Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

If it wasn't for the fact that Samantabhadra Bodhisattva is not an ordinary person, the combo just now would have been designated as mentally handicapped!

That's why Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva hurriedly took Li Shan's old mother, came in through the back door, changed her appearance, and came to stop.

Li Shan's old mother looked at Tang Sanzang bullying him indifferently, and it seemed that Tang Sanzang wanted to use a combo of tricks to strike Samantabhadra Bodhisattva's IQ again.

The old mother of Lishan did not refuse, but Guanyin Bodhisattva stopped drinking.

"You monk, you broke into my house at night and beat my second sister, who are you!"

Hearing this, Tang Sanzang straightened up again, clasped his hands respectfully and said:

"The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and he was ordered to worship the Buddha in the west for sutras. A group of four people passed by Baofang, and it was getting late, so they went to the old Bodhisattva's mansion and asked for a loan for one night."

"It's just that your sister has some fists and kicks, and the poor monk is also a martial arts practitioner, so I invited your sister to perform martial arts together. It's out of friendly communication, and I ask the girl not to misunderstand."

"By the way, is the girl also a martial artist? It seems that this beautiful day is beautiful, and the beauty is by your side. Why don't we come and learn from each other?"

Tang Sanzang put on a posture again, inviting Guanyin Bodhisattva to fight.

Compared to that Ai Ai who didn't fight back at all, Tang Sanzang felt that the big girl in front of him seemed more suitable: Buddha Guang, that girl looks worthy of a fight!

Guanyin Bodhisattva was so angry that she almost scolded her mother.

Fuck off, this is the Four Sages testing Zen mind, not the Tang Sanzang and Three Dozen Bodhisattvas!

Is this Tang Sanzang brain full of muscles?

Seeing this delicate mother and daughter, instead of thinking about mother and daughter eating, they actually want to fight with others?

What is the serious illness of this designation!

Tang Sanzang took a deep breath, but still stared at Guanyin Bodhisattva,

"This girl, but you haven't asked her name? Also, where is this place, and where are you from?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva gave Tang Sanzang a blank look, and then gently pushed Li Shan's old mother.

Mrs. Jia, who was transformed by the old mother of Lishan, put on airs and read out the manuscript prepared by Xitian in a loud voice, saying: "This is the land of Xiniu Hezhou. The little lady's maiden name is Jia, and her husband's family name is Mo. When she was young Unfortunately, my father-in-law died early, and she and her husband inherited the ancestral business, with a family of wealth and a thousand hectares of fertile land."

"The couple had no children, only three girls were born. The year before last was unlucky, and they lost their husbands. The young women are widows. This year, they are full of service. They leave nothing to the land and family, and there are no family members. It's just me. Ladies accept it."

"I want to marry someone else, but it's hard to give up my family property. The elder Shicheng descended, and I think there are four masters and apprentices. There are four young women and women who want to sit on the mountain to recruit husbands. The four are just right. I don't know if they will respect it or not."

ah?Is it really a mother-daughter bowl? !

Hearing the words, Sanzang turned deaf and dumb, closed his eyes and calmed his mind, and did not answer in silence.

Although he was fighting with his second daughter here just now, and even fought a set of unexplained combos, but when it comes to a mother and three daughters serving a meal, even a normal person would be a little bit excited.

Tang Sanzang is no exception.

But Zhu Bajie was not ambiguous at all, jumped out and shouted:

"Is there such a good thing? Let me do it!"

Tang Sanzang raised his head sharply, and with a thud, he pushed back Bajie and said:

"Bajie, we are monks, how can we be tempted by wealth, and pay attention to beauty, what is the reason for it!"

Zhu Bajie waved his hand,

"Hey, master, haven't you heard that even in the Western Paradise there is a Huanxi Buddha. Master, you need to know that love between men and women is the only principle in the world!"

Tang Sanzang was indifferent,

"The poor monk thinks it's inappropriate. Traveling to the west to learn scriptures is the most important thing. Besides, these girls are weak and not good at fists and feet. They are also teachers and seek the way of cultivation. How can they ignore it?"

"A poor monk longs for a worthy opponent."

Guanyin Bodhisattva almost cursed out loud,

Are you a fool?Don't want to marry us because of the lack of worthy opponents? ! !

It doesn't matter to Mrs. Jia, anyway, Li Shan's old mother's task is to read the lines and run away.

However, Li Shan's old mother was in the dark, always feeling that there was a little danger in it, and it seemed to be aimed at Chu Hao.

She missed Chu Hao day and night in Kunlun Mountain, and she came here this time to protect Chu Hao and never let Chu Hao fall into it.

She glanced at Chu Hao vaguely, but said casually: "There are more than [-] hectares of paddy fields, more than [-] hectares of dry fields, and more than [-] hectares of fruit trees in the mountain field. There are more than a thousand yellow buffaloes , the wealth is endless!"

"... If your masters and apprentices are willing to change their minds and move to live in Han's house, they can be at ease and enjoy the glory, but it's not as good as going west to work?"

"If you don't want it, what do you think about that beautiful boy in white over there?"

Tang Sanzang:? ? ?

Guanyin:? ? ?

Chu Hao:? ? ?

Chu Hao was still sleeping on the white dragon horse, but when he heard Li Shan's old mother calling him, Chu Hao smiled stiffly, but waved his hands,

"No, no, you're welcome, you're welcome, I'm just a salted fish passing by, don't worry about me."

Just kidding, Chu Hao didn't go to Kunlun Mountain for a long time because he didn't eat enough goji berries recently, and he forgot to grow his kidneys for barbecue.

Unexpectedly, he was intercepted by the Madonna of Wudang here, and Chu Hao could feel a scorching gaze staring at him.

Needless to say, the Holy Mother of Wudang already wanted to take Chu Hao back to be Mrs. Yazhai.

But Tang Sanzang, who seemed to have escaped from the vortex of struggle, looked at Chu Hao with admiration and gratitude, as if saying,

"The emperor has such a beautiful face, it moves the heavens and the earth, save my dog's life, so that I won't fall into the hell of beauty, thank you boss!"

Li Shan's old mother was still staring at Chu Hao, her eyes were full of provocation,

"I was born in Youshi on the third day of March in Dinghai Year. My old husband is three years older than me, and I am 45 years old.

The eldest daughter, Yunyun, is 20 years old this year; the second daughter, Qiongqiong, is this year; the third daughter, Bibi, is 16 years old, and none of them have ever betrothed to anyone..."

"If the emperor is interested, the little lady will take you to meet them."

The three masters were almost stunned when they heard it,

Yunxiao, Qiongxiao, Bixiao? !

Why did Li Shan's old mother take the opportunity to sell Sanxiao?

Do not play cards according to the routine!

Chapter 849 The Virgin Mary: Love to marry but not to marry, not to marry

Chu Hao thought it was normal when he first heard it, but when Li Shan's old mother suddenly changed the subject and said Fairy Sanxiao instead, Chu Hao became a little flustered.

The Madonna of Wudang can't help it anymore, she wants to take herself back to Kunlun Mountain to be the wife of Yazhai!

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was extremely anxious, and secretly transmitted the sound to Li Shan's old mother, so that Li Shan's old mother could speak according to the words.

Li Shan's old mother was very upset, so she said lazily:

"The eldest daughter's name is Zhenzhen, she is 20 years old this year; the second daughter's name is Aiai, this year; the third daughter's name is Lian Lian, she is 16 years old this year, none of them have ever been betrothed to anyone else."

"If you love to marry, don't marry, if you don't marry, you will fall down."

Sure enough, doing other people's work is so easy and freehand.

After Li Shan's old mother finished reading, she sat next to her and looked at Chu Hao with provocative|teasing eyes.

The three masters went crazy when they heard that,

If you say that, the pig agrees!

Zhu Bajie stood up abruptly, and said sternly:

"I come!"

Three Great Masters: "..."

Kuang arrived?

……

There is no need to set a trap, how did you get in?

The three masters didn't know how to react for a while.

But for now, this task can be regarded as completed.

Of course, the three great masters still remember the matter of the yin and yang peacock feathers.

Guanyin Bodhisattva stood up, but said:

"Elder Pig, since you are willing to stay, you might as well choose another day and get married tonight."

"I also invite all the elders, as well as the young man in white, to come and attend the wedding together. This can be regarded as understanding the kindness of the master and apprentice."

Sun Wukong had a playful face and said with a smile:

"Master will be a man-in-law, this woman will be a woman-in-law, the old grandson will be a babysitter, and Drifting will be a matchmaker.

You don't need to read the general book, with the emperor present, today is an auspicious day, you come to worship the master, go in and be a son-in-law. "

"Mother and daughter cover rice, how beautiful is it?"

Naturally, Sun Wukong has seen through the real bodies of these people long ago. In fact, even if he hadn't, just because Li Shan's old mother broke the name of Sanxiao just now, Sun Wukong and Chu Hao have known each other for not a day or two, and they knew it all at once. It is Our Lady of Nothingness.

Sha Wujing's current cultivation is not high, but it doesn't mean that his EQ is not high.

He had been paying attention to Chu Hao from just now, and from Chu Hao's various reactions, Sha Wujing immediately understood that this was Chu Hao's acquaintance.

We are acquaintances with Emperor Gouchen, how many of them are mortals?

Although he didn't know why Zhu Bajie was so easily seduced by beauty, it didn't affect Sha Wujing's judgment on the situation.

Sha Wujing also stood up very righteously,

"Second Senior Brother, Senior Senior Brother is well said!"

Tang Sanzang couldn't help but bewildered, what's going on, the disciple betrayed him?

Tang Sanzang didn't only have muscles in his mind, he also sensed something was wrong, but no matter what, learning from the scriptures should be the most important thing.

Tang Sanzang shouted to Zhu Bajie:

"Bajie, you still want to go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures with me as a teacher, how can you be tempted by Fanxin?"

Zhu Bajie was dissatisfied and waved his hand,