Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

Zhu Bajie also had a dignified expression, "Master, don't you want to travel west? Shouldn't you be moving forward?"

Tang Sanzang was in denial,

"Journey to the West will naturally need a journey to the West, but now there is no prison god to protect us, how difficult do you think we will be in the future?"

"Do you think that group of animals in Xitian will make us feel better? I always feel that this time I will fall|fall into the Quicksand River because of Xitian's secret murder."

"Now that the God of Hell is not around, it is dangerous for us to take one more step. It's better, um, let's call it a day."

Sun Wukong looked solemn,

"It seems so."

Zhu Bajie nodded thoughtfully: "That's the truth."

Sha Wujing stroked his scruffy beard,

"Do you have to take a vacation on the first day of Journey to the West? But it's not bad."

"But since it's my place, I'll go down and catch some seafood... Oh no, we're monks now."

Tang Sanzang frowned,

"Monks can't eat seafood? Where did your Dharma come from?"

"Forget it, I have to give you some advanced Buddhist knowledge today. If you continue to abide by those old and rigid Buddhist laws, you will never be able to enlighten yourself!"

"Go, bring the wine and meat from your cave to the teacher. Today's task is to give you some new Buddhist teachings!"

Sha Wujing's eyes lit up,

"Okay, right now!"

Sha Wujing's concept of Buddhism is still in the cognition of being a great rolling curtain. Now when he hears that Tang Sanzang is going to teach himself a new law, Sha Wujing: If you want to talk about this, I won't be sleepy!

Then, on the first day of Journey to the West, the master and apprentice gathered together and started drinking and eating meat to brag, taking time off to talk about Buddhism!

The Dharma taught by Tang Sanzang was heard in the ears of the Tathagata Buddha, but it was like thunder!

The Tathagata Buddha was completely stunned!

"Saving thousands of ants is worse than killing one villain!"

"Eight precepts, the eight precepts, are used to abstain from others!"

"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha sits in his heart! Disciples, eat more, can you feel the Buddha's stomach?"

"Not yet? Then eat more. You have to feel the Buddha flowing in your body and then expel it. Only in this way can you truly implement the true meaning of Buddhism!"

"Actually, apart from the Buddhas of the Western Paradise, it is said that there is a higher supreme Buddha Lord in the world. I don't know its name, but its title: Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization, Harmony..."

"and also……"

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, the Tathagata Buddha would never have believed that it was Tang Sanzang who was drinking and eating meat, and all he said was killing evil and promoting good!

This is completely confused by the Tathagata Buddha,

Since Tang Sanzang left Chang'an and started Journey to the West, he left all the matters of the Journey to the West to Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he did not pay attention to the healthy growth of the child's psychology.

He thought that he only needed to protect Westward Journey from being damaged by external forces and continue to move forward, but now he didn't expect that Westward Journey had already become outrageous from the inside!

Who is this muscular monk who steps on the table, drinks and eats meat, and sings loudly!

Is this the golden cicada that I arranged?

And those disciples, why are their eyes so sharp, that is not the eyes of Buddha-chanting at all!

And what's going on with this Dharma!

Who taught advanced Buddhism? !

Also, the most important thing is, who knows prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony... who fabricated these Buddhas? !

The Tathagata Buddha began to doubt the Buddha.

Chapter 832 Nezha: My boss asked for leave today.

In the past, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and Wufang Jiedi concealed and did not report. He didn't know that the Buddhist scriptures team had turned into such a ghost, and what was going on with this advanced Dharma?

It's outrageous!

The Tathagata Buddha scratched his head and was completely in place.

Tang Sanzang drank and ate meat, his whole body was muscular, and he dictated the advanced Dharma;

The other three disciples are also enlightened by the god of hell, and they are all supporters of advanced Buddhism.

Tathagata Buddha didn't hear much of these news before, but now he witnessed it all at once, and the impact is so great that it is understandable.

Ma Sui heard the discussion of the team of Journey to the West, especially those advanced Buddhism, which made Ma Sui's eyes brighten and his brows raised high, "The world is so safe with Buddhism? Who thought it? Merit and good fortune are comparable to saints!"

"Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality... Back then, when I cut off teaching, I only sought one of them, and it would be incomparably grand. If I can get the twelve profound meanings, wouldn't I be invincible in the world?!"

The first time he heard of this advanced Buddhism, Ma Sui had already completely bowed down under this advanced Buddhism.

His world view has been greatly impacted. This is a road that no one has ever imagined since the beginning of the prehistoric era. Even the thoughts taught by the West who are good at controlling others seem so pale and powerless in front of these 24 words. Broken!

It is not an exaggeration to say that this is advanced thinking.

Ma Sui suddenly sighed, no wonder Tang Sanzang, who studied Buddhism hard since he was a child, was obsessed with this advanced Buddhism.

If you can meet him once, and worship him to cultivate new ideas, your life will be completely new in the future!

Ma Sui didn't expect that today, by accident, he would find the answer that he hadn't found in seclusion for many years. He had been looking for a method that could break through the shackles in his heart. I lost my longing, and even forgot the purpose of my coming.

Tathagata Buddha was not happy, his face was as black as ink, and he gritted his teeth, "Who the hell is using such evil and rebellious thoughts to poison the Dharma I teach? If you are born as a human being and don't respect the Buddha, then you are still a human being!"

"That's an evil spirit, that's going to fall into Avici Hell!"

"This damned Chu Hao, the sun is rising and he still hasn't come! If he doesn't come, all the Westward Journey team will be poisoned by this evil thought!"

"Wait...won't he teach these things?"

The Tathagata Buddha's mind became more and more confused, and fine sweat oozes from his forehead.

However, the thinking of the Journey to the West team is no longer a big problem. Now the Journey to the West team is completely stagnant because Chu Hao did not come, which makes the Tathagata Buddha almost mad!

Now it is a foregone conclusion that the minds of the sutra learning team will be poisoned by the evil Dharma. Although it is outrageous, it will not pose a big threat after all.

At most, it only affects the experience of ordinary people along the road. The Tathagata Buddha can send people to get rid of these things at any time afterward. If thoughts cannot be removed, then get rid of people.

Anyway, the task of the Journey to the West team is to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, find the scriptures, and bring them back to Datang.

The most important thing now is that because Chu Hao was not present,

Not only was Amitabha wasting his only favor, but Ma Sui, who had finally been invited to attack Chu Hao, had no chance to make a move. Crazy!

Tathagata Buddha gritted his teeth and said to Ma Sui:

"Golden Hoop Immortal, you wait here, I'll go and capture that Hell God right now!"

"How dare you let me go, no matter what today, I will make him pay the price!"

Ma Sui's eyes were indifferent, but he waved his hands impatiently,

"I still say the same thing, I will only make a move today, and I will not wait when it is too late."

"After today, I will have nothing to do with you, and I will renounce Amitabha!"

The Tathagata Buddha was so angry that he flew to the heaven.

Before leaving, the Tathagata Buddha also saw that the sutra pilgrimage team seemed to be going up the mountain to suppress the bandits...

The Tathagata Buddha's face turned green, how can a monk suppress bandits and violate the precepts!

The Tathagata Buddha didn't dare to stay any longer, he was afraid that he would get angry from a heart attack.

……

heaven.

The Tathagata Buddha came to the Law Enforcement Hall aggressively and furiously.

The Tathagata Buddha was about to kick open the gate of the law enforcement hall, but thinking about the beatings he had suffered before, kicking the door was a pleasure for a while, and the crematorium lost money.

Tathagata Buddha still endured,

Knock obediently.

Duangduangduang!

Nezha opened the door calmly, but when he saw that it was the Tathagata Buddha, he frowned and closed it.

"It's early in the morning, bad luck." Nezha muttered.

The Tathagata Buddha was shut out, and his face turned red with anger!

"The law enforcement hall is so rude, open the door quickly, discuss urgent matters, forget that you can't afford it!"

"Nezha, don't be too arrogant! Open the door!"

The Tathagata Buddha was furious. He didn't expect that the people in the Law Enforcement Hall were so stubborn that even Nezha dared to ignore him!

Nezha is not panicking at all, not to mention that his boss is now Emperor Gouchen, and this is in the Heavenly Court, and it is the Law Enforcement Hall of the Supreme Law Enforcement Agency in the Heavenly Court, the Tathagata Buddha cannot be arrogant.

Nezha ignored it and turned to go back.

The Tathagata Buddha gritted his teeth, and finally couldn't help it, so he wanted to break into the door.

But at this time, a faint voice came,

"The Tathagata Buddha comes to visit me every day, why is he so rude?"

The Tathagata Buddha turned his head suddenly, but saw the Jade Emperor standing behind him, looking at him coldly.

The Jade Emperor had sensed the aura of the Tathagata Buddha for a long time, fearing that the Tathagata Buddha would cause trouble, so he came to the Law Enforcement Hall to deal with the Tathagata Buddha first.

Chu Hao is now the Four Imperials, and the Jade Emperor also has a good excuse to support Chu Hao, so sitting in the lobby of the Law Enforcement Hall is not deliberate at all.

The Tathagata Buddha gritted his teeth and stared at the Jade Emperor with bulging veins.

"Prison God Chu Hao didn't go to work today. This is different from what we agreed. Could it be that the heavens are going to violate the things agreed by the saints! Journey to the West is now at a standstill, can you bear it?!"

The Tathagata Buddha is so nervous, it is not because of stagnation,