A Salted Fish in the Second Dimension

"Let go of me. I'm going to fight this woman."

"calm down!"

"I can't calm down!"

"But they are bigger, you can't beat them."

"I do not care!"

Hanyu had no choice but to turn his head to Kasumigaoka Shiyu and said, "Senior Shiyu, everyone is my guest. Please don't say those words anymore."

"Oh, don't tell the truth, do you still want me to wear a hypocritical mask and tell lies that you actually look very mature?"

"Damn it!" Seeing that the anger in her heart was blocked by Hanyu and unable to vent, Yamada Fairy finally couldn't help biting Hanyu's arm.

"Ah!!! Why are you biting me?" Hanyu, who had suffered an innocent disaster, cried out in pain, but he still didn't forget to stop the Yamada goblin.

"Who told you to stop me?" Fairy Yamada, who had vented part of her emotions by biting Hanyu, also calmed down a little. Seeing that there were marks of her own teeth on Hanyu's arm, Fairy Yamada also felt a little embarrassed.But he still insisted on saying something to Hanyu.

"What crime did I do?" Hanyu looked at the tooth marks on his arm, wanting to cry but not crying.

"Hmph, for this guy's sake, I won't argue with you anymore. But!" Yamada Goblin saw that she couldn't really fight Kasumigaoka Shiwa.And indeed, as Hanyu said, he has just started to develop, no matter how he looks at his small arms and legs, he should not be able to beat Kasumigaoka Shiwa.So Yamada Goblin gave up the fight, but decided to say some harsh words. "Hmph, I curse that your novel will never sell."

"Ha, a child is a child. It's such a childish way to speak harshly."

"Ha, so what, I curse you, an old woman, that you will never be able to marry..." Yamada Goblin cursed, and made all kinds of grimaces at Xiazhiqiu Shiyu.

"You stinky child!" Kasumigaoka Shiyu heard all kinds of 'vicious' curses from the Yamada goblin, the veins on his head couldn't help but jump.His complexion became more and more ugly, and he finally joined the war of curses.

"I curse your sudden death in novels!"

"I curse you to have dysmenorrhea every time your aunt comes."

"I curse your novel for being animated!"

"I curse your aunt, you can test for leaks at night when you sleep."

"I curse you..."

"I curse you..."

Hanyu looked at the two girls who turned into kindergarten children and verbally attacked each other with ridiculous curses, and he couldn't laugh or cry, he didn't know what to say.

"Never quarrel with Sabi, because he will bring your IQ down to his level, and then overcome you with experience. In the same way, don't quarrel with naive people. Because she will put your Lower your language to the same level as him, and then use your rich experience to defeat you.” ——From Zuo Zexia Biande.

Kasumigaoka Shiwa cursed each other with Yamada Goblin, and found herself constantly at a disadvantage.Kasumigaoka Shiwa, who regards herself as an adult, can't say a childish but 'malicious' curse like Yamada Goblin anyway.As a result, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's face became more and more ugly.

Seeing that going on like this was not an option, Kasumigaoka Shiyu turned his head and led the flames of war to Hanyu's side.

"Hmph, I really do too. It's really disrespectful to argue with a naive child. Hanyu-kun!"

"Huh?" Hanyu watched the two quarreling, and said that as long as they didn't fight, he would let them go.Seeing that Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu suddenly called out to him, he was stunned for a moment.

"If my novel and this kid's novel were in front of you, who would you choose?"

"That's right. You haven't answered us just now, who are you going to be a fan of?" Yamada Goblin forgot to continue to fight with each other when she heard Kasumigaoka Shiwa's question, and looked at Hanyu with some anticipation and asked.

"I have a MM criticism in my heart, I don't know if I should say it or not." Hanyu was stunned and couldn't help but say.

"Huh? What do you want to say?" Yamada Goblin and Kasumigaoka Shiwa stared at Hanyu with displeasure on their faces and said.

"It's nothing...it's nothing..." Hanyu hesitated, and smiled awkwardly.

"Say! Who do you choose?"

"Uh... can I not choose?"

"no!"

"I choose...I choose..." Hanyu was sweating profusely, thinking about how to fool the two of them.

"Dinglingling..." At this moment, Hanyu's cell phone rang.

"Ah, there is a call. I'll answer it first." After hearing the ringtone of the phone, Hanyu felt as if he was about to receive an amnesty, like a dead tree in spring, he was overjoyed and shook his phone.Then quickly left the living room.

"Sagiri, thank you so much. Your call was so timely." After Hanyu went out, seeing that the caller was Sagiri, he said with tears in his eyes.

ps: It's my birthday today, it's the fifth watch

Chapter 370 Four Yamada Chris

"Eh? No...you're welcome" Sagiri was at a loss when she heard her brother thanking her repeatedly after the call was connected, so she could only reply in a daze.Then he asked curiously, "Brother, did something happen downstairs?"

"Eh..." Hanyu was a little speechless when he heard the words, after all Hanyu didn't know what to say about what happened just now.After thinking for a while, I organized the language and took it simply. "The goblin had a little conflict with the senior who came to set me up, and then I felt a little embarrassed. Just when you called, I ran away from the embarrassing scene."

"Really?" Although Sagiri didn't quite understand what Hanyu meant, she didn't say much.Instead, he asked about Xiazhiqiu Shiyu. "Brother, did any guests come over just now? Is it your senior sister?"

Sagiri was very curious about the senior sister Hanyu was talking about.When Xiazhiqiu Shiyu came before, Sagiri hid in the room and did not meet Xiazhiqiu Shiyu.But this time, they discovered the other party through a notebook video, but they didn't see Kasumigaoka Shiyu's face, but only heard her speak.

And what makes Sagiri feel a little special is that the voice of the senior Hanyu is talking about is exactly the same as that of Mashiro.If it weren't for the fact that the tone of the other party's speech was completely different from that of Zhenbai sister, Sagiri would have suspected that it was Zhenbai sister who was speaking.

"Well, it's a senior from my school. It just happened to come to see me today...err..." Hanyu realized that he didn't know what Kasumigaoka Shiwa was doing when he came to his house, so he had to follow Sagiri I was vague. "When I went shopping just now, I met her with Zhenbai and the others, so we came back together."

"Huh? Is that so? Is my brother's senior sister coming to our house to see my brother?" Sagiri was very curious after hearing Hanyu's words, knowing that the other party seemed to be quite familiar with Mashiro sister.

"Uh... this...maybe we need to talk about the novel?" Hanyu said hesitantly because he didn't know, so he could only rely on guesswork.Hanyu thought about it, after all, the connection between himself and Kasumigaoka Shiwa seemed to be the book "Fate X Sora", thinking about it like this, Hanyu probably guessed what the other party was going to do.However, Hanyu decided not to tell Sagiri about the matter of "Yuan X Kong".

"novel?"