Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

At this moment, Chu Hao was staring at Amitabha, and was about to continue teasing the impatient Amitabha.

Suddenly, there was a system beep.

[The general trend is irreversible now, the second phase of the pre-task is started]

[Pre-task: Bring the four members of Journey to the West and resume Journey to the West]

[Reward: Ten standard acquired spirit treasures! 】

Chu Hao originally wanted to show Amitabha Buddha a taste of the iron fist of laborers, but thinking about it, he still can't completely subvert Xitian. After all, Amitabha Buddha is still so powerful, and the cultivation of a saint is irresistible. Reasoning is obviously impossible to be useful.

Therefore, Chu Hao couldn't help but let go and said:

"Okay, since you're so impatient, I won't compete with you too much."

"Journey to the West can be resumed."

Amitabha Buddha was ecstatic,

"Then it's not too late..."

Chu Hao waved his hand slightly,

"Listen to me first, are you so ignorant of the rules?"

Amitabha's face was as black as ink, and he suddenly remembered that his head was still hanging on the lobby, so he hurriedly said while Chu Hao let go, "Also, give me back my head too!"

Chu Hao chuckled,

"What's the rush, look at how confused Monk Zhang Er is."

Amitabha's heart hurts so much, I just feel my neck is so cold now!

Chu Hao sighed and said bluntly:

"Then I will simply make a condition."

"Let's talk about your dog head first..."

Amitabha shouted angrily:

"Be respectful!"

Chu Hao turned around and left,

"The negotiation is over, bye."

Amitabha hurriedly pulled Chu Hao back, and persuaded him with kind words:

"Wrong, wrong, the dog's head is the dog's head, as long as you give me back everything to say."

All the saints present were sweating profusely, with contempt on their faces,

Amitabha, what are you planning?

Only then did Chu Hao calmly say:

"Then, let's continue to talk about the dog's head now. Your dog's head was cut off because you wanted to sneak attack on me who was being promoted..."

Amitabha could only hear that his ears were full of dog heads, and the shame and anger in his heart were beyond words.

Of course, I endured it.

Chu Hao also specifically asked:

"You said the dog head is not angry anymore?"

Amitabha resisted the urge to strangle Chu Hao to death, but his voice was neither happy nor sad: "All living beings are equal. If you see a dog's head in your eyes, then it is a dog's head."

Chu Hao, however, looked contemptuous, "The dialectical method of playing rogue is not advisable. What we are talking about is objective bullshit, not subjective."

Amitabha Buddha can't bear it, but he still wants to bear it.

"Please tell me, Your Excellency the Prison God, what exactly do you want?"

Only then did Chu Hao lazily say:

"I wanted your dog's head before, purely because I looked at Liangtang. If you took it away, I would not have to hang the lamp. Do you think I should find something to replace it?"

"Such as other things that emit light, such as the heads of other Buddhas?"

Chu Hao glanced at Tathagata Buddha speciously.

Chapter 781 Fellow Daoist, this is not a good place!

Chu Hao's eyes only glanced at Tathagata Buddha,

The Tathagata Buddha sweated all over his body!

Fellow Daoist, this is not a good place to swing!

No, what's your situation, do you have to use Buddha's head to hang lights at home to look grand?

The Tathagata Buddha was in a hurry, sweating profusely and said:

"Teacher, I am the Buddha of the Central Saha World. It would be inappropriate for thousands of believers to know that my head is hung here!"

Chu Hao looked at the Great Sun Tathagata Buddha lightly, and his voice was a little joyful, "Hey! It's so bright, if it is hung up, it must be worth ten headlights! The Great Sun Tathagata Buddha is really amazing!"

Dainichi Tathagata has black lines all over his head,

I'm not happy even if you praise me like that!

How can you boast that someone's head looks good when hung, are you a law enforcement prison god or a perverted murderer?

Although Amitabha often deceives his disciples, he is still sensible.

If the head of any Buddha in Xitian was hung here, it would not be so wonderful, it would be a major blow to the majesty of Xitian.

Then, Amitabha Buddha gritted his teeth and said bluntly:

"Let's stop testing each other. I have a magic weapon that I can exchange with you to illuminate your law enforcement hall."

Chu Hao lacked interest,

"Ah? It's not your heads, that's really disappointing."

The Tathagata Buddha, who was beside him, was distraught and shouted angrily:

"Prison God Chu Hao, don't go too far!!"

Who is always thinking about the heads on other people's necks, and still want to hang them in the lobby?

This is so scary!

Amitabha Buddha took out a lamp,

As soon as the lamp was first taken out, the surroundings were radiated with brilliance, and lotus flowers bloomed, which was extremely sacred.

Moreover, it seems that the appearance of this lamp has made the surrounding aura milder and easier to absorb.

Chu Hao glanced at it, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, hehe, it also has the function of promoting digestion?

【Introduction to Linglong Lotus Lantern】

【Innate Spirit Treasure】

[The owner of the twelve sub-lamps can return to the position of the main lamp extremely quickly, and can enhance the absorption of surrounding aura]

Chu Hao knows this Linglong Lotus Lantern.

This was used by Jieyin before, and you can tell from the name, although it is not a companion magic weapon, nor is it a rare treasure, but it can be regarded as a facade magic weapon for leading Taoists.

It seems that Amitabha is really in a hurry, even if he wants to lose his own face, he still wants Chu Hao to quickly recover from Journey to the West.

He's in a hurry, he's in a hurry!

Chu Hao took the Linglong Lotus Lantern and pretended to look at it carefully.

"He's not happy with your lamp. You see, my hall is so big. I don't think it's very good for a lamp."

"Besides, you are so honorable, how can the lofty Amitabha Buddha, an innate spiritual treasure, be worthy of your honor? Is there any more?"

Amitabha was almost furious,

When did my dog's head become so precious, why didn't I know? !

"Would you like it or not, I'll give you the head!"

Amitabha was so angry that he started talking nonsense.

After thinking about it, Chu Hao decided to forget it. It's really not auspicious to hang his head here.

Moreover, only he himself would buy the head of Amitabha Buddha, and if it was replaced by someone else, even the Patriarch Styx would not dare to accept it.

As a result, Chu Hao could only lazily accept the Linglong Lotus Lantern,

"Okay, okay, I'll pay you back."

Amitabha threw out the exquisite lotus lantern, and he couldn't wait to snatch his head back!

Feeling the long-lost head return to his neck, this feeling is not uncomfortable!

Amitabha was even thinking, why does this feel so comfortable, why don't you take it down for a while if you have nothing to do in the future?

All the saints present shook their heads, their faces full of contempt,

It has to be said that if this is replaced by any supreme power in the field, he will only be ashamed. After all, he has never heard of any saint or supreme power who lost his head and had to redeem it.

But this happened to Amitabha, so it seems unreasonable to be ashamed.

Amitabha put his head on, and finally returned to his benevolent look, and said compassionately, "Thank you, benefactor."

Thank you so much?

Amitabha made it clear, that is, I am shameless, what can I do?

Chu Hao twitched the corners of his mouth, really disgusted by Amitabha's shamelessness.

Chu Hao paid back the debt, and lazily said:

"Then, let's talk about the reward for resuming Journey to the West."

"Look, my Law Enforcement Hall has just opened, and when I was beating your evil world, there were heavy casualties!"