God's Palette

"Oh, it's so boring these days, I really want to see the little president come out and crush the audience..."

From today to now, it has passed twelve noon.Xia Xun and Mian Yu finished their lunch and started browsing BB sites to kill time.Above, the topics about the XD conference are of course updated every day.But except for the two huge topic characters on the first day and the second day, the contestants who appeared later seemed quite boring.

For example, the character on stage today seems to be a sports-oriented, healthy girl with a slightly wheat complexion.

But her promotional photos are a bit embarrassing. I found a group of young guys who have no trace of exercise, and cosplayed the characters in "Slam Dunk" and "Heizi's Basketball". Together with the basketball, they created a forced sunshine , Forcibly healthy awkwardness.

Then, in shorts and a T-shirt, the girl stood among a group of men flaunting herself.

Sure enough, it attracted a lot of bad reviews.Many people speak bluntly, saying that she is really not popular, and there are also a handful of hot comments that are even more stinging: "I feel that this is a book. The female basketball manager should reward the players who perform well", "There are rewards to perform well. ", "Don't insult my childhood with sunspot basketball", "Turn the good memories of our generation".

A group of people flooded the comment area with swear words and curses.

Mian Yu, who was also joining in the fun in front of the screen, couldn't help but frowned.In her opinion, the quality of these hot reviews is very low, which is a great insult to the contestants themselves.

It's impossible to stop these kids from swearing at their mothers, but the problem is that these comments should at least not be popular...

Mian Yu investigated a few points and collected some data with a crawler: "It's interesting, because the recent contestants are not good enough and there is no topicality, so the operator of the event uses bad reviews to generate traffic, and uses bad reviews to generate traffic. Come to be a talking point...don't control the swear words at all."

"who cares."

"Are you writing bad reviews too?"

Mian Yu noticed that Xia Xun's fingers kept tapping on the screen. At first she thought her maid was shopping on Taobao, but the interface stayed in the comment section of the BB site. It seemed that she also wanted to participate in the raging reviews. kick.

But Xia Xun shook his head: "I just analyze and analyze the photography itself, and give some rational comments."

"...Oh, you did it before."

"Ah."

From the debut on the first day to today, Xia Xun will use the same number to post a professional interpretation in the comment area for each contestant's appearance.

For example, what is too false in the later stage, what areas need to be improved in lighting, and what are the defects in the artistic expression of composition and conception.It can easily fool the layman and make the insider nod.Coupled with the praise group that Xia Xun borrowed from Ye Qianluo and Ye She, he can easily occupy the hot comment seat every time.

Except for a group of people who know a little bit of superficial knowledge and find an entry point to show off, so as to make me appear to be the best in the world, in fact, children who don't understand bullshit will come to BB for a few words, everything else is harmonious.Gradually, Xia Xun's professional comments became an indispensable part of the place.

For the contestants who performed poorly today, she still only evaluated objectively and did not make any insulting comments.Seeing this, Mian Yu was overjoyed. It's great that the person she likes has a bottom line and excellent moral values.

She just sat quietly beside Xia Xun, looking at her fingers, her focused side face, and her shining eyes.

It wasn't until she finished writing, posted it, and breathed a sigh of relief that Mian Yu asked worriedly, "Aren't you tired? You have to write so much every day."

"Tired, but necessary."

"Needed?"

Xia Xun nodded, rubbed his tired fingers, and then proudly showed Mian Yu the phone - it was a private mailbox.It is filled with all kinds of letters, many people come to consult about photography, want to learn from teachers, come to criticize people, ask for reprint authorization... Besides, most of them come to tell Xia Xun that she Which self-media have stolen your comments.

And——a business letter from a contestant who will be appearing in the future.

"Master, what price will allow you to write a more fair review for me?"

This is what Xia Xun wanted.

Many contestants had to start worrying about how authoritative this professional who appeared in the comment area and always dominated the hot reviews could easily create with a few hundred words each time.And this is exactly what the contestants racked their brains to buy.

After all, apart from Rael's group of really perfect promotional photos the next day, the master never praised anyone else in the comments.That being the case, the master's stingy praise must be worth a lot.

Their consultation methods are all obscure, but there are also straightforward ones.

These people all believe that there is no real objectivity on the Internet, only routine operations of collecting money and saying good things.It is common sense that anyone who speaks can be bought. Therefore, people think that Xia Xun is just a person who uses "justice" as his selling point to demand high prices.

Mian Yu, on the other hand, understood her maid's greedy thoughts, and couldn't help being happy again. It's really great that the person she likes can make money so much.

She was curious again: "How much money do you want to make from this? All these contestants have sent you messages, so I'm afraid the sum is... a lot of money?"

"No, no, no, I will reject all of them, not their little money."

Xia Xun shook his fingers, quite confident.

This made Mian Yu feel strange again, and didn't know whether to praise her for "having a bottom line" or "can make money".These vacillating sides really aroused Mian Yu's appetite, and she really wanted to understand what she was looking for in writing reviews every day.

In the final analysis, there are only so few people participating in the XD conference, and it only takes about ten days.Even if he greedily accepts the bribes of all the contestants, the business will be closed soon, and there will be no follow-up profits.That being the case, if you want to pursue the maximum benefit...

Suddenly, Mian Yu seemed to understand something, with a funny face.

"According to my analysis, the final contestant... is very rich."

"You got it! Boss."

The two suddenly laughed "hehe". In this cheerful atmosphere, Xia Xun took the phone and was about to start collecting the Internet.

First of all, Xia Xun wants to show the value of his comment.She quoted a high price to some of the latter contestants, sent a screenshot of the private message she sent to buy, packaged it and sent it to the upcoming protagonist, Ye Qianluo.

"...Why did you send this to me?" The person concerned vaguely felt something was wrong.

"You should understand."

Ye Qianluo felt uneasy, and replied quite quickly: "Brother Xun, I beg you to forgive me. Our family has been good friends for generations, and we can't hurt the relationship in our life, otherwise I will go to Xia Lin to sue. , let her spank your ass..."

"go Go."

While Xia Xun was sorting out other materials, Ye Qianluo seemed to have really gone in this gap.

Because not long after, her reply became more negative: "She has changed, this dead sister..."

"You can go to the adults to complain again." Xia Xun thought it was troublesome to type, so he simply changed the voice, which was filled with the laughter of her and Mian Yu, "Tell them, you want to win the championship of the cartoon character contest, the neighbor's Xia Xun said that you didn't act well, and you were so angry that you cried, so you came to complain to the adults..."