Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

Master Chen Xuanzang gathered [-] eminent monks to perform various scriptures at Huasheng Temple in Chang'an City.

Chapter 407 Don't do anything, there is a god in the air

"A bunch of trash, they can't recite the scriptures well, do you want the poor monk to give you|mom a salvation?!"

In the backstage of the Water and Land Conference in Chang'an City, Xuanzang was pointing at a group of monks and cursing.

Those who were scolded by Xuanzang didn't dare to fight back, they could only bow their heads and be scolded obediently.

No way, who let Xuanzang be the world's great explanatory capital monk gang designated by this Water and Land Conference!

The monks were extremely dissatisfied, and they also saw the unfairness of this world on weekdays.

In the monastery, it was obvious that Master Xuanzang was brutal, ferocious, and extremely violent. Except for those elders who seemed to know how to punch, almost the entire monastery was hammered by Master Xuanzang.

What's even worse is that Master Xuanzang secretly disrespected heaven and respected the Buddha, and even secretly tried sex several times, if it wasn't for being discovered by the elders!

Why is it that such a person who has no practice, is as arrogant as a thug, and has no knowledge and skills, is actually selected as the monk of the world's great explanatory capital? !

It is for the monks all over the world to learn from Master Xuanzang!

What the hell, if everyone learns from such a violent Master Xuanzang, will all the temples in the world go out to fight in groups at every turn, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling after the fight? !

Many monks present who practiced Buddhism well felt extremely unwilling and humiliated.

"The poor monk likes to see you like this the most, and the poor monk is unhappy, and he can't beat the poor monk to death! Hahahaha! A bunch of trash, it's the beginning, hurry up and get ready!"

With a grin on Xuanzang's face, he kicked one of the monk's ass.

"Young monk, leave!"

The monk suffered a great humiliation and could only leave with tears in his eyes!

Master Xuanzang laughed wildly, very ferociously.

He felt that he was the chosen one, and the whole world revolved around him!

Even the current emperor personally ordered him to explain the monk's outline for the world. This is even more a catalyst for Master Xuanzang, who is already so swollen and violent that he can't recognize the reality!

This kind of feeling is really, Saigao Ni hi Iron Duck!

Master Xuanzang didn't notice that when he was laughing ferociously, there was a black | devilish energy flashing in his eyes.

However, all the Western Buddhas guarding Master Xuanzang are not around, and they cannot see Master Xuanzang's current appearance.

Master Xuanzang tidied up his clothes and restored the original peaceful situation. He didn't look too indifferent, just like a real monk.

Although usually violent and unprovoked, Master Xuanzang can still control it.

Especially now that he is about to go on stage, Master Xuanzang also knows the meaning of restraining his mind and restraining his ferocity.

Chen Xuanzang was about to go to the stage, but suddenly he seemed to think of something, turned back and took out a brocade box from a hidden corner.

Chen Xuanzang took a careful look at the elixir in the brocade box, and found that the elixir was still full of aura, and he immediately felt at ease.

"Sure enough, the elixir bestowed by heaven and man is different."

Chen Xuanzang always felt that there was some ominous premonition today, and only this thing in his hand could give Chen Xuanzang a sense of security.

Chen Xuanzang hid the brocade box in his arms and strode out.

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Chang'an City was crowded with people, and the alleys were empty.

Ever since the king of Tang decreed to hold a water and land conference on a large scale, almost the entire Tang Dynasty felt ominous.

Since the establishment of the Tang Dynasty, conflicts with the Buddhist Kingdom of Tianzhu have continued year after year, and the hatred has lasted for thousands of years, and the hatred from generation to generation is as deep as the sea.

And Tang Wang even claimed to be a descendant of Laozi, and he always only valued Taoism and never thought about Buddhism.

But now that the water and land conference is being held wantonly, such an abrupt turning point, obviously no one wants to think it is normal.

However, there are also many people who believe that Tang Wang must have his own intentions.

"I'd like to see what kind of person this so-called Zuo Seng Gang, You Seng Gang, and the Great Chancellor of the World are!"

"Hmph, Your Majesty Shengming I must have been coerced by the demon monk!"

"Although the poor Taoist thinks this matter is strange, but regardless of Buddhism and Taoism, as long as it can make the country strong, it is not bad... But if it is not good for the country and only seeks self-interest, the poor Taoist will desperately want to return the world to a bright future!"

Countless people came to watch the Water and Land Conference.

Everyone wants to see what kind of person of high morals and esteem this fabled Monk Gang is.

I also want to see what kind of Dharma this Dharma is.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva on Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea has received the teaching of the Tathagata Buddha himself, and the good people who visited Chang'an City to learn Buddhist scriptures have not met a real virtuous practitioner for a long time, that is to say, Chen Xuanzang has not yet officially appeared.

But Guanyin Bodhisattva breathed a sigh of relief.

"Finally caught up... Besides, it seems that the prison god is not there?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva has basically suffered from the prison god fear syndrome, and now every time he does something, he has to think about whether the prison god is there.

After all, that boss is really a shit-stirring stick...

Fortunately, the Hell God has been under the underworld for the past two days, messing around with the group of Tibetans.

In two days, can someone quickly complete a super war involving three major forces?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

There is no such fierce person in this world, absolutely impossible!

After all, there are Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and Styx Patriarch in there, both of whom are the strongest in the Three Realms, and it is impossible to end the fight within a few yuan.

At this time, Guanyin Bodhisattva heard someone talking around him again,

Suddenly I heard that Emperor Taizong preached good results, elected eminent monks, and held a conference.

Moreover, the candidate was Monk Jiang Liu'er, who was the disciple of the Buddha descended from bliss.

The corner of Guanyin Bodhisattva's mouth raised slightly, it's time, let's go!

Everything, as planned, is simply great!

Without that big boss messing around, I'm really... so happy!

The Bodhisattva turned into a lunatic beggar, and happily carried the treasure bestowed by the Buddha onto the long street.

There is a cassock of brocade bats and rare treasures, and a nine-ringed tin staff.

Mu Cha was supposed to do the work of carrying things, but now Mu Cha is squatting in Chu Hao's nine-storey prison.

Well, it is estimated that there are still ten or eight calamities that will come out.

So now Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva can only obediently hold things by himself and move forward.

However, a few monks walking around the street raised their brows when they saw this Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Good guy, that guy has something nice, go and have a look!"

One of the thicker monks came up and stopped Guanyin Bodhisattva with a lewd smile, "Hey! Little lady, let the family be healthy with the things in your hands!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva twitched his lips, "The cassock is worth 5000 taels, and the tin staff is worth 2000 taels. Don't buy them."

Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to kill this monk who insulted Buddhism very much, but she endured it.

The stout monk laughed and said:

"Stinky|Fucking! Sajia thinks there is something wrong with you!"

"Two crude things, only sold for 7000 taels of silver? Want to fart! Cough~!"

The stout monk spit at Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to go crazy on the spot!

But at this time, a familiar molesting voice sounded behind him,

"Don't do anything, there are gods standing up three feet up!"

Chapter 408 Avalokitesvara has been repeatedly blocked and insulted in every possible way!

The moment he heard this voice, Guanyin Bodhisattva almost went crazy.

She looked up, and there was a handsome white-clothed fairy who was sitting on a tall building, looking at Guanyin Bodhisattva with a smile.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was so angry that he clenched his fists, and his lumps were hard!

She has long been cursing insane!

Cao Cao Cao! !

Why, why is the law enforcement prison god of the Three Realms here! ?

Shouldn't he have fought three hundred rounds with Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva in the underworld?

Impossible, he is just a big Luo Jinxian, even if he can jump, he can't defeat the power of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva!

It doesn't even need Ksitigarbha to take action in person, as for the strong men under Ksitigarbha, the goddess of treasure, the angel who takes the angel, which one can't push the hell god to the ground and explode the hammer?

Why can the Hell God still appear here?

On the field, the stout monk was stunned when he saw Guanyin Bodhisattva, thinking that this stupid beggar had lost his mind!

The stout monk pinched Guanyin Bodhisattva's cheek and said doubtfully:

"Hello? Are you out of your mind? The Sajia asked you something, believe it or not, the Sajia gang asked you to go to the west to meet the Buddha!"

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva wants to hammer the wine and meat monk in front of him to death!

But bear with it!

With the prison god here, she didn't dare to act rashly.

Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath, turned around and was about to leave.

She had to leave, now was the time to talk to Xiao Xing, not to talk to this stupid wine monk.