Hellish Affairs

There are problems, there are big problems.

With my sword, even Bei Wang and Fen Baba are hard to kill, let alone Attila, the giant god of the wandering stars, and promised the gem Weng to fight Zhuyue together.

"My lord, you don't know the names of the gods?" The bearded man looked at Joyas in surprise, and Joyas was about to refute——

"Boss, boss, God is testing you!" said the thin and short robber hanging from behind his beard.

Hey, Joyas couldn't help but glanced at the little skinny man. He smiled, but he didn't mean to be afraid.

"How do you know I'm a god?" Joyas asked him, tilting his head.

"The gods in the land of Sumer all have red pupils and blond hair, their eyes are like red suns, and their hair is like ears of wheat in autumn." The little skinny man flattered, "Besides, we have never seen you so handsome. Humans must be gods."

"That's right, you're pretty smart." Joyas nodded, "Let me ask you, what kind of gods are Enki and Shamash?"

The robbers who were hung upside down all took a deep breath and called the gods by their names without adding honorific titles, which is unimaginable.

Chapter 084 [Emperor Engine]

The robbers who were hung upside down all took a deep breath and called the gods by their names without adding honorific titles, which is unimaginable.

"Lord Enki is the god of water and earth, and Lord Shamash is the god of the sun." The little skinny man answered seriously, unlike the others, he was not timid at all.

Joyas frowned, recalling the two gods talking about him behind his back.

"What kind of god are they two?"

The little skinny man stopped silently. It seemed to be a relatively difficult question. After thinking about it, Joyas seemed to be a bit embarrassing. If they even knew the temper of the gods, they should have become priests long ago.

"I know," the little thin man continued, "Lord Enki is the kindest and most merciful god of all the gods."

"What about Shamash, he is Ishtar's brother?"

"...Yes, he is Lord Ishtar's elder brother." The little skinny man hesitated for a moment, because the holy sword lord in front of him actually called the name of the most careful and willful Ishtar.

"Lord Shamash is the most just and strict god."

Everyone else gasped, how this little skinny man could say such a thing, how he could compare the gods, and most importantly, he knew so many things.

"Then do you have any more powerful gods?" Joyas asked again.

"The four main gods among the seven gods are the sky god Anu, the storm god Enlil, the water god and the earth father Enki, and the earth mother Remat Ningsun."

"That's it..." Joyas was silent for a while after hearing these names, "Then do you know where they are and what their personalities are?"

"...God Anu is the most powerful. Lord Enlil has the worst temper and treats humans the worst. After the great flood, he was driven underground by the gods. Lord Ningsun is the most gentle and virtuous goddess."

Joyas frowned, looked at this little skinny man, and his companions looked at him with surprised eyes, "You know a lot, how do you know these things?"

The little skinny man was silent for a while, and said solemnly:

"...My grandmother used to be the high priest of Kish, and my mother was also one of the priests. Our family has served God for generations, but I have fallen to this point!"

"Hiss!" The people around gasped again.

"Stop smoking, if you smoke again, the world will become warmer!"

Joyas cursed, and then approached the little skinny man. The little skinny man's heart was pounding like a radar, almost jumping out of his chest. He looked at Joyas Pendragon who was slowly approaching him in horror.

If it weren't for the fact that his expression was so cowardly, and he was so thin and ugly, Joyas really thought that this guy might have some [Emperor Engine].

The little skinny man was so frightened that he fainted. Obviously, the man in front of him is definitely a god, with red eyes, blond hair, and fair face. .

Not to mention, this armor, this holy sword, and this tall and handsome figure, alas, you will die without regret at a glance...

It's over, it's over, I finally survived the collapse of the Kish Dynasty, but died because of a moment of quick talk, the little thin man burst into tears and had difficulty breathing——

Lord Holy Sword Envoy suddenly spoke, his breath was like fragrant orchids, calm and calm, he said:

"What is Kish?"

"what?"

"I asked what Kish was?" Joyas repeated.

"???"

This... what is going on here? !Does the holy sword user not even know what Kish is?This is the common sense of the Sumerian people, right?To say that Kish does not know is to say that there are two countries in this world. You know the Soviet Union, but you don’t know the United States...

The people around were speechless in astonishment, but the little skinny man had seen the world after all. He took a deep breath and said, "Kish is the dynasty, just like the Uruk dynasty. Lord Enlil sent the flood, destroyed the previous dynasty."

"God said, 'After the great flood, the kingship came down from heaven again, and the kingship is in Kish.'"

"Later, God said: 'Kish was defeated and the kingship passed to Eianna.'"

"Eianna?" Joyas repeated.

Damn, this god holding the holy sword really doesn't know anything...

"Eianna is a temple in Uruk, which means that the gods are no longer enjoying the offerings of Kish and have come to Eianna."

"Oh~" Joyas suddenly realized, showing a bright smile, "You really understand." Then he said in surprise: "Then you are still the blood of the old dynasty!... Oh, sorry, bring up your sad things Yeah, oh, by the way, what's your name?"

"My, my name is... Ur Nam Nam." Ur Nam Nam said hesitantly, this god actually smiled at me... and still comforting me?Ur Nam Nam felt like he was dreaming.

"Oh, Urnamku... oh sorry, what?"

"You, you, you, you can just call me Urnam, Your Highness, God." Urnam cried with excitement, and muddy tears flowed down his face, "I saw you like this for the first time. His Highness is like a spring breeze."

Joyas scratched his forehead and looked at Urnam Nam with embarrassment. This little skinny man scolded the god for not being able to hear. When the other robbers cried out and begged to be let go, he didn't shed a single tear. Joya Si smiled at him, and he was so excited.

"Ah, Urnam, I'm so sorry," Joyas said, "I'm not a god, you misunderstood."

"Impossible!" Urnamnam shouted loudly, "You are a god!"

"I really am not."

"You are!!... Woohoo, you are, you are, you are!"

"Oh, I can't take it anymore." Joyas shook his head, cut the rope with a hand knife, and then quickly grabbed his shoulders so that he could fall smoothly.After all, unlike Ishtar, he is really an ordinary citizen. The one who hangs at a height of more than half a meter, and the one with his head on the ground is at least a concussion.

As for Ishtar, she's full of narcissistic crap anyway.

Joyas knelt down to untie him.

"Ah, Lord Shenming actually untied me... woo woo woo."

Joyas rolled his eyes, "I'm really not a god, my name is Joyas Pendragon."

"Ah, I actually heard the name of Lord Shenming..."

"?" When I say the question mark, it's not that I have a problem, but that you really have a problem.

"My lord, please untie us too!"

"Master God, please."

"Master God, we are blind..."

Several robbers hanging upside down kept crying, and Joyas' ears were numb... After he untied Urnam, he was going to untie the others.

Chapter 085

"Lord Joyas!" Urnam knelt on the ground and said righteously: "You don't know, this bandit A-gan has killed many people, and every life pays for every life, they deserve to die!"

"Okay, you Urnam." The bearded bandit boss said before: "What is life for life? I don't understand it at all. We killed and robbed slaves. It's too ridiculous. Then you should be with us." Where's the guy?"

"It's you who want my talents and threaten me with knives."

Joyas looked at the two groups who were constantly arguing and fell silent for a moment. Instead of holding the robber accountable, he asked, "What talent do you have? Serving the gods?"

"Uh...no." Urnam knelt on the ground and said awkwardly, "I just heard that my grandma and others worshiped gods when I was young. I don't know the rules, but I can read and do arithmetic!"

Joyas couldn't help being a little surprised, arithmetic should be a super advanced thing in this era.

"If you don't believe me, let's get out of the question!" Urnam said vowedly.

"Um, so... 8x4?"

"... Huh?" Ulnam showed a surprised look.

Joya suddenly felt that he overestimated the level of this era... After all, it was 5000 years ago, right? 5000 years ago there was no multiplication?

"Then eight plus four."

Upon hearing this, Urnam immediately replied: "Twelve!"

"What about 201 plus 1452?"

After Urnam heard it, he took out a branch and did some calculations on the ground. Joyas leaned on his sword and waited for him for about ten minutes until the entire sandy land was almost covered by him. Joyas Sri Lanka's mental arithmetic has already come to the result.

"1653."

Joyas nodded. This Ur-Namu is indeed talented. He really doesn't know what happened to Sumer, but calculations with more than a thousand digits used calculation chips in the Han Dynasty of the motherland. What about complex calculations?

"I know your talent." Joyas shrugged. "Thank you for telling me about God. These robbers can't break free. You just wait here until dawn, and call the guards to arrest them."

"Aren't you going to kill them?" Urnam was very surprised.

"I'm not qualified to punish or condemn others." Joyas said naturally.

Urnam opened his eyes wide, and the admiration for Joyas in his eyes was covered by surprise, "Master Joyas, you are a god, you are not qualified, so who has it?!"

Joyas froze for a moment, looking at this ugly young man who was tortured by the sun, fatigue and hunger, he really stopped asking him, but he didn't hesitate for a long time, he replied indifferently:

"Perhaps in your opinion, gods have the right to punish everything, but we are not people from the age of gods. You may not understand this, but I do know that I think the most important thing is to have a clear conscience, so I cannot The Age of God ignores its own principles."

"Besides, I'm not a god at all."

Ulnam was stunned, looking at Joyas' bright smile, he was at a loss for a moment...

"So, in your opinion, what can condemn them...?" Ulnam pulled himself out of Joyas' admiration and asked calmly.

Joyas thought for a while, he didn't want to show off the wisdom of modern people.

In fact, he didn't feel that modern people have much wisdom. Most of the wisdom of modern people is the talent accumulated since Urnam's generation.

Moreover, Ur-Namu not only boldly spoke out whether the gods were wrong, said that Enlil was cruel, commented on the gods, and had a sense of justice, but he was not stubborn. Save your life and commit yourself to the robber.

The most important thing is that he actually said that sentence, even the robbers couldn't understand——