Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

The Tathagata Buddha next to him didn't dare to say anything. He glanced at the material in his hand. This thing looked familiar, a bit like the tendon in the brains of the two Bodhisattvas. The Tathagata Buddha suddenly looked complicated. It's over, I forgot to put it in!

No wonder the two Bodhisattvas always feel that the words of the two Bodhisattvas are simple and stupid, and there is a muscle that was not put in.

It is true because the Tathagata Buddha was too busy, and he hurriedly started to assemble those two heavy heads. The Tathagata Buddha forgot to add the muscle of wisdom to them, which caused them to always be lacking in their words and actions. .

It can be deduced from this that Bailian boy should also be born with a lack of tendons.

But in any case, the Tathagata Buddha knew that his appointment was a matter of course. He knew that Guanyin Bodhisattva deliberately covered himself in his words so that he would not be blamed, but in any case, the three great men belonged to him. What happened? Things, Tathagata Buddha is responsible.

But now this responsibility cannot be shouldered, so the Tathagata Buddha decided not to do anything, if he can't beat them, he will join them!

Tathagata Buddha stood up, clasped his hands and bowed, saying:

"Teacher, it's useless to say anything now."

"Now the four great emperors in the court, Zhen Yuanzi, Taishang Laojun, Tongtian Cult Master, Xuantian Huofeng, Zijin Dragon Emperor... are furious, but they have not yet reached the point of attacking the door."

"It's better, peace is the most important thing, and it's better to make friends than to get rid of enemies. We apologized in the past, and I believe they will turn hostility into friendship."

Amitabha Buddha was furious,

"I, Xitian, have never bowed my head to anyone!"

The Tathagata Buddha did not speak, but secretly despised him in his heart,

Pull it down, teacher, Er Shi has been embarrassing since he joined the Tribulation of the Three Realms, okay?

Crying and grabbing the seat back then, killed Hongyun Patriarch;

Later, in order to revitalize the West, Zhunti Daoist shamelessly kidnapped others in the name of Duhua. It was really shameless for the saint to take action against Da Luo;

Tathagata Buddha is not easy to talk about him, otherwise, if you tell all the shit about Amitabha Buddha, Xitian will be scared and disbanded in place.

Chapter 730 Stolen goods?Again, this was picked up!

Amitabha Buddha is still on the spot, pretending to be upright and upright, not bowing his head to the evil forces.

But the Tathagata Buddha knew Amitabha's heart very well, so he took the initiative to persuade him: "Teacher, now that the journey to the west is interrupted, Tang Sanzang died, and the missing Great Returning Pill needs to be taken out by the law enforcement and prison gods."

"The disbanded team also needs to be summoned by the prison god Chu Hao. Why don't we take this opportunity to tie the prison god to our boat?"

"Although there may be some price to pay, it can kill two birds with one stone, turn resistance into assistance, and such catastrophes will no longer happen every day."

"What does the teacher think?"

The words of the Tathagata Buddha first aroused the anger of the three thousand Buddhas present, and they all shouted: "Tathagata Buddha, this is not appropriate! The law-enforcing prison gods of the three realms are arrogant and domineering, and together with the gods of the heavens, they bully me in the Western Paradise. , wouldn’t it be a joke if we bowed our heads?!”

"That's right, I, Xitian, will never collude with evil, except for asuras, demons, monsters, evil spirits and other evil spirits..."

"Indeed, that prison god Chu Hao is evil in every way, how can we hire him to travel west? Isn't this the absurdity of the world?"

"It's the best in the world~ Daji!"

Because of the presence of Amitabha Buddha, the three thousand Buddhas showed their denunciation of evil to show their belonging to the Western Paradise.

The Tathagata Buddha sneered in his heart, a bunch of idiots, you are singing against Amitabha Buddha, as a disciple of Amitabha Buddha, how could the Tathagata Buddha not know what Amitabha Buddha was thinking?

What Amitabha Buddha wants is peace as the most important thing, and a reasonable surrender. This is something the Tathagata Buddha is most familiar with.

The Tathagata Buddha just spoke out for Amitabha Buddha. Didn't expect these three thousand Buddhas to jump up?

Sure enough, I saw Amitabha Buddha's face was gloomy, but he said to the three thousand Buddhas: "Everyone hates evil as much as enmity, I am very comforted, if you don't want to take this opportunity to form a leader and set off to attack the law enforcement hall!"

"Everyone must sweep away all the sacred things in the Law Enforcement Hall, leaving no one behind."

After Amitabha finished speaking, the faces of the three thousand Buddhas changed greatly.

I, Cao, want us to fight?

And still fighting with those nearly ten supreme beings and powerful ones?How about just giving us a rope to hang us?

Immediately, the attitudes of the three thousand Buddhas changed 180 degrees, and they all smiled and said: "After careful consideration, I suddenly feel that what the Tathagata Buddha said is very reasonable. Tathagata Buddha, I will always support you!"

"That's right. This is a clever plan to use retreat as an advance and defense as an attack. The Tathagata Buddha's plan is very clever. It's us who have made another appearance and violated the precept of anger."

"Not only that, but if you can use this to hire the prison god to lead the journey to the west, prevent evil and do good, this is a great merit! My Buddha has thought deeply, and I respect it!"

"Furthermore, the Prison God is now the number one general in the Heavenly Court. If the Prisoner God can be hired, the Heavenly Court can be divided and transformed, and when the evil is turned into good, the Heavenly Court can be divided up. Wouldn't it be beautiful to have the best of both worlds?"

"Miao Miao Miao, my Buddha's plan to divide people, and prevent evil and do good, is really wonderful!"

The three thousand Buddhas, you and I, will not be able to be corrected by the Tathagata Buddha.

The Tathagata Buddha has black lines all over his head, so he knew it was like this. This group of stinking idiots always rely on one mouth to subdue demons and eliminate demons. Everyone is in the same industry. Who doesn't know who? It's really...

As a result, Amitabha also felt relieved, and said to Tathagata Buddha:

"You have a little friendship with the leader of the Tongtian sect, and you are also the person in charge of the Western Paradise, why don't you discuss this matter?"

The Tathagata Buddha's face instantly turned black,

Why do you let me do all the swearing and tiring work? !

Especially at this moment of losing power and humiliating education, it is thankless. Does this mean that I have to take the blame and be wronged in the past?

The Tathagata Buddha was enraged in his heart, but he did not express his anger.

At the critical moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva said beside him:

"Actually, when I came, the gods said that if Amitabha Buddha does not come in person, they will come."

"Amitabha, I'm afraid this matter will have to be solved by you."

Amitabha's face instantly turned dark and gloomy,

"Is this true?!"

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva bowed her head and said quickly:

"Don't dare lie!"

Amitabha cursed in his heart, Cao!

Why should I go there?Let Tathagata Buddha be scolded and blackmailed, can't he?Why me!

Then who am I to blame?

Helpless, Amitabha had no choice but to wave his hand and said:

"That's all, it's time to tell them to restrain themselves, otherwise they really think that I, Xitian, are easy to bully!"

"Let's go."

Amitabha didn't have much nonsense, so he went with Tathagata Buddha.

The three thousand Buddhas were relieved to see Amitabha and Tathagata Buddha leave. Anyway, they can't get on them anyway.

……

At this moment, in the law enforcement hall,

Chu Hao was chatting with the gods of the heavens.

Master Tongtian seems to be very stingy when he took out the magic water when he contributed the magic weapon just now because he was a cheap master.

So Master Tongtian felt very sorry, and channeled to Chu Hao:

"Little friend Chu, I see that your Law Enforcement Hall also has some relationship with my interception of teaching, and it seems that it also implements the law of teaching without discrimination."

"Everyone is like-minded. I am very relieved. Please tell me what you need. I will try my best to satisfy you. Don't be polite."

Without saying a word, Chu Hao directly took out the treasures he had looted from Xitian, and said bluntly: "Of course you are welcome, come on, here is a scapegoat for you to bear."

Chu Hao placed a lot of things jingling on the ground, and all the people present were taken aback.

Zijin Dragon Emperor frowned,

"Brother, where do you put this wholesale magic weapon? The hundreds of magic weapons just now are nothing more than that, why are there so many?"

Chu Hao waved his hand, very shyly said:

"Oh, I picked it up, I picked it up, and occasionally said it, it's nothing."

The Jade Emperor next to him had sharp eyes, and saw the big ruler in Chu Hao's hand at a glance, and suddenly exclaimed, "Oh my god, isn't this the measuring ruler for burning lamps?! Ai Qing picked it up?"

Chu Hao smiled awkwardly.

The Jade Emperor was even more frightened when he saw the others.

"These seem to be Buddhist treasures that have been sacrificed for many years. What's going on? Why do you have so many?"

Chu Hao was shy,

"Oh, I picked it up."

The Zijin Dragon Emperor came to his senses, and suddenly slapped his thigh,

"I see. No wonder you didn't show up last time when we attacked the Heavenly Court. You just went to grab the feelings... No, you went to the Daleiyin Temple to pick up things!"

Master Tongtian was stunned for a moment,

"So, these are all stolen goods, let me launder money?"

Chu Hao waved his hands and said with a righteous face:

"We are a righteous law enforcement unit. How can there be any stolen goods? Again, this is picked up!"

All the supreme powers nodded thoughtfully,

So you can be so shameless!

Chapter 731 Hello, Zhenyuanzi, I’m Here to Divide You and Xitian

No matter what, this tool man was already decided by Chu Hao a long time ago.

Chu Hao has always been the only one who takes advantage of others, how can he let others take advantage of him forcibly? Really.

However, Master Tongtian did not shirk at all, and began to take the initiative to release these restrictions for Chu Hao.

Master Tongtian looked at Chu Hao's pile of magic weapons and couldn't help shaking his head.