and said with an evil smile: "Little girl, don't worry, none of us are good people."

"As for us monks, we seek knowledge but not sex...so you probably won't be able to leave today."

Bone Demon was so frightened that Huarong turned pale. She finally knew why she didn't feel safe from just now. It was all because the look in Tang Sanzang's eyes was not the usual kind of social affection, but full of eyes like a vicious dog staring at him. The thirst of the bones!

Also called curiosity.

The Bone Demon turned around and was about to run away.

"That's the end of today's food delivery. If the masters really don't want to eat, I'm leaving!"

Bone Essence is such a banshee, she was going to come here to lure|seduce Tang Sanzang and eat Tang Sanzang, but at this moment, Bone Essence felt that she had fallen into a trap instead!

Perhaps, the hunter and the prey have already switched, and before I knew it, I turned into a piece of tender meat placed in front of the wolf!

And I'm still showing off here unconsciously!

Fear spread all over Bone Demon's body!

However, the Bone Demon was about to escape, but was suddenly grabbed by a strong, muscular big hand. The Bone Demon turned back in fear, only to see Tang Sanzang, the thug in cassocks, looking at him with a smirk, "What a tantalizing little demon| Fine, it’s already here, why not play with the big|men!”

Sun Wukong and others also jokingly stood in a few positions around the Bone Demon, leaving the Bone Demon with nowhere to escape.

Bai Gu carefully took a cold, and realized that she might have been exposed, but she still pretended to be calm, glared at Tang Sanzang and said:

"Master, you are a monk. If a monk bullies a woman from a good family, you, you, you are going to break the precept!"

Tang Sanzang was angered by this anger, not only did not restrain himself, but the expression on his face became more excited. Tang Sanzang pointed at Zhu Bajie and said jokingly:

"Bajie, teach her what is the real Buddhist precepts and what is the advanced Buddhist law!"

Zhu Bajie grinned, his face full of evil spirits,

"The so-called eight precepts are for others, not for yourself!"

"The so-called sex precepts are to refrain others from having sex with me! The Buddha said: Anyone who does not have sex with me is a sin!"

When the Bone Demon heard it, his eyes were as big as copper bells,

"What kind of Buddhism is this? It's different from what I understand!"

"How can there be Bajie from other people? Is your Buddhism practiced crookedly?"

Tang Sanzang looked contemptuous,

"What do you know, the poor monk's Buddhism is the most advanced and can stand the test!"

"As the saying goes, practice is the only criterion for testing the Dharma. Look at me | do it or not | you're done!"

Bone Demon: "!!"