Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

"Old master, you have white hair and a childlike face, you walk like flying, you still breathe calmly, and your cultivation has reached the pinnacle. May I ask how many years you have cultivated?"

The old headmaster Fuxu smiled,

"Time doesn't leave people behind. It's been 200 years and 70 years in a blink of an eye. What about you? Young people?"

Tang Sanzang showed a sneer on his face, "Me? Ashamed, I have only practiced Buddhism for more than 20 years, unlike the master you can..."

Chu Hao has been spying on the good show in the sky, but his hearing is getting more and more outrageous. Seeing that the plot is strangely similar.

My Cao, why does this line sound so creepy!

Chu Hao was really afraid that Tang Sanzang would say again, I want you to show your true colors!Then backhand a Dawei Tianlong!

Fortunately, Tang Sanzang has not learned this trick yet.

The old monk smiled and said:

"Everyone is a monk. I just heard you making noise outside. It really is flooding the Dragon King Temple."

"Guangzhi, offer tea!"

The little monk Guangzhi took out a plate of suet jade, and there were three tea clocks inlaid with French blue and gold.

Another young monk stood beside him, carrying a white copper pot, and poured three cups of fragrant tea.

It's really beautiful in color and durian, and its taste is better than that of sweet-scented osmanthus.

The old homeowner was secretly complacent, showing off nakedly, our family has money, it is impossible not to show it.

When Sanzang saw it, his face showed surprise,

The old homeowner stretched out his ears, waiting for admiration.

Tang Sanzang praised with a smile: "The owner of the monastery is so frugal when he sits in such a large Buddhist monastery, and the tea sets he uses are also so crude, which is really thrifty."

The face of the old homeowner suddenly fell.

Chapter 582 New Year's Eve, Poor Monk Wishes You Prosperous Prosperity!

What does it feel like?

Red|Naked flaunting of wealth turns into a sentence of thrift in others' mouths.

Good guy, this is more painful than a slap in the face!

Tang Sanzang really didn't have any bad intentions, he just simply stated the facts.

After all, what Tang Sanzang got before, whether it was the treasures of the palace, or the cassock given by Guanyin Bodhisattva later.

Which one is not a first-class treasure?

Just these two small jade plates and two small cups?

Forget it, that's it?

If it weren't for Tang Sanzang's relatively high quality, relatively low-key, and not being able to pretend to be aggressive, Tang Sanzang would have pushed this beast to the ground and slapped him in the face!

But the old homeowner is not happy.

I worked hard, cheated, burned, killed and looted, and opened the Black Zen Temple here for more than 200 years, only to barely get these two precious things.

Are you saying that I am thrifty?

Pretentious people can't hear this!

Immediately, the old homeowner sneered,

"So, Great Tang Monk, what treasure do you have? Can you show me to open my eyes?"

Tang Sanzang didn't even think about it, he took out his precious cassock without hesitation, "Look."

Tang Sanzang flung out the brocade cassock.

After the water and land meeting, Tang Sanzang was driven into obsession by the cassock and tin staff, and he was in great pain.

But later, Xitian renovated the cassock with the tin rod, but removed the Buddha light on it, leaving only the materials of the eight scriptures.

At this moment, Tang Sanzang threw out the brocade cassock, and all the monks present seemed to be staring at the sun, terrified, "Ah! It's so dazzling, how can there be such a magic weapon in the world?!"

The old homeowner was even more outrageous, his eyes were so wide open that they almost seemed to be shining.

Brocade cassocks are made by ice silkworms and woven by silkworms, woven by immortals, and machined by goddesses.

There are square clusters of embroidered seams on it, covered with red agate, purple coral, luminous pearls, relics...

It can be said that it is stealing the moon and whitening, competing with the sun for red.Strips of fairy spirit, blossoming auspicious light.

Seeing Tang Sanzang holding the brocade cassock, the old courtyard master was dazzled for a moment, and his saliva was so greedy, "Your Excellency, can you lend me to go back and have a look at it?"

Tang Sanzang didn't even think about it, he waved his hand,

"Take it, I can replace it tomorrow."

With pride, Tang Sanzang relies on his own cultivation, so what if it is just a brocade cassock for you to take a look at?

Tang Sanzang kept the Buddhist precepts in his heart.

Tang Sanzang just wanted to trick them into breaking the precepts, and then save them!

If I don't complete all of them today, it will be very difficult for me to end!

This move is to learn a hand of transcendence!

Small details, all details.

Sun Wukong seems to have seen what Tang Sanzang meant.

In order to prevent his master from being contaminated with too much karma, Sun Wukong was kind-hearted, but reminded him, "Hey, kid, have you thought it through?"

"This stuff is hot."

But the old homeowner ignored Sun Wukong's reminder at all, and just said with a dry smile: "Don't worry, I just borrowed it for one night and will return it tomorrow morning."

As long as you can survive tonight.

"Then I won't disturb your rest."

The old master waved his hand.

But he ordered all the monks to clean up the meditation hall in front of him, take two rattan beds, set up bedding, and invite Tang monks and disciples to rest.

You also pretended to arrange to see him off tomorrow morning, and put on a very peaceful and amiable look.

The masters and apprentices closed the meditation hall and fell asleep.

Tang Sanzang fell asleep, and suddenly said:

"Disciple, as a teacher, I really want to set up this Buddhist monastery."

Sun Wukong opened his eyes and blushed: "Master, I advise you to be kind."

Tang Sanzang sighed, very unwilling,

"It's a pity that you can't take the initiative to kill, damn it!"

Tang Sanzang was very sorry, with a sad look on his face.

Sun Wukong shook his head, good guy, he is so passionate, he is really indescribably awesome.

But he said that the monk had tricked him into getting the cassock and held it under the lamp in the back room.

A group of monks gathered together, their faces were full of gloomy and greedy expressions.

"My dear, you are indeed from the Great Tang Dynasty in the East, and you are rich!"

"or……"

"Hey, think about it clearly. The Tang Dynasty is strong and strong. Once the Tianzhu Buddhist Kingdom is defeated, the next step is to settle accounts with us!"

"If it's any other place, if you rob it, you'll just rob it. It's not easy to do it for the eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty..."

The monks are still timid.

However, the old monk looked so hard that his eyeballs almost stuck to the brocade cassock.

After a long time, a cold light flashed in the eyes of the old homeowner,

"Even if it belongs to Datang, if it is robbed, it will be robbed! At that time, the old rules, killing and dismembering corpses, abandoning the wilderness, who else can find any evidence!"

"Besides, the mountain is high and the emperor is far away, and the Tang Dynasty is also a distant country. How can you touch me?!"

"I want to seize the treasure, but I don't want to leave any traces. What do you guys do?"

As the master of Guanyin Temple, the old master's words are also domineering.

And the monks present all swallowed their saliva, but they nodded one after another, emboldened their courage!

Now that the old homeowner has made a decision, he naturally has a backbone.

The young monk Guangzhi jumped out with a sinister look on his face, "Tonight, each person will ask for a bunch of dry firewood, abandon the three meditation halls, set fire to them, and teach him that he has nowhere to go, even a horse." Set it on fire!"

"People saw it in front of the mountain and behind the mountain, and they only said that he was careless and set fire to it, and burned my meditation hall down. Didn't the two monks burn to death? It's easy to deceive people's eyes. Isn't the cassock our family heirloom? "

The old homeowner was overjoyed, clapped his legs and shouted: "Strong, strong, strong! This plan is clever, very clever!"

"Tonight, do it!"

That night.

Tang Sanzang and Monkey King fell asleep in the room.

Sun Wukong fell asleep, but Tang Sanzang tossed and turned.

His compassionate arms are just about to move!

But it is absolutely impossible to kill for nothing.

This is the principle, do not kill innocent people.

Even from those words, it can be heard that this group of people seems to have a bad background.

But there is still no evidence, let alone hands-on.

In the best case, it has to be that they break the precept, and if it is the kind of killing precept that happens to cause a big accident!