Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

It seems that he really just groaned twice on the spot, and didn't hit anyone...

He... But he killed the Buddha, he, it doesn't make sense!

The Tathagata Buddha was so angry that his face turned green.

"You are making unreasonable words. He is a demon and we are Buddhas. It is only natural for us to arrest him!"

Chu Hao raised his brows high,

"What's wrong with the devil? Does the devil have no magic power? As long as he doesn't kill people or hurt innocent people, he is a good devil."

"I have a good friend who is also a demon, but his warm heart is definitely the best in the Three Realms! No one can match him!"

"Besides, if Chen Xuanzang kills someone, then I, the law enforcement prison god of the Three Realms, will take action and beat him to death on the spot. There will be no mercy!"

The Tathagata Buddha almost cried out, unreasonable, and threatened me to kill Chen Xuanzang!

The meaning of Chu Hao's words should not be too obvious, this person, I'll keep him safe, even if the Buddha came, it's useless, I said it!

The Tathagata Buddha was so wronged that he tried his best not to cry out!

Woooooo...it's too difficult!

It was so uncomfortable that he exploded, who would have known that he, the Tathagata Buddha, was wronged like this.

Although, this is not the first time.

Tathagata Buddha took a deep breath. He knew that he still had to come to this point in the end, "What exactly do you want to let him go?"

There is endless sadness on the face of the Tathagata Buddha, I understand, I understand, let's talk.

However, Chu Hao said bluntly:

"Hey, don't engage in bribery, we are upright people and will not be bribed!"

"Now Chen Xuanzang needs to be arrested for the crime of destroying public goods and disturbing public order."

"Prince Tang, accept him!"

Of course, King Tang couldn't see the scene of the Tathagata Buddha negotiating with Chu Hao.

But no matter what, when Chu Hao spoke, Tang Wang waved his hand without saying a word!

"Come here, arrest Chen Xuanzang for the crime of destroying public goods and disturbing public order, and put him in a prison, waiting to be released!"

Hulala, a group of people rushed out to arrest Chen Xuanzang.

Even without the King Tang's order, Chu Hao's majesty among the Tang army and civilians is immeasurable!

With Chu Hao's words, they even dare to directly fuck the Tathagata Buddha!

Chen Xuanzang looked excited,

"Come on, come on, grab me, grab me!"

Chen Xuanzang is not a fool, he knows, he knows everything!

This group of Buddhas and Bodhisattvas wanted to harm themselves. They first used cassocks to force themselves into madness, and then they had the opportunity to kill themselves!

It must be like this, these diabolical Buddhas just want to kill the poor monk!

Poor monks will not follow your wishes.

Scarlet murderous intent flashed in Chen Xuanzang's eyes, "Destroying my glory and wealth for the rest of my life, this enmity, one day, the poor monk will definitely avenge it!"

However, the Tathagata Buddha was so angry that one Buddha was born and the other ascended to heaven. He stared at Chu Hao viciously and said, "Prison God Chu Hao, you disturbed Journey to the West. I will sue before the saint!!"

The Tathagata Buddha finally made a big move, sue the teacher!

There is no way, the Tathagata Buddha really doesn't know how to deal with Chu Hao.

Moreover, now that Chu Hao is intervening so much in Journey to the West, Tathagata Buddha felt that it was necessary to get rid of Chu Hao at once, and he must not let this disaster continue!

However, Chu Hao was extremely calm, turned around and left,

"I'm off work, you go and sue."

"Oh, by the way, if you have time, you should take a look at Chen Xuanzang's body. He doesn't have many days left."

Chu Hao waved his hand and left gracefully.

Chu Hao clocked out of get off work and had no time to compete with the Tathagata Buddha.

And the Tathagata Buddha was stunned in place, looking at Chu Hao with a bewildered expression,

"What does he mean? Threatening me?"

"What do you mean Chen Xuanzang doesn't have many days?"

Before Chen Xuanzang had gone far, the Tathagata Buddha took a look with his eyes.

With this glance, the Tathagata Buddha was stunned on the spot, his eyes widened!

I, Cao, something happened!

Chapter 418 Tathagata: Find people quietly, don't fight!

The Tathagata Buddha glanced at Chen Xuanzang with his celestial eyes, but suddenly found that the Qi in Chen Xuanzang's body was divided into two colors, one bright and the other dark, conflicting with each other in his body.

The Tathagata Buddha was shocked,

"It's over, Jin Chanzi's primordial spirit and Buddha nature are fighting with Chen Xuanzang's devilish energy!"

"If this happens within two days, you will definitely die!"

"Moreover, it's still the kind that affects the true spirit and will annihilate the true spirit!"

The Guanyin Bodhisattva next to him looked panicked,

I am Cao, right?

If you die, you will die. Do you still need to bring your true spirit?

If even the crucial Chen Xuanzang is gone, how about taking a ghost scripture?

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva asked in horror;

"Then what should we do? In the Three Realms, who can cure this disease?"

God can see pity, and the Tathagata Buddha also panicked.

This Journey to the West is the greatest opportunity for the rise of Western religions. If the most important part of learning scriptures is gone, will a monkey come here to shave his head to learn scriptures?

Tathagata Buddha looked at Chen Xuanzang nervously,

"There is a way. If there is the legendary Taiji Pill, which can adjust yin and yang, the devil energy and Buddha energy in Chen Xuanzang's body can be adjusted."

"Besides, this Tai Chi pill should be the best pill, without any impurities!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned, not caring about the swollen face that glanced at the pig's head, and asked carefully: "Tai Chi pill? Could it be that only the Supreme Lord can have this kind of pill?"

Tathagata Buddha nodded deeply, then sighed suddenly.

Tathagata Buddha felt endless melancholy and helplessness in his heart, and felt endless sorrow.

Guanyin Bodhisattva also instantly guessed where the Tathagata Buddha was sighing, and couldn't help but whispered: "The last time the Taishang Laojun used the gods and pills to keep the king of Tang from being invaded by all ghosts. He intends to intervene in Journey to the West. If we ask him, I'm afraid we will be punished by him." Take the opportunity to threaten!"

That's right, Tathagata Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva still remember this enmity, it is this old gentleman, that old man is very bad!

It was he who secretly gave the god elixir to King Tang, so that King Tang could do whatever he wanted when he was in the underworld.

They're all dancing square dances with the ghost king!

The eyes of Guanyin Bodhisattva and Tathagata Buddha flashed hatred,

Damn Taishang Laojun, with bad intentions!

If the Taishang Laojun knows that he has taken the blame for secretly giving the Tang Wang Shenling Pill for no reason, and also bears the infamy of harboring evil intentions and meddling in Journey to the West, Taishang Laojun will not cry to death!

I didn't do anything!

Everyone is a victim, why scold me!

Last time Chu Hao secretly took out the elixir that exploded from his Shennong Cauldron and gave it to the Tang King, but the Tathagata Buddha always mistook it for the Taishang Laojun who secretly gave it to the Tang King.

Poor Taishang Laojun, doomed to take the blame!

The Tathagata Buddha sighed deeply, turned his face to the sky, and suppressed tears, "This damn holy man of Taiqing, his hands and feet are not clean at all, and he wants to dirty my merits of Journey to the West!"

Why is it so difficult for me!

An odd number is difficult enough to deal with, and there is also a Taishang Laojun who is eyeing him!

Taishang Laojun: I really don’t have it, it’s really not me!

Guanyin Bodhisattva pointed to Chu Hao who was going away, and asked in a low voice:

"My Buddha, according to what you said, Chen Xuanzang can't live for more than two days. If he is arrested, will we only be able to bring out a corpse?"

"How about we bow our heads to this prison god, say good things, and get him out?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva asked tentatively.

However, Tathagata Buddha has a solemn face, full of self-mockery,

"I know this law enforcement prison god of the Three Realms too well. If I want someone from him, am I not even allowed to sit on the stone platform?"

Thinking of this, Tathagata Buddha only felt a dull pain in his ass!

My meritorious golden lotus...

According to Tathagata Buddha's understanding of Chu Hao, if he were to fish for someone now, he would definitely be hammered to death by Chu Hao's lion.

No one understands Chu Hao's blackmail better than me!

The Tathagata Buddha's eyes gradually turned cold, and his domineering aura overflowed from his body.

He, after all, is also the current Buddha, the ancestor of ten thousand Buddhas in the majestic Central Saha World, how could it be possible for a small law enforcement prison god of the Three Realms to be in the hands of him!

Guanyin Bodhisattva saw the murderous look in the eyes of the Tathagata Buddha, and suddenly came to his senses, and said with great joy: "Buddha, what do you mean... are you planning to forcefully kill Chu Hao, an odd number?!"

It's hard to be tough!It's not easy!

In the eyes of Guanyin Bodhisattva, Tathagata Buddha has always been a very soft image that cannot be hardened.