Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

"If it wasn't for the Buddha's protection, I would smash Tang Seng's dog's head off today!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva obviously has not forgotten the scene of being hammered to the head of a dog by Tang Monk riding on the ground.

Guanyin Bodhisattva saw that Chu Hao was about to speak, and she hurriedly reminded: "Tang Sanzang, you should measure the earth with your feet when you go west, and you can't rely on the strength of others. Have you forgotten?"

Tang Sanzang glanced at Guanyin Bodhisattva and said indifferently:

"This benefactor, close your beak, thank you."

"Journey to the West is the business of the poor monk. Who do you want to invite the poor monk, and what do you want to say? Are you worthy?"

Tang Wang was stunned by the side!

Tang Wang: "This imperial brother of mine is both polite and rude, taking into account the devilish nature and the Buddha's heart, yes, this is not a loss."

Tang Wang really did not expect that Tang Sanzang's painting style would become like this.

Chu Hao felt a little bit guilty, fake medicine killed people.

But Tang Sanzang is not bad.

Chu Hao leisurely looked at Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva beside him. The distressed and hurried appearance of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva made Chu Hao want to laugh.

Chu Hao said leisurely: "Tang Sanzang, traveling west here, are you sure you want to invite me? Have you ever thought about what the Buddha thinks?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva is in a hurry,

"Damn it, if you dare to interfere with Journey to the West, something will happen..."

However, Chu Hao's eyes ignored Guanyin Bodhisattva and looked at Tang Sanzang indifferently.

Tang Sanzang stared at Chu Hao, plausibly saying:

"Since I have the task of traveling west, this is a great thing for Xi Tiantian. I want a strong assistant, what's wrong?!"

"My Buddha is merciful. Could it be that they will watch the poor monk suffer and suffer, and even deliberately create disasters to test the poor monk? Isn't that a fraud? Moreover, creating a crisis is bound to involve the common people!"

"Are you guilty or not! Could it be that all the Buddhas in the Western Paradise are ruthless people? Just to create difficulties and make the people of the world suffer? Are you right?"

Tang Sanzang was talking here, and Guanyin Bodhisattva over there was sweating!

I, Cao, this Tang Sanzang, don't talk too much!

What the hell, isn't this cheating your master?

Guanyin Bodhisattva did not dare to open his mouth, because the ninety-nine and eighty-one disasters were indeed planned by Xitian, and the common people involved in the plan were just victims.

But isn't it all for Xitian?Isn't it normal to sacrifice some common people?

Guanyin Bodhisattva is a little panicked, good guy, seeing Tang Seng's current state of righteous indignation, if we let him know that future disasters are all planned by Xitian...

Tang Seng's going to the West is not to learn scriptures, but to take his life!

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Chu Hao with pleading and humble eyes.

She was so scared, afraid that after Chu Hao agreed, he would take the opportunity to coerce Xitian. When Xitian sold herself to Chu Hao as a maid, wouldn't it be... not bad?

However, Chu Hao smiled slightly,

"Journey to the West, even if there are endless merits and virtues, it can make all the Buddhas of the Western Heaven favor..."

"But I refuse!"

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Guanyin Bodhisattva breathed a sigh of relief, good guy, I was scared for a long time, it turned out that the prison god didn't fancy the endless merits of Journey to the West at all.

Even Guanyin Bodhisattva has already thought about what kind of clothes to wear to Chu Hao as a maid.

Guanyin Bodhisattva: The clown is actually me?

Chu Hao said lightly:

"Join if you ask me to join? Aren't I very shameless?"

"If you want me to join, I will reluctantly join unless the three thousand Buddhas respectfully invite and Avalokitesvara sings conquest to the Lord!"

The harder you speak, the more stable Chu Hao's position will be!

Guanyin Bodhisattva was almost angry, and couldn't help but cursed through sound transmission:

"Damn God of Hell, don't you think highly of yourself?!"

"Do you still want three thousand Buddhas? Do you think that all the Buddhas in the Western Heaven are fools? Please share the endless merits?"

"Do you want me to sing Conquer for you?"

Although Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't know what song Chu Hao called conquest, but when he thought of the way he danced "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" before, Guanyin Bodhisattva knew that it was definitely not a good thing!

Chu Hao ignored Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Most of the time, Chu Hao is not good at words and only likes to speak with facts.

Tang Sanzang was rejected by Chu Hao, but he could only feel deeply regretful.

"However, since your Excellency does not want to go with you, it is not easy for the poor monk to force you."

"The pass is bleak, and it is easy to cause the sorrow of parting; the wind is as cold as a knife, so please leave here!"

Tang Sanzang bowed respectfully to King Tang and Chu Hao three times, appearing very polite.

Chu Hao waved his hand, "Go, go, it's time to hit the road."

Avalokitesvara next to him gritted his teeth,

Cao, why did this monk Tang know no respect for the Buddhas at all!

Why is he so gentle and polite when facing Chu Hao?

Damn, what went wrong!

Tang Sanzang ignored Guanyin Bodhisattva at all, and went on the road happily with his good brother Lu Monk.

Tang Seng, who was with Monk Lu, seemed extremely excited.

Talking about the hesitation, dribs and drabs and bewildered looks with the girl that night, Tang Sanzang had a particularly happy smile on his face.

That period of time was probably the best time since Tang Sanzang became a monk.

At this point, Tang Sanzang, Monk Lu, and two followers set off on the road.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva felt a little weird the more he listened.

"This Tang Sanzang, something is wrong!"

But think about it, the matter has come to this point, and there is no need to report bad news. The Tathagata Buddha is already miserable enough.

Moreover, in any case, despite the countless trials and tribulations I have tried my best!

However, Tang Sanzang is finally on his way!

Journey to the West, he finally opened it!

Guanyin Bodhisattva was about to cry, "Bodhisattva bless you, this day is finally here! What a sad day!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was so happy that she mistakenly said that Bodhisattva blesses her. Isn't that enough to explain her mood at the moment?

When Tang Seng went on the road, a small part of his merits and virtues first fell to the heads of many strong men who had previously participated in the arrangements for the Journey to the West.

Although not many, it is 10,000+ if it falls on the head of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Compared with the suffering that Guanyin Bodhisattva has suffered over the years, these 10,000+ merits are really not enough!

However, after this group of merits came down, Guanyin Bodhisattva left on the spot to seek promotion.

Anyway, Tang Sanzang had Wufang Jiedi staring at him, so he sneaked away for a while, he should be fine, right?

Guanyin Bodhisattva was in a hurry to be promoted to a half-step quasi-sage, and ignored Tang Sanzang.

"Have merits and virtues in the Western Heaven?" Chu Hao felt his aura surge when Guanyin Bodhisattva left, and there was a mysterious smile on the corner of his mouth at that time.

Chu Hao has always been a very kind person.

As the old saying goes, Xitian is good, and I am good, so everyone can be good!

However, let them heat up their merits first, don't worry.

Chu Hao counted the time, Tang Seng had to go through a catastrophe before it was Monkey King's turn.

As for Monkey King, Chu Hao thought about it, he was his friend after all.

His friend was released from prison after 500 years, so Chu Hao had to find him some presents.

Monkeys like peaches so much, Chu Hao decided!

Give him yellow plums!

Chu Hao wondered how much fruit Huang Zhongli had produced.

But it should be a lot, after all, Huang Zhongli's time flow has changed.

It's also just right, I went to see how my seniors and sisters in Kunlun Mountain are doing now, whether it's cold at night, whether they need heating or not, Chu Hao doesn't mind.

When Tang Seng was on his way, Chu Hao bid farewell to Tang Wang and left on the spot.

Chu Hao didn't know that the current Xitian Daleiyin Temple was full of happiness!

At this moment, the three thousand Buddhas of the Western Paradise, the Tathagata Buddha, hug each other excitedly!

The big bellies bumped back and forth like bowling balls.

"What the hell, it's not easy! It's not easy! It's finally started, our journey to the west has finally begun!"

"500 years! 500 years! Do you know how I lived these 500 years?! Do you know! I burn incense and worship Buddha at home every day!"

"It's okay if I worship myself... But, I have to say, it's true. Pure passersby, although they don't have the slightest merit, but I still have to say, you are really not good, a prison god has tossed you for 500 years."

"I have a dream. I hope that the journey to the west will be smooth and smooth. I dream that one day, the valleys will rise, the mountains will descend, the rough and winding road will become smooth, and the Buddha's light will be revealed, and the world will be full!"

"Ah, you..."

The Tathagata Buddha also had a smile all over his face, and the Journey to the West started, and he benefited the most.

Although it did not make up for the overdraft of the kidneys, it also recovered a large part, and the Tathagata Buddha also returned to the realm.