Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

"I'm waiting to send the law enforcement prison god of the three realms!"

Chu Hao rolled his eyes. Is this a gift?

Those eyes seemed to send me to the battlefield, and it was a battlefield of death, every thought was very problematic!

Chu Hao turned around and flew away.

But suddenly, Emperor Zhaosheng stopped Chu Hao,

"Boss, wait a minute!"

When Chu Hao turned around, he saw a cylindrical object in his hand, and a spherical object...

When Chu Hao saw it, his face turned green, and he kicked Emperor Zhaosheng [-] meters away.

Then Chu Hao hurriedly left with Nine Heavens Profound Girl, and left angrily.

Emperor Zhaosheng sat on the ground with disheveled hair,

???

who am I?

where am I?

Why did the boss fly kick me?

I just want to hand in the jade token for applying to enter the Nine-story Heavenly Prison!

And this ball is not a ball for seeking happiness, it is my dust removal bead for meeting gifts!

Seeing Emperor Zhaosheng like this, everyone couldn't help shaking their heads.

"Look at you stupid, it's okay now, the prison god is ignoring you, and you will not be able to enter the prison in the future."

"My meeting gift is still useful, Shengxu Dan!"

"Oh, you have it too? I have Tim Long potatoes!"

"Oh ho ho ho ho, people of the same path!"

A group of old sex critics, chattering and laughing together.

Chu Hao and Nine Heavens Xuannv flew far enough, but they could still hear the wicked laughter of these young men.

Nine Heavens Xuannv's cold expression was full of doubts,

"Your Excellency, Prison God, may I ask what they are laughing at? What are those common sayings, those special holy ruin pills, and adding long potatoes?"

Chu Hao's face was extremely embarrassing, he didn't answer it, and he didn't answer it.

After a long while, Chu Hao could only say in embarrassment:

"The relationship here is very important, and it's unusual to understand. Let's talk about it another day. Let's go eat first... let's go to the Queen Mother first."

Chapter 329 Queen Mother: Do you want to eat my flat peach?

Chu Hao soon came to Yaochi.

Completely different from the majestic style of most places in the Heavenly Court, the Yaochi is full of flower forests, which are extremely beautifully arranged, and the decorations look dignified and elegant.

Above Yaochi stands a pointed stone stalactite named "Lingyun stalactite", which is magnificent in color, and the water in the pool below is as calm as a mirror.

This is the sacred object of Yaochi, Lingyun stalactite absorbs the essence of heaven and earth, and it takes a hundred years to condense a drop of holy water.

This drop of holy water can make a mortal with no talent and no footsteps step into the way of cultivation, prolong his life for a hundred years, and make great progress in his cultivation.Known as Xiao Huan Dan.

And here is a pool of such holy water!

As Chu Hao walked between the Yaochi, the tip of his nose was full of fresh and sweet smells, and more of it was the fragrance of fairies coming and going.

Chu Hao sniffled and recited the mantra of clearing his heart, "I won't give in to a mere fatal temptation."

It really wasn't that Chu Hao lacked concentration.

In the fairyland, there are only fairies and no men.

And the fairies who come and go are all nine heavens, twelve gods, seven fairies, and four seasons fairies...

Fairies of this level are all beautiful, plump and thin, and full of fragrance. It is really hard for normal men to hold on.

Moreover, the key point is that all the fairies would unconsciously glance at Chu Hao as they passed by.

In the dark, Chu Hao could still hear the fairies in the corner laughing, "The number one beauty in the Three Realms really lives up to its reputation, personable, and extremely handsome!"

"Sisters, I heard that this prison god is very good at fighting. Do you think he can fight with Sister Xuannv?"

"Is it the kind of fight in the nest? I think he can hit ten at most!"

"Pfft! You little girl, your mind is full of these things, you've learned it badly!"

"But...they haven't seen a man in Yaochi for tens of thousands of years, but today he is such an immortal, how can I bear it!"

"Why don't you secretly drug Xianjun later..."

Chu Hao turned pale when he heard it, I can hear it, hey!

Something is wrong with these women!

Seeing all the fairies peeping secretly, Nine Heavens Xuannv couldn't help but frowned, "Sisters, don't be rude, this is your lady's honored guest!"

All the fairies present were still very afraid of this Nine Heavens Xuannv, after all, she was the number one Goddess of War under the command of the Queen Mother, and no one despised her.

Then the fairies hid in the dark and peeked again...

Take a sneak peek at the head office, shall we?

It's too tortured to be so good-looking and not to be seen by others!

Nine Heavens Profound Girl was very helpless and could only whisper to Chu Hao:

"Sorry, the discipline is ineffective, please forgive me."

Just as Chu Hao was about to speak, he suddenly heard an elegant and graceful voice, "But Chu Hao is here? Come here."

Nine Heavens Xuannv soon led Chu Hao to the pavilion in the fairyland.

Seeing the Queen Mother again, Chu Hao couldn't help but lose his mind for a moment.

It's really beautiful, from the inside out, lofty and inviolable beauty.

This is the most noble, elegant, graceful and dignified woman in the Three Realms, not one of them.

It is like a lotus flower blooming arrogantly in Tianshan Mountain, an existence that no one dares to defile.

Elegant and luxurious, full of manners, talented, peerless appearance... all words to describe the beauty of the queen mother [beautiful and dignified are pale.

Especially... at this moment, the queen mother just came out of the bath!

Exquisite body, looming, obviously dignified and elegant, but also more charming!

Chu Hao bit the tip of his tongue, and finally regained his clarity, and said politely, "I've seen the Queen Mother!"

When Chu Hao lowered his head, he saw the beautiful white legs of the Queen Mother hidden under her feathers...

It’s over.

This is prepared!

The queen mother looked at Chu Hao with a half-smile,

"Does it look good?"

Chu Hao coughed twice,

"I didn't see it clearly."

Just kidding, Da Luo Jinxian didn't see his eyes clearly? !

"You little villain, why don't you know how to be afraid~"

The Queen Mother chuckled, but she put away the beautiful scenery and sat up, sitting gracefully without losing her posture.

Chu Hao was secretly lost, alas, the garden is full of spring [colors, all are covered, thanks, I should have looked more just now...

The Queen Mother waved her hand and said to the Nine Heavens Profound Girl:

"Go get the stuff up."

Nine Heavens Profound Girl stepped back quickly, and within a few seconds, she was holding a plate with two crystal clear flat peaches on it.

This is even more juicy than the flat peaches before!

The Queen Mother looked at Chu Hao with a smile,

"Do you want to eat two flat peaches from Bengong?"

Chu Hao almost choked to death on the spot.

"Cough cough cough cough! Cough cough cough... Queen Mother, can we be more serious?"

Chu Hao didn't live up to it... so what.

Can't stand it, really can't stand it.

At the last flat peach banquet, the queen mother was extremely dignified, and Chu Hao could still hold his nerve.

But now that the queen mother has just come out of the bath, and her words are more provocative, and she is still in the deep palace of Yaochi, Chu Hao has already been broken...

The Queen Mother froze for a moment, then gave Chu Hao a blank look,

"You fool, what are you thinking!"

"These are two 500 million-year-old flat peaches, which were obtained by accident in the peach forest in Yaochi. It takes hundreds of millions of years to have a fruit that never falls. It is an extremely rare 500 million-year-old flat peach!"

"I heard that you gave the flat peach to Nezha, and I was still angry. You wasted so much, so I specially made it up for you, but what are you thinking about!"

Chu Hao buried his head very low, so ashamed!How did a pure person like me get polluted like this!

Hasty, it's all because of those old perverts!

Go back and kick that Emperor Zhaosheng!

Chu Hao coughed twice, calmed down, put away the two flat peaches naturally, and said, "This is so bad, since it is so precious, and I don't know how to cherish it...Let go!...Cough cough, give it to me I am really ashamed of it!"