Young Bai Jie Also Wants to Become Light

"Maybe this young man is already sick..."

The two aunts, one skinny and one fat, were talking about Bai Jie while eating melon seeds, which attracted the attention of many people and began to whisper.Bai Jie, who really couldn't bear it, raised his lips when he looked at the two aunts who were idle and would gossip about others when they were idle.He wrapped the condom with a tissue, walked up to them with a happy smile, wiped his sweat and said, "Sister Fatty, you asked me to find the condom for you! How about the wages?"

The fat aunt looked at Bai Jie with a bewildered expression, and said loudly, "What salary? What are you looking for with your condom?"

Seeing this, Bai Jie's complexion changed instantly, and he said excitedly, "No! Fat sister-in-law, you are not talking about what you say! You said let me help you find the place where you and Uncle Wang used to fight in the field last night." Condoms to destroy the evidence, and then give me 500 yuan for hush money! Why don’t you keep your word?!”

The fat aunt's face also changed, and she said sharply: "What are you talking about, you little bastard! Be careful I will sue you for slander!"

Bai Jie threw the condom in his hand on the fat aunt, and scolded righteously: "You are going to turn your face and deny the account! In this case, I don't blame me for being rude, you perverted greasy aunt, you and I will expose the matter between your Teddy and the matter of you taking care of a junior high school student outside!"

The fat aunt was a little stunned by this set, but she didn't expect Bai Jie to really dare to say anything.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

At this time, a teddy got out of nowhere, and after barking twice, he hugged the fat aunt's thigh and got up.

"..."

Bai Jie didn't expect to meet Tai Ritian by such a coincidence.The onlookers on the side immediately started to discuss, and even the skinny aunt on the side looked at the fat aunt with a different look, as if to say that she didn't expect you to have such a hobby.

The fat aunt was so angry that her face turned purple, she kicked Teddy away, and roared, "Bastard! I'm going to kill you little bastard today!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Bai Jie ran away!He just wanted to speak out his anger and teach these immoral aunts a lesson, and didn't want to really make things worse.

After being chased down a street by the aunt with a broom, Bai Jie finally got rid of the fat aunt.

"Damn, you can run so well, it's a shame not to be an athlete."

Bai Jie leaned against a lamppost and spit out panting.Then he glanced casually and saw an Erha passing by with a stick/shaped object in his mouth.

Huh?Isn't this my spark prism? !

Bai Jie was overjoyed and was about to grab it in a hurry, but Erha raised his eyebrows when he saw that someone was going to grab something from him, and easily avoided it, and the corner of his mouth drew a strange arc, as if he was laughing at the stupid human being. Still want to grab something from myself, it's really over the top.

"Hey! You husky has become a fine!"

Bai Jie was unconvinced, and pounced on it again, but Erha ran away!

Husky, alias Siberian husky, has no other ability, but can run!

"Fuck! Stop for me!"

Chapter 4 Meetings of relevant departments

"Damn, don't run! Huhuhu..."

Bai Jie was slipped two streets by the husky, but he couldn't catch up. He was so angry that he had internal bleeding.The most important thing is that this husky is still fine. When he sees Bai Jie stop and doesn't run, he also stops, and makes all kinds of cheap expressions to mock Bai Jie. Once Bai Jie wants to chase him, he will run away immediately.

When the enemy advances, we retreat; when the enemy is stationed, we disturb; when the enemy is tired, we fight; when the enemy retreats, we pursue.These two goods are also well versed in the profound meaning of Taizu and Sun Tzu's art of war!

"Don't chase it, and don't chase it to death."

Bai Jie leaned against the street lamp with some prostration, and stared at the husky not far away, who also lay down and looked at him.

"Fuck you, you Erha, if you want the magic wand, take it. I don't deserve this savior. Whoever loves it is who it is."

Bai Jie cursed in self-defeating, turned around and was about to go back to school to pack up and run away.Unexpectedly, I caught a glimpse of that Erha and followed up again!

"Fuck you, it's too deceiving!"

The furious Bai Jie rang the bells at a lightning-fast speed. He turned around and grabbed the thing next to him. He threw it out without seeing what it was, and added a critical strike.

"Wang Wang!"

Husky was in pain, dropped the sparkling mirror in his mouth, and ran away screaming.

"Haha, I'm calling you a jerk! Haha... ah!"

Bai Jie was instantly elated and laughed proudly, only to receive a heavy punch in the abdomen!Let him curl up like a steamed prawn.

A furious female voice came: "Good boy! All the robbing things went to the police!"

Bai Jie endured the severe pain and looked up. A policewoman with short hair was clenching her iron fists and glaring at him. He turned his head and looked at the broken walkie-talkie in the distance. It's not so... ah!"

Another punch!

"I give you a chance to reorganize the language!"

"Sister Police, I was wrong! I was really robbed by that husky just now, and I was so angry that I did such an irrational thing! If you let it go this time, I will pay for how much the walkie-talkie will cost!"

After finally recovering, Bai Jie looked at the short-haired policewoman with a murderous face, and immediately confessed, the people did not fight with the official, and it was true that he was wrong first, even if the two punches broke his teeth, he had to go. Swallow in the stomach.

"Hmph! If you are sincere, I won't pursue it too much, and follow me to the bureau to register."

The policewoman did not give up, she walked over to pick up the damaged walkie-talkie, and picked up the magic wand.

"No, that police sister, I really will lose money. Can I transfer money in person? Can you not go to the bureau?"

When he heard that he was going to enter the police station, Bai Jie panicked.

"Stop talking nonsense! Of course, you have to go to the bureau for compensation for damages. I can't take your money! And this thing is you, right? Take it! You are such an adult and you still play with children's things."

Taking over the petrochemical sparkling mirror, this made Bai Jie very distressed. I didn't expect that this female police officer would act according to the rules, and he would have to make soup to save the world!Helpless, he could only whisper in a low voice: "I don't know if this awesome man likes it, you women must like it very much... ah!"

Another punch!