Book of Lolita Plunder

"It's a cat but it's called 'dog'. Hehe...hehe...hehehehe..."

(This joke is not funny at all...) Facing Misaka's sister's talent for naming, Li Lin declined.

"That... so..., why don't you choose a somewhat dignified name?"

"Your name is Tokugawa Ieyasu, do, Misaka reconsider."

"This is too majestic!"

"That's called Schrödinger..." (Jun Cao: Schrödinger's cat, or Schrödinger's equation, interested book lovers, please check it yourself.)

"That name is taboo for cats, isn't it?"

Under the torment of Misaka sister, Li Lin finally decided to let himself choose the name, otherwise the kitten might starve to death and would not have a better name. As a cat, it is a kind of sadness that he cannot name himself what.

"Okay. From today onwards, you will be called Mr. Führer. Why, this is the name I personally gave you!"

"puff"

"........."

"Meow~~"

Although the little cat seemed to have no objection to the name Li Lin chose for herself (Mr. Jiecao: Are you sure it wasn't protesting just now?), sister Misaka couldn't help laughing.

"Don't laugh!"

"Pfft puff..."

"........."

Regarding Li Lin's words, sister Misaka, who has always been very well-behaved, did not obey this time.And he laughed more and more exaggeratedly.

…………

"It will be finished in a while, so wait here for a while."

Li Lin took Misaka sister to the door of a convenience store.It seems that he intends to buy some milk to satisfy the little cat's hunger.

"Are you going to buy food for the 'His Excellency'? If so, you don't need to buy it, it's here. Do, Misaka is confirming."

"That won't work. This little kitten is still very young and can't eat food like bread for the time being. So I'm going to buy some cat-specific milk for it, so just wait here for a while."

"Why, why can't this little cat eat bread, or do cats only drink milk. Do, Misaka asked again."

"It can't be said that a kitten like this child can't eat food like bread, because it hasn't been weaned yet, but a weaned cat can't drink milk, because the weaned cat can't drink milk because If you are not in the relationship with breast milk, the secretion of lactic acid bacteria in the body will stop, so if you drink milk, you will have indigestion instead."

Because there is a sister, Index, and a witch, Jigami Qiusha in the family, more and more kittens have been adopted recently, so Li Lin also knows a little bit about cats.

"Is that so?"

"This is common sense, don't you know? Well, it doesn't matter anyway, it's okay if you don't know, don't worry..."

"Just in case, if you don't treat the cat's life with care, it is an illegal act that violates the animal protection law. Do, Misaka issued a warning."

"Um... are you angry?"

"Not angry, as long as it has nothing to do with you, it doesn't matter, this kind of thinking is not acceptable, Do Misaka reminded."

(This is definitely angry, definitely...) Although sister Misaka has repeatedly stated that she is not angry, Li Lin can feel the awkward atmosphere now

"Forget it, I'd better go buy milk first."

Although I don't know why sister Misaka is angry because of my words, or even what I just said that made her angry, but it's the privilege of girls to complain and get angry if you have nothing to do, isn't it, so Li Lin I didn't care too much.

"Huh? By the way, it doesn't seem very good to carry 'Your Head of State' into the store like this. Pets are generally prohibited from entering this kind of store."

Before walking in, Li Lin noticed a trace of loneliness in Misaka sister's expressionless eyes, as if he had reacted to what he said before.

"I don't want to explain too much, please don't put "Your Führer" in my care, do Misaka..."

"what!"

Just when Miss Misaka wanted to make a statement to Li Lin, Li Lin had already thrown the "Lord Head of State" in his hand, and it happened to fall into Miss Misaka's arms.

"Being hated by cats because of the magnetic field generated by the body, true friendship will be produced only after breaking through that barrier. And 'Master Führer' is not an ordinary cat, isn't it the little cat that you rescued today!"

Li Lin left these words and walked handsomely into the door of the convenience store, while sister Misaka stayed at the door, not knowing what she was thinking.

"Really, what kind of rough nerves caused him to make the gesture of throwing the kitten, do, Misaka muttered to himself."

"Meow~~"

Regarding Sister Misaka's murmur, the "Master Führer" who was lying in her arms seemed to have given the correct answer: "That's right, it's that kind of scum, that scum dared to throw the Führer out, I Go to Hebei Province and report him. Scumbag!"

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"Hey, what are you doing here now!"

Suddenly, a person who should not have appeared here appeared behind Misaka sister. His white hair, red pupils and that unique arrogant tone all revealed the identity of "him".Accelerator, the first of the seven (eight) level 5 superpowers who are the strongest in Academy City.

"Why are you here? The experiment location for the upcoming experiment is not here. Do, Misaka asked her own question."

"Ha, why am I here? Of course, where is my uncle? Of course, I am happy. But what is strange is why you, a 'doll', are here. Isn't there an experiment going on now?"

"The subject of the experiment to be held tonight is Misaka 9982. Misaka is Misaka 9983, so your subject is not Misaka. Do, Misaka explain."

"That's right. So it wasn't you. I thought I went to the wrong place for the experiment. I suddenly saw you walking with a boy. I thought..."